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Seeing as a Woodchuck is a small mammal that could maybe, let's say on a good day, throw about a half-pound of wood at a time.

The woodchuck is a scurrying mammal that could get that half pound of material ready in say, 10 seconds, ready for chucking. Since a small mammal like that proably sleeps 14 hours a day, and would probably need to take breaks every 2 hours for food and water, lasting about fifteen minutes....

so about 3 pounds per minute, at a good clip, making about 315 pounds every two hours, including breaks, so...about 3,150 pounds of twigs on a really good day.



Am I awesome or what?


I was also asked these:

(Q) What's the meaning of life?

(A) Sex, lots and lots of sex


(Q) Wasn't that supposed to be 42?

(A) No that's the answer to the ulimate question of like the universe and everything!


(Q) Well, okay, what's the ultimate question of life the universe and everything to which the answer is 42?

(A) What do you get when you multiply 6 by 9.


(Q) but that's not 42!

(A) sure it is, in base 13.

I agree on you meaning of life thing ;)
Surely the meaning of life is to reproduce and there's no better way to do it than lots and lot of sex...
Sure there's more efficient ways but why cut out all the fun.

A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. 8)

the meaning of life is too get as P***** as heck when you can :wink:

A woodchuck could chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

A woodchuck could chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

a woodchuck could chuck wood, but then he would have to chuck all the wood he could

A woodchuck could chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

a woodchuck could chuck wood, but then he would have to chuck all the wood he could

THE ANSWER IS RIGHT THERE!

None, they are on STRIKE!!!

he would chuck what would a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck would. appearantly what would a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, would be what wood seemed to him to be good, but only if he understood that a woodchuck could chuck wood. or, roughly 3150 lbs of twigs/day. Good job.

A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. 8)

Couldn't have said it better myself! lol :lol:

uhh..Are you forgetting that there are different kinds of wood. And that not every peice of wood is shaped, as thick, or as heavy as all the other peices? @_@ so since that is random, there is no way to figure out the exact amount! PLUS not every woodchuck is as strong as the others, making it even MORE random. You could find the average amount, but not the exact. :idea:

The Meaning of Life, of Existance, is chosen by Lord God, or by a persons chosen Deity.