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Okay, it's been a while since I started a thread like this one, but this picture is just screaming for it. Go for it.

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040511/capt.auk10205110311.topix_new_zealand_mcdonalds_auk102.jpg

Not the chair, I'll fry for this....

Ronald McDonald arrested in connection with several deaths from obesity.

I think I saw that on real tv. didn't he get arrested for smoking pot?

ronald: eat at mcdonalds, give us your money!
cop: PWNED!!

Okay, it's been a while since I started a thread like this one, but this picture is just screaming for it. Go for it.

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040511/capt.auk10205110311.topix_new_zealand_mcdonalds_auk102.jpg

Eye Witnesses say that McDonald was arrested after attempting to give little Billy, what he described as " A Not So Happy Meal."

"hamburgler, you set me up! you set me up!"

Okay, it's been a while since I started a thread like this one, but this picture is just screaming for it. Go for it.

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040511/capt.auk10205110311.topix_new_zealand_mcdonalds_auk102.jpg

The clown was arrested for domestic abuse, after his spouse, a giant purple lump named Grimace, filed charges for felony assault.

The couple has been together since 1955.

At least whete Im going the food will be better... Oh no, not Guantanamo

Earlier today, police in London arrested Michael Jackson, who had dressed up as Ronald McDonald and reportedly offered 3 year old Johnny Doe a "hot dog Happy Meal with secret sauce".

Earlier today, police in London arrested Michael Jackson, who had dressed up as Ronald McDonald and reportedly offered 3 year old Johnny Doe a "hot dog Happy Meal with secret sauce".That's a great freaking nation name.

BS made fun of me...so I deleted. :oops:

you must be.

you must be.

*cries*

*edits post so it disappears*

you must be.

*cries*

*edits post so it disappears*

Now now...dont cry....just do better.

Like this:

"After a brutal slaying in a local fast food resturaunt the accused was lead away yelling, "After 50 years, I just could NOT eat another of those awful burgers!"

Full story at 11:00...



See?

Now now...dont cry....just do better.

Like this:

"After a brutal slaying in a local fast food resturaunt the accused was lead away yelling, "After 50 years, I just could NOT eat another of those awful burgers!"

Full story at 11:00...



See?

*sniff*

*wipes tears*

I guess I see. But I really do not care to put any effort into thinking of something that is actually humorous. But thank you, BS! :D

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040511/capt.auk10205110311.topix_new_zealand_mcdonalds_auk102.jpg

Not Abu Ghraib!

Now now...dont cry....just do better.

Like this:

"After a brutal slaying in a local fast food resturaunt the accused was lead away yelling, "After 50 years, I just could NOT eat another of those awful burgers!"

Full story at 11:00...



See?

De Nada...

*sniff*

*wipes tears*

I guess I see. But I really do not care to put any effort into thinking of something that is actually humorous. But thank you, BS! :D

They look like NZ police cars :o

Dubya: Mr. McDonalds has been charged on numerous accounts of weapons of mass obesity and the torture of his own customers with high prices. He has been brought to justice. God Bless America

They look like NZ police cars :o

They are. It's a protestor from Greenpeace being arrested for protesting in front of a distribution center in New Zealand.

They look like NZ police cars :o

They are. It's a protestor from Greenpeace being arrested for protesting in front of a distribution center in New Zealand.See--I didn't even read the story. I just saw the pic and went with it from there.

They look like NZ police cars :o

They are. It's a protestor from Greenpeace being arrested for protesting in front of a distribution center in New Zealand.See--I didn't even read the story. I just saw the pic and went with it from there.

All I read was Yahoo's caption. :D

bump

"The French Cultural Revolution continues."

Ronald McDonald arrested in suspision of participating in illicit "chicken fights." Whitnesses say that he held cock fights in the back of his restaurants and cooked the loosing bird as the McNuggets.

Ronald McDonald arrested in suspision of participating in illicit "chicken fights." Whitnesses say that he held cock fights in the back of his restaurants and cooked the loosing bird as the McNuggets.

He has been doing this for about two months now. However, Ronald admitted to "fish-fighting" instead.

Ronald McDonald arrested in suspision of participating in illicit "chicken fights." Whitnesses say that he held cock fights in the back of his restaurants and cooked the loosing bird as the McNuggets.

He has been doing this for about two months now. However, Ronald admitted to "fish-fighting" instead.

this then caused a riot to occur at the Resteraunt where he was picked up. arson investigaters say that the building was lit up in 7 different places, and with 30 people crammed into the small building, 3 parished.

Ronald McDonald arrested in suspision of participating in illicit "chicken fights." Whitnesses say that he held cock fights in the back of his restaurants and cooked the loosing bird as the McNuggets.

He has been doing this for about two months now. However, Ronald admitted to "fish-fighting" instead.

this then caused a riot to occur at the Resteraunt where he was picked up. arson investigaters say that the building was lit up in 7 different places, and with 30 people crammed into the small building, 3 parished.

However, two were later found in Vegas marrying each other. The other one happened to have been forgotten in the toilet.

Ronald McDonald arrested in suspision of participating in illicit "chicken fights." Whitnesses say that he held cock fights in the back of his restaurants and cooked the loosing bird as the McNuggets.

He has been doing this for about two months now. However, Ronald admitted to "fish-fighting" instead.

this then caused a riot to occur at the Resteraunt where he was picked up. arson investigaters say that the building was lit up in 7 different places, and with 30 people crammed into the small building, 3 parished.

However, two were later found in Vegas marrying each other. The other one happened to have been forgotten in the toilet.

The patrons are now suing the company for false advertising of "chicken" nuggets and for the lack of fire alarms in the building.

Ronald McDonald arrested in suspision of participating in illicit "chicken fights." Whitnesses say that he held cock fights in the back of his restaurants and cooked the loosing bird as the McNuggets.

He has been doing this for about two months now. However, Ronald admitted to "fish-fighting" instead.

this then caused a riot to occur at the Resteraunt where he was picked up. arson investigaters say that the building was lit up in 7 different places, and with 30 people crammed into the small building, 3 parished.

However, two were later found in Vegas marrying each other. The other one happened to have been forgotten in the toilet.

Ronald was, however, granted a special police car painted festively for just such an occasion.

Ronald McDonald arrested in suspision of participating in illicit "chicken fights." Whitnesses say that he held cock fights in the back of his restaurants and cooked the loosing bird as the McNuggets.

He has been doing this for about two months now. However, Ronald admitted to "fish-fighting" instead.

this then caused a riot to occur at the Resteraunt where he was picked up. arson investigaters say that the building was lit up in 7 different places, and with 30 people crammed into the small building, 3 parished.

However, two were later found in Vegas marrying each other. The other one happened to have been forgotten in the toilet.

The patrons are now suing the company for false advertising of "chicken" nuggets and for the lack of fire alarms in the building.

The victim's family are also suing the company for not providing the store with sufficient toilet paper.

Ronald is expected to appear before a judge by tomorrow evening.

(so much for caption. we wrote an entire article. go us!)

(so much for caption. we wrote an entire article. go us!)

w00t, we rule

hi five my friend
*raises hand*

strange but true laws:

In Kansas City, MO, it's illegal to wear a red wig in public











remember, "strange but true" usually means "made up"

Okay, it's been a while since I started a thread like this one, but this picture is just screaming for it. Go for it.

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040511/capt.auk10205110311.topix_new_zealand_mcdonalds_auk102.jpg
You want cries with that?

Oooooh, a pun. That's nasty. :lol:

That's not blood, you idiots! It's ketchup!

You cannot possibly stab somebody with a spork!

In relation to anti-Happy terrorist factions, Mr. McDonald is being brought in for questioning.