NationStates Jolt Archive

This would be a game designed like nationstates, but its deticated to the players. You'd answer issues depending on what you eat neck, what porn you look at, ect. Heres me...

The American Citizen of Steve Smith
Personal Category: Obsessed Commie Historian
Life: None Obesity: Slightly Chubby Nationstates Visits: 30 a day

Location: Laundry Room on HP Computer

The American Citizen of Steve Smith is a eccentric, strange human being, remarkable for his complete absence of roleplay skills. His weak, dying blood cell count of 32 Trillion are dying from malnutricion from a diet of ice cream and potato chips, as he is too lazy to cook from playing NationStates.

It is difficult to tell where the real person stops and the fictional leaders begin, but they are mainly concerned with Porn, although Cyber Sex and The Meritocracy are secondary priorities. The average food conumption rate is 2000 calories a day. Leaving the house is illegal, but is in the know for getting people to fetch him things.

Porn is a daily occourance, bank account is empty from ordering flags off E-Bay, He is unhappy with his nation's income tax rate, and writing the USSR Constituion has just been completed. Other Webpages are a problem, mostly because he figured out how to access porn through google. Steve Smith's nation is the Camozayo and Smithania, and he resides in the United States.

Steve Smith is ranked 167th in the game and 92,655th in the web for Being a life-less computer chair blob.

The Witty yet Annoying American Citizen of J.M.
Category: Would be Intellectual Joker
Life: Some
Obesity: Some
NS Visits: Widely Abused

The Witty yet Annoying American Citizen of J.M. is a struggling-at-school, smart, wisecracking yet hopelessly naive American, remarkable for his obsession with NationStates. His varied-in-quality 39 million blood cells are clogged by excess amounts of sugar and other bad food, as he is terrible at cooking.

It is difficult to tell where the wisecracking ends and the asshole-ness begins, but he is mainly concerned with keeping his girlfriend happy, while Nationstates and food are secondary concerns. All commercial activities are encouraged, but baseball card buying on Ebay is subsidized by enormous government loans.

Eating is a daily occourance, and his bank account is rapidly shrinking due to increasing rent. JM is fond of long walks along the beach, LOTR, and chatting for hours on MSN. Lack of exercise is a problem, particularly beyond that of going to the refrigerator. JM's nation is Argyres and his currency is the Tim Raines rookie card.

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The Awesomely Canadian Christine
Personal Category: Witty history biatch
Life: All Around Me Obesity: Nonexistant
Nationstates Visits: In between work, sleep and friends

Location: Book Filled Basement

The awesomely Canadian Christine started regularly attending Nation States after a bad breakup left her with too much time on her hands. Christine has to go to work, and has not time for this anymore. :P

The Erudite and Threadkilling Commonwealth of Barkeater Hutch
Category: Short-tempered peacemaker
Life: Is where it finds you
Obesity: Acceptable range Body Mass Index
NS Visits: 25 posts per day

The Erudite and Threadkilling Commonwealth of Barkeater Hutch is a former lawyer, former pastor, current college instructor, resident in the Adirondack Park of upstate New York. Ex-drinker, ex-smoker, he achieves out-of-body experiences through meditaion.

It is difficult to tell where the serious posting ends and the spamming begins, but he is mainly concerned with keeping his family happy, while Nationstates and work are secondary concerns. Mental gymnastics provide most income, followed by administrative contracting and an occasional music gig..

Primary activities are cooking, dog-walking, squirrel-watchig, and spider killing, interspersed with bouts of sending out for Italian oir Chinese. Hutch enjoys long walks under the pines by day or night, hiking, kayaking, songwriting and performing, fiction writing, LOTR, online catoons, and server-wrestling for hours on NS. Lack of wealth is a problem, but not enough to cause him to seek additional work. Hutch's nation is Collaboration and his currency is the anime cel.