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What have you been told the most when you're being dumped by someone? Like "We can still be friends," "It's Me not you," and the such like that. Me I've been told almost everything a jr. high girl can think of by three different chicks. By the way for you sick fools out there I am in Jr. High.

Did you even expect to get anywhere with a Jr. High relationship?

no never really did just wondering what the most likely excuses i'll hear in my life are just thoguht they might help others as well.

"You're an asshole."
"You're a *bleeping* bitch... And I never want to see you again.... And that is because I didn't get laid!"
"You were disrespectful."
"I think we should see other people."
"It's going too fast."

yah, i've used the ol' "it's going too fast."

although in this case the guy wouldn't leave the house, i didn't like him, and he liked me. so i thought i'd use the nice let-down, but that didn't really work, so i had to be more direct later on. i got pretty frigid.

I can't keep up with you.

Frigid is when you look at him after he's asked you and say...
"I have a boyfriend."
"I'd sooner boil in acid..."

Frigid is when you look at him after he's asked you and say...
"I have a boyfriend."
"I'd sooner boil in acid..."

frigid is when you refuse to dance with your date to formal for all dances, don't even feign sickness, and go dance with other guys.

man some of those are kinda cold but some are pretty nice

its just not working out.
course, i was the one saying it most of the time.

man some of those are kinda cold but some are pretty niceThat is the idea; they ARE supposed to be cold...

man some of those are kinda cold but some are pretty niceThat is the idea; they ARE supposed to be cold...

yeah, because the goal is to be effective.

man some of those are kinda cold but some are pretty niceThat is the idea; they ARE supposed to be cold...

yeah, because the goal is to be effective.
They also work... Also just blatantly ignoring the asshole works!!

true they are heck man im glad none of the chicks at my school have thought of those yet at least none i went out with

true they are heck man im glad none of the chicks at my school have thought of those yet at least none i went out with

well, maybe you're just not completely unfortunate.

"dating you is like dating a cartoon character..."

There really nothing going when i went to see her, so we talked..."We are this far up the latter"...i didn't really care at this point..."So before we get to have feelings for eachother, we shouldn't go any further"...I got up and said..."It's mutual...seeya"

There really nothing going when i went to see her, so we talked..."We are this far up the latter"...i didn't really care at this point..."So before we get to have feelings for eachother, we shouldn't go any further"...I got up and said..."It's mutual...seeya"

argh. that's like the friends with benefits thing. i did that once-NEVER AGAIN. the guy got too clingy.

true they are heck man im glad none of the chicks at my school have thought of those yet at least none i went out withGive it time...

"I love you but i'm not in love with you"
"Lets Still be friends"
"I dont want to kill you, but i will"
"I am not gay, but i will learn"

"I'm Republican"
"I'm Liberal"
"I'm GAY" (say it in a loud, deep voice)
"I'm too sexy for you....too sexy for my body...too sexy for this backpack...."

I've never used a breakup line but have been given many (pathetic, isn't it?)

But my all time favorite is "I just don't want to hurt you"

You know you're bitter when you say: "It's not me it's you. Trust me on this one it's definately you. Oh yeah, you all the way. Hardly any me in this one at all.."

Only had to say that once. Never even got the let's be friends line after that... :twisted:

If any girl ever throws the "Let's just be friends" thing, just look them in the eye and tell them: "I have friends." I actually have been friends with ex-girlfriends (the non-casual girlfriends) and only heard the lame-line once, but had to say that reply back at them.

you can't be that bad. can you? :lol:

man you guys are good i'll use those sometimes if they ever let me have a damn chance to say them, they go up to me and say them

Ah good a chance to rant about my nonexistent love life

I'm just a freshman at high school. The thing that sux is while I'm fine with being single I'm surrounded by slu*ty girls at my school who keep hitting on me as a joke :evil: (ugh sometimes i swear that my life is a real-world parallel 2 some anime like tenchi or love hina). It *really* p*sses me off.

Funny thing is that I'm friends with one or two *really* hot girls who are also really smart and have great personalities . . . thing is that we don't have any chemistry so w/e. C'est la vie!

hye superpower you sound like me kinda having a few hot, smart friends (strange they arent supposed to go together) too but the rest in my school are hella slutty god damned cheap whores

"I'm sorry Dave," She said, her eyes full of fake sorrow. "I'm breaking up with you. I met this other guy"
I had a feeling these words would be coming so I grabbed my beer, and chugged it in one big gulp, at this sight, she visibled stiffened.
"Oh great, so now you hate me," she said, trying to play the victim.
YES I FUCKING HATE YOU BITCH, I WANT YOU TO DIE AND BURN FOREVER IN HELL, DUMPING ME FOR SOME LOSER, WHO PAYS THE BILLS, WHO BUYS YOU DIAMOND RINGS, WHEN YOU SUPPORT YOURSELF YOU CAN BREAK UP WITH ME!!!!
Oh course thats what I wanted to say, but juust then I thought out something better. I kept a straight face and stared aimlessly into space. "Actually, this is good thing."
"Why?" she said, stunned.
"It gives me motivation and direction...I now know what I need to do," I said, wanting to grin about what I was going to say.
"What do you mean?"
"I'm going to have sex with your mom."

When you age you'll come to terms that chicks are assholes.

See them in 20 years and they'll be teary-eyed because they realized they chose the macho asshole who treated them like a POS instead of that guy that always held the door open for them and complimented their attire.

But based on my own experiance, I'd have to say the old, "We can still be friends" line.

Johnistan that was funny im amazed at your self control to keep from saying that and Kannokistan im sure they will regret it in like 10 years so im not worried

I believe it's harder to dump than to get dumped (seeing as I haven't ever been dumped *has sex with self*) but seriously, it's so hard, I had to break up with my bf of 9 months (which is a LONG time for me!) and the only 'line' I used was the "I still want to be friends" because we developed a friendship which I felt was too important to lose. I just try to tell the truth.

I believe it's harder to dump than to get dumped (seeing as I haven't ever been dumped *has sex with self*) but seriously, it's so hard, I had to break up with my bf of 9 months (which is a LONG time for me!) and the only 'line' I used was the "I still want to be friends" because we developed a friendship which I felt was too important to lose. I just try to tell the truth.

sorry DO but its very unlikely that you will still be friends, maybe you'll stay in contact, but when someone hurts you like that emotionally it takes awhile to forgive and be comfortable.

if you dont mind why did you end it?

"My parents dont like you, im sorry"

sorry DO but its very unlikely that you will still be friends, maybe you'll stay in contact, but when someone hurts you like that emotionally it takes awhile to forgive and be comfortable.

if you dont mind why did you end it?

Wahay! I'm being called DO again!

He's stayed friends with his other ex, so I hope it'll be the same. We live very far away from each other, and we hadn't really spoken in 2 months, we hadn't seen each other since March, it just seemed ridiculous. Definitely the hardest thing I've ever done.

sorry DO but its very unlikely that you will still be friends, maybe you'll stay in contact, but when someone hurts you like that emotionally it takes awhile to forgive and be comfortable.

if you dont mind why did you end it?

Wahay! I'm being called DO again!

He's stayed friends with his other ex, so I hope it'll be the same. We live very far away from each other, and we hadn't really spoken in 2 months, we hadn't seen each other since March, it just seemed ridiculous. Definitely the hardest thing I've ever done.

well I hope you can work it out, if you hadnt spoken for 2 months was it really that serious? I mean was it really more then just a friendship anyway?

reminds me of some lyrics by ben kweller...

"force field super shield aa
junior high love affair is ok..."

yeah, dating in junior high is a joke.
best way to avoid stupid lines is to avoid dating at all.
in junior high... its funny, because everyone is hyper-aware and completely not aware of what theyre doing..
its a paradox.
just wait it out... you'll get dumb lines everywhere, its part of it, but the weirdess of junior high will go away.
and you'll even have a few relationships that dont involve stupid excuses!

Top phrase a woman used when breaking up with me...
"When are you gonna come get your shit"

Top phrase used by me to break up with a woman...
"I know its Valentine's day but did you really think after I caught you in bed with your 'friend from highschool' I would really stick around?"

Top phrase used by a third party to help me decide to break up with a woman
"These antibiotics should clean you right up" <Just Kidding>