NationStates Jolt Archive


Solution to Israel's Problems (JOKE!!!!)

Superpower07
22-05-2004, 20:34
Here is my solution which I ripped straight from G Gundam:

In G Gundam the people of Japan live in an orbiting space colony that resembles the islands of Japan, known as Neo-Japan.

My solution involves physically ripping Israel off of the face of the earth, and set it orbiting the earth like the Neo-Japan colony. Heck, we'll call it Neo-Israel while we're at it!!!!

We should also give Neo-Israel a Mobile Fighter - how about 'Gundam Macabee?' Its special attack could be something like "THROWING STARS OF DAVID!!!"

:lol:
Berkylvania
22-05-2004, 20:39
Nice. "Diaspora II: Electric Boogaloo!"
Fluffywuffy
22-05-2004, 20:42
Both Israelis and Arabs in the mid-east are complete morons, fighting over some dustball in the sand, perpetualy facing the same outcome in fighting. Just nuke them both. [/sarcasm]
Bozzy
22-05-2004, 23:07
Both Israelis and Arabs in the mid-east are complete morons, fighting over some dustball in the sand, perpetualy facing the same outcome in fighting. Just nuke them both. [/sarcasm]

Had we let Iraq develop nukes 20 years ago that is essentially what would have happened.