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Hateful creatures

Collaboration
18-05-2004, 23:55
Don't you just love all of Earth's creatures?

Well no, I don't. I get along fine with most of them, but I have no fondness for hyenas, and skunks and possums are not high on my list either.


As far as outright loathing goes, spiders are my nemesis.
They are aliens, they have no skin or fur or scales, they have no lungs or bones or blood, or proper eyes.
Thestomach comes straight out of the mouth.
They don't run or crawl or hop or even slither; they skitter.
They can live in volcanoes, in the deepest ocean, an in the air currents above the highest mountains.
Aliens!

So what creature would you least like to cuddle up with, and why?
Garaj Mahal
19-05-2004, 00:42
Viruses are the worst creatures, for obvious reasons.

A couple of years ago I saw some science programme hosted by Alan Alda wherein he confronted his arachnophobia and tried to appreciate spiders. I learned that they really are *amazing* creatures (and rather clever too.) I now try not to kill them.
Japaica
19-05-2004, 00:46
The most hateful creatures I can think of are Shit Demons. They scare the Shit out of me. :shock:
Superpower07
19-05-2004, 02:38
I *Hate* bees and wasps
Greater Valia
19-05-2004, 02:40
bloody insects, hate em :x
Lunaya
19-05-2004, 02:45
As far as outright loathing goes, spiders are my nemesis. They are aliens, they have no skin or fur or scales, they have no lungs or bones or blood, or proper eyes.
Thestomach comes straight out of the mouth.So what creature would you least like to cuddle up with, and why?

Refer back to your biology text, please. Spiders A) do have lungs and B) do have blood, which, like our own, is blue C) have enormously well developed eyes, some of which may among the best in the arthropodic world and D) the stomach does NOT come out of the stomatic opening; that's sea stars you're thinking of. To my knowledge, no spider known to man can expel its own gastrointestinal tract.
Collaboration
19-05-2004, 03:08
do have blood, which, like our own, is blue .

It looks green when I squish 'em! :twisted:
Lunaya
19-05-2004, 04:23
That would probably be the now-slightly flattened remains of their brains and multiple-channel hearts, not their blood. Spider blood contains several bluish-tinted blood cells, as your own does.
Greater Valia
19-05-2004, 04:25
spiders are nasty, and i keel them dead!
Blue Nations
19-05-2004, 04:42
Roaches scare the living daylights out of me (especially the large flying cockroaches that make faces and love to give chase)... :cry:



EDIT: And I acutally like rats and bats. They're so cute and cuddly- I'd love to have one as a pet. :D
Greater Valia
19-05-2004, 04:59
Roaches scare the living daylights out of me (especially the large flying cockroaches that make faces and love to give chase)... :cry:



EDIT: And I acutally like rats and bats. They're so cute and cuddly- I'd love to have one as a pet. :D

in georgia we have flying roaches that get up to 4 to five inches long!
Demonic Furbies
19-05-2004, 05:08
wambats. those are some nasty little buggers.
Blue Nations
19-05-2004, 05:17
Roaches scare the living daylights out of me (especially the large flying cockroaches that make faces and love to give chase)... :cry:



EDIT: And I acutally like rats and bats. They're so cute and cuddly- I'd love to have one as a pet. :D

in georgia we have flying roaches that get up to 4 to five inches long!


:shock:

Thanks for the warning. I'll make sure I stay away. :?
Apples and Bununus
19-05-2004, 05:28
Spiders are the most dreadful things on the planet....I do not like them at all!! :wink:
Kryozerkia
19-05-2004, 05:30
My ex-boyfriend....

I'd sooner sleep with a poison dart frog!!
Hakartopia
19-05-2004, 05:32
I *Hate* bees and wasps

Bees are nice if you leave then alone, but wasps are the spawn of Satan's left testicle! :evil:
Kryozerkia
19-05-2004, 05:33
I *Hate* bees and wasps

Bees are nice if you leave then alone, but wasps are the spawn of Satan's left testicle! :evil:
UGH!!! Wasps and hornets are the devils' spawn!
Kernlandia
19-05-2004, 05:42
spiders, gross bugs.

i love snakes, and bats look so sweet.
Equus
19-05-2004, 05:46
I can't believe you didn't put mosquitos on this list.

<leans back in a beat-up old chair, swings legs up and rests boots on the veranda railing, and pulls a battered straw hat down over eyes>

[drawls] Yessir, they grew skeeters big up north. Why, I mind the time I was working on the shack when a pack o'them got me cornered. Ferocious they was, with vicious red eyes and a buzz fit to scare the hair right off yer head. I did the only thing I could -- I leaped into the empty keg of nails and pulled the lid down over me.

Well, hell, those skeeters hit the side of the barrel so hard their beaks slammed right through the wood. Lucky fer me, I still had my hammer, so lickety-split, I bent those needles over so they couldn't pull back for a second try.

Thair was a horrific buzzing and before I knew it, I could feel mah barrel being lifted away. Mah gut sploshed down into mah toes. I got mah eye to a knothole, and shore nuff, we were so high up the back 40 looked like a postage stamp. I took to trembling and sweating, let me tell you. But then I saw that we were flying over the Kiskatinaw River, so I's took mah chances. Quick as a flash, I clawed those skeeter beaks straight and threw myself from side to side in my little cage. Shore nuff, the barrel slipped off thair beaks and plummeted into the river, and that's why I'ma sittin' here telling you this story today.

No telling whair I mighta ended up...
Kernlandia
19-05-2004, 05:47
yeah, mosquitos suck. when i was in montana i had 63 bites. i itched somethin' fierce, because i'm allergic. can you say infection?
Eridanus
19-05-2004, 05:53
I don't think any animal really harbors any hate. I don't like spiders at all though. I hate them infact. I flip out whenever I see one....I cry sometimes to.
Criminalia
19-05-2004, 06:06
Children of the Earth. Windscorpions. Camel Spiders. All the same thing.

One of the scariest little beasties known to man. And they inhabit my New Mexico! If you don't know what one is...

http://ag.arizona.edu/pubs/insects/az1223/Solpugid-copy.jpg

Fear. They scream. Really! When you get near them, they lift their pinchers and make a shrill shrieking noise, and it scares the @#$% out of you.
Eridanus
19-05-2004, 06:14
SHIT! Those things are creepy!
Japaica
19-05-2004, 23:38
I *Hate* bees and wasps

Bees are nice if you leave then alone, but wasps are the spawn of Satan's left testicle! :evil:

Good choice of words. Satan's left testicle. I'll have to remember that one. :lol:
Garaj Mahal
20-05-2004, 01:35
I just remembered how much I despise urban seagulls & crows. They wake me up at dawn with their gawdawful screaming and bickering. I don't quite wish them extinction but if their numbers were reduced by about 75% I'd be happy...
20-05-2004, 01:52
Rats are vermin, they spread disease, destroy grain and creep me out big time.

Spiders catch and eat bad bugs. Snakes eat vermin, including disgusting rats. Bats eat tons of mosquitoes.