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I knew and condoned prison abuse. American Humor.

17-05-2004, 03:35
u blame all that on Bush and his merry band of nazis, but it was actually I that knew and condoned this slightly hilarious abuse. come on, really think about it. Making prisoners do human pyramids? having women poking at their unusually small penises? peeing on their faces? these are all incredibly hilarious.

I ask any American, I KNOW for a fact that you have played practical jokes on your friends. Ive pee`d on people before, and they never cut my head off on TV.

I have definately laughed at my friends dicks, and pimply asses. cmon people! Bush says that these people arnt normal americans?? but they are! they are completely normal americans?

WHAT IS MORE AMERICAN THEN LAUGHING AT PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE IN PAINFUL OR EMBARRASING SITUATIONS?

i know you`ve all done it! its HILARIOUS!
The Atheists Reality
17-05-2004, 03:36
OMG DOUBLE TOPIC!
Gaeltach
17-05-2004, 03:40
I don't find this very humerous. I don't in everyday life either, and trying to joke about such an appalling and terrible thing makes me lose what little faith I still have in humanity. Yes, I understand that this is satire, but that does not change my point.
Lithuanighanistania
17-05-2004, 03:52
I don't find this very humerous. I don't in everyday life either, and trying to joke about such an appalling and terrible thing makes me lose what little faith I still have in humanity. Yes, I understand that this is satire, but that does not change my point.

What's so ironic is that it's dead serious. Yeah, that's amusing.
17-05-2004, 03:55
American youth. cmon, who here hasnt played a horrible joke on a friend. i know youve done worse then point at a naked person.

plus, these prisoners should feel lucky that they are not being molested and forced to dress like a women by 200 pound all muscle black guys. thats better treatment then they would get in a US prison.
Lithuanighanistania
17-05-2004, 03:57
American youth. cmon, who here hasnt played a horrible joke on a friend. i know youve done worse then point at a naked person.

plus, these prisoners should feel lucky that they are not being molested and forced to dress like a women by 200 pound all muscle black guys. thats better treatment then they would get in a US prison.

Don't forget they would have to scream at children on that terrible "Scared Straight" show on MTV...
17-05-2004, 03:58
Its Kinda pathetic that the world is shocked by this. When It was public knowledge that this stuff happened before the war started. Just now they've had the pictures thrust in thier face. I wonder if this is why the US has been controlling the media so much over the war. If they saw other photos do you reckon they'd lose support for the war too?
Lithuanighanistania
17-05-2004, 04:01
Its Kinda pathetic that the world is shocked by this. When It was public knowledge that this stuff happened before the war started. Just now they've had the pictures thrust in thier face. I wonder if this is why the US has been controlling the media so much over the war. If they saw other photos do you reckon they'd lose support for the war too?

I'm waiting for the pictures revealing the women who were raped by the soldiers. Don't even tell me there aren't any, because it's a well documented historical fact that all war has rape.
17-05-2004, 04:02
seriously though. American prisons are MUCH MUCH worse then Abu Ghraib. id chose that wannabe tough prison over a US penitetery (spelling? srry) anyday.
Lithuanighanistania
17-05-2004, 04:09
seriously though. American prisons are MUCH MUCH worse then Abu Ghraib. id chose that wannabe tough prison over a US penitetery (spelling? srry) anyday.

Agreed. I'll do naked human pyramids for a few days before I'll be an enormous black man's girlfriend for 20 years.
17-05-2004, 04:25
Its Kinda pathetic that the world is shocked by this. When It was public knowledge that this stuff happened before the war started. Just now they've had the pictures thrust in thier face. I wonder if this is why the US has been controlling the media so much over the war. If they saw other photos do you reckon they'd lose support for the war too?

I'm waiting for the pictures revealing the women who were raped by the soldiers. Don't even tell me there aren't any, because it's a well documented historical fact that all war has rape.

Yes, A Fair few U.S service women Report Sexual abuse. ButI doubt anyone was stupid enough to take pictures.
17-05-2004, 04:26
i would stick my head under a steady flow of urine before i cater to the needs of a gay mexican and his band of banditos for 10 years no parole.
Lithuanighanistania
17-05-2004, 04:27
Yes, A Fair few U.S service women Report Sexual abuse. ButI doubt anyone was stupid enough to take pictures.

I'm sorry, maybe you haven't seen the pictures that are on all the news channels all over the world. Yes, I think they are indeed, stupid enough to take those pictures and then hand them to their commanding officer dripping with semen.
17-05-2004, 04:29
Yes, A Fair few U.S service women Report Sexual abuse. ButI doubt anyone was stupid enough to take pictures.

I'm sorry, maybe you haven't seen the pictures that are on all the news channels all over the world. Yes, I think they are indeed, stupid enough to take those pictures and then hand them to their commanding officer dripping with semen.

stupidity is not the problem here. its honesty. if more american soldiers were dirty liers, the world would be a better place.
Lithuanighanistania
17-05-2004, 04:30
stupidity is not the problem here. its honesty. if more american soldiers were dirty liers, the world would be a better place.

Damn, Andrew. If we aren't deleted today, we probably never will be.
17-05-2004, 04:32
Oh you mean Female Prisoners? Well. There may be some. But they wouldnt be released. Women Abusing Men is a scandal. Men Abusing Women would probably be viewed as pornography and would destroy opinion poll ratings.

They probably took the pictures as a sort of instruction manual. The Redcross found out and so the DOD preempted them by gradually releasing Info.
17-05-2004, 04:34
Oh you mean Female Prisoners? Well. There may be some. But they wouldnt be released. Women Abusing Men is a scandal. Men Abusing Women would probably be viewed as pornography and would destroy opinion poll ratings.

They probably took the pictures as a sort of instruction manual. The Redcross found out and so the DOD preempted them by gradually releasing Info.
Lithuanighanistania
17-05-2004, 04:35
Oh you mean Female Prisoners? Well. There may be some. But they wouldnt be released. Women Abusing Men is a scandal. Men Abusing Women would probably be viewed as pornography and would destroy opinion poll ratings.

They probably took the pictures as a sort of instruction manual. The Redcross found out and so the DOD preempted them by gradually releasing Info.

Damn those red cross bastards! We could have a brand new instruction manual, but noooooo. They have to rain on our parade.
Threail
17-05-2004, 04:36
plus, these prisoners should feel lucky that they are not being molested and forced to dress like a women by 200 pound all muscle black guys. thats better treatment then they would get in a US prison.

Molested? The statement that some of these Muslims prisoners had been sodomised is not a joking matter, you may as well have fed them pork, its a sacrilege.
Lithuanighanistania
17-05-2004, 04:39
Molested? The statement that some of these Muslims prisoners had been sodomised is not a joking matter, you may as well have fed them pork, its a sacrilege.

I don't recall saying I condone it, I recall saying I thought it was by far the most hilarious thing that has ever happened. There are people who laugh when someone gets hit by a car or mauled by a dog. There are people who think it's hilarious to set homeless people on fire and toast marshmallows on the body. I think it's funny when Iraqi people get naked and make human pyramids.
17-05-2004, 04:41
You have to admit, That does sound a lot less innocous than setting people on fire and then eating them
Baleazth
17-05-2004, 04:42
The creation of this topic in the first place is pathetic and vile. The thought that you would think that you, a clearly base lifeform that no doubt has his Christmas lights on and a beer at his elbow, represent Americans as a whole is almost-- no, it IS embarassing. I am truly regretting the fact that you live in the same country I do, let alone that I have to admit that you do.

I don't put blame wholly on the prison guards here, personally. They were obviously not trained for the assignment, and those in control should have foreseen something like this.
Cuneo Island
17-05-2004, 04:42
*Socks him.*
Lithuanighanistania
17-05-2004, 04:42
You have to admit, That does sound a lot less innocous than setting people on fire and then eating them

Exactly. Need I bring up the women in Africa that were raped with a pistol and then shot...While being raped? I'm sorry if I don't have an article to back that up, but I read it in a newspaper here. Daily Shinbun or something.
17-05-2004, 04:44
wouldnt penetrated be a more appropriate word. Guns might be Metahpores for penises. But they technically arent
Baleazth
17-05-2004, 04:44
You have to admit, That does sound a lot less innocous than setting people on fire and then eating them

Exactly. Need I bring up the women in Africa that were raped with a pistol and then shot...While being raped? I'm sorry if I don't have an article to back that up, but I read it in a newspaper here. Daily Shinbun or something.

What kind of animal ARE you? You justify this asshole's (the creator of the topic..he's not worth my time to look up the name -_-') topic-creation, and the actions of the American soldiers just because they could've done worse? Hope you end up in hell, buddy, then maybe we can justify it because you aren't being tortured as much as the next guy.
Lithuanighanistania
17-05-2004, 04:45
The creation of this topic in the first place is pathetic and vile. The thought that you would think that you, a clearly base lifeform that no doubt has his Christmas lights on and a beer at his elbow, represent Americans as a whole is almost-- no, it IS embarassing. I am truly regretting the fact that you live in the same country I do, let alone that I have to admit that you do.

I don't put blame wholly on the prison guards here, personally. They were obviously not trained for the assignment, and those in control should have foreseen something like this.

I'm sorry, I don't own Christmas lights, I haven't had a beer since yesterday, and I don't live in America. Next time you decide to be passive-agressive, do it correctly. I guess me speaking from the perspective of someone who hears things about America that you don't is insignifigant. You think we laugh at America? Everyone in Japan thinks that this war is the most heinous act ever. Blow me.
Baleazth
17-05-2004, 04:46
You have to admit, That does sound a lot less innocous than setting people on fire and then eating them

Exactly. Need I bring up the women in Africa that were raped with a pistol and then shot...While being raped? I'm sorry if I don't have an article to back that up, but I read it in a newspaper here. Daily Shinbun or something.

What kind of animal ARE you? You justify this asshole's (the creator of the topic..he's not worth my time to look up the name -_-') topic-creation, and the actions of the American soldiers just because they could've done worse? Hope you end up in hell, buddy, then maybe we can justify it because you aren't being tortured as much as the next guy.
Baleazth
17-05-2004, 04:47
The creation of this topic in the first place is pathetic and vile. The thought that you would think that you, a clearly base lifeform that no doubt has his Christmas lights on and a beer at his elbow, represent Americans as a whole is almost-- no, it IS embarassing. I am truly regretting the fact that you live in the same country I do, let alone that I have to admit that you do.

I don't put blame wholly on the prison guards here, personally. They were obviously not trained for the assignment, and those in control should have foreseen something like this.

I'm sorry, I don't own Christmas lights, I haven't had a beer since yesterday, and I don't live in America. Next time you decide to be passive-agressive, do it correctly. I guess me speaking from the perspective of someone who hears things about America that you don't is insignifigant. You think we laugh at America? Everyone in Japan thinks that this war is the most heinous act ever. Blow me.

...as far as I can tell, you're also not the creator of this topic. And you'll have to excuse my ignorance if the creator of the topic is not American...he just sounds like a white trash, shotgun-toting Bush supporter.
Lithuanighanistania
17-05-2004, 04:47
What kind of animal ARE you? You justify this asshole's (the creator of the topic..he's not worth my time to look up the name -_-') topic-creation, and the actions of the American soldiers just because they could've done worse? Hope you end up in hell, buddy, then maybe we can justify it because you aren't being tortured as much as the next guy.

What kind of animal are YOU? I was against this stupid war from the beginning, and you probably have an American flag on the outside of your house, don't you? It's people like YOU that allowed something like this to happen. People like you, claiming that you have a holier than thou attitude, claiming that your mere presence in the region will make a difference. If not for you, this wouldn't be possible.

What did you do to prevent this from happening? What did you have to say when the troops were shipped out? Get off of this topic until you grow up, you hypocritical excuse for a dog turd.
17-05-2004, 04:49
Woah easy now.
Lithuanighanistania
17-05-2004, 04:49
...as far as I can tell, you're also not the creator of this topic. And you'll have to excuse my ignorance if the creator of the topic is not American...he just sounds like a white trash, shotgun-toting Bush supporter.

I will excuse your ignorance, because the creator and myself are on the other side of the world from America. Now, if you could kindly get the hell out of here, that would be great.
Eagleland
17-05-2004, 04:50
u blame all that on Bush and his merry band of nazis, but it was actually I that knew and condoned this slightly hilarious abuse. come on, really think about it. Making prisoners do human pyramids? having women poking at their unusually small penises? peeing on their faces? these are all incredibly hilarious.

I ask any American, I KNOW for a fact that you have played practical jokes on your friends. Ive pee`d on people before, and they never cut my head off on TV.

I have definately laughed at my friends dicks, and pimply asses. cmon people! Bush says that these people arnt normal americans?? but they are! they are completely normal americans?

WHAT IS MORE AMERICAN THEN LAUGHING AT PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE IN PAINFUL OR EMBARRASING SITUATIONS?

i know you`ve all done it! its HILARIOUS!

Sodomising them with broom handles...
Raping young boys...
Beating people to death...

COMEDY GOLD!!!
Baleazth
17-05-2004, 04:52
Exactly. Need I bring up the women in Africa that were raped with a pistol and then shot...While being raped? I'm sorry if I don't have an article to back that up, but I read it in a newspaper here. Daily Shinbun or something.

What kind of animal ARE you? You justify this asshole's (the creator of the topic..he's not worth my time to look up the name -_-') topic-creation, and the actions of the American soldiers just because they could've done worse? Hope you end up in hell, buddy, then maybe we can justify it because you aren't being tortured as much as the next guy.

What kind of animal are YOU? I was against this stupid war from the beginning, and you probably have an American flag on the outside of your house, don't you? It's people like YOU that allowed something like this to happen. People like you, claiming that you have a holier than thou attitude, claiming that your mere presence in the region will make a difference. If not for you, this wouldn't be possible.

What did you do to prevent this from happening? What did you have to say when the troops were shipped out? Get off of this topic until you grow up, you hypocritical excuse for a dog turd.[/quote]

It's people like me? I only came here to tell the creator what an asshole he was if he thought what happened was in any way humerous. I don't have an American flag on the outside of my house, nor do I own one at all. Being all of the age of 16, I'm kind of stuck in the country I was born in for now.

And, for your information, I also was against this war in the first place. Bush rode the wave since 9/11 and is a gun-toting son of a bitch (sorry for the language, kids).

How am I claiming a "holier than thou" attitude by calling the creator of the topic white trash? Maybe it's an incorrect assumption, but I think it's safe to say the world could've gone on without someone idiot opening their mouths and spewing filth like the idea that the events in Iraq are funny.
Lithuanighanistania
17-05-2004, 04:52
Sodomising them with broom handles...
Raping young boys...
Beating people to death...

COMEDY GOLD!!!

Sarcasm or not, I agree!
17-05-2004, 04:54
When you take enough of an interest in world politics. You tend to develop an African American Sense of Humour.
Lithuanighanistania
17-05-2004, 04:56
It's people like me? I only came here to tell the creator what an asshole he was if he thought what happened was in any way humerous. I don't have an American flag on the outside of my house, nor do I own one at all. Being all of the age of 16, I'm kind of stuck in the country I was born in for now.

And, for your information, I also was against this war in the first place. Bush rode the wave since 9/11 and is a gun-toting son of a bitch (sorry for the language, kids).

How am I claiming a "holier than thou" attitude by calling the creator of the topic white trash? Maybe it's an incorrect assumption, but I think it's safe to say the world could've gone on without someone idiot opening their mouths and spewing filth like the idea that the events in Iraq are funny.

I'm terribly sorry that you're some little punk kid who's just gotten his license and spends all day circle-jerking with his friends and hoping his mom doesn't open the door to his room and catch him. Kisarazu and I are very politically minded, and the only reason I use language like this is so you get the idea of just how childish it is to call someone trailer trash because you disagree with their views.

If you don't like what's said, ignore it. Be a man about it. When you come in and respond, you invite us to bash you. Are you some sort of massochistic freak that enjoys abuse online? Because honestly, I can keep this up all day; it's only 1 pm in Japan, and you have to go to school tomorrow. Grow up.

(Take some advice and leave it at this)
Lithuanighanistania
17-05-2004, 04:57
When you take enough of an interest in world politics. You tend to develop an African American Sense of Humour.

I like the politically correct way of saying "black humor". You're a funny cookie, my new best friend...I'm sorry, I just stared at the tv, and Megumi was in a bikini and her breasts...Yeah, anyway.
Baleazth
17-05-2004, 05:01
It's people like me? I only came here to tell the creator what an asshole he was if he thought what happened was in any way humerous. I don't have an American flag on the outside of my house, nor do I own one at all. Being all of the age of 16, I'm kind of stuck in the country I was born in for now.

And, for your information, I also was against this war in the first place. Bush rode the wave since 9/11 and is a gun-toting son of a bitch (sorry for the language, kids).

How am I claiming a "holier than thou" attitude by calling the creator of the topic white trash? Maybe it's an incorrect assumption, but I think it's safe to say the world could've gone on without someone idiot opening their mouths and spewing filth like the idea that the events in Iraq are funny.

I'm terribly sorry that you're some little punk kid who's just gotten his license and spends all day circle-jerking with his friends and hoping his mom doesn't open the door to his room and catch him. Kisarazu and I are very politically minded, and the only reason I use language like this is so you get the idea of just how childish it is to call someone trailer trash because you disagree with their views.

If you don't like what's said, ignore it. Be a man about it. When you come in and respond, you invite us to bash you. Are you some sort of massochistic freak that enjoys abuse online? Because honestly, I can keep this up all day; it's only 1 pm in Japan, and you have to go to school tomorrow. Grow up.

(Take some advice and leave it at this)

Like I said, the white trash comment was unfounded. I'll have to ask you a question: how is stating that the dehumanization of a bunch of prisoners in Iraq is funny a political-minded view?

I have to admit, I'm having more of a laugh at the idea that you think you're "abusing" me and that I'm massochistic than actually staying to defend my views.

And I'm not a guy either, thanks.
17-05-2004, 05:02
Must...restrain..self...from..making...... POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE!!!!
Eagleland
17-05-2004, 05:02
Sodomising them with broom handles...
Raping young boys...
Beating people to death...

COMEDY GOLD!!!

Sarcasm or not, I agree!

Funnier than SNL, anyways.
Lithuanighanistania
17-05-2004, 05:13
Like I said, the white trash comment was unfounded. I'll have to ask you a question: how is stating that the dehumanization of a bunch of prisoners in Iraq is funny a political-minded view?

I have to admit, I'm having more of a laugh at the idea that you think you're "abusing" me and that I'm massochistic than actually staying to defend my views.

And I'm not a guy either, thanks.

Okay, the guy thing was the only thing I've said yet that is incorrect. You could be a girl, you could be a hermaphrodite. It's not my place to tell you what you are.

I didn't claim that the amusement of the situation is politically-minded, I'm remarking that you're attacking my political views judged on what I did say was hilarious. Like naked human pyramids and peeing on prisoner's heads.

What exactly are your views? That we are animals? That this is an outrage? Make a new topic. Call it "Lithuanighanistania and Kisarazu are animals" call it "The abuse of the Iraqis is an outrage". Point being, I won't go in there and blatantly argue with you about what you think on this subject.
Lithuanighanistania
17-05-2004, 05:14
Must...restrain..self...from..making...... POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE!!!!

Just let it out. Look at what we wrote. The mods must be asleep or something, or me and Kisarazu would need new surnames.
17-05-2004, 05:17
u blame all that on Bush and his merry band of nazis, but it was actually I that knew and condoned this slightly hilarious abuse. come on, really think about it. Making prisoners do human pyramids? having women poking at their unusually small penises? peeing on their faces? these are all incredibly hilarious.

I ask any American, I KNOW for a fact that you have played practical jokes on your friends. Ive pee`d on people before, and they never cut my head off on TV.

I have definately laughed at my friends dicks, and pimply asses. cmon people! Bush says that these people arnt normal americans?? but they are! they are completely normal americans?

WHAT IS MORE AMERICAN THEN LAUGHING AT PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE IN PAINFUL OR EMBARRASING SITUATIONS?

i know you`ve all done it! its HILARIOUS!

Sodomising them with broom handles...
Raping young boys...
Beating people to death...

COMEDY GOLD!!!

the death part is a little much, but thats exactly what ive been trying to say. thanks lith for holding the topic up while i was gone.
Baleazth
17-05-2004, 05:19
Like I said, the white trash comment was unfounded. I'll have to ask you a question: how is stating that the dehumanization of a bunch of prisoners in Iraq is funny a political-minded view?

I have to admit, I'm having more of a laugh at the idea that you think you're "abusing" me and that I'm massochistic than actually staying to defend my views.

And I'm not a guy either, thanks.

Okay, the guy thing was the only thing I've said yet that is incorrect. You could be a girl, you could be a hermaphrodite. It's not my place to tell you what you are.

I didn't claim that the amusement of the situation is politically-minded, I'm remarking that you're attacking my political views judged on what I did say was hilarious. Like naked human pyramids and peeing on prisoner's heads.

What exactly are your views? That we are animals? That this is an outrage? Make a new topic. Call it "Lithuanighanistania and Kisarazu are animals" call it "The abuse of the Iraqis is an outrage". Point being, I won't go in there and blatantly argue with you about what you think on this subject.

It's not your place to tell me what I am, but it's your place to assume what I am and then attack me on that incorrect assumption? As long as we're clear...

How have I attacked your political views? My point was to come here, tell your "friend" (and yourself) that you're pathetic and a pair of assholes for thinking that, again, the dehumanization of the Iraqui prisoners was funny. I'm not arguing on the subject of the topic. If you think I'm attacking you, get over it; you said that I was opening myself for attack by posting, and the same "rule" applies to you. I have as much as a right to post my opinion as you do, you hypocrite.
Lithuanighanistania
17-05-2004, 05:19
the death part is a little much, but thats exactly what ive been trying to say. thanks lith for holding the topic up while i was gone.

I do what I can. Tag team time. I need to poop so bad...Anywho, when we going to Tstutaya?
17-05-2004, 05:20
Guys is a generic refernce to a person. Not a male.
17-05-2004, 05:23
im gonna be here for another 20 min, then i gotta go with my okaasan to rotaryland to pay for my osaka trip. then we can go. ill mail u.
Pudawallah
17-05-2004, 05:24
Damn man, this thread cracked me up :lol:

Thanks for an amusing 10 minutes or so guys, keep it up!
Lithuanighanistania
17-05-2004, 05:26
It's not your place to tell me what I am, but it's your place to assume what I am and then attack me on that incorrect assumption? As long as we're clear...

How have I attacked your political views? My point was to come here, tell your "friend" (and yourself) that you're pathetic and a pair of assholes for thinking that, again, the dehumanization of the Iraqui prisoners was funny. I'm not arguing on the subject of the topic. If you think I'm attacking you, get over it; you said that I was opening myself for attack by posting, and the same "rule" applies to you. I have as much as a right to post my opinion as you do, you hypocrite.

All I said was that you like to circle jerk with your friends. To begin, that can be accomplished as a female, so go off and paint your face like a clown. I didn't attack your gender yet, but I guess that previous statement will suffice.

That's your opinion, and as stupid and childish as it is (don't bother telling us that we're childish; we've admitted to that dozens of times preceeding this conversation; just admit that you are too) is just as valid as mine that you are a mistake that your parents wouldn't correct because of the church. Also, the "asshole" and "pathetic" remarks are considered attacks, so welcome to the club! When you turn 17, you get a cookie. And yes, I am a hypocrite, but I stick to topics that involve me instead of going and challenging other people in theirs. Go talk to your imaginary friend in the sky and take a nap.
Lithuanighanistania
17-05-2004, 05:27
Damn man, this thread cracked me up :lol:

Thanks for an amusing 10 minutes or so guys, keep it up!

I do what I can G. Enjoy the rest of the show.
17-05-2004, 05:28
Damn man, this thread cracked me up :lol:

Thanks for an amusing 10 minutes or so guys, keep it up!

Im glad we have some people that recognize their true humor, and not just put the politically correct thing.
Lithuanighanistania
17-05-2004, 05:30
Im glad we have some people that recognize their true humor, and not just put the politically correct thing.

Shoving flashlights up people's asses, putting them on leashes, and pointing at their penis (while lauging) isn't politically correct? What the fcuk is the world coming to when I can't do that anymore?
Lithuanighanistania
17-05-2004, 05:34
Seeing as how I'm so childish, I declare myself and Kisarazu (in that order) the winners, and from now on we can ignore Baleazth for no reason other than because we are gun toting trailer trash pathetic assholes.
Eagleland
17-05-2004, 06:05
Damn man, this thread cracked me up :lol:

Thanks for an amusing 10 minutes or so guys, keep it up!

Im glad we have some people that recognize their true humor, and not just put the politically correct thing.

This is politically correct. At least Jim Inhofe would say so. I guess it just depends on your politics.
18-05-2004, 06:10
Seeing as how I'm so childish, I declare myself and Kisarazu (in that order) the winners, and from now on we can ignore Baleazth for no reason other than because we are gun toting trailer trash pathetic assholes.
I resent that! im only a gun toting trashy asshole. trailer and pathetic are not in my resime. well, maybe pathetic...
18-05-2004, 06:10
u blame all that on Bush and his merry band of nazis, but it was actually I that knew and condoned this slightly hilarious abuse. come on, really think about it. Making prisoners do human pyramids? having women poking at their unusually small penises? peeing on their faces? these are all incredibly hilarious.

I ask any American, I KNOW for a fact that you have played practical jokes on your friends. Ive pee`d on people before, and they never cut my head off on TV.

I have definately laughed at my friends dicks, and pimply asses. cmon people! Bush says that these people arnt normal americans?? but they are! they are completely normal americans?

WHAT IS MORE AMERICAN THEN LAUGHING AT PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE IN PAINFUL OR EMBARRASING SITUATIONS?

i know you`ve all done it! its HILARIOUS!
Colodia
18-05-2004, 06:11
Ya know what.... :shock: ....he's f***ing right!
18-05-2004, 06:14
i know im fucking right.
Colodia
18-05-2004, 06:16
*saves yourpost for future references on kiddy sites such as neopets and Gaia*

(you'd be amazed how many times I broke the news about Santa to these 2nd graders)q
18-05-2004, 06:18
ahhh dude. thats not cool. let the little guys believe in santa, thats super mean dude.

seriously, peeing on somebody`s head is funny as hell. destroying little kids dreams is just downright evil!
Colodia
18-05-2004, 07:58
ahhh dude. thats not cool. let the little guys believe in santa, thats super mean dude.

seriously, peeing on somebody`s head is funny as hell. destroying little kids dreams is just downright evil!

Pfft! I couldn't care!
18-05-2004, 14:25
u blame all that on Bush and his merry band of nazis, but it was actually I that knew and condoned this slightly hilarious abuse. come on, really think about it. Making prisoners do human pyramids? having women poking at their unusually small penises? peeing on their faces? these are all incredibly hilarious.

I ask any American, I KNOW for a fact that you have played practical jokes on your friends. Ive pee`d on people before, and they never cut my head off on TV.

I have definately laughed at my friends dicks, and pimply asses. cmon people! Bush says that these people arnt normal americans?? but they are! they are completely normal americans?

WHAT IS MORE AMERICAN THEN LAUGHING AT PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE IN PAINFUL OR EMBARRASING SITUATIONS?

i know you`ve all done it! its HILARIOUS!
Lithuanighanistania
18-05-2004, 15:56
But let's get serious people; if when you first saw those pictures you didn't laugh then you just have no sense of humor. It's great; people peeing on other peoples heads. If they did that to us and showed it on that Al Jazeer (I'm sorry, I haven't seen the word) TV network, they'd cheer on them, screaming things like "May Allah turn your urine to acid on their faces!" or "Allah smiles upon those who defame the enemies of Islam!"
Colodia
18-05-2004, 23:09
But let's get serious people; if when you first saw those pictures you didn't laugh then you just have no sense of humor. It's great; people peeing on other peoples heads. If they did that to us and showed it on that Al Jazeer (I'm sorry, I haven't seen the word) TV network, they'd cheer on them, screaming things like "May Allah turn your urine to acid on their faces!" or "Allah smiles upon those who defame the enemies of Islam!"
so true
19-05-2004, 00:32
i wish allah peed on my face. :(
New Auburnland
19-05-2004, 10:17
i would stick my head under a steady flow of urine before i cater to the needs of a gay mexican and his band of banditos for 10 years no parole.
ROTFLMFAO!
Greater Valia
19-05-2004, 10:22
u blame all that on Bush and his merry band of nazis, but it was actually I that knew and condoned this slightly hilarious abuse. come on, really think about it. Making prisoners do human pyramids? having women poking at their unusually small penises? peeing on their faces? these are all incredibly hilarious.

I ask any American, I KNOW for a fact that you have played practical jokes on your friends. Ive pee`d on people before, and they never cut my head off on TV.

I have definately laughed at my friends dicks, and pimply asses. cmon people! Bush says that these people arnt normal americans?? but they are! they are completely normal americans?

WHAT IS MORE AMERICAN THEN LAUGHING AT PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE IN PAINFUL OR EMBARRASING SITUATIONS?

i know you`ve all done it! its HILARIOUS!

oh... my god. im hyperventilating!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Lithuanighanistania
19-05-2004, 10:55
Just out of curiosity, how did this one last so long, but my "I was beheaded by Iraqis" topic was locked before a single reply could be filed?
New Auburnland
19-05-2004, 10:58
Just out of curiosity, how did this one last so long, but my "I was beheaded by Iraqis" topic was locked before a single reply could be filed?
Who knows? There were alot of flames being thrown back and forth in this one, while no replies to the "I was beheaded by the Iraqis" were ever posted. Maybe the Mods just knew what it was going to turn into.
Lithuanighanistania
19-05-2004, 12:54
Who knows? There were alot of flames being thrown back and forth in this one, while no replies to the "I was beheaded by the Iraqis" were ever posted. Maybe the Mods just knew what it was going to turn into.

Yeah, Steph was pretty active when we were posting last night. She got Kisarazu's too. She's a quick one, that Stephistan.
Genaia
19-05-2004, 13:57
There is a difference (subtle as it is) between laughing at someone falling over and laughing at someone after strapping electrodes to their testacles. Whilst some may not be capable of discerning this slight nuance let me assure you that it does exist. I can't help but wonder where you draw the line, do you laugh at news stories involving abductions, rape and murder or are those somehow more serious because the people involved are Americans.

I can have a fairly malicious sense of humour from time to time, I like South Park, I laugh at cruel jokes etc, but if you do not see that this crosses a line there's something wrong with you.
26-05-2004, 08:38
There is a difference (subtle as it is) between laughing at someone falling over and laughing at someone after strapping electrodes to their testacles. Whilst some may not be capable of discerning this slight nuance let me assure you that it does exist. I can't help but wonder where you draw the line, do you laugh at news stories involving abductions, rape and murder or are those somehow more serious because the people involved are Americans.

I can have a fairly malicious sense of humour from time to time, I like South Park, I laugh at cruel jokes etc, but if you do not see that this crosses a line there's something wrong with you.
but i laughed my f---ing ass off when the jackass guys electrified their testicles! Rape and murder is wrong, BUT PEEING ON PEOPLES HEADS IS JUST FUNNY. especially when they are terrorist bastards.
Lithuanighanistania
26-05-2004, 13:01
There is a difference (subtle as it is) between laughing at someone falling over and laughing at someone after strapping electrodes to their testacles. Whilst some may not be capable of discerning this slight nuance let me assure you that it does exist. I can't help but wonder where you draw the line, do you laugh at news stories involving abductions, rape and murder or are those somehow more serious because the people involved are Americans.

I can have a fairly malicious sense of humour from time to time, I like South Park, I laugh at cruel jokes etc, but if you do not see that this crosses a line there's something wrong with you.

To begin, no, I don't see a difference in someone peeing on someone elses head and someone falling down. It fits in the same category as far as I'm concerned; the category of hilaaaaaaaarious. As for whether or not this nuance exists, I can't be the judge of that, and you know what? Neither can you.

As for the Americans being involved comment, let me assure you that anything involving Americans getting abused in any fashion is aces with me. Although no, I don't particularly like the image of a 12 year old girl being gang raped by a bunch of horny men in an alley.

Also, just so you know, I am by far the most evil being ever. I don't joke about the holocaust, but myself and Kisarazu were in the Peace Memorial park/museum thing in Hiroshima, and in one of the slides it said that the bodies began to stink after a few days in the sun, so they had to cremate them. I mentioned that the fastest method to mass cremate hundreds of thousands of bodies would be an atomic bomb...
26-05-2004, 13:32
There is a difference (subtle as it is) between laughing at someone falling over and laughing at someone after strapping electrodes to their testacles. Whilst some may not be capable of discerning this slight nuance let me assure you that it does exist. I can't help but wonder where you draw the line, do you laugh at news stories involving abductions, rape and murder or are those somehow more serious because the people involved are Americans.

I can have a fairly malicious sense of humour from time to time, I like South Park, I laugh at cruel jokes etc, but if you do not see that this crosses a line there's something wrong with you.

To begin, no, I don't see a difference in someone peeing on someone elses head and someone falling down. It fits in the same category as far as I'm concerned; the category of hilaaaaaaaarious. As for whether or not this nuance exists, I can't be the judge of that, and you know what? Neither can you.

As for the Americans being involved comment, let me assure you that anything involving Americans getting abused in any fashion is aces with me. Although no, I don't particularly like the image of a 12 year old girl being gang raped by a bunch of horny men in an alley.

Also, just so you know, I am by far the most evil being ever. I don't joke about the holocaust, but myself and Kisarazu were in the Peace Memorial park/museum thing in Hiroshima, and in one of the slides it said that the bodies began to stink after a few days in the sun, so they had to cremate them. I mentioned that the fastest method to mass cremate hundreds of thousands of bodies would be an atomic bomb...

dude! flk;lkfjkadljflkdaj UUUU said that. i justr laughed a little!! it was funny, but innapropriate. for rizzle. LOOKK AT FUA! im stinkin the forum up with hilarity.
26-05-2004, 13:33
There is a difference (subtle as it is) between laughing at someone falling over and laughing at someone after strapping electrodes to their testacles. Whilst some may not be capable of discerning this slight nuance let me assure you that it does exist. I can't help but wonder where you draw the line, do you laugh at news stories involving abductions, rape and murder or are those somehow more serious because the people involved are Americans.

I can have a fairly malicious sense of humour from time to time, I like South Park, I laugh at cruel jokes etc, but if you do not see that this crosses a line there's something wrong with you.

To begin, no, I don't see a difference in someone peeing on someone elses head and someone falling down. It fits in the same category as far as I'm concerned; the category of hilaaaaaaaarious. As for whether or not this nuance exists, I can't be the judge of that, and you know what? Neither can you.

As for the Americans being involved comment, let me assure you that anything involving Americans getting abused in any fashion is aces with me. Although no, I don't particularly like the image of a 12 year old girl being gang raped by a bunch of horny men in an alley.

Also, just so you know, I am by far the most evil being ever. I don't joke about the holocaust, but myself and Kisarazu were in the Peace Memorial park/museum thing in Hiroshima, and in one of the slides it said that the bodies began to stink after a few days in the sun, so they had to cremate them. I mentioned that the fastest method to mass cremate hundreds of thousands of bodies would be an atomic bomb...

dude! flk;lkfjkadljflkdaj UUUU said that. i justr laughed a little!! it was funny, but innapropriate. for rizzle. LOOKK AT FUA! im stinkin the forum up with hilarity.