The title of the smallest book in the world...
imported_1248B
25-05-2004, 16:28
Got inspired by this by what someone else said in the You know you're Italian when... thread.
By the way, the smallest book in the world is The Book of Italian War Heros!
A little variation...
The title of the smallest book in the world:
"Five Centuries of German Humor!"
:lol:
Just add what YOU think is the title of the smallest book in the world.
The Basenji
25-05-2004, 16:30
Victories of the French Military
:wink:
Revengus Aggielandius
25-05-2004, 16:31
Great Antartic Reptiles
Ecks Ecks Ecks Ecks
25-05-2004, 16:36
"My Contribution to World Peace and Prosperity" By George W. Bush
HC Eredivisie
25-05-2004, 16:37
The Life of Me.
The wit of Margret Thatcher?
Petsburg
25-05-2004, 16:40
The welfare given by George Bush
Ecks Ecks Ecks Ecks
25-05-2004, 16:44
"Correct Spelling and Syntax" by Iman Oob
Revengus Aggielandius
25-05-2004, 16:45
My Definition of Sex Bill Clinton
Presidential Ability of Kerry and Clinton.
Berkylvania
25-05-2004, 16:46
What I Know Of God by Pat Robertson
My Definition of Sex Bill ClintonThat'd be a pretty long and complex book wouldn't it?
Revengus Aggielandius
25-05-2004, 16:49
My Definition of Sex Bill ClintonThat'd be a pretty long and complex book wouldn't it?
No wouldn't be at all. What he does is not considered sex to him.
Berkylvania
25-05-2004, 16:49
Threads Resembling This One That Haven't Been Locked by The NationStates Moderators. :D
Happy Times: Windows & Me.
Revengus Aggielandius
25-05-2004, 16:51
Guns that should be illegal by The NRA
Threads Resembling This One That Haven't Been Locked by The NationStates Moderators. :D
:lol:
Mercy of the Mods by MJ666
:wink:
Stellrenesia
25-05-2004, 16:52
Happy Times: Windows & Me. :lol:
The logical mind of Bill Gates
or
The humanitarian soul of Bill Gates
Berkylvania
25-05-2004, 16:53
My Favorite Recipies by Ann Coulter, part of her best selling series including My Favorite Jews, My Favorite Homosexuals and My Favorite People Who Are Different Than Me.
Happy Times: Windows & Me. :lol:
The logical mind of Bill Gates
or
The humanitarian soul of Bill Gates
The World's Longest: How to use Linux
Redneck Geeks
25-05-2004, 17:29
My Definition of Sex Bill ClintonThat'd be a pretty long and complex book wouldn't it?
No wouldn't be at all. What he does is not considered sex to him.
Ok How about:
"Women I Wouldn't Have Sex With" by Bill Clinton
New Foxxinnia
25-05-2004, 18:25
The Big Book of Nothing
imported_1248B
26-05-2004, 08:41
"The Profoundness of George Bush"
Victories of the French Military
:wink:
GENIUS!!!
Monkeypimp
26-05-2004, 09:20
Victories of the French Military
:wink:
GENIUS!!!
Do the Normans count as the French?
How to use windows
1)dont
imported_Celeborne
26-05-2004, 09:25
Victories of the French Military
:wink:
GENIUS!!!
Do the Normans count as the French?
NO
The Good Liberals Do for Society
Ascensia
26-05-2004, 09:35
The Freedom of Communism
imported_Celeborne
26-05-2004, 09:48
Conservatives and the freedoms they have given the people.
Mutant Dogs
26-05-2004, 09:56
Tar's guide to everything
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
26-05-2004, 09:57
The Contribution 'Busted' Have Made To Music
Pax Liberalis
26-05-2004, 10:17
Here's a some for you:
Wars I've Served In by Rush Limbaugh,with a foreward by Tom DeLay
Christ-like Things I've Done by Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell
Why I Should be Re-elected by George W. Bush
Honest Statements I've Made About Liberals by Neil Boortz
Pax Liberalis
26-05-2004, 10:20
And one more:
Rulings I've Made That Have Even the Slightest Basis in the Constitution by Justice Antonin Scalia, with a foreward by Ten-Commandments Judge Roy Moore
A Small World
26-05-2004, 10:22
ethics lawyers follow
The Atheists Reality
26-05-2004, 10:29
Tar's guide to everything
oi! :P
John howards guide to independancy
Nice to see that I started off a thread. Indirectly.
How about:
The French Book of Manners
Membership List of the Russian TeaTotal Society
Book of things that the Chinese wont eat!
Diplomatic Mothers-in-Law.
and returning to Italy
The Italian Highway Code! (trust me, if you have ever visited you'll know they are maniac drivers)
:twisted:
The Pyrenees
26-05-2004, 11:03
American Irony
The Freethinkers
26-05-2004, 11:06
Great British Cooking
The Pyrenees
26-05-2004, 11:07
Things Postmodernism Can Teach Us
Buzzadonia
26-05-2004, 11:15
Great British Cooking
Oi :evil:
The Pyrenees
26-05-2004, 11:17
Nationstates General Forum Book of Intelligent Debate, or The NS Book of Grammar.
Great British Cooking
Oi :evil:
Wrong there mate. We have Yorkshire pudding, haggis, toad-in-the-hole, jam roly poly and spotted dick. All very good food. And probably loads more but I don't have the time to search as I am supposed to be working on an important report for my boss!
What about the delights of French cuisine, frogs legs and snails, all drenched in onions and garlic. How on earth did they ever get a reputation for cooking?
Italian food is the best. Still got onions and garlic but used properly!
:twisted:
The Evil Server
26-05-2004, 13:11
The Best American Beers
The Imperial Navy
26-05-2004, 13:30
Bush's Military Career by The american military
(Not that it would be small, but most of it would be blank, erased or classified in the "Vietnam" and "AWOL" sections.)
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
26-05-2004, 13:37
Things Postmodernism Can Teach Us
:lol:
Jeruselem
26-05-2004, 14:21
"Nice things about Jews" by A.Hitler
Greyenivol Colony
26-05-2004, 14:29
Victories of the French Military
:wink:
but but but... what about napoleon?
Jeruselem
26-05-2004, 14:31
Victories of the French Military
:wink:
but but but... what about napoleon?
He was Corsican! :)
Revengus Aggielandius
26-05-2004, 15:28
Nice to see that I started off a thread. Indirectly.
The Italian Highway Code! (trust me, if you have ever visited you'll know they are maniac drivers)
:twisted:
I agree with that. There is something to be said about a country where you can pay a toll booth attendant with a beer!
Composure in Public Speeking- Howard Dean
How To Sustain a Career in the Music Industry
by Art Garfunkel
Tuesday Heights
27-05-2004, 05:20
Victories of the French Military
:wink:
Hahaha! :lol:
Got another one:
The Benefits of Capitalism by Joseph Stalin
(Edited in the 3rd Edition by Lenin & Trotsky)
:twisted:
Our Earth
27-05-2004, 09:56
The humanitarian soul of Bill Gates
You know Bill Gates had given more to charity at 35 than any other individual in history? He's still a young man and is still relatively new in his wealth, it's not unreasonable for him to feel a bit insecure about it and to wish to safeguard it until he is secure, at which time he will be free to give more away.
The humanitarian soul of Bill Gates
You know Bill Gates had given more to charity at 35 than any other individual in history? He's still a young man and is still relatively new in his wealth, it's not unreasonable for him to feel a bit insecure about it and to wish to safeguard it until he is secure, at which time he will be free to give more away.I should bloody hope so! The amount that microsoft charges for machines which don't work for more than 5 years, I should bloody hope he gives money to charity.
Gothicum
27-05-2004, 10:42
The humanitarian soul of Bill Gates
You know Bill Gates had given more to charity at 35 than any other individual in history? He's still a young man and is still relatively new in his wealth, it's not unreasonable for him to feel a bit insecure about it and to wish to safeguard it until he is secure, at which time he will be free to give more away.
The that I'm very religious or anything... but there's this little tale that I remember from my youth (don't be scared, but it has Jesus in it)
Jesus and his students are sitting at the temple, and they are watching the people who come in and out. A rich merchant walks by and with a lot of pompous gestures drops three golden coins into the collection box. After the merchant has made his donation, a poor beggar enters the temple. Swiftly and almost unnoticably he drops something into the collection box, and Jesus and his students hear the sound of one copper piece falling on the heap of coins in the collection box. Jesus turns to his students and asks them.
"Now who made the greatest offering?"
The students all reply that the merchant must have made the greatest offering, for he donated three golden coins.
"But the merchant will not miss a meal because of it, in fact he could afford to donate at least 10 more gold coins. While the poor beggar just gave away his last copper coin, the one he could've used to buy a loaf of bread. Tonight he will not eat because he gave away that coin. Now I ask again, who made the greatest offering?"
But back on topic
Compassion by the NS mods
The Freethinkers
28-05-2004, 09:43
Great British Cooking
Oi :evil:
Wrong there mate. We have Yorkshire pudding, haggis, toad-in-the-hole, jam roly poly and spotted dick. All very good food. And probably loads more but I don't have the time to search as I am supposed to be working on an important report for my boss!
What about the delights of French cuisine, frogs legs and snails, all drenched in onions and garlic. How on earth did they ever get a reputation for cooking?
Italian food is the best. Still got onions and garlic but used properly!
:twisted:
Hey ho, Im British myself...
How about....
Great British Dentistry
American Diplomacy
Russian Democracy
The US Army's Guide to the Geneva Convention
Saudi Arabian Human Rights
Almighty Sephiroth
28-05-2004, 09:45
"Generous acts by Bill Gates"
Happy Times: Windows & Me. :lol:
The logical mind of Bill Gates
or
The humanitarian soul of Bill Gates
The World's Longest: How to use Linux
Linux is actually rather easy to use..
Almighty Sephiroth
28-05-2004, 09:48
"Reasons to become a vegetarian" :lol:
imported_1248B
28-05-2004, 09:48
Compassion by the NS mods
Now thats too funny :lol:
How about... "NS Mods we all love!!"
Monteferro
28-05-2004, 09:50
Pearls of Wisdom by George W. Bush
Lawnmowerville
28-05-2004, 10:12
Great British Cooking
Oi :evil:
Wrong there mate. We have Yorkshire pudding, haggis, toad-in-the-hole, jam roly poly and spotted dick. All very good food. And probably loads more but I don't have the time to search as I am supposed to be working on an important report for my boss!
What about the delights of French cuisine, frogs legs and snails, all drenched in onions and garlic. How on earth did they ever get a reputation for cooking?
Italian food is the best. Still got onions and garlic but used properly!
:twisted:
Hey ho, Im British myself...
How about....
Great British Dentistry
American Diplomacy
Russian Democracy
The US Army's Guide to the Geneva Convention
Saudi Arabian Human Rights
French Personal Hygiene
Swiss Humour
Great Austrian Sailors
Great Fijian Skiers
The Big Book of Australian Sportsmanship