NationStates Jolt Archive

Since Forum7 was deated, the Warf is being moved here. Also, Dogpile is being moved here, too (Dogpile is a random, godmodding free-for-all).

Four Rules. Break them, and I will call the mods.
1. NO SPAMMING! Yeah, it's random fighting, but keep it relevant, or at least as relevant as possible.
2. Godmodding is mostly the point, be remember, there's no point in staying here if you're "invulnerable."
3. I ask that people come to me with complaints before going to the mods. I'm not trying to undercut their authority, I'm just trying to keep this thread alive. Not everything here is spam, so don't start complaining and get this thread locked.
4. Don't piss off the mods. Follow the regular forum rules.


Mods: Cut us some slack. I'm trying to maintain the fun spirit of Forum7. I ask that I be in charge of deciding what's spam and what's not, if that's ok. I promise I'll keep the spam down.


We sell:
Fish (fresh and not so fresh)
Exposives
Guns
Molotavs
Fully automatic halubut (Copyright Zarozina)
Sawn-off mackerel (Copyright Zarozina)
Motorpike with side-carp (Copyright Zarozina)
WhaleShark 2000 ((C) me; it's a car...fish...)
Dehydrated water
Lasers
Poisons
Viruses (natural, synthetic, and computer)
Green tea
Beer
Bait
Fishing Permits

For Rent:
Bush Miniclones ((C) me)
Radio-Active Hooker ((C) me; and hooker is her name, not profession)
Lawn chairs (Any damage must be repaid)
Fishing poles (permits required)

If we don't have it, we'll order it.
Let the beating, slashing, etc...BEGIN!

*slashes, beats and etc's Rhyno liberally around the head with a large cuttlefish*

What my friend Mr D forgot to mention - fish (or fish related stuff) only.
All non-fishy contributors will be fed to the sharks!

Nope, this is the Dogpile, too, so everything goes.
But fish are strongly encouraged.

My squid is bigger! *Larger cuttlefish*

Wait, i know...*Sperm Whale!* <--They eat squid!

Nope, this is the Dogpile, too, so everything goes.
But fish are strongly encouraged.

My squid is bigger! *Larger cuttlefish*

Wait, i know...*Sperm Whale!* <--They eat squid!Hey, you're sure that's not a Spam Whale?

I'll wager my codpiece the mods shut us down double quick!

lets hope not, eh

*pokes Lutton in the codpiece with a hake*

*skates around and laughs at lutton. Then skates over Z*

Seriously, that would suck

*Seizes hake and batters it into submission*

Poke me again and you'll need a sturgeon!

Fully automatic halibut (Copyright somebody. If it was you, tell me) that was me too! Also the sawn-off mackerel

*shoots Rhyno with sawn-off mackerel, then kicks him in the cockles*

Fully automatic halibut (Copyright somebody. If it was you, tell me) that was me too! Also the sawn-off mackerel

*shoots Rhyno with sawn-off mackerel, then kicks him in the cockles*

OOh, that's gotta smart!

*flexes mussels before wading into the fray*

*makes Moule Marinierre"*

*Whiting patiently for supper*

Oh, ok then. I'll change that in a bit Z.

*Stabs Z with sawed off lawn-chair leg*

*Whiting patiently for supper**beats Lutton's eggs*

*Whiting patiently for supper**beats Lutton's eggs*

:shock:

*Whiting patiently for supper**beats Lutton's eggs*

:shock:*makes omlette*

*Feeds the omelette to a little dog.*

*Feeds the omelette to a little dog.*Who let Gaspode in? Gerroff, that's my omlette

*pokes Cuneo with swordfish*

*dumps fish-fat all over everyone*
*lights it*

Now you burn and smell!
MUHAHAHA

*just saw Van Heilsing with Epostles*
*Sicks werefish on Lutton*
*Summons legions of undead fish to attack Lapse*
*Summons the vampire-flyingfish hybrids to attack Z*

HA!!! YOU CAN NEVER STOP ME!!!

*trips and falls on random silver spike laying on the ground*
"Ow" *Vanishes into dust until tomorrow...or maybe later tonight...whichever*

*dumps fish-fat all over everyone*
*lights it*

Now you burn and smell!
MUHAHAHA

*just saw Van Heilsing with Epostles*
*Sicks werefish on Lutton*
*Summons legions of undead fish to attack Lapse*
*Summons the vampire-flyingfish hybrids to attack Z*

HA!!! YOU CAN NEVER STOP ME!!!

*trips and falls on random silver spike laying on the ground*
"Ow" *Vanishes into dust until tomorrow...or maybe later tonight...whichever*Yeah, saw it the other day - really sucks cock!

I fear not your pitifull vampire-flyingfish hybrids - they'll be dead in a few minutes!

Eh, i thought it was ok. The plot was lacking, but the action was good, and the sound was very intense and realistic, right down to the squishy guts.


THEY Won't die, for i am using frankentein's fish, the little-known experiment before he attempted it on humans!
*Vampfish start biting Z's head off*
And besides, you'll be dead before they do anyway!

the plot had more holes than you'll have after my next visit to the dogpile!

*starts eating Frankenfish*

Hmm, anyone got any mustard?

Uh, Z, you do realize that millions of volts of lightning are corsing through that fish, right?

*ignores the twiching Z*

*Sends fish to Cuneo*

OO!

*Calls forth the legion of the undead bush-miniclones*
THEY LIVE!!!

*Bushclones join the fish in devouring Cuneo*

*gives Rhyno a BIG HUG*

*watches him start to twitch and smoke from his orifices*

Hey, aren't lemmings those things that drown themselves???

*Laughs*

*Commands fish to force the ocean high enough for the lemmings to see. Then laughs as they march to their doom!!!*

P.S. I SEE YOU Z!

*lurk*

*lurks behind*

*Clubs*

*robs*

*runs*

*Yawns*
*gets new chair*
*Chills, drinkin' a beer*

Anytime y'all.