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I have an honest question I would like answered. Why do some women smack a man's ass/buttocks/gluteus maximus?

You don't have to be female to answer this. If you happen to be one of those guys who understands some better than the rest of us the female mind, have at it.

Just for kicks, let's have a poll.

Because they're playful and he has an irresistible bum?

I have no comment: I've never seen or experienced this.

I'm a girl.

I think it's entertaining because of their reactions. Usually guys don't really expect that, I guess.

I'm a girl.

I think it's entertaining because of their reactions. Usually guys don't really expect that, I guess.

Hmm...then I guess the last time it happened the girl may have been disappointed. I didn't react much. It's happened often enough over the years that I have gotten used to it. *shrug*

I'm a girl.

I think it's entertaining because of their reactions. Usually guys don't really expect that, I guess.

would you mind if a guy did it to you?

I nice bit of bum fun never hurt anyone. Apart from that riding crop incident. Actually, a bit of a spanking turns me on and I know that my boyfriend isn't exactly anti-keen on buttock fondlage.

I nice bit of bum fun never hurt anyone. Apart from that riding crop incident. Actually, a bit of a spanking turns me on and I know that my boyfriend isn't exactly anti-keen on buttock fondlage.

Well that's lovely dear. :D I'll refrain from asking about the riding crop incident.

:shock: I believe that girl who said about unexpected reaction

This one girl kept grabbing me...

...let's just say it was unexpected and uninviting. But maybe it was because of her. :? :) :D :lol:

Thanks to everyone for your most enlightening comments. Would anyone else care to propose a theory?

She's trying to figure out the answer to "boxers or briefs"?

Their testing the firmness of your "thrusting" muscles obviously! :wink:

I like to pinch and smack.

I like the facial expressions and the fact that they are usually so tiny! :oops:

One girl at work (when I was a barman) preferred to tickle me. Suddenly, from behind, while I was holding fragile breakable objects made of glass. :|

One girl at work (when I was a barman) preferred to tickle me. Suddenly, from behind, while I was holding fragile breakable objects made of glass. :|

Oooh Oooh, did you punch her out?

I'm a girl.

I think it's entertaining because of their reactions. Usually guys don't really expect that, I guess.
Yet, when I toss a gerbil down some chicks cleavage, I'm slapped in the face and told I'm the most despicable human alive. Women. They make no sense.