NationStates Jolt Archive

Ok, this is how this game works:

I wish for something good. Then you reply that my wish is granted but in a bad way. Here's an example>

My post:
I wish my loud neighbors would move away. :x

Your post:
Wish granted!! But a tribe of hillbillies move in and the two big ones constantly say, "You sure gotta purty mouth."

I wish..........
You get the picture? :wink:

I'll start off :D

I wish my girlfriend would say yes, when I ask her to get married. :oops:

I'll start off :D

I wish my girlfriend would say yes, when I ask her to get married. :oops:

Later you find out she really had a sex change and has to have reconstructive surgery every 2 years in order to maintain "her" new look.

I wish I could be the smartest man alive.

I'll start off :D

I wish my girlfriend would say yes, when I ask her to get married. :oops:

Granted! But your girlfriend morphs into Shrek.

I'll start off :D

I wish my girlfriend would say yes, when I ask her to get married. :oops:
Wish granted! But she's going to be silent after you propose. Once you if ask if something's wrong, she'll say "Yes, I have AIDS"


I wish I had the same powers as Agent Smith

I wish I had the same powers as Agent Smith

Granted, but you are destroyed by Neo.

I wish I had a new motorcycle

I wish I had the same powers as Agent Smith

Wish granted. You then find out that Agent Smith was really gay and you inherited that "power" also.

I wish to be more intelligent (like before).

Granted! Well, Agenst Smith was impotent...

I wish I had the same powers as Agent Smith

Wish granted. You then find out that Agent Smith was really gay and you inherited that "power" also.

I wish to be more intelligent (like before).

:evil: Wish granted! You find yourself to know what makes g0at a g0at and cannot get the images out of your head

I wish I was the President of the U.S.

Granted, but you become george bush...

I wish I had a big screen tv

I wish I had the same powers as Agent Smith

Granted, but you are destroyed by Neo.

I wish I had a new motorcycle

wish granted!

bad news im afraid, you find 100,000$ in drug money hidden in the gas tank, now the columbian cocaine cartel is after you

I wish I was the President of the U.S.

Granted! The United States is then conquered by Russia and you are tortured until near death and then castrated. After that, you are put into a room full of straight women who want a real man.

Use someone else's wish.

I wish I had the same powers as Agent Smith

Granted, but you are destroyed by Neo.

I wish I had a new motorcycle

wish granted!

bad news im afraid, you find 100,000$ in drug money hidden in the gas tank, now the columbian cocaine cartel is after you

Extended! Which is led by me, the new Bush of the U.S.!

tag

i wish i had super powers

Granted, you have the power to move super slow, and explosive anal gas.


I wish I was king of the world .

Granted

However, Kang and Kotos the Aliens come and conquer the world, and order us to build a ginat Ray Gun to aim at the planet Ummmkrrptha

granted,

but im afraid on the day of your innauguration space aliens have decided humans would make fine slaves to build their intergalactic shopping malls, and froozen yogurt stands. also, they use your body as host for millions of carniverous beetles that they like to eat

Howver they then find themsleves several alergic to humans and die

I wish that I was 21 so i could drink legaly

Howver they then find themsleves several alergic to humans and die

I wish that I was 21 so i could drink legaly

but on the night of your birthday, you are arrested for public intoxication and are sold for a pack of ciggarettes to a big black man named bubbha, in jail

Greater Valia where is your wish buddy. :evil:

Howver they then find themsleves several alergic to humans and die

I wish that I was 21 so i could drink legaly

but on the night of your birthday, you are arrested for public intoxication and are sold for a pack of ciggarettes to a big black man named bubbha, in jail

ouch me = pwned!

wish me own this site. :wink:

ohhhh you soo screwed yourself


so, one day two people, one of them being Pirer post some rather nasty pictures all over the forum, forcing you to apoint several mods


oh wait.....that already happened

I wish Metallica would play ..And Justice for All in concert next time i see them

I wish Metallica would play ..And Justice for All in concert next time i see them

But they play it so badly the audience throws grenades at the stage and blows them up.

I wish i didn't have so much work to do.

you'd then become so bored with all you're free time that you'd take to inventing, and attempt to create a time machine.....it malfunctions and...guess what, Welcome to the New World in 1492....you're a Native Americain....theres ships on the harizon......

I wish Ace Combat 5 would come out

I wish Metallica would play ..And Justice for All in concert next time i see them

But they play it so badly the audience throws grenades at the stage and blows them up.

I wish i didn't have so much work to do.

Wish granted, but you get trapped in you're office all weekend with nothing to do.

I wish I had a chocolate muffin

you'd then become so bored with all you're free time that you'd take to inventing, and attempt to create a time machine.....it malfunctions and...guess what, Welcome to the New World in 1492....you're a Native Americain....theres ships on the harizon......

I wish Ace Combat 5 would come out

ooh, that's a good answer. But Ace Combat 5 turns out to be... turns out to be...

:?

I wish i knew what Ace Combat 5 was.
Yeah.
Um. Can i answer the chocolate muffin one instead?

go for it.....you could just say the game sucked....thatd crush me and demorilze me NO END

go for it.....you could just say the game sucked....thatd crush me and demorilze me NO END

Oooer, poor you! :shock: because actually the game turns out to be so rubbish that it totally contaminates your happy memories of Ace Combats 2,3,4, and 1 and you are forced to play Tetris instead for ever more.

would a chocolate muffin cheer you up?

I wish there was a fourth Lord of the Rings film to look forward to.

go for it.....you could just say the game sucked....thatd crush me and demorilze me NO END

Oooer, poor you! :shock: because actually the game turns out to be so rubbish that it totally contaminates your happy memories of Ace Combats 2,3,4, and 1 and you are forced to play Tetris instead for ever more.

would a chocolate muffin cheer you up?

I wish there was a fourth Lord of the Rings film to look forward to.

Wish granted - you look forward to the 4th LOTR film forever, but it is never released or made. You go slowly insane and start murdering the people around you :?

I still wish for a chocolate muffin

Wish granted - but it turns out to be a really old, stale chocolate muffin with beetles living in it.

I wish i had a pet gargoyle.

Wish comes true - however it turns out you already had one, they fight continually and destroy you're house.

I wish I had some chocolate

Granted

However


That chocolate.....hehe....can you say Rat Pellets?

I wish i was done with college

Granted- Congrats! You flunked out!

I wish this was real life: http://www.muffinfilms.com/
edit: actually, I just wanted a way to sneak muffin films in

What I really wish is that I wasn't so lonely :cry:

Granted, you are no longer lonely. You are now someones prison b*tch.



I wish I owned my own business.

not only does it encounter fiscal trobule, you get robbed 7 times in one week.....going out of bussness sale anyone?

I wish i could play gutair

wish granted, but you'll get so nervous that you never ever will be able to show someone that you can.

I wish I'd pass my BWL test.

GOOD NEWS! You pass but now you have leprosy.


I wish the school year would end.

Granted, but it only closed because they felt that the chairs were to comfortable and the rules to liberal. Oh yeah, and it will be reopening with new chairs and rules tomorrow.


I wish for a watermelon.

Granted, but the watermelon is actually an improvised explosive that detonates when you cut it open.

I wish to be on a tropical island full of gorgeous native women who haven't seen a man in years and are desperate for some lovin'.

Granted, but I turn up at the same time, all the women flood to me and you get left all alone.

I wish I didn't have to work, or have any responsibilities for a whole week.

Granted, but I turn up at the same time, all the women flood to me and you get left all alone.

I wish I didn't have to work, or have any responsibilities for a whole week.

Granted, but the watermelon is actually an improvised explosive that detonates when you cut it open.

I wish to be on a tropical island full of gorgeous native women who haven't seen a man in years and are desperate for some lovin'.

Granted, but they want so much loving that you are REALLY sore and every time you walk you scream like a baby. I mean SCREAM. Eventually you die from dehydration.

P.S. And it wasn't even good sex. They never let you orgasm.


I wish I could beat stupid people up and not get in trouble (in any way) for it.

Granted, but I turn up at the same time, all the women flood to me and you get left all alone.

I wish I didn't have to work, or have any responsibilities for a whole week.

Granted, but then after the week you found out your land was sold off and so were your things. Your pet crapped all over your floors and you have to clean it all up with a toothbrush, then get kicked out onto the street with nothing but that troothbrush and you are forced to be a male jigaloo for much older women. I mean, MUCH older. Have fun?

Granted, but the watermelon is actually an improvised explosive that detonates when you cut it open.

I wish to be on a tropical island full of gorgeous native women who haven't seen a man in years and are desperate for some lovin'.

Granted, but they want so much loving that you are REALLY sore and every time you walk you scream like a baby. I mean SCREAM. Eventually you die from dehydration.

P.S. And it wasn't even good sex. They never let you orgasm.


I wish I could beat stupid people up and not get in trouble (in any way) for it.

Granted - you continue beating yourself up for all eternity.

I wish i could fly.

Granted, but you are sucked into the engine of a 747

I wish my wish doesn't go wrong.

Granted, but you are sucked into the engine of a 747

I wish my wish doesn't go wrong.

then this thread explodes from pointlessness, destroying all computers that have ever read this.

I wish for....an Aston Martin DB9

Granted, but you die in a car crash when you left the terrain of the cardealer.

I wish for flying cows.

Granted, but you die in a car crash when you left the terrain of the cardealer.

I wish for flying cows.

*granted*

All the cows then fly away and you never get to eat beef in any form every again and you never get cows milk again. As they migrate you get bombarded with cow pies. Our of the cowpies emerge flesh eating flies with a taste for humans and you have to live the rest of your life in mesquito netting clothes because the flies cant be stopped.


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I wish I could obtain supreme spiritual enlightenment

Granted but then you get beseiged by halfbrained seekers 24/7 until your spirit implodes.

I wish I had a body like Brad Pitt

granted, but you get the nose of micheal jackson

i wish for an umbrella

Granted, here's your umbrella. Up the nose!! hehe...straight into the brain

I wish I knew where this bug bite came from

It came from . . . Mars! it's infected you with some alien spore!

I wish I was an admin

It came from . . . Mars! it's infected you with some alien spore!

I wish I was an admin

Granted, but Max Barry takes over your body.

So what's yer wish, HotRodia?
Or don't you trust us? :wink: