Felis Lux
25-05-2004, 18:47
A small grubby urchin has just pushed a piece of paper into my hands.
Presidential Address
Georgey B,
The Wight Haus
Washing Tonne BC
Texass
Ameriga
The World
The Solar Thingy
The Milky Way
Everywhere
Draft Copy
My fellow Aardvarks,
in recent times i have become awarified that Michael Barry Moore has made a film All About Me in witch he has critisizerised many of my polices and shirts. Decause off this, we have deciderated, Laura, Monica and me, that the Cannes film testical in Germany, where the nasty film was shownified to a naudience is a member of the Axis of Evil. Because of this the film which what I have just been talkifying about produced by the Nazi I beg your pardon the nasty, no, the naughty Michael Moore is a Weapon of Mass Destruction.
We must therefore take new and exciting measures to outlaw homosexual marriages between a man and a woman.
There may be some tempornorary adjustifications in the freedoms endured by the Aztec people and delays to fights from all major sea ports are expectorated, however you may rest assured that Michael Jackson will be arresticated at the first opportunity and tried by a military tribunal of civilians for his film which he made, which Donny says says I'm a darn blasted fool.
Yours,
with love,
Pressy Bush.
P.S. For securitor raisins, this urchin will self destruct.
Presidential Address
Georgey B,
The Wight Haus
Washing Tonne BC
Texass
Ameriga
The World
The Solar Thingy
The Milky Way
Everywhere
Draft Copy
My fellow Aardvarks,
in recent times i have become awarified that Michael Barry Moore has made a film All About Me in witch he has critisizerised many of my polices and shirts. Decause off this, we have deciderated, Laura, Monica and me, that the Cannes film testical in Germany, where the nasty film was shownified to a naudience is a member of the Axis of Evil. Because of this the film which what I have just been talkifying about produced by the Nazi I beg your pardon the nasty, no, the naughty Michael Moore is a Weapon of Mass Destruction.
We must therefore take new and exciting measures to outlaw homosexual marriages between a man and a woman.
There may be some tempornorary adjustifications in the freedoms endured by the Aztec people and delays to fights from all major sea ports are expectorated, however you may rest assured that Michael Jackson will be arresticated at the first opportunity and tried by a military tribunal of civilians for his film which he made, which Donny says says I'm a darn blasted fool.
Yours,
with love,
Pressy Bush.
P.S. For securitor raisins, this urchin will self destruct.