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NAACP Orders Niger To Under Go Name Change

New Foxxinnia
27-05-2004, 00:32
The Foxxinnian- The Central African country of Niger is soon to go under a name change as ordered by the NAACP [National Association for the Advancement of Colored Peoples] because of their offensive name.

Niger, a third-world country, contains only 11,000,000 peoples and is roughly twice the size of Texas. The NAACP, which contains nearly 500,000 members, has constantly complained to Niger that the name is 'A symbol of former White-opression.' After years of complaints the country finally gave in.

"This name is the reason why Niger has not been able to move up on the world stage," NAACP President Kweisi Mfume told reporters. "In a world run by White and Asian countries no-one will take a black nation seriously if it's called Niger. It is only one letter off from [n-word]! This name change will only cause good for the Nigeriens."

Some Nigeriens thought otherwise. "Just because it almost looks and sounds like [n-word] it doesn't mean that it is the same word!" said Niamey resident Njoni Mjeno. "And it didn't come from former White-oppression!"

"Yes, Niger does mean black in Latin but somehow in America they added another 'g'" Nigerien President Hama Hamadou told The Foxxinnian, "But this has been going on for a very long time and we are tired of it."

The Nigerien government then showed reporters the new name.

The new name that was shown was Kanem-Bornu after the empire that ruled over the country nearly a thousand years ago.

Soon after, many European nations began to take notice in the former French colony. The UN also became interested in Kanem-Bornu and offered them a program called 'Food for Sand' where Kanem-Bornu would send the UN sand and the UN would send back the sand's weight in food. When asked why the UN replied, "Because they're a new nation and they need all the help they can get."

Upon hearing news of the UN's proposal the Nigerien President was quoted saying, "Maybe it was worth those millions of dollars."
Greater Valia
27-05-2004, 00:34
say whaaa?
Ur8
27-05-2004, 00:35
will Nigeria be the next to undergo a name change?
Celestial Paranoia
27-05-2004, 00:36
How about "The Country Formally Known As Niger"?
Letila
27-05-2004, 01:09
Is this true? It sounds like a joke.

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All Serene Republics
27-05-2004, 01:38
So does this mean that this year's "500" will be run in NativeAmericanapolis? Or maybe West Virginia will play their football games in AfricanAmericansburg?
New Foxxinnia
27-05-2004, 02:38
You guys are so cute when you're confused.
Tuesday Heights
27-05-2004, 05:17
Niger is pronounced NYGER... the most misconceived world in the languages of the Earth.

I didn't know the NAACP had that much power... :evil:
Kryozerkia
27-05-2004, 05:24
Bah! Let the people decide....
New Auburnland
27-05-2004, 05:30
So does this mean that this year's "500" will be run in NativeAmericanapolis? Or maybe West Virginia will play their football games in AfricanAmericansburg?
You mean Virginia Tech. not West Virginia
Free Outer Eugenia
27-05-2004, 06:13
We've actually been getting a little tired of the name 'Free Outer Eugenia.'
Well now that 'Niger' is up for grabs...
Eagleland
27-05-2004, 06:15
http://www.8bm.com/diatribes/volume01/diatribes014/images/niggerinnis.jpg
Raysian Military Tech
27-05-2004, 06:19
*bangs head on wall*

Tomorrow's headlines:

Turkey: Changes their name to Chicken
Iraq: Changes their name to Irock to fix mispronounciation tendancies
Spain: Changes their name to France

:)
Sliders
27-05-2004, 06:20
So does this mean that this year's "500" will be run in NativeAmericanapolis? Or maybe West Virginia will play their football games in AfricanAmericansburg?
You mean Virginia Tech. not West Virginia
heh, I was thinking the same thing...trying to figure out how morgantown or huntington could become africanamericansburg
Free Outer Eugenia
27-05-2004, 06:22
*bangs head on wall*

Tomorrow's headlines:

Turkey: Changes their name to Chicken
Iraq: Changes their name to Irock to fix mispronounciation tendancies
Spain: Changes their name to France

:)Raysian Military Tech: Changes it's name to L. Ron Hubbardia
Monkeypimp
27-05-2004, 06:24
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a309/a309.gif


Pwned!
Free Outer Eugenia
27-05-2004, 06:27
Now that's just fucked up.
Raysian Military Tech
27-05-2004, 06:34
http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/kkkgear.jpg

That's my opinion of that pic :)
IIRRAAQQII
27-05-2004, 06:34
It's pronounced "NYYYYYGGGIIIRRR" The IIII's in Niger are like the I's in the word "stIr". I take offence to "doing the WOP" thing in the 60's? I think that is very offensive to people of Italian decent. Even people who are directly from Italia! I brought that to NIAF's attention.
Monkeypimp
27-05-2004, 06:48
http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/kkkgear.jpg

That's my opinion of that pic :)

obviously it's a piss-take on all the '[insert state/country name here] lover tshirts that are around :P I found it mildly amusing anyway...
New Foxxinnia
27-05-2004, 08:20
What strange conversations my satire brings forth.
The Atheists Reality
27-05-2004, 08:32
What strange conversations my satire brings forth.

hehee :D
New Foxxinnia
27-05-2004, 17:49
"hehee"? What the hell is that? What?
Am I funny to you? EH?
Incertonia
27-05-2004, 19:36
I was wondering if you were going to have to come right out and say it Foxxinnia. Guess you did. :lol:
All Serene Republics
28-05-2004, 01:42
Thanks for setting me straight, New Auburnland. You are, of course, correct. I guess I get a little carried away sometimes where political correctness is concerned. Also, I have heard the name of the country pronounced Nee-ZHAIR...
Incertonia
28-05-2004, 01:56
Thanks for setting me straight, New Auburnland. You are, of course, correct. I guess I get a little carried away sometimes where political correctness is concerned. Also, I have heard the name of the country pronounced Nee-ZHAIR...Your pronounciation is the correct one.