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Theres a party in the room above mine in i cant go to sleep so thats why im here. Any ideas to make the shut up?

Theres a party in the room above mine in i cant go to sleep so thats why im here. Any ideas to make the shut up?Malotive Cocktail through the window.

that could work. how bout lighting the floor on fire so they fall through?

that could work. how bout lighting the floor on fire so they fall through?There's always the risk you could ser fire to your own room that way, perhaps filling their apartment with Cyanide Gas?

I like you thinking!

I like you thinking!Why thank you, I could be the next Hitler. Except for the whole being black and the decendant of Jews.

I like you thinking!Why thank you, I could be the next Hitler. Except for the whole being black and the decendant of Jews.
yeah that might couse some problems....

Just grow some balls go upstairs knock on the door ask them 2 shut the hell up if they dont then go up and pound them unless your as skinny geek in witch case grab a bat thats good for at least for or five men even if your small... and trust me after a few swings they will shut the hell up for ya

Just grow some balls go upstairs knock on the door ask them 2 shut the hell up if they dont then go up and pound them unless your as skinny geek in witch case grab a bat thats good for at least for or five men even if your small... and trust me after a few swings they will shut the hell up for ya
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Bats eh?.............

trust me i know alot of hells angels it works

Just grow some balls go upstairs knock on the door ask them 2 shut the hell up if they dont then go up and pound them unless your as skinny geek in witch case grab a bat thats good for at least for or five men even if your small... and trust me after a few swings they will shut the hell up for yaOr, if you live in America, England or Australia phone the Terror Hotline and spout some crap about them being terrorist plotting to blow something up. It completely confidential so while they are being beaten to death by Federal Police they won't suspect a thing.

just woundering but what do you guys think of my name for my country

Just grow some balls go upstairs...

While I wouldn't go that far, it does seem like very good advice to confront those that annoy you and let them know how you feel about things. Then if they get sh*tty with you, you can get nasty about it.

no you ask them to shut up all nice like....but if they dont then you smash them

just woundering but what do you guys think of my name for my countrySoemwhat offensive, but I really couldn't care.

no you ask them to shut up all nice like....but if they dont then you smash them
:lol: your nation is................different....but being white myself i have to say its pretty funny 8)

find the fusebox and turn off their power, and then get a bat for self defesne. act innocent, if it fails, defened youreself.
with a molotov there is a chance(about 100%) of catching something on fire.
with gas, there is a chance of it getting into the AC system.
messing with the fuse box might result in temporary loss of power, but oyu cant fix that easier than gas and/or fire.

no you ask them to shut up all nice like....but if they dont then you smash themOr smash them, then ask them to be quite.

if you smash them, smash them all, then their stero, problem solved, until the cops arrive.

no you ask them to shut up all nice like....but if they dont then you smash themOr smash them, then ask them to be quite.
Couldn't i just say to them. Hey dude if you shut the hell up i'll give you a couple dimes. :roll:

if you smash them, smash them all, then their stero, problem solved, until the cops arrive.ah, I see where this is going. Smash the cops?

if you smash them, smash them all, then their stero, problem solved, until the cops arrive.ah, I see where this is going. Smash the cops?
and then steal their cop cars 8)

Two possibles. Fusebox (already mentioned, but I was gonna) or the cops. Believe me, I have called the cops on noisy neighbors before.

First, though, I call the apartment office, and get the answering service to dispatch courtesy officers, to ask them to shut up. If that don't work, then I call the actual cops.

Only time I ever took matters into my own hands was when I had a couple of freaking stray cats caterwauling right outside my window. I finally couldn't take it anymore. I went outside, got myself a cinder block, and heaved it in thier general direction. Guess what? Them cats were gone like liquid lightning! and I got my Z's.

if you smash them, smash them all, then their stero, problem solved, until the cops arrive.ah, I see where this is going. Smash the cops?
and then steal their cop cars 8)Nice, you're one step ahead my friend.

humm, a cinder block, good idea, barracade their door...jk
dont beat up the cops, if you were going to jail already, now youre going to serve a good [insert adaquet number of years here], if not life.

if you smash them, smash them all, then their stero, problem solved, until the cops arrive.ah, I see where this is going. Smash the cops?
and then steal their cop cars 8)Nice, you're one step ahead my friend.
8) Of Course. You gotta know these things if you pland to make it to your 40s :D

but if you want to live to your 50's then you might want to try the simple solution.

Ask nicely anyone.

Then when they ignore you play some loud evil music louder. Or if you play a musical instrument (preferable electric) play it loud and roll the low freequencies up as they punch through walls better. Aim upwards. Preferably with a loud or several loud amps. Distortion is a must if you have it.

I love being a bassist......

Or play a CD of an extreme metal band. Like "excoriating abdominal emanation" by carcass or "leprousy" by death etc.. or something equally nasty... :lol: mwahahaha!

Walk up to their door, knock, and ask them to turn the noise down. Do this naked and carrying a monkeywrench or some other threatening object.

I like the Terrorist Hotline idea myself.