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TCoo'YO, Japan (AP) -- A Japanese honky chick got wasted while descendin' Mount Everest afta' makin' it t'de top uh de wo'ld's highest mountain, ha' tour guide company said Friday. Slap mah fro!

Shoko Ota, 63, had made da damn summit wid some guide and some dude climba' on Dursday, Tokyo-based Adventure Guides Co. 'S coo', bro. said in some statement. Man! But Ota became unable t'move and lost consciousness durin' deir descent, about 350 meters (1,120 feet) fum de summit uh de 8,850-meta' (29,035-foot) mountain. 'S coo', bro.

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/WORLD/asiapcf/05/20/japan.everest.death.ap/story.everest.apgb.jpg
Nearly 200 sucka's gots got wasted atrtemptin' t'climb Mount Everest since '53.

De team's leader, Kenji Kondo, lata' confirmed dat Ota had stopped breadin' and lost ha' pulse.

Kondo, 41, who be also de super-dude uh Adventure Guides, repo'ted da damn dead by satellite rap rod to de company's Tokyo office. Adventure Guides dun did not gots details about da damn circumstances uh Ota's dead and ain't been able confirm de cause.

De oda' members uh de group wuz in baaaad heald and gots reached some camp part uh de way waaay down de mountain, de company said. Ota's body remains near de summit. Man!

Ota had previously climbed Mount Cho-Oyu, some 26,900-foot (8,201-meta' ) Himalayan peak, wid Adventure Guides in Octoba' 2002. Kyodo News agency repo'ted she started mountain climbin' in ha' 40s.

De tour wuz Adventure Guides' fust t'Mount Everest. Man!

Since da damn peak wuz fust scaled by New Zealanda' Edmund Hillary and Sherpa Tenzin' No'gay in 1953, at least 1,300 sucka's is recon'd t'have made it t'de summit. Man! Nearly 200 sucka's gots got wasted in de attempt. Man!

About 100 climbers and deir Sherpa guides is on de mountain attemptin' de climb befo'e da damn end uh de sprin' climbin' season lata' dis mond.

Pffft...screw you guys.

perhaps it was the unneccesary gangsta' rap title style....

What? Is there something wrong with that? You racist?

such a lovely accusation to throw out.... :roll:

Perhaps I just see deliberately putting such an affectation into the title for a story that really is incongruous with it indicates a lack of intent on your part to approach the subject in a serious manner.

-Z-

such a lovely accusation to throw out.... :roll:

Perhaps I just see deliberately putting such an affectation into the title for a story that really is incongruous with it indicates a lack of intent on your part to approach the subject in a serious manner.

-Z-

I still never changed the text myself.

Last summer, a colleague of mine from my hiking and mountaineering club broke his leg a couple of hundred metres off the summit and had to be evacuated. Probably set a new record - only person to survive that sort of injury up there. And having seen other people in the sh*t after accidents involving falls onto rocks, my judgement, not funny. :evil:

regardless - you posted a real news article in Ebonics. What do you expect? Do you want people to discuss the material? Or the translation? Or just how clever it is to do it that way?

So maybe people didn't respond because they weren't quite sure of the point of your post.

Anyway - you seemed peeved at a lack of response, and I'm just pointing out why I didn't respond to the story itself.

Take it as you will.

-Z-

Sorry if I pissed anyone off. It wasn't my orginal intention.