NationStates Jolt Archive

Greetings all.
This may just be the last installment of "Ask the Squatch", where you ask me all sorts of questions to lifes trials and tribulations, and I usually give you vauge advice and occasional bits of non-sensical answers.

Screw Dear Abbey...

We dont need her.

Youve got me and my "wisdom".

Ask away.

Is this a pimple or a boil?

Is this a pimple or a boil?

Pick it anyway....it wont get infected.

Ooooh it's a gummy bear!

whats my favorite tv show?

whats my favorite tv show?


What do I look like...Miss Cleo?

Now, If you were to say...."Should I be watching my favorite show right now?"...

I'd say...

No.

Download some porn instead.

Glad to help!

Does money grow on trees?

Does money grow on trees?

Good question.

Send me a hundred dollar bill.....and I'l plant it.

If it grows....we'll split the profits.

why does my ass itch?

why does my ass itch?

Have you washed it lately?

why does my ass itch?

Have you washed it lately?

yes. with new soap

why have I got a cold?

why does my ass itch?

Have you washed it lately?

yes. with new soap

A. Your allergic to the new soap.

B. If you dont wash the toilet seat occasionally......it grows bad things.

why have I got a cold?

Because you were a Bad Person in a former life?

and *BUMP* 2..3....

and *BUMP*.....feel the burn!

Does TAR have Asperger's or ADD?

Does TAR have Asperger's or ADD?

Ask him how many of him it takes to change a lightbulb, if he quickly reponds with..

"Let's go ride bikes!"


Yes.

Look!

*Bump*

are people just stupid, or is there some reason behind all the stupid things that people do?
example - friend jumped off a 2 story building yesterday. only did it for a dare.

What is the meaning of life?

Why do Canadians think the we Americans dislike their country, when we act like they don't exist?

are people just stupid, or is there some reason behind all the stupid things that people do?
example - friend jumped off a 2 story building yesterday. only did it for a dare.

People are very stupid, and they do what they do..becuase if they dont....they get called Liberals.

What is the meaning of life?

Why do Canadians think the we Americans dislike their country, when we act like they don't exist?


The meaning of life is 42.
everyone knows that.

As for Canada....

Well, Its good that you asked me first since I live so close to Canada.
You see......Canadians are evil.
Inside their black hearts, wich pump not blood, like you and I, but rather a black viscious liquid, that clouds thier sinister minds.

Look at what the Canadians have given us.

Bryan Adams.

Celine Dione.

Alannis Morrisette....

See..pure evil.

The meaning of life is 42.
everyone knows that.

As for Canada....

Well, Its good that you asked me first since I live so close to Canada.
You see......Canadians are evil.
Inside their black hearts, wich pump not blood, like you and I, but rather a black viscious liquid, that clouds thier sinister minds.

Look at what the Canadians have given us.

Bryan Adams.

Celine Dione.

Alannis Morrisette....

See..pure evil.
I KNOW 42! But what does it mean?

As for your explanation of Canada....is that the reason behind Stephistan's....actions? :shock:

The meaning of life is 42.
everyone knows that.

As for Canada....

Well, Its good that you asked me first since I live so close to Canada.
You see......Canadians are evil.
Inside their black hearts, wich pump not blood, like you and I, but rather a black viscious liquid, that clouds thier sinister minds.

Look at what the Canadians have given us.

Bryan Adams.

Celine Dione.

Alannis Morrisette....

See..pure evil.
I KNOW 42! But what does it mean?

As for your explanation of Canada....is that the reason behind Stephistan's....actions? :shock:

Thats the thing....long ago we built a giant to computer to give us the answer to life.......it came up with 42.

Trouble is.....we dont know what that means.

as for Steph.....

Well....

She's a mod too....wich means that she, along with all other mods...have aligned themselves with the forces of evil, and recieve power in hell for every nation they delete...

Its like Camel Bucks, really.

The meaning of life is 42.
everyone knows that.

As for Canada....

Well, Its good that you asked me first since I live so close to Canada.
You see......Canadians are evil.
Inside their black hearts, wich pump not blood, like you and I, but rather a black viscious liquid, that clouds thier sinister minds.

Look at what the Canadians have given us.

Bryan Adams.

Celine Dione.

Alannis Morrisette....

See..pure evil.
I KNOW 42! But what does it mean?

As for your explanation of Canada....is that the reason behind Stephistan's....actions? :shock:

Thats the thing....long ago we built a giant to computer to give us the answer to life.......it came up with 42.

Trouble is.....we dont know what that means.

as for Steph.....

Well....

She's a mod too....wich means that she, along with all other mods...have aligned themselves with the forces of evil, and recieve power in hell for every nation they delete...

Its like Camel Bucks, really.

Ahh...damn technology

Steph must be doubled the evil then...no?

The meaning of life is 42.
everyone knows that.

As for Canada....

Well, Its good that you asked me first since I live so close to Canada.
You see......Canadians are evil.
Inside their black hearts, wich pump not blood, like you and I, but rather a black viscious liquid, that clouds thier sinister minds.

Look at what the Canadians have given us.

Bryan Adams.

Celine Dione.

Alannis Morrisette....

See..pure evil.
I KNOW 42! But what does it mean?

As for your explanation of Canada....is that the reason behind Stephistan's....actions? :shock:

Thats the thing....long ago we built a giant to computer to give us the answer to life.......it came up with 42.

Trouble is.....we dont know what that means.

as for Steph.....

Well....

She's a mod too....wich means that she, along with all other mods...have aligned themselves with the forces of evil, and recieve power in hell for every nation they delete...

Its like Camel Bucks, really.

Ahh...damn technology

Steph must be doubled the evil then...no?

Indeed.

but half of it isnt really her fault..one cant help where one is born.....

Besides....at least shes a Liberal.

Squatch,

How did you get to be so smart?

Squatch,

How did you get to be so smart?
I fell in a puddle of nuclear waste

Squatch,

How did you get to be so smart?

Aww..Im glad you think so....

Squatch,

How did you get to be so smart?
I fell in a puddle of nuclear waste

I thought that was how you got your superpowers?

Squatch,

How did you get to be so smart?
I fell in a puddle of nuclear waste

I thought that was how you got your superpowers?
Ha! That's what they WANT you to think!

Im bored, what should I do?

Im bored, what should I do?
Pretend to be a wise person

The meaning of life is 42.
everyone knows that.
I KNOW 42! But what does it mean?
Obviously it's six by nine!

Squatch,

How did you get to be so smart?
I fell in a puddle of nuclear waste

I thought that was how you got your superpowers?
Ha! That's what they WANT you to think!

Of course.....the ability to knock a hole in a wall with a speeding booger doesnt really count as a superpower does it?

Im bored, what should I do?
Pretend to be a wise person
Hey! This isn't "ask colodia"
well I guess it's not ask sliders either...
I withdraw my comment...

Im bored, what should I do?

Ive said this before..I'll say it again....

The internet is a wealth of pornography.

Im bored, what should I do?
Pretend to be a wise person

Its working for me isnt it?

whats your favorite porn site?

jus kidding, thas a trap.

ummm, why do Americans hate french? (I absolutely dispise the bastards, and i have for a very long time. way before bush.).

whats your favorite porn site?

jus kidding, thas a trap.

ummm, why do Americans hate french? (I absolutely dispise the bastards, and i have for a very long time. way before bush.).

"Come with us! We French also hate the people who twice saved us from the German invaders!"
-Simpsons

whats your favorite porn site?

jus kidding, thas a trap.

ummm, why do Americans hate french? (I absolutely dispise the bastards, and i have for a very long time. way before bush.).

Its those stupid berets they wear.

I just feel like slapping anyone I see wearing one.

its also probably the fact that they eat nothing but frogs, cigarettes, and cheese mixed together.

its also probably the fact that they eat nothing but frogs, cigarettes, and cheese mixed together.

and snails......they eat those too.

they will basically eat anything that can be found crawling around in the garden.
Just throw some butter on it, and maybe some garlic....and voila....ze dinner...she is served!

lol.

cmon though. theyre greatest heros include- a midget, a pre-teen girl, and small austrian with a funny mustasche.

somebody needs to drop a bomb of death on france. pure death.

lol.

cmon though. theyre greatest heros include- a midget, a pre-teen girl, and small austrian with a funny mustasche.

somebody needs to drop a bomb of death on france. pure death.

I think thier love of Jerry Lewis is punishment enough.

shit i see a german. see ya dude.

*runs and screams like a little girL*

shit i see a german. see ya dude.

*runs and screams like a little girL*

Do not fear..they will never get around this great defensive wall we've built........oh crap.

dudes, jean reno comes from france; and he is cool incarnate 8)

dudes, jean reno comes from france; and he is cool incarnate 8)

I would ask who the hell that is..but Im ANSWERING questions.not asking them.

dudes, jean reno comes from france; and he is cool incarnate 8)

I would ask who the hell that is..but Im ANSWERING questions.not asking them.

squatch, am i a spammer? :?

Its those stupid berets they wear.

I just feel like slapping anyone I see wearing one.

better watch out. those berets actually come from the basque country. and they have explosives.

dudes, jean reno comes from france; and he is cool incarnate 8)

I would ask who the hell that is..but Im ANSWERING questions.not asking them.

squatch, am i a spammer? :?

Yes.

But your just the cutest lil spammer ever.......!

Its those stupid berets they wear.

I just feel like slapping anyone I see wearing one.

better watch out. those berets actually come from the basque country. and they have explosives.

The basque country has explosives..or the berets themselves?

dudes, jean reno comes from france; and he is cool incarnate 8)

I would ask who the hell that is..but Im ANSWERING questions.not asking them.

squatch, am i a spammer? :?

Yes.

But your just the cutest lil spammer ever.......!

:D

The basque country has explosives..or the berets themselves?

the berets themselves - it helps give them that shape.

obviously.

The basque country has explosives..or the berets themselves?

the berets themselves - it helps give them that shape.

obviously.

Wait.....

The French dont know how to blow anything up.....

Wait.....

The French dont know how to blow anything up.....

they haven't figured out how to work the berets yet

I thought this was going to be about the yetti. I've been had.

Squatch,

When will people learn that it does not matter what another's nationality is, but to realize that we are a race of gregarious humans that must cooperate with each other to achieve?

Well, everybody except that Kisarazu guy. He's just scary.

Squatch,

When will people learn that it does not matter what another's nationality is, but to realize that we are a race of gregarious humans that must cooperate with each other to achieve?

Well, everybody except that Kisarazu guy. He's just scary.
The Japanese did that to him.
I say let's bomb them again :)

* dances & sings *

We'll meet again,
Some sunny day...

Squatch,

When will people learn that it does not matter what another's nationality is, but to realize that we are a race of gregarious humans that must cooperate with each other to achieve?

Well, everybody except that Kisarazu guy. He's just scary.
The Japanese did that to him.
I say let's bomb them again :)

* dances & sings *

We'll meet again,
Some sunny day...

:D never leave a job half done!