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when you have armpits that look like they are lined with brush.

Actually its wen you drink beer for breakfast or go to a fest in honor of drinking beer.

Question: "you know your German" or "you know you're German"?

Well as a german I'm offeneded by that :P

Well it's you're I hope that's what he means, I don't think anyone actually owns germans...

And beer festivals are cool I'm planning on going once I can legally drink 8)

Question: "you know your German" or "you know you're German"?

Very quick, very well spotted.

I doth my hat to you sir..

*doths*

....you speak German??!

I can speak English.

I can speak English.

That's very nice. :?

Question: "you know your German" or "you know you're German"?

Very quick, very well spotted.

I doth my hat to you sir..

*doths*

Question: 'doth' or 'doff'?*


*Answer: 'doff'.

Thankyou. Can you? :)

Thankyou. Can you? :)
Yes, just about.

You know you’re German when you have German citizenship...

Simple but true :lol:

Question: "you know your German" or "you know you're German"?

Very quick, very well spotted.

I doth my hat to you sir..

*doths*

It's "doff", not "doth".

I have some German ancestry, so yes, I know I'm German.
:lol:
But I don't mind "piss-take", either.

If I want to doth I'll doth. :lol:

If I want to doth I'll doth. :lol:

Lets all just start making up words then:

stuvill kana bik thudos "Enerica" aff flek migoven...

Doth. That's like "Olde English" or somesuch.

"Behold unto ye the cat
Who doth look upon the walls
It seems to me a shame, you see
The way he licks his...."

- Paraphrasal of British comedy duo Hale and Pace, in their
sketch "The Romantic Poets"

Enerica dksfdhkf's Bodies Without Organs kdjfugdksf fhdfdjfhdhf murder dsfsfghjsfghjfh attack dlfhdsjgh $$£$£@@!!

You know your German if when someone say high hitler you make the nazi Gesture and you say Sieg Heil or High Hitler.

The standard of literacy over here is dropping by the second :lol:

you'll know you're really german when you aren't ethnically cleansed :twisted: :P :twisted:

You know your German if when someone say high hitler you make the nazi Gesture and you say Sieg Heil or High Hitler.
you'll know you're really german when you aren't ethnically cleansed :twisted: :P :twisted:

Er dudes that's going way too far now. And it's not High Hitler it's Heil Hitler, why would they say High Hitler, High being an english word...

C.E I speak german, I am German, and I just got my shiny new passport with holograms and everything after my old one ran out, the trek to the embassy was worth it :P
Being German I take offense at any anti German views being posted here, it's been a long time since the war and we should let the past lie in peace. None of us modern Germans are affiliated with the old German regime apart from those retarded Neo Nazi f*#%s and the only becuase they're too stupid to realise what terrible things were committed so please just drop it guys. :cry:

This is kinda racist man im part german and i aint syper hairy :?

DANG MY SPELLING!!!

You know you are German when folks walk up to you saying "Ich wohl mein Fahrrad zurück!!" :lol:

I like Germany, I'm even a bit German myself. You make good cars (BMWs rule!) and beer (So I've heard, though I haven't tried, too young). :)

YAY Wagner rules...
Please don't take this the wrong way
EVERYONE BUY APOCALYPSE NOW REDUX :D

I like Germany, I'm even a bit German myself. You make good cars (BMWs rule!) and beer (So I've heard, though I haven't tried, too young). :)

i don't know anything about cars, but if you want good beer you'll have to go search it in one of those tiny countries next to germany.

you know you are german when you never think you can't eat that next plate of sauerkraut.

You know your German if when someone say high hitler you make the nazi Gesture and you say Sieg Heil or High Hitler.
you'll know you're really german when you aren't ethnically cleansed :twisted: :P :twisted:

Er dudes that's going way too far now. And it's not High Hitler it's Heil Hitler, why would they say High Hitler, High being an english word...


Fights mental image of Hitler with a joint :D.

C.E I speak german, I am German, and I just got my shiny new passport with holograms and everything after my old one ran out, the trek to the embassy was worth it :P
Being German I take offense at any anti German views being posted here, it's been a long time since the war and we should let the past lie in peace. None of us modern Germans are affiliated with the old German regime apart from those retarded Neo Nazi f*#%s and the only becuase they're too stupid to realise what terrible things were committed so please just drop it guys. :cry:
Agreed. I'm German, too, and I just can't see the point of this thread. Everyone seems to be taking their ridiculous prejudices out for a walk.
Also...is it my imagination or are their Americans out there for whom everything is about armpit hair?

I'm of German descent, and I don't understand the armpit hair thing. :?

I'm of German descent, and I don't understand the armpit hair thing. :?

Well, don't ask me. It always seems to be one of the first things to be mentioned whenever a bunch of Americans decides to go on a Germany bashing spree. Looks like Americans take their body hair seriously :shock: .

Never noticed the armpit hair thing either, then again I haven't really looked ! Germans have great cars and great beer, I am old enough to drink so I know. :wink:

When you have a sudden urge to invade Poland.

Never noticed the armpit hair thing either, then again I haven't really looked ! Germans have great cars and great beer, I am old enough to drink so I know. :wink:

The cars-and-beer-thing is kind of stereotypical, too, even if it's a positive stereotype. In truth, I think Japanese cars are somewhat more reliable, and I *hate* beer (even if I do like festivals). But I'm still somewhat fond of my country :D .

Suddden urge to invade Poland?
What is this place called Poland you speak of it's all Germany... :P
jk

We haven't invaded that place in a long time.


Yes I can see the funny side too.
Oh and I doon't get the armpit thing either, not much armpit hair on the germans I know :wink:

Its not the armpit hair on the German men we find odd its the bushy pits I've seen on the women! :wink: That aside though Germany is a great nation I lived in Fulda Germany for 3 years while in the US Army.
The Germans treated me great in Fulda, good people. :D

Its not the armpit hair on the German men we find odd its the bushy pits I've seen on the women! :wink:

I know. I am female, so it does concern me. You see, the only reason I shave my armpits is because I'm afraid of other people's reaction if I don't, and it makes me feel like a conformist whimp :? . I think the world would be a much better place if everyone lost their fear of body hair. There's no logical explanation why people find it disgusting, it's the same stuff that's perfectly socially acceptable when it's growing on your head.

See, you've hit on my pet peeve :P .

Alluhaland: I think Germany only invaded Poland once, but it was enough to build a reputation. 8) .

This is one of the stupidest threads I have ever seen:

1. It encourages people to judge a whole nation by their prejudices
2. It provides a platform for people like Yugolsavia and Ernst_Rohm so that they can use nazi terminology

In my opinion NS should be a game of different political ideas that is being played by people form all around the world… a multicultural game.

There should be no room for reminding us of the old barriers in Europe, especially not in this provoking way.

We have overcome the old beliefs… This is illustrated by ten eastern European countries having joined the EU at May 1st this year.

This thread leads to nothing… the mods might as well close it!

I can give all the Americans an example (definitely not my own belief though):

How would you like this phrase?

You know you are American when you are fat, ignorant, arrogant and have an undemocratic corrupt government.

Do you get my point?
Nobody can judge a whole people... and it is not funny it's offending!

this is thread is just plain offensive - please lock

Its not the armpit hair on the German men we find odd its the bushy pits I've seen on the women! :wink:

I know. I am female, so it does concern me. You see, the only reason I shave my armpits is because I'm afraid of other people's reaction if I don't, and it makes me feel like a conformist whimp :? . I think the world would be a much better place if everyone lost their fear of body hair. There's no logical explanation why people find it disgusting, it's the same stuff that's perfectly socially acceptable when it's growing on your head.

See, you've hit on my pet peeve :P .

Alluhaland: I think Germany only invaded Poland once, but it was enough to build a reputation. 8) .

How do you get we got Poland in the first place?
I mean before we lost it then reclamed" it :P
I'm not making things better am I :(

but if you want good beer you'll have to go search it in one of those tiny countries next to germany.


tiny? TINY??!!?! :evil:



and Heftig, your post is boring.

Never noticed the armpit hair thing either, then again I haven't really looked ! Germans have great cars and great beer, I am old enough to drink so I know. :wink:

Bad UN Delegate.

You know you're German when...

you live down the road from VW headquarters

you can spell "heil" correctly

everyone's pissed off at you for nicking the sunbeds (again)

Your team loses 5-1 to England (HAHAHAHAahahahahahaAAAAAAAAAAA!)

some retards keep mentioning Hitler and sticking their fingers to their noses in your presence

You know you're German when...

you live down the road from VW headquarters

you can spell "heil" correctly

everyone's pissed off at you for nicking the sunbeds (again)

Your team loses 5-1 to England (HAHAHAHAahahahahahaAAAAAAAAAAA!)

some retards keep mentioning Hitler and sticking their fingers to their noses in your presence


And by posting that you just became one of the aforementioned retards.

This is one of the stupidest threads I have ever seen:

1. It encourages people to judge a whole nation by their prejudices
2. It provides a platform for people like Yugolsavia and Ernst_Rohm so that they can use nazi terminology


I quite agree, but if you look at the last page, you'll find that the focus of this thread has shifted. Current topics include international views about armpit hair and German history :). I think it would be a pity to lock it.


tiny? TINY??!!?!



and Heftig, your post is boring.


Well, some of them are kind of... smallish. Not that size matters, mind you
:P .


How do you get we got Poland in the first place?
I mean before we lost it then reclamed" it
I'm not making things better am I


Didn't Prussia aquire those areas waaayyy back when there wasn't a German state but just a gazillion smaller ones? On the other hand, I think I forgot about WWI. Bad me.
Cheer up, I don't think you're making things worse, either.

You know you're German when...

you live down the road from VW headquarters

you can spell "heil" correctly

everyone's pissed off at you for nicking the sunbeds (again)

Your team loses 5-1 to England (HAHAHAHAahahahahahaAAAAAAAAAAA!)

some retards keep mentioning Hitler and sticking their fingers to their noses in your presence

Now thats too funny!! :lol:

Thanks for the laughs.

Especially the 5-1 :lol:

Locked for trolling.