NationStates Jolt Archive

Back from the dead its the BWC. come on, returned from forum 7. NOW with more slapping of lapse allowed bfore the bouncers boot you.

you know the price list fellow forum 7 goers. now, lets start the shop up again.

*Staggers in*

Thank god! There are scary people out there talking about gun control and politics and things. Gimme a beer!

yeah, its scary aint it?

*pours lutton a beer*

i wonder what we would do if we went and started setting random threads on fire... or stealing random things from the threads in enericas case

I don't think there's much sense of humour out there ... maybe we should just start so many temple threads we take over! 8)

give me a ten pound sack of rice and three beatles cds!

Hi can i get a captain morgan and coke please? and an ashtray.

*gets GV the sack of rice*
wait a minute...what do you want those beatles CDs for *shifty eyes*
*gets out ashtray and throws it at gothic guys head*
*also throws coke and captain morgan at gothic guys head*

yeah, i wanna start a temple to hack... hes my favorite mod... mainly because he unbanned me... and also because he kills the evil goatze spammers :D

*gets GV the sack of rice*
wait a minute...what do you want those beatles CDs for *shifty eyes*
*gets out ashtray and throws it at gothic guys head*
*also throws coke and captain morgan at gothic guys head*

yeah, i wanna start a temple to hack... hes my favorite mod... mainly because he unbanned me... and also because he kills the evil goatze spammers :D
you missed the voting for our region. anyways, i carve cds. :shock:

*gets GV the sack of rice*
wait a minute...what do you want those beatles CDs for *shifty eyes*
*gets out ashtray and throws it at gothic guys head*
*also throws coke and captain morgan at gothic guys head*

yeah, i wanna start a temple to hack... hes my favorite mod... mainly because he unbanned me... and also because he kills the evil goatze spammers :D
you missed the voting for our region. anyways, i carve cds. :shock:what region are we talking about?

*gets GV the sack of rice*
wait a minute...what do you want those beatles CDs for *shifty eyes*
*gets out ashtray and throws it at gothic guys head*
*also throws coke and captain morgan at gothic guys head*

yeah, i wanna start a temple to hack... hes my favorite mod... mainly because he unbanned me... and also because he kills the evil goatze spammers :D
you missed the voting for our region. anyways, i carve cds. :shock:what region are we talking about?
C-spam. the spammers club

Shouldn't it be Black HOLE Cafe? Must be a cheap Chinese made knock off...

'Nother beer, please.

*Spills rice*

Shouldn't it be Black HOLE Cafe? Must be a cheap Chinese made knock off...

shush! if dragons bay hears that he'll chop you up and stir fry you in a wok! :D

*gets GV the sack of rice*
wait a minute...what do you want those beatles CDs for *shifty eyes*
*gets out ashtray and throws it at gothic guys head*
*also throws coke and captain morgan at gothic guys head*

yeah, i wanna start a temple to hack... hes my favorite mod... mainly because he unbanned me... and also because he kills the evil goatze spammers :D
you missed the voting for our region. anyways, i carve cds. :shock:what region are we talking about?
C-spam. the spammers clubyeah, stumbled across that since my last post

yes, the black whole cafe is a rip off of the black hole cafe made by pablicosta since he kept settting me on fire :roll:

*sets NF on fire for asking a question*

*Starts frying rice in a wok and looking hungrily at other customers*

*Starts frying rice in a wok and looking hungrily at other customers*

Would this be Cream of Sumyung-ghi you're making? :shock:

*Starts frying rice in a wok and looking hungrily at other customers*oi... no eating other customers

May I have a black whole on rye?

May I have a black whole on rye?only if you press this button and then press submit :D

http://www.filmmakingholidays.com/images/record-button.jpg (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/posting.php?mode=quote&p=3183805)
Please press this button.'

*Starts frying rice in a wok and looking hungrily at other customers*oi... no eating other customers

But they look so tasty - particularly the n00bs ... just one little one?

*Starts frying rice in a wok and looking hungrily at other customers*oi... no eating other customers

But they look so tasty - particularly the n00bs ... just one little one?ok...only if you leave the head for the mod temple to devote to the mods

*staggers in looking Dazed and Confused*

Where am i?What am I doing here?What is my purpose in life?What's for breakfast?

*orders a large brandy, a beer and an enormous fry-up*

*steals Lutton's rice and scoffs it before anyone notices*

*Drives up in a Porsche 911 Turbo and comes in, removes his shades.*

Hey everybody. I'm glad to see a new cafe.

So wait, you serve breakfast here?

*waits for breakfast*

*waits for breakfast*

Does the same.*

Slow service around here huh.

*Starts frying rice in a wok and looking hungrily at other customers*oi... no eating other customers

But they look so tasty - particularly the n00bs ... just one little one?ok...only if you leave the head for the mod temple to devote to the mods

OK!
*Goes off and startings poking n00bs to see whether they're worth frying*

*Starts frying rice in a wok and looking hungrily at other customers*oi... no eating other customers

But they look so tasty - particularly the n00bs ... just one little one?ok...only if you leave the head for the mod temple to devote to the mods

OK!
*Goes off and startings poking n00bs to see whether they're worth frying*there's a couple over there who look like they mught make a nice brunch ... *

*Staggers in*

Can I get some tea here?

Man, I'm glad you started this place again Lapse.

WHY FORUM 7?!?! WHY NOT ME?!?!? :x

*eats monkey brains*

Hmm, not quite the same taste as it had in Forum 7 *sigh* :(

Oh, by the way, yes, I am a n00b, so don't feel wierd if you've never heard of me, but I did like Forum 7 for the short time I used it.

*Staggers in*

Can I get some tea here?

Man, I'm glad you started this place again Lapse.

WHY FORUM 7?!?! WHY NOT ME?!?!? :x

*eats monkey brains*

Hmm, not quite the same taste as it had in Forum 7 *sigh* :(

Oh, by the way, yes, I am a n00b, so don't feel wierd if you've never heard of me, but I did like Forum 7 for the short time I used it.

*Pokes Kleptonis but has lost heart and goes and sits down and sobs in a corner*

*Staggers in*

Can I get some tea here?

Man, I'm glad you started this place again Lapse.

WHY FORUM 7?!?! WHY NOT ME?!?!? :x

*eats monkey brains*

Hmm, not quite the same taste as it had in Forum 7 *sigh* :(

Oh, by the way, yes, I am a n00b, so don't feel wierd if you've never heard of me, but I did like Forum 7 for the short time I used it.

*Pokes Kleptonis but has lost heart and goes and sits down and sobs in a corner*yes, life will never be the same :(

*sets cuneos islands porsch on fire*
we forum 7 folk have a tendancy to do that. count yourself lucky enerica hasnt posted before me :wink:

anyway..

*gets zarozinas breakfast and gives in to cuneo islands*
*give CIs breakfast to zarozina*
"would you like beer with that?"

*wanders in*

*conjures up a chair made of custard*

*sits on said chair*


Hrm... How long as this place existed? And where's my elephant?

*poinst towards the moderation board*

*poinst towards the moderation board*
Pfft, that invloves extra effort, my little pineapple. I shall sit and bask in the low lighting.

*Cheers up on sight of custard*

*Gets out spoon ...*

*Staggers in*

Can I get some tea here?

Man, I'm glad you started this place again Lapse.

WHY FORUM 7?!?! WHY NOT ME?!?!? :x

*eats monkey brains*

Hmm, not quite the same taste as it had in Forum 7 *sigh* :(

Oh, by the way, yes, I am a n00b, so don't feel wierd if you've never heard of me, but I did like Forum 7 for the short time I used it.

*Pokes Kleptonis but has lost heart and goes and sits down and sobs in a corner*yes, life will never be the same :(

*sets cuneos islands porsch on fire*
we forum 7 folk have a tendancy to do that. count yourself lucky enerica hasnt posted before me :wink:

anyway..

*gets zarozinas breakfast and gives in to cuneo islands*
*give CIs breakfast to zarozina*
"would you like beer with that?"Yes please, ta,mate ... Aahh! Lovely! There's nothing like the taste of fried banana-peel and bunny-eggs to set one up for the day!

*flicks some exploding greenies into Klepto's monkeybrains*

That any better? *slaps Lutton to cheer her up*

*Staggers in*

Can I get some tea here?

Man, I'm glad you started this place again Lapse.

WHY FORUM 7?!?! WHY NOT ME?!?!? :x

*eats monkey brains*

Hmm, not quite the same taste as it had in Forum 7 *sigh* :(

Oh, by the way, yes, I am a n00b, so don't feel wierd if you've never heard of me, but I did like Forum 7 for the short time I used it.

*Pokes Kleptonis but has lost heart and goes and sits down and sobs in a corner*yes, life will never be the same :(

*sets cuneos islands porsch on fire*
we forum 7 folk have a tendancy to do that. count yourself lucky enerica hasnt posted before me :wink:

anyway..

*gets zarozinas breakfast and gives in to cuneo islands*
*give CIs breakfast to zarozina*
"would you like beer with that?"Yes please, ta,mate ... Aahh! Lovely! There's nothing like the taste of fried banana-peel and bunny-eggs to set one up for the day!

*flicks some exploding greenies into Klepto's monkeybrains*

That any better? *slaps Lutton to cheer her up*

Oh thank you so much. Like I was having hysterics ...

*Slaps Zarozina back and steals his breakfast*


Ewww - bunny-eggs ...

*Staggers in*

Can I get some tea here?

Man, I'm glad you started this place again Lapse.

WHY FORUM 7?!?! WHY NOT ME?!?!? :x

*eats monkey brains*

Hmm, not quite the same taste as it had in Forum 7 *sigh* :(

Oh, by the way, yes, I am a n00b, so don't feel wierd if you've never heard of me, but I did like Forum 7 for the short time I used it.

*Pokes Kleptonis but has lost heart and goes and sits down and sobs in a corner*yes, life will never be the same :(

*sets cuneos islands porsch on fire*
we forum 7 folk have a tendancy to do that. count yourself lucky enerica hasnt posted before me :wink:

anyway..

*gets zarozinas breakfast and gives in to cuneo islands*
*give CIs breakfast to zarozina*
"would you like beer with that?"Yes please, ta,mate ... Aahh! Lovely! There's nothing like the taste of fried banana-peel and bunny-eggs to set one up for the day!

*flicks some exploding greenies into Klepto's monkeybrains*

That any better? *slaps Lutton to cheer her up*

Oh thank you so much. Like I was having hysterics ...

*Slaps Zarozina back and steals his breakfast*


Ewww - bunny-eggs ...Want sone deep-fried banana-peel?

*Staggers in*

Can I get some tea here?

Man, I'm glad you started this place again Lapse.

WHY FORUM 7?!?! WHY NOT ME?!?!? :x

*eats monkey brains*

Hmm, not quite the same taste as it had in Forum 7 *sigh* :(

Oh, by the way, yes, I am a n00b, so don't feel wierd if you've never heard of me, but I did like Forum 7 for the short time I used it.

*Pokes Kleptonis but has lost heart and goes and sits down and sobs in a corner*yes, life will never be the same :(

*sets cuneos islands porsch on fire*
we forum 7 folk have a tendancy to do that. count yourself lucky enerica hasnt posted before me :wink:

anyway..

*gets zarozinas breakfast and gives in to cuneo islands*
*give CIs breakfast to zarozina*
"would you like beer with that?"Yes please, ta,mate ... Aahh! Lovely! There's nothing like the taste of fried banana-peel and bunny-eggs to set one up for the day!

*flicks some exploding greenies into Klepto's monkeybrains*

That any better? *slaps Lutton to cheer her up*

Oh thank you so much. Like I was having hysterics ...

*Slaps Zarozina back and steals his breakfast*


Ewww - bunny-eggs ...Want sone deep-fried banana-peel?
Would that go well in monkey brains?

Well since I had to leave before breakfast. How bout some dinner.

Could I get fish and chips?

*throws up breakfast*

*Sits in the rafters and hums to himself*

Looks up.

*really hopes Our Earth doesn't fall off ... those rafters don't look safe*

Don't worry about me, I spend a lot of time in rafters, I'm used to it. Besides there really isn't much that is dangerous for me nowadays. Life is kinda boring because of it actually, but what're you gonna do, eh?

*sets Our Earth on fire*
*puts out spot fires that started around the bar as a result*

beers on the house for the next 1 hour :D

hello there, I was just walking past, and this place just kinda....(wait for it)...sucked me in.

*wind*

*crickets*

*tumbleweed*

*sets self on fire for terrible joke*

I'll take one large shandy

hello there, I was just walking past, and this place just kinda....(wait for it)...sucked me in.

*wind*

*crickets*

*tumbleweed*

*sets self on fire for terrible joke*

I'll take one large shandy*puts moozimoo out and then sets him on fire again* (stop stealing my job :evil: )

*gets moozimoo a shandy*
now that doesnt count as a free beer...

*sets Our Earth on fire*
*puts out spot fires that started around the bar as a result*

beers on the house for the next 1 hour :D

Fire? That's dangerous? Well I suppose I've gotta give you credit for trying, but you're dealing with an old hand and a character old and powerful enough that it's practically godmodding.

*sets Our Earth on fire*
*puts out spot fires that started around the bar as a result*

beers on the house for the next 1 hour :D

Fire? That's dangerous? Well I suppose I've gotta give you credit for trying, but you're dealing with an old hand and a character old and powerful enough that it's practically godmodding.

Ha! You obviously haven't come across Lapse before ... :roll:

*sets Our Earth on fire*
*puts out spot fires that started around the bar as a result*

beers on the house for the next 1 hour :D

Fire? That's dangerous? Well I suppose I've gotta give you credit for trying, but you're dealing with an old hand and a character old and powerful enough that it's practically godmodding.fine then

*sets fire extinguisher on fire*
*throws flaming fire extinguisher at Our Earth*
*sets unconscious our earth on fire*
*sxcrements on our earth*

Yeah! go get 'im.

*Sets off firecrackers*

http://www.wesd.k12.az.us/images/firecrackers.gif

Oh ... and here's breakfast ...

http://www.orecatay.com/images/firecrackers.jpg

Interesting...

*Takes off flame retardent jacket and fire extinguisher retardent helmet and looks at Lapse quizically*

*Sneezes*

*Disappears and reappears back in the rafters*

*Snoozes*

Interesting...

*Takes off flame retardent jacket and fire extinguisher retardent helmet and looks at Lapse quizically*

*Sneezes*

*Disappears and reappears back in the rafters*

*Snoozes**shoves lots of magnesium up our earths arse*
*shoves lots of Francium up OEs arse*
*steps back a few meters*
*lights fuse going into OEs arse*

Hey! You could warn the rest of us first!

*ducks*

Interesting...

*Takes off flame retardent jacket and fire extinguisher retardent helmet and looks at Lapse quizically*

*Sneezes*

*Disappears and reappears back in the rafters*

*Snoozes**shoves lots of magnesium up our earths arse*
*shoves lots of Francium up OEs arse*
*steps back a few meters*
*lights fuse going into OEs arse*

You're a milicious one aren't you? But what makes you think you could get anywhere near my arse? It sounds like it would easier for everyone if I just left this establishment. Perhaps we'll meet again.

*Disappears leaving Lapse's explosives in mid air above the rafters*

Hey! You could warn the rest of us first!

*ducks*sorry, i didnt want to wake him...just blow him up :(

*Soothingly*

He wasn't any fun, anyway.

Interesting...

*Takes off flame retardent jacket and fire extinguisher retardent helmet and looks at Lapse quizically*

*Sneezes*

*Disappears and reappears back in the rafters*

*Snoozes**shoves lots of magnesium up our earths arse*
*shoves lots of Francium up OEs arse*
*steps back a few meters*
*lights fuse going into OEs arse*

You're a milicious one aren't you? But what makes you think you could get anywhere near my arse? It sounds like it would easier for everyone if I just left this establishment. Perhaps we'll meet again.

*Disappears leaving Lapse's explosives in mid air above the rafters**laughs because all of the rancium is superglued in OEs arse*

thatll teach you to hide in MY rafters

*gets up on bar*

I would like to make an announcement.

*gets out megaphone*

For those of you who do not yet know, Forum 7 is officially closed. The message has come from the mouth of Tactical Grace himself. Therefore, we are officially going to stay here in General to continue our exploits. Thank you.

*gets down from bar*

*resumes eating monkey brains*

BOOOOOOOOO!


*fires rocket launcher after Old Earth*

Hmmm, Kentucky Fried Kitten - how absolutely re-spiffing!

Is that free beer still on? I could do w some breakfast...

*gets up on bar*

I would like to make an announcement.

*gets out megaphone*

For those of you who do not yet know, Forum 7 is officially closed. The message has come from the mouth of Tactical Grace himself. Therefore, we are officially going to stay here in General to continue our exploits. Thank you.

*gets down from bar*

*resumes eating monkey brains*no, we are going to invade the moderation forum. tg me for more details :wink:

and yes, the free beer is still on

*gives zarozina his beer*

Necesito un cerveza.

Necesito un cerveza.... por favor (where ARE your manners?)

Necesito un cerveza.... por favor (where ARE your manners?)

losciento, cuando necesito cerveza, a veces no pienso usar mis maneras.

Necesito un cerveza.... por favor (where ARE your manners?)

losciento, cuando necesito cerveza, a veces no pienso usar mis maneras.OK you got me; that's as far as my Spanish goes 8)

*sits at bar with beer and attempts to look cool*

*orders a beer*

*orders a second beer*

*orders five more beers*

Gotta get them while they're free. :wink:

*puts sleeping powder in Klepto's beers*

*steals beers*

*suddenly remembers he put sleeping powder in all 7 beers*

Aw shit! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

*puts sleeping powder in Klepto's beers*

*steals beers*

*suddenly remembers he put sleeping powder in all 7 beers*

Aw shit! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

*throws sleeping drunks into a dumpster*

ok, the free beer is over... for now... you can get free spam for the next 24 hours though :D

There's a hole in my sock :cry:

*sticks nail into BV's foot*

Ha - now theres a hole in your other sock!

*Walks in and orders a limeade*

"Man I'm exhausted. I just walked 5+ miles in +80-degree weather! The things I will do for volunteer groups . . ."

*sidles up to superpower07*

5? ptthhrb! I had to walk 15, and then up a bloody great hill! in 80+!

meh! *collapses*

*sidles up to superpower07*

5? ptthhrb! I had to walk 15, and then up a bloody great hill! in 80+!

meh! *collapses*in my day i had to walk 20 miles to school and back without shoes, knee deep in snow in 80+ temperatures, and uphill both ways

*sticks nail into BV's foot*

Ha - now theres a hole in your other sock!*puts a pan underneath BVs foot
"and also your foot"

I AM CRUELLA DE VILLE! :twisted:

give me your puppies so I can maek them into coat stands!

Give me a scotch.

*Starts talking to the mysterious, nice looking bint sat by him*

*comes round slowly in dumpster with arm round Klepto*

"Mmm..... Aahhh, mmm ... that's nice ...I think I'm in lo..Aaaaaghhgghghghhh!Whatthe..."

*scrambles out of skip and rushes back into BWC*

"give me something to make me forget... and a brandy. A LARGE ONE!*

Okay, cool. Finally, a place to hide from the yelling, screaming, and "politics." I've needed a place like this since Talkos left and LHC died. Gimme some green tea and a vodka please.

*sets self on fire to annoy lapse*

I'll have a glass of scotch please.

*sets self on fire to annoy lapse**gets annoyed on Lapses behalf and in his absence*

* also purs beers, etc in Lapse' absence cos I'm in shock and dyin of thirst here*

not to mention a bit drunk at the computer!

oi... why is that beer purring again :( [jk]

anyway... who was i serving beer to?

Damnit, do I have to get my own drinks around here?

*Walks behind bar and pours a glass of scotch*

Damnit, do I have to get my own drinks around here?

*Walks behind bar and pours a glass of scotch**throws norse out the window and the galss of scotch soon after*

dont cross the line sonny

Damnit, do I have to get my own drinks around here?

*Walks behind bar and pours a glass of scotch*

respect the rules of the establisment mate

oi... why is that beer purring again :( [jk]



Need you ask - 'cos it's cat's piss ... :D

oi... why is that beer purring again :( [jk]



Need you ask - 'cos it's cat's piss ... :Dwell...that will explain the delivery guys sctratches...it still doesnt explain the wine though :?

DOYOUSERVE FRAPAMAUTO'S?

DOYOUSERVE FRAPAMAUTO'S?short answer: no