NationStates Jolt Archive

You have seen them on TV killing the Arabs by the hundreds in Gaza! Now, hot off New Auburnland's arms assembly lines, introducing our 2004 line of weaponry!

Crushing a little uprising will be no problem if your packing this kind of heat!

Merkava Mk 4
http://www.israeli-weapons.com/weapons/vehicles/tanks/merkava/merkava4_x5.gif
roll over a refugee camp with this bad boy in style with a 20 inch flat screen monitor and a Playstaton2!

M113 HVMS
http://www.israeli-weapons.com/weapons/vehicles/armored_personnel_carriers/m-113/hvms.jpg
Open fire on a crowd of demonstrators with this guy and massive "enemy" casualties are garenteed or your money back!

AH-64 Apache
http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/aircraft/images/yah-64-DA-SC-86-01757.jpg
Everyone needs some air support, so why not do it with this top of the line helo! Leather bucket seats optional.

and if all else fails.....

http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/systems/images/w34_mk101-pic1.jpg

Just Nuke the fuck ers and let God sort um out! Israel has been keeping a few of these for "national defense" situations, why not pick up a few for yourself? (Special, today only: Buy 2 get 1 FREE!!)

Telegram me for prices!!!

I'll have two nukes!

I'll take 200 nukes, so can I have 100 free? I think that $9999,999,999,999,999,999 should be enough. I think I might declare war on the mods, and I'm hoping that this might be enough. :twisted:

Remember the Forum 7!!!!!! :evil:

I think that $9999,999,999,999,999,999 should be enough.

Kleptonis, where did you get that kind of cash? Not even I should have that much money just lying around.

Act now and we'll give you ten bloody dead babies for free!

these weapons are combat proven!!! Any takers?

I'll take 200 nukes, so can I have 100 free? I think that $9999,999,999,999,999,999 should be enough. I think I might declare war on the mods, and I'm hoping that this might be enough. :twisted:

Remember the Forum 7!!!!!! :evil:

Where did you get nine quintillion, nine hundred and ninety-nine quadrillion, nine hundred and ninety-nine trillion, nine hundred and ninety-nine billion, nine hundred and ninety-nine million, nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine dollars from? The entire wealth on this planet is only serveral trillion dollars.

Do you want to cause hyperinflation around the world, Kleptonis? You will ruin your economy, as well as everyone else's. About 5 minutes later, you'll be a huge glassy crater.