NationStates Jolt Archive

In a nutshell, you act like your a member of your opposite beliefs. Political, moral, anything!

For example, as a liberal...I pretend to be Conservative here.

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Okay...anyways, I think gays are icky and immoral. They seriously diss the Bible and should be arrested for crimes against nature. Also, abortion is EL-WRONGO too! Women should NEVER have a choice in ANY matter! Hell, who was the guy who wanted to keep the 10 commandments away from the court? I'LL HAVE HIM HUNG! I'LL HAVE HIS HEADDDDDDDDD!
*smokes pot*

AHHHHhhhHHhHhh....God Bless New York...and those other 49 states...and Canada too...they're funny....eh?

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(Yeah, you can defend your opposite opinions too....god bless ya!)

Nasssty Liberalses...we hates them Precious!! Theyre all lairs and theiveses!

God HIMself has proclaimed that liberals are evil baby eaters and tell nothing but lies !!!

Only Jesus can save us now from them communist, liberal, baby eating, homosexual, fornicating, devil worshipping, democrats.

HELP US JESUS !!

Blessed are the meek. Our Father who art in heaven will come down and save us all from the eternal flames of Hell that Satan temps us to join. Please, O Father, also save those poor babies not yet born from the evil grasps of the Devil in the form of abortions. Their precious lives depend on our fight for life and the moral values in the women of the modern world. We live for you, O Lord, in your name. We shall spread thy word of Jesus to the heathens that run rampid amoung Your children on Earth. And one last thing Lord, please bless our President who runs this country for You and does Your will, for You, upon us.

We are not worthy. In Your name we pray, amen.

This is almsot inviting someone to get psised off.....
what other point could this have?


Anywyas

Yo, dog, sup foo, yo, check this bling bling, biouch, my ride be pimp, shu nuff, bia, man, im all up in dat shiznit, foo, step off trifflin hoe!

Like oh my gawd! Hilary Duff is like, totally cool! And Avril Lavigne too! Oh, and I just can't forget about Britney Spears! Like, she's my idol!

*giggles*

Like, Jesus faggoty flip-floppity-doo Christ! It seems my friends no longer likes all of my favorite celebrities! Oh well, all that I can do is conform and be like, totally popular!

Wait, what does "conform" mean again?

Like oh my gawd! Hilary Duff is like, totally cool! And Avril Lavigne too! Oh, and I just can't forget about Britney Spears! Like, she's my idol!

*giggles*

Like, Jesus faggoty flip-floppity-doo Christ! It seems my friends no longer likes all of my favorite celebrities! Oh well, all that I can do is conform and be like, totally popular!

Wait, what does "conform" mean again?
I think it means like...totally popular! *giggles*

Like oh my gawd! Hilary Duff is like, totally cool! And Avril Lavigne too! Oh, and I just can't forget about Britney Spears! Like, she's my idol!

*giggles*

Like, Jesus faggoty flip-floppity-doo Christ! It seems my friends no longer likes all of my favorite celebrities! Oh well, all that I can do is conform and be like, totally popular!

Wait, what does "conform" mean again?
I think it means like...totally popular! *giggles*

Jesus faggoty flip-floppity-doo Christ Colodia! Like, why you always have to act like your smarter than me? Like seriously, school is for nerds!

Walk like an egyptian...
ooo eee ooo...

Look at me! I'm a jock! w00t! (er... I mean...)

Like oh my gawd! Hilary Duff is like, totally cool! And Avril Lavigne too! Oh, and I just can't forget about Britney Spears! Like, she's my idol!

*giggles*

Like, Jesus faggoty flip-floppity-doo Christ! It seems my friends no longer likes all of my favorite celebrities! Oh well, all that I can do is conform and be like, totally popular!

Wait, what does "conform" mean again?
I think it means like...totally popular! *giggles*

Jesus faggoty flip-floppity-doo Christ Colodia! Like, why you always have to act like your smarter than me? Like seriously, school is for nerds!

*cries*

You know I just broke up with *INSERT RANDOM BOY WITH COMMON NAME HERE*!!!!! Why do you ALWAYS have to do this????

*runs away to the bathroom to put on makeup*

Jesus faggoty flip-floppity-doo Christ Colodia! Like, why you always have to act like your smarter than me? Like seriously, school is for nerds!

Do not take the lords name in vain!!!! Fo rhe shall smote you with his rod and his staff, he is so mighty, so huge, so round, so firm , so fully packed. He died for your sins and your little dog toto to. Now repent , lest you burn in the fires of hecknation.

Come comrades, to the revolution.

Stop air pollution! Its killing the enviroment and our lungs!

(hey pass the joint, dude)

(Wow, I never knew someone who was pro-air pollution)
There's a catholic, communist, jewish plot to destroy ulster!!

i think he is just anti-Green, not pro-polution

god exists and he loves me!

Vanilla coke is better then the original

art students are very expressive, what a nice blob of paint

man Rap music Rokz man man

iraq was better under saddam

bush ordered 9/11

abolish immigration laws and let everyone in

violence solves nothing

Michael Moore is a genius

word games are a waste of bandwidth

John Howard is a puppet

im not bored with this

I find the light of the sun pleasant and frequently participate in physical sports, in addition to intercourse with members of the opposite sex. However all of this diversion has left me stunted inside, with no understanding of good music, inspiring wrist-slashing haikus, and the combat mechanics of the third edition of the Dungeons and Dragons franchise.

goddamned republican bullshit fascist war!!!! lets go burn a flag, fuck authority!!!!

I am glad that the spammety spamm spamming threads that make people happy and were one of the reasons that some folks played here are gone. Those spamming spammortzy spamacorns were just ruining everything. This needs to be a full time none spammity spamm spammanatious forum, where we disuss important issues, like Bush sucks, homosexuals, what would you do with a million dollars, and pic of hot chicks.BTW, Vote Bush.

Social spamis evil. Having fun is evil. Destroy the fun. we must keep this forum in tight political confrontations which invoke flaming and are the same thing over and over again.

I am glad that the spammety spamm spamming threads that make people happy and were one of the reasons that some folks played here are gone. Those spamming spammortzy spamacorns were just ruining everything. This needs to be a full time none spammity spamm spammanatious forum, where we disuss important issues, like Bush sucks, homosexuals, what would you do with a million dollars, and pic of hot chicks.BTW, Vote Bush.

now you just listen to me.... *looks at the title of the thread* oops, sorry :oops:

I am a conservative, christian, japan-o-phile. Everyday after a very fun and interesting anti-gay sermon in church, I go home and masturbate to hentai...While listening to J-pop.

I am a conservative, christian, japan-o-phile. Everyday after a very fun and interesting anti-gay sermon in church, I go home and masturbate to hentai...While listening to J-pop. :lol:

hm, sounds like me cept i dont go to church, and i dont listen to music while i do "it" :wink:

I have absolutely no desire to buy a pet monkey, move to the moon, and start up a musical group comprised of John Ashcroft, an Elvis impersonator, and that one annoying guy from the Taco Time ads.

I also am not at all planning to blow up New Jersey this Thursday.

canadians and europeans make me sick, especially the french, i mean, whats there problem anyway? GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!

w00t...bump

Praise be to the Invisible Hand! Capitalism is the only way! Buy, buy, buy! Put up ads everywhere! Litter every space with billboard signs! Smash the commies! Oppress the working class! Outlaw labor unions! Sacrifice your children to the Almighty Dollar!!!!!!!

Hey... this is kinda fun... :twisted:

Now, you want a real nation - talk to us Canucks! We don't need a real army - heck, we'll just let the UN run our lives and everything always turns out soooo fine. Why, we started peace keeping missions - that's right, peace keeping is our middle name - well, maybe it has just a little to do with having no real power, but then again, maybe it is because of our friends to the South. Hard to say... :wink:

We must submit to the state! It is our duty to serve the nation! I love Musollini!

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"Beside him is a beautiful androgyne called SWITCH, aiming a large gun at Neo."--Script of The Matrix (I love The Matrix, but that is still funny.)
Free your mind! (http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/bright/berkman/comanarchism/whatis_toc.html)
I like big butts!
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God's blessings on you all!

Let's all get on our knees and pray to him!

Hi guys I'm Jimmy Fallon, the star of Saturday Night Live! Amn't I wacky?

God is deeply concerned over who/what you stick your penis into! Think of god as a man watching pornography on cable that accidentally stumbles upon a gay-erotica channel, which instantly kills his mood. So g...er...the man changes the channel instantly and tries to forget what he just saw and gets really angry and frustrated as he has lost his erection... Of course, THIS guy is the only audience for television, so if he isn't watching, the wrong porn channels go broke and get cast down into the pits of hell...

Simple really.

Oh...And Americans are too pacifist, and they're too skinny.

*Being entirely truthful here*

Aw man, did you just catch Bush's last speech?!?! The implications of his 45th to 68th words were just HUGE! And what about that bill HR 1549 which was DENIED by the Democrats. Can you say, scandal? and what about what that Sierra Leone politician said about goats!! Can you not SEE the MAJOR effects that could have on our gas prices?

That Rush Limbaugh.....wow....can you believe his courage for speaking the truth in such a liberal dominated media? Save for Ann Coulter, that man has to be the truest and finest American I know! By the way, did you hear Savage saying liberals cause cancer? I could have applauded that someone finally revealed the truth!

*puts on a German accent*

I am the proud descendant of a divine Aryan race which will reign supreme for 1000 years!!

Screw civil and human rights, the economy, and outlaw political freedoms!!!!

Hi guys I'm Jimmy Fallon, the star of Saturday Night Live! Amn't I wacky?

Stop it Zyzyx! Just stop it! I hate it when people make fun of me. I mean, just because I'm an annoying brat who isn't funny at all, does that mean that you can make fun of me? Just in case you're wondering, the answer is no.
I'm the one who's suppose to making the incredibly lame jokes that everybody laughs weakly at just because they pity me! One day I'll be making fun of Republicans...the next day Democrats. Hell, whatever makes me look smarter, right?

I'm weak! I'm annoying! I'm not funny! I'm Saturday Night Live!

Any logical, thinking person KNOWS that God doesnt exist!

Good Charlotte, and all the great 'punk rock' bands out there today are so much more creative then all the old bands like Led Zeppelin and The Who.

Damn liberals- hippies with their 'peace and love' bullcrap, clogging progress, clouding up their brains with drugs, polluting the air with that rock and roll, out hugging trees while I'm sitting here in my stuffy office working 9-5 everyday for the last 15 years in a god-awful job, when I could be doing something I really love. They should stop whining about how everyone should follow their hearts, and face up to reality.

While we're on America, damn everyone else as well. Bunch of Old Europe, appeasing wimps. When someone threatens us, we have to stand up to them. Before they threaten us, even. Even if there isn't the slightest thread of credible evidence, we have to be on our guard, make no mistake. There's evil people out there. Really evil. You wouldn't believe how evil these people are. My god, they're evil. I just can't get over how evil those people are. Make no mistake, these are evil people.

They're just like those homos. Man, I wouldn't want to run into one of those in the street at night. Might try to have anal sex with me. A real guy, like me, watches football and Bill O'Rielly, drinks beer by the keg, and doesn't take shit from bitches.

If everyone just followed the god I do, in the same manner that I do, we wouldn't have any trouble, society would be ordered, simple, and structured. There's no other way, and if you think there is, you need to have your head examined.

Damn liberals- hippies with their 'peace and love' bullcrap, clogging progress, clouding up their brains with drugs, polluting the air with that rock and roll, out hugging trees while I'm sitting here in my stuffy office working 9-5 everyday for the last 15 years in a god-awful job, when I could be doing something I really love. They should stop whining about how everyone should follow their hearts, and face up to reality.

While we're on America, damn everyone else as well. Bunch of Old Europe, appeasing wimps. When someone threatens us, we have to stand up to them. Before they threaten us, even. Even if there isn't the slightest thread of credible evidence, we have to be on our guard, make no mistake. There's evil people out there. Really evil. You wouldn't believe how evil these people are. My god, they're evil. I just can't get over how evil those people are. Make no mistake, these are evil people.

They're just like those homos. Man, I wouldn't want to run into one of those in the street at night. Might try to have anal sex with me. A real guy, like me, watches football and Bill O'Rielly, drinks beer by the keg, and doesn't take shit from bitches.

If everyone just followed the god I do, in the same manner that I do, we wouldn't have any trouble, society would be ordered, simple, and structured. There's no other way, and if you think there is, you need to have your head examined.

Hey wanna go hunting? I have this lazer-sighted assault-rifle with a grenade launcher attached to it, we could use it to hunt squirrels... You know guns make your penis grow.

Any logical, thinking person KNOWS that God doesnt exist!

Good Charlotte, and all the great 'punk rock' bands out there today are so much more creative then all the old bands like Led Zeppelin and The Who.

Dude, you are, like, totally, like, right, dude! led Zeppelin, The Who, bunch of pot-smoking, acid-dropping freaks.

Any logical, thinking person KNOWS that God doesnt exist!

Good Charlotte, and all the great 'punk rock' bands out there today are so much more creative then all the old bands like Led Zeppelin and The Who.

Dude, you are, like, totally, like, right, dude! led Zeppelin, The Who, bunch of pot-smoking, acid-dropping freaks.

And obviously, the only things that exist are what we can sense. Anything else is a fairytale.

I love everybody

I sit with the cool people at lunch

I like boys

Old people are hot

Republicans and Democrats are awesome

Bush speaks well but he's stupid.

馬鹿

I'd just like to say get rid of these drugged out communists. and the socialists. and the jews. and the hippies. As a matter a fact destroy every single person there is alive apart from the conservative protestants who went to private schools. Jesus has no pity for the weak. You will burn in hell if you don't believe! The MORALS PEOPLE! WHERE ARE THEY???!!! And what's with all these Greek homosexuals, Henry... If you'll excuse me I have hands to kiss and babies to shake.......

You know, I love the RIAA, imposing their will on nobody. And spam too. I mean, Herbal Enhancent is good use for my email Inbox, 4 megabyes! how could I ever run out of space. You know, Weapons of mass destruction are there. You know, people are really nice. Except for those liberals. They scare me. And if those queers get married, I'll have something to say about it. God is there, and has done much for m

I just love Canadians, and how they're so kind the country that protects their armyless nation. I love how they avoid stereotyping Americans (and the rest of the world, for that matter).

You know, I love the RIAA, imposing their will on nobody.

OOOC (Out Of Opposite Character): Nice one!

IOC: Also, I'd have to add that I think that the gay marriage issue is SO important to America; it's going to decide our every policy FROM HERE UNTIL ETERNITY!!!!!!! It's so important!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate France; I think they're a bunch of Communist scoundrels who ought to be nuked, after North Korea, of course. Every other European country is composed of a bunch of wankers, too. Further, we ought to never trust Russia again, after what they did to us!

The South should secede again! That'd just be so cool!!!!!!!!!

Okay, better stop now... I'm scaring myself...

I'm completely for giving up some freedoms for the good of the many.

That Rush Limbaugh.....wow....can you believe his courage for speaking the truth in such a liberal dominated media? Save for Ann Coulter, that man has to be the truest and finest American I know! By the way, did you hear Savage saying liberals cause cancer? I could have applauded that someone finally revealed the truth!

I can't even begin to tell you how glad I am you said that. I applaud your courage for sticking up for your beliefs. There aren't enough proud Americans like you today. Everbody else seems to have forgotten the Traditional Values That Made This Country Great.

there should be no gun control ever, under any circumstances. Let's hunt ALL the wild animals we possibly can...then Eat them!! or, better yet, sell their skin and wear it to keep warm, cause it's nice and soft and fuzzy and cozy, and looks better on me than on the 4 legged animal. While we're in the wilderness, let's cut down a lot of the trees, so we can build cities, and then the animals won't live anywhere except zoos, and people must live only in apartments and condos without any privacy thisfarfromtheirneighbors, and put phone taps on everyone's line and video cameras in everyone's houses so we will know just who the terrorists are.

Praise be to the Invisible Hand! Capitalism is the only way! Buy, buy, buy! Put up ads everywhere! Litter every space with billboard signs! Smash the commies! Oppress the working class! Outlaw labor unions! Sacrifice your children to the Almighty Dollar!!!!!!!

Hey... this is kinda fun... :twisted:

Comrade! Have you smoked the crack of capitalism?

SHL

I'm a Liberal so...

You know what? I'm sick of everyone baggin out George Bush. He's a good President and the War in Iraq was good because the Iraqi people were liberated from Suddams military regime and now get to live unders ours. Oh! and don't forget those bullet shells they found from the last Gulf War!

And what's this I hear about gay right? Act like a real man, then you can have rights!

Did I mention Greenpeace? Bunch of tree-hugging Communists! Marx was gay you know? With the Engles bloke. Georger Bush said so.

I'm Catholic also so...

Sorry, but the very idea there are any none Catholics boggles the mind :P :lol:

馬鹿I understand completely and couldn't agree more!

SHL

Damn it, anyone with half a brain can see that there's no global warming. And even if there was, we ain't causing it. Let's just deregulate all areas of business and let the benevolent invisible hand of the market sort out our problems.

Having said that, there's no need to be so laissez-faire when it comes to the faggots or the scroungers coming over here and stealing our jobs and our benefits. Yeah - at the same time, there's no contradiction.

Anyone man doesn't own a gun is a pussy, no mistake. I blame the EU, everything's all their fault. Though we should join the euro [OOOC: um... it's getting confusing).

What we need is more moral decency and Christian discipline. It quite clearly states in Leviticus, the pure unadulterated word of the Lord our God, that...

OOOC: and so on.

Stop air pollution! Its killing the enviroment and our lungs!

(hey pass the joint, dude)

nasssty Liberalses....

We told you they was tricksy!

We hates them precious!

Both the liberal ideologies and conservative ideologies are always right. I have no friends because I'm a jackass. Religion is for weak-minded fools. Languages suck, we should have stuck with hitting each other over the head to show how we feel.

<Censored Nazi diatribe>

We must secure the continuation of the ascendancy of Western civilisation at all costs. All other peoples will kneel before our cultural order, and rightly so, for we are inherently superior. The peaceful state is stagnant. It is only through war that a culture's health and vitality are expressed. The world is ours for the taking, and it will be grateful for our lead, and dominance.

God Bless America.

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We must blow up Iraq. The American people are in immediate danger. Rap is the best music around.

wtf is up with all tehse damn fags everywhere and there pride sh*t they should all be tied to nukes that we drop on those damn iraqi muslim bastards theyll all go to hell anyway and burn forever!!!!111

Give me bagels :!:

Let's all join in a thankful prayer to our Lord and Savior, to whom we submit in all humility, and thank him for making us good people, for making us moral, for getting us through all the hard times, for loving us in his own special way, and for giving us the wonderful Catholic priests who have so enriched the lives of America's youth.

Lets tax the shit out of everyone and abolish all private ownership.

*says nothing*

*I have become quiet, into popular culture, a fashion victim, lady magnet but complete user intwerested only in sex and what i can take, i dont enjoy making people happy, loved by all with my friends always choosing me over anyone else. I have huge self esteem/ego and am always happy, but im a right wing (as in about halfway). Bush supporting airhead. I belive everyone should have a gun and am regularly involved in fights believe that what i am taught by religeon is true even though lots of stuff was added by man and not god and is there to cow the innocent. Despite this i think kissing ass is the way to heaven and not treating other people well, i belive god is not universalist now and only accpets my true religeon. I wear lots of white and hate the colours black, red or blue. I am thin and have long hair but no facial hair. Im nearly teetotal but smoke, i do drugs in copious quantities now too . I believe marajuana is dangerous but that the smoking part is harmless but that potheads constitute a danger to us all, and should be made illegal but obviously i am okay with other drugs, as i am now a hypocrite. I despise heavy metal am well co ordinated and play no musical instruments but am great at art and sport. I hate thrash metal and dislike Iron maiden, i dont read what the lyrics are about and deludedly think all heavy music is evil encouraging satan worshipping and evil and dont believe that some bands are trying to preach about getting on with others. When truely evil media comes round that does threaten my morals, i love it and belive it. I think Britney is the next jesus. Im certain about all my beliefs and never question anything. I find people in power throwing their weight around and making threats very amusing and impressive, a sign of maturity obviously. Oh and i honestly believe i am going to earn above average income and so support capitalism despite the fact that few people earn the average income as it is dragged up by fatcats who live easy lifestyles at the expense of the poor, but then i dont know this. I find this acceptable as i am easly fooled and belive statistics. Thats said i am hard to catch out with silly jokes depsuite being mislead on important things*

wow in some ways im jealous of my opposite, but in some ways, hes the kind of person that should be rounded up and shot for all our good.... Im quite amazed that hes not very contradictory. I guess the drugs ethics are close because of my moderate stance which when flipped on its head makes no sense.

Liberals make baby Jesus cry..

I'm an atheist capitalist. Who needs a minimum wage? Trade unions are communists. Marijuana is a gateway drug. Just shoot me is hilarious. The media is controlled by jews and liberals! Martin Luther King was a red, so was JFK, so is John Kerry and I wouldn't trust those French if I were you. They're so arrogant while America remains humble.
Without America Germany would have won World War 2 and you'd be speaking German

OOOC: This oughta be fun.. :lol:

IOC: Everything that has ever gone wrong with this world can be traced back to Bill Clinton's penis,and I can prove it! God drove Adam and Eve from the garden of Eden because the snake was really Clinton's penis in disguise and that's why Eve had the stain..er ate the apple! Rome fell because Clinton's penis convinced them to tolerate those darn gays,never mind that the Romans overextended themselves and that the empire was awash in corruption - that was also Clinton's penis' fault!

OOOC: and so on and so forth...