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**Try to prove me wrong.**

I have been sent by God to rain wrath upon the sinners of the world. I got all sorts of fireballs and floods and shit that will destroy you all in a hailstorm of death. PURE DEATH!

No, I am, and I have the long hair to prove it.

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People for a more Iranian Jesus!!

.[period].

**Try to prove me wrong.**

I have been sent by God to rain wrath upon the sinners of the world. I got all sorts of fireballs and floods and shit that will destroy you all in a hailstorm of death. PURE DEATH!

Jesus only came back once.

.[period].

**Try to prove me wrong.**

I have been sent by God to rain wrath upon the sinners of the world. I got all sorts of fireballs and floods and shit that will destroy you all in a hailstorm of death. PURE DEATH!

well, this is as believable as what happened 2000 years ago, but jesus never claimed to be christ...

.[period].

**Try to prove me wrong.**

I have been sent by God to rain wrath upon the sinners of the world. I got all sorts of fireballs and floods and shit that will destroy you all in a hailstorm of death. PURE DEATH!

Jesus only came back once.
prove it.

Why would Jesus kill people? Wasn't he all about peace?

Okay. If you're Jesus. Then you can work miracles, okay? Such as turning a small amount of food into a large amount of, if I remember my Bible correctly, a totally different food. You can resurrect your best friend, not to mention yourself, although the self-resurrection bit takes three days. You can make the blind see and the lame walk. You can make water solid enough to be walked upon. You're the human manifestation of God. Basically, you can do the impossible. So, in order to prove to me that you're Jesus, you're going to have to do the impossible, and prove that I'M Jesus. Impossible if you are Jesus, because you're Jesus. Still impossible if you're not Jesus, because I'm not Jesus either. Now. Prove me to be Jesus, and I'll admit that you're Jesus.

Hey Sheynat, I can do that for "Jesus". If I base my answer upon Buddhism, we are all one, therefore, Jesus is Jesus, yet you are Jesus, too. Understand? But if only Buddhism can prove him to be Jesus, then what is religion coming to?

Once i drank a lot beer, and i turned it into piss and vomit. does that count? oh, and i saved my friend out of a destructive relationship.

Once i drank a lot beer, and i turned it into piss and vomit. does that count? oh, and i saved my friend out of a destructive relationship.

To begin, you did indeed turn that beer into something different. And who's relationship? And I declared weeks ago that I am god. AND the most evil being ever. If Jesus is god, and the holy ghost, then you are me and we are a ghost...a HOLY ghost.

were a HOLY ghost. woah man. thats liek, deep.

were a HOLY ghost? woah man. thats liek, deep.

If you're Jesus I want only one miracle....

An NS server that works all the time!

If that's all you desire in life you are a sad person.

Oi! Lets not forget who is really a god here!

You are not Jesus. Santa Claus told me so.

Screw that, Kisa. Prove you are Jesus and this is the Second Coming.

No, I am, and I have the long hair to prove it.

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People for a more Iranian Jesus!!

I HAVE THE LONG HAIR!!! I AM JESUS!!! Plus I was almost named Joshua when I was born and the name Jesus is supposedly a variant of Joshua.

Plus, tons of ppl at my school are calling me 'Jesus'

Hey, but I have long hair AND i'm Jewish. Top that, bubella. :lol:

No, I am, and I have the long hair to prove it.

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People for a more Iranian Jesus!!

I HAVE THE LONG HAIR!!! I AM JESUS!!! Plus I was almost named Joshua when I was born and the name Jesus is supposedly a variant of Joshua.

Plus, tons of ppl at my school are calling me 'Jesus'

Well, I am Jesus come back as female. My name is CHRISTine....I have long hair...Coincidence? I think not.

I'm also a wizard, if not jesus.

No, I am, and I have the long hair to prove it.

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People for a more Iranian Jesus!!

I HAVE THE LONG HAIR!!! I AM JESUS!!! Plus I was almost named Joshua when I was born and the name Jesus is supposedly a variant of Joshua.

Plus, tons of ppl at my school are calling me 'Jesus'

Well, I am Jesus come back as female. My name is CHRISTine....I have long hair...Coincidence? I think not.

I'm also a wizard, if not jesus.

Uh...Lots of girls have long hair.

But not all of them are Jesus.

But not all of them are Jesus.

But not all of them are Jesus.