NationStates Jolt Archive

If you were on a space ship, with a 3 toed sloth, a howler monkey and a 3 toed hobo. Who'd you give your long lost parents to and why?

What the???

I dont understand what are you saying about giving one of them to my parents???

I was actually asking who would you give your parents too, not who you'd give to your parents.

If I were on a spaceship with a howler monkey..that bastard would be shoves out the airlock after about a half hour of that racket.

But what of your long lost parents who are itching to be given away?

They're locked in my basement.......

my parents are dead.
jerk. how insensitive can you be?







Jay-kay! I'd give them to the homeless shelter, which is most definitely not an option. Discrimination, my good sir, discrimination, I protest!

I protest at your protesting

I would use them in my chilli.

I protest at your protesting. I beg your pardon. We should go carry empty signs as a mark of our discontent.
I would use them in my chilli. At the homeless shelter, perhaps? Them poor folk need to be fed, you know.

I protest at your protesting. I beg your pardon. We should go carry empty signs as a mark of our discontent.

:lol:

Ah......... hombre (perdona... ¡mujer!)

I protest at your protesting. I beg your pardon. We should go carry empty signs as a mark of our discontent.

:lol:

Ah......... hombre (perdona... ¡mujer!) Mujer indeed! Although saying "Oh, woman" doesn't really have the same effect, now does it? Entendi lo que querias decir.

I protest at your protesting. I beg your pardon. We should go carry empty signs as a mark of our discontent.

:lol:

Ah......... hombre (perdona... ¡mujer!) Mujer indeed! Although saying "Oh, woman" doesn't really have the same effect, now does it? Entendi lo que querias decir.

you scare me

I protest at your protesting. I beg your pardon. We should go carry empty signs as a mark of our discontent.

:lol:

Ah......... hombre (perdona... ¡mujer!) Mujer indeed! Although saying "Oh, woman" doesn't really have the same effect, now does it? Entendi lo que querias decir.

lol

muchas gracias....... *claps*

¿De dónde eres?

you scare me um. why, might I ask?

Stage a knife fight between hobo Bob and howler monkey Jojo. Proceed to use sloth's body fats to help bake a cake.

I protest at your protesting

methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Stage a knife fight between hobo Bob and howler monkey Jojo. Proceed to use sloth's body fats to help bake a cake. I like your style. Yet I think the sloth could be put to more use. Such as, after you have baked the cake, you can clean out the rest and use it as a handy rug and you need something for the 2 to fight over. Something they both commonly like. Like a banana or the hobos other 2 toes...

Stage a knife fight between hobo Bob and howler monkey Jojo. Proceed to use sloth's body fats to help bake a cake. I like your style. Yet I think the sloth could be put to more use. Such as, after you have baked the cake, you can clean out the rest and use it as a handy rug and you need something for the 2 to fight over. Something they both commonly like. Like a banana or the hobos other 2 toes...
Haha. I like your style, as well. The sloth rug could always be used to sop up the blood on the floor, too. Its eyes could be hardened and used as marbles, too. We could sell the sloth's genitalia and bones to some Chinese people, who would grind it up and snort it for aphrodiatic (is that a word? Well, it is now) purposes.

Stage a knife fight between hobo Bob and howler monkey Jojo. Proceed to use sloth's body fats to help bake a cake. I like your style. Yet I think the sloth could be put to more use. Such as, after you have baked the cake, you can clean out the rest and use it as a handy rug and you need something for the 2 to fight over. Something they both commonly like. Like a banana or the hobos other 2 toes...
Haha. I like your style, as well. The sloth rug could always be used to sop up the blood on the floor, too. Its eyes could be hardened and used as marbles, too. We could sell the sloth's genitalia and bones to some Chinese people, who would grind it up and snort it for aphrodiatic (is that a word? Well, it is now) purposes.I would kind of like a game of glassy eyed marbles right about now. And the blood stained sloth rug was pure genius. You could even fake it off as some kind of rare breed of red spotted sloth and sell it to a couple of ignorant snobs over eBay and then buy an overpriced Domo-Kun (I love them). Now don't think of the Chinese people so lowly. They would probably sell it too, but as some kind of sexual item you would only find in a creepy anime porno. Or use its oversized, under used testacles as ping pong balls and the bones as samurai swords, which would eventually bring upon their family doom as one of they're children impales his/her other whilst trying to copy moves of the children's program Samurai Jack.