NationStates Jolt Archive


Slippery

Tumaniaa
19-05-2004, 05:16
A man is accused of applying Vaseline petroleum jelly to every surface in his room at a Motel Six near Binghamton, New York.

After Roger Chamberlain checked out last week, the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff. Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels -- and everything else in the room.

Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can.

Damage to the motel room and its contents was estimated at over $1,000.

A sheriff's deputy found the Virginia man a short time later at another motel. The deputy said the man was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."

Chamberlain was sent to jail after being charged with felony criminal mischief.

The motel manager says the room still can't be used.
Gaeltach
19-05-2004, 05:18
Wow..
Demonic Furbies
19-05-2004, 05:19
:shock:
who in the world needs that much lube?
Gaeltach
19-05-2004, 05:20
I have really bad memories of vaseline..

*shudder*
Demonic Furbies
19-05-2004, 05:22
i used to think they put gasoline in vasoline. cuz its got like petrolium in it.
i was a dumb kid.
Kryozerkia
19-05-2004, 05:38
That's a LOT of vasoline!! :shock:
Kernlandia
19-05-2004, 05:40
when i saw the title i thought, "...when wet."
MKULTRA
19-05-2004, 05:41
so who was the catcher? him or the room?
Quillaz
19-05-2004, 05:54
Man...that guy is slick! 8)
The Sax
19-05-2004, 05:56
:shock:
who in the world needs that much lube?

A guy with a REALLY big penis, thats who. :D :wink: 8)
Colodia
19-05-2004, 05:56
:shock:
who in the world needs that much lube?

A guy with a REALLY big penis, thats who. :D :wink: 8)

I SWEAR it wasn't me!
Quillaz
19-05-2004, 05:57
:shock:
who in the world needs that much lube?

A guy with a REALLY big penis, thats who. :D :wink: 8)

I SWEAR it wasn't me!

Don't worry, we KNOW it wasn't you! :lol:
Colodia
19-05-2004, 05:59
:shock:
who in the world needs that much lube?

A guy with a REALLY big penis, thats who. :D :wink: 8)

I SWEAR it wasn't me!

Don't worry, we KNOW it wasn't you! :lol:

If it wasn't me, than the possible people it could've been would be dwindled down to about 2 or 3
Lutton
19-05-2004, 06:24
How d'you get handcuffs on someone covered with vaseline? He'd slip right out of them...
Niccolo Medici
19-05-2004, 09:11
How d'you get handcuffs on someone covered with vaseline? He'd slip right out of them...

Strangely enough, the guy had handcuffs on already when they caught him ;)
Mutant Dogs
19-05-2004, 09:14
:shock:
who in the world needs that much lube?

A guy with a REALLY big penis, thats who. :D :wink: 8)

I SWEAR it wasn't me!

Don't worry, we KNOW it wasn't you! :lol:

If it wasn't me, than the possible people it could've been would be dwindled down to about 2 or 3

http://mindscraps.com/s/contrib/lilly/hmm3grin2orange.gif
Urkaina
19-05-2004, 09:23
:shock:
who in the world needs that much lube?

A guy with a REALLY big penis, thats who. :D :wink: 8)

I SWEAR it wasn't me!

Don't worry, we KNOW it wasn't you! :lol:

If it wasn't me, than the possible people it could've been would be dwindled down to about 2 or 3
billion? :lol:
Tumaniaa
22-05-2004, 06:43
*bump*
imported_Terra Matsu
22-05-2004, 06:45
Hah! I heard that on the Howard Stern show about a week ago. Really funny. You know how they see sperm trails under those blue lights? Imagine what they'd find if they used them there... :shock:
imported_Celeborne
22-05-2004, 06:48
Forum 7 gets destroyed and this lives......There is no justice in the world :)
Dragons Bay
22-05-2004, 06:51
weird people do weird things :roll: