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talk about an American Idol!

He's just a goddamn Metro-sexual.

How does grabbing boobilies make you straight?

What? Gay men can enjoy breasts in a aesthetic way. Plus, the fact that she let him touch them in the first place argues that she didn't feel *ahem* "threatened" by that Southern Fried Troll Doll With A Microphone.

What? Gay men can enjoy breasts in a aesthetic way. Plus, the fact that she let him touch them in the first place argues that she didn't feel *ahem* "threatened" by that Southern Fried Troll Doll With A Microphone.
thats more of a suprised look on her face

It doesn't matter. I happen to know that even though Clay acts like a fag, he's straight. That would put him in the ranks of all the metro-sexuals out there, up with Ben Affleck.

It doesn't matter. I happen to know that even though Clay acts like a fag, he's straight.
did he bang your mom or something? how do you "happen to know" he is not gay?

It doesn't matter. I happen to know that even though Clay acts like a fag, he's straight. That would put him in the ranks of all the metro-sexuals out there, up with Ben Affleck.

Dude, just because Clay said no to your advances doesn't mean he's not gay... :D

He went to a summer camp with my sister a few years back. He still plays videogames with her friends Vic and Will.
He IS gay, and furthermore, he's a dork.

He went to a summer camp with my sister a few years back. He still plays videogames with her friends Vic and Will.
He IS gay, and furthermore, he's a dork.

Well, everyone already knew he was a dork. And if he really was gay, it would be all over the tabloids, which it's not.

He's just a goddamn Metro-sexual.

He's attracted to underground trains?

Anyway, why should I care about whether this guy is gay?

Oh, and for those of you who cannot tell, the expression on the girl's face is boredom, not surprise or anything else.

Oh, and for those of you who cannot tell, the expression on the girl's face is boredom, not surprise or anything else.

*sorry if this is a multi-post. stupid server.

Yeah I think he is gay, he is trying to cover it up by letting them take a picture like that.

How does grabbing boobilies make you straight?how does calling them boobilies make you straight? :P

How does grabbing boobilies make you straight?how does calling them boobilies make you straight? :P

How does quoting someone calling them boobilies make you straight? :lol:
Sorry, I took that too far. :oops:

I thought he was a evil Munchkin goblin.

He went to a summer camp with my sister a few years back. He still plays videogames with her friends Vic and Will.
He IS gay, and furthermore, he's a dork.

Well, everyone already knew he was a dork. And if he really was gay, it would be all over the tabloids, which it's not.
Well, it's already been all over the tabloids at least once, but that doesn't really prove anything. It's been all over the tabloids that aliens from Jupiter have threatned war if we don't elect Pat Buchanan as president.
The creepy way he looks at Vic, and apparently only at Vic, however, does mean something. Speaking as someone who's looked at him the same way before I saw him wearing only a bandana on his forehead one fine morning, I have a pretty good idea what that means.

Gay guys can grab a girl's breasts and get away with it.

Gay guys can grab a girl's breasts and get away with it.bloody good point

just cuz he grabbed some girls tits doesnt make him a heterosexual...i have 2 gay friends who ahve done the same to me...

I'm surprised no one has said anything about how shopped that picture looks. Look at the hands....they look so fake.

I am amazed that guessing at some media flash-in-the-pans sexuality is getting so many responses....

I got a question... who cares if Clay is gay? Honestly, who cares? If anything, I'd hope he'd stay away from the same category as idiots like Elton John :)

Elton: "Idol is racist!11!!!1" *Fantasia wins* *shuts up*