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Brownie points if you can guess the poem being parodied.

Phenomenal, Excellent, Rad, Totally Awesome Dude
by Oz, a.k.a. The SLAGLands

Chubby dorks wonder why I’m such a bad-ass guy
Got twelve chins and ain’t too thin and
Still can’t see my thighs
But when I start to tell them
They think I’m telling lies.
I say
It’s in the Coke in my beard
The wart on my bird
The cut of my jib
The stains on my shirt.
I’m so awesome
I’m so hot
I’m the greatest
And you’re not.

I’m eating mashed potatoes with fried chicken from Lee’s
You say I smell, man? Go to Hell, man!
You know I’m the big cheese!
I reach for my inhaler
When I start to wheeze.
I hack
It’s in the games on my ‘Cube
The dent in my car
The Clash in my Sony
The nuts in my ‘bar.
I’m so awesome
I’m so hot
I’m the greatest
And you’re not.

Girls themselves have wondered why I can’t look stark
Why there’s such breeze in my CD’s
Won’t find no Linkin Park.
But I’m so deep and profound
Even I’m still in the dark.
I guess
It’s in the Spam on my stove
The 20’s on my dice
The zits on my nose
The bite on my lice
I’m so awesome
I’m so hot
I’m the greatest
And you’re not.

Now you understand why you all suck so much
Why gals all quiver and moms all shiver
At my very touch
When you see me passing,
You should really buy me lunch.
I know
It’s in the squeak in my shoes
The smell of my socks
The speed of my type
The JPEG’s in my box.
I’m so awesome
I’m so hot
I’m the greatest
And you’re not.

Having fun relieving yourself?

Having fun relieving yourself?

If by "relieving yourself," you mean, "God, Slag is the sexiest guy in the world," then yes. ;)

Having fun relieving yourself?

If by "relieving yourself," you mean, "God, Slag is the sexiest guy in the world," then yes. ;)

I hope you realize... your abandonement of your jukebox thread... has made me stop posting on the forums completely... I hope you're happy... :cry:

I hope you realize... your abandonement of your jukebox thread... has made me stop posting on the forums completely... I hope you're happy... :cry:

Calm yourself, home slice... I'ma bring it back soon... it's not going to be exactly the same, since the emphasis is going to be exposing your band OUTSIDE the thread, but it'll still rock. It'll be like a second Slaver War or something...

*twitches* *foams at mouth*

SLAVER WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK!

I hope you realize... your abandonement of your jukebox thread... has made me stop posting on the forums completely... I hope you're happy... :cry:

Calm yourself, home slice... I'ma bring it back soon... it's not going to be exactly the same, since the emphasis is going to be exposing your band OUTSIDE the thread, but it'll still rock. It'll be like a second Slaver War or something...

*twitches* *foams at mouth*

SLAVER WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK!
Praise the mighty winds of the north south and west... I don't like the east... it's been... uh never mind... its personal... THAT BASTARD EAST WIND!!! Ahem.... ah... yeah...

I hope it shall come soon.... Soooooon..... Telegram immediatly when u create it... for i must warn you i shall not be cruising the forums often, until that day finally comes... when ur second thread is brought to fruition.

This kind of drivel we allow...and from a Mod, no less.

*shakes his head in astonishment*

This kind of drivel we allow...and from a Mod, no less.

*shakes his head in astonishment*
Hey i didn't notice... got your job back eh SLAG?

Again! W000T! yeah...

Totally bad-ass! It, like, spoke to me dude! Like, through my eye-balls!

This kind of drivel we allow...and from a Mod, no less.

*shakes his head in astonishment*

HOLY CRAP!!!! Will you ever shut up?

This kind of drivel we allow...and from a Mod, no less.

*shakes his head in astonishment*

Aye. From a mod.

Now WHO WANTS TO GET ME A DANISH!?

This kind of drivel we allow...and from a Mod, no less.

*shakes his head in astonishment*

Aye. From a mod.

Now WHO WANTS TO GET ME A DANISH!?Smitty probably would.

i wrote a poem once. actually got it published.
has nothing to do with this topic really, but i thought that it was interesting.

And with that, I'm going to bed. I'll trash V more tomorow maybe.

i wrote a poem once. actually got it published.
has nothing to do with this topic really, but i thought that it was interesting.

I've been published, too. It was in a school publication, and I didn't make any money for it, but it's all good.

Prose is more my cup of tea.

And with that, I'm going to bed. I'll trash V more tomorow maybe.

Golly, I can hardly wait...

This kind of drivel we allow...and from a Mod, no less.

*shakes his head in astonishment*

Aye. From a mod.

Now WHO WANTS TO GET ME A DANISH!?

http://www.welshwales.co.uk/burton-hamlet.jpg

best I can do on short notice....

HOLY SHIT! Since when was Slaglands a mod? I always thought he/she was a regular dude!

Me too. Maybe it happened recently.

HOLY SHIT! Since when was Slaglands a mod? I always thought he/she was a regular dude!
Apparently he retired for a while and then when duty called he came back for his badge and his 9 mm Berreta.

Maybe he shined their shoes for them.

Maybe he shined their shoes for them.
One question: who the hell are you? :? What's your problem with SLAG anyways?

Are you part of the next generation of hecklers? I've seen plenty during my modding days...

Who the hell are you???

I've got no problem with anyone, Amerigo.

Leave me alone.

Who the hell are you???

I've got no problem with anyone, Amerigo.

Leave me alone.

You ask me who I am and then adress my by name? Ha! The first sentence was quite obviously a feign. But I am not falling for that. The last sentence indicates you are going on the defensive. Therefore you are consolidating your gains and digging in. Very well, then I shall not pursue any offensive actions against your nation.
Good day, to you.

Amerigo used to be a mod. didnt you?

Amerigo used to be a mod. didnt you?
See my "are you happy" thread and vote! (before some overzealous new regime mod locks it)

Amerigo used to be a mod. didnt you?
See my "are you happy" thread and vote! (before some overzealous new regime mod locks it)

iv just heard references to you about the old days. only been around a couple months myself.

Look, I'm on the road, in an unfamiliar city, I hate to travel and I'm crabby as hell. I apologize for my behavior this evening.

Amerigo used to be a mod. didnt you?
See my "are you happy" thread and vote! (before some overzealous new regime mod locks it)

iv just heard references to you about the old days. only been around a couple months myself.
Well in that case on that thread you can vote me to be a living legend...

If you do good luck will shine up on you!

Yes I was among the first mods... The first group of mods chosen and I was a part... with Melkor and Meneme... I still don't know how to spell her name... and some other people... back before SLAG became mod... before Scolo became mod... before Reploid became mod... I was a mod. And then there was the glorious slaver war that got me recognized... and blah blah blah all that sort of thing... then i resigned cause the rules were getting to stringent and i didnt have that mcuh time... and here i am...

Look, I'm on the road, in an unfamiliar city, I hate to travel and I'm crabby as hell. I apologize for my behavior this evening.
Oh no problemo... Which city? Is it Budapest?... I dunno what made me guess that...

Yes I was among the first mods... The first group of mods chosen and I was a part... with Melkor and Meneme... I still don't know how to spell her name... and some other people... back before SLAG became mod... before Scolo became mod... before Reploid became mod... I was a mod. And then there was the glorious slaver war that got me recognized... and blah blah blah all that sort of thing... then i resigned cause the rules were getting to stringent and i didnt have that mcuh time... and here i am...

And now he's a crotchedy old coot who invents borderline offensive ethnic slurs and markets them as "Mexican rap sensations." ;)

Yes I was among the first mods... The first group of mods chosen and I was a part... with Melkor and Meneme... I still don't know how to spell her name... and some other people... back before SLAG became mod... before Scolo became mod... before Reploid became mod... I was a mod. And then there was the glorious slaver war that got me recognized... and blah blah blah all that sort of thing... then i resigned cause the rules were getting to stringent and i didnt have that mcuh time... and here i am...

And now he's a crotchedy old coot who invents borderline offensive ethnic slurs and markets them as "Mexican rap sensations." ;)
I couldn't have said it better myself...

A preview for your new jukebox thread... A band called Rage for the Machine... an album titled F*** Disobediance... with the single "Obey Authority!"