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Hope this works!

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Hope this works!

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Scary.

Working just fine.

Now show us Thorgay.

Working just fine.

Now show us Thorgay.

this i wish he sleeping and peaceful

you have good aim!

you have good aim!

*stifles a laugh*

That works on so many levels...

you have good aim!


that shot was taking next to my house

you have good aim!

*stifles a laugh*

That works on so many levels...

you are very funny lol

Working just fine.

Now show us Thorgay.

this i wish he sleeping and peaceful

Okay...let him sleep.

next time then. :D

Working just fine.

Now show us Thorgay.

this i wish he sleeping and peaceful

Okay...let him sleep.

next time then. :D

sure maby I have another pet two shandiea shes a labador

Labs are cool too.

I like to refer to other peoples dogs as my own too, so I have lots of Labs!

off two work by people!

Сегодня, я ношу нижнее белье!

Сегодня, я ношу нижнее белье!

You are either profound or absurd

off two work by people!

Kids only fifteen years old, and he already has a job.

You lazy americans.

Сегодня, я ношу нижнее белье!

You are either profound or absurd
Немного от колонки а и немного от колонки б...

It must be hard to get so many posts "Blue Viper" if you have a Russian <I think, not positive> keyboard.

Сегодня, я ношу нижнее белье!


Моя похоть рыб любимчика для вас!

Сегодня, я ношу нижнее белье!


Моя похоть рыб любимчика для вас!

Вы хотите иметь секс с моими рыбами?

Сегодня, я ношу нижнее белье!


Моя похоть рыб любимчика для вас!

Вы хотите иметь секс с моими рыбами?

Мои рыбы lusty и whimsical, и они желают посватать вас.

Сегодня, я ношу нижнее белье!


Моя похоть рыб любимчика для вас!

Вы хотите иметь секс с моими рыбами?
dammit, there is not Russian word for kinky.

специально

Сегодня, я ношу нижнее белье!


Моя похоть рыб любимчика для вас!

Вы хотите иметь секс с моими рыбами?

Мои рыбы lusty и whimsical, и они желают посватать вас.
oh, поэтому вы хотите МЕНЯ иметь секс с ВАШИМИ рыбами, видите? * интересы если то переведет, то *

Моя похоть рыб любимчика для вас!

Wish I knew the language... I know most of the letters... :-)

Сегодня, я ношу нижнее белье!

You are either profound or absurd

Or Russian

Сегодня, я ношу нижнее белье!

You are either profound or absurd

Or Russian

Yes, well the Russian is

"Today, 4 burden the underwear"

¡Dio mío!

Comía las cucarachas pero ahora tengo que tomar pastillas para mi cabeza.... yo apprendí que no es lo mejor......

¡Dio mío!

Comía las cucarachas pero ahora tengo que tomar pastillas para mi cabeza.... yo apprendí que no es lo mejor......

Prius visum

Latin?

¡Dio mío!

Comía las cucarachas pero ahora tengo que tomar pastillas para mi cabeza.... yo apprendí que no es lo mejor...... Eres hispanohablante o hablas ingles? Debe ser "dios mio," y todos los dias de nino, comias las cucarachas? Pienso que debes decir "come," pero no estoy segura.
Forgive my lack of accents, for I know not how to make them appear. Hurrah. Just idle questions and boredom.

Latin?

Yep

Sona si Latine Loqueris

¡Dio mío!

Comía las cucarachas pero ahora tengo que tomar pastillas para mi cabeza.... yo apprendí que no es lo mejor...... Eres hispanohablante o hablas ingles? Debe ser "dios mio," y todos los dias de nino, comias las cucarachas? Pienso que debes decir "come," pero no estoy segura.
Forgive my lack of accents, for I know not how to make them appear. Hurrah. Just idle questions and boredom.

Yo estoy estudiando español, pero soy inglesa. Quería decir que comía cucarachas todos los días, sí. No es verdad.

I am ashamed.

¡Dio mío!

Comía las cucarachas pero ahora tengo que tomar pastillas para mi cabeza.... yo apprendí que no es lo mejor...... Eres hispanohablante o hablas ingles? Debe ser "dios mio," y todos los dias de nino, comias las cucarachas? Pienso que debes decir "come," pero no estoy segura.
Forgive my lack of accents, for I know not how to make them appear. Hurrah. Just idle questions and boredom.

Yo estoy estudiando español, pero soy inglesa. Quería decir que comía cucarachas todos los días, sí. No es verdad.

I am ashamed.

¿Debe hablar usted español? confunde para oradores franceses para entender :twisted:

Yo estoy estudiando español, pero soy inglesa. Quería decir que comía cucarachas todos los días, sí. No es verdad.

I am ashamed. Ah, but you know how to put accents on things, which I do not. This makes me sad.

¿Debe hablar usted español? confunde para oradores franceses para entender :twisted:

Pardon. Tu prefère que je parle le français?

Yo estoy estudiando español, pero soy inglesa. Quería decir que comía cucarachas todos los días, sí. No es verdad.

I am ashamed. Ah, but you know how to put accents on things, which I do not. This makes me sad.

Busca a 'character map'.......

Labs are cool too.

I like to refer to other peoples dogs as my own too, so I have lots of Labs!

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Dieses ist mein Labor, das sie ein wenig msall zwar ist

¿Debe hablar usted español? confunde para oradores franceses para entender :twisted:

Pardon. Tu prefère que je parle le français?

oui, merci :D

Labs are cool too.

I like to refer to other peoples dogs as my own too, so I have lots of Labs!

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Dieses ist mein Labor, das sie ein wenig msall zwar ist

OK everone.
1, 2, 3,

Awwww

Ich denke, daß ich verstand, was Sie besagt aber mein deutsches shepard nicht meine Seite gegenüberstellt, also er nicht Photo mit mir macht :evil: :wink:

I am so confused with all this different language stuff.
Cute doggie!

The annoying guy that speaks dutch or something, right.

Сегодня, я ношу нижнее белье!


Моя похоть рыб любимчика для вас!

Вы хотите иметь секс с моими рыбами?

Мои рыбы lusty и whimsical, и они желают посватать вас.
oh, поэтому вы хотите МЕНЯ иметь секс с ВАШИМИ рыбами, видите? * интересы если то переведет, то *
Why does he want you to have sex with your fishes?

The annoying guy that speaks dutch or something, right.

no :(

hi

The annoying guy that speaks dutch or something, right.

As opposed to the annoyin guy who speaks about his 'wife' and never has anything useful to contribute.

Honestly, German really is not that hard to understand.

How can anybody be typing Russian up?

How can anybody be typing Russian up?

Как это. Легко. ;)

off two work by people!

Kids only fifteen years old, and he already has a job.

You lazy americans.
Arbeit macht Freude :wink:

off two work by people!

Kids only fifteen years old, and he already has a job.

You lazy americans.
Arbeit macht Freude :wink:
J'ai eu comme un nom en ligne pour environ pendant deux semaines avant que je me suis rappelé d'où il est venu :oops: :D

Сегодня, я ношу нижнее белье!


Моя похоть рыб любимчика для вас!

Вы хотите иметь секс с моими рыбами?

Мои рыбы lusty и whimsical, и они желают посватать вас.
oh, поэтому вы хотите МЕНЯ иметь секс с ВАШИМИ рыбами, видите? * интересы если то переведет, то *
Why does he want you to have sex with your fishes?
Зоофил, наверно :wink:

Сегодня, я ношу нижнее белье!


Моя похоть рыб любимчика для вас!

Вы хотите иметь секс с моими рыбами?

Мои рыбы lusty и whimsical, и они желают посватать вас.
oh, поэтому вы хотите МЕНЯ иметь секс с ВАШИМИ рыбами, видите? * интересы если то переведет, то *
Why does he want you to have sex with your fishes?
Зоофил, наверно :wink:

Адом будет Зоофил?

off two work by people!

Kids only fifteen years old, and he already has a job.

You lazy americans.
Arbeit macht Freude :wink:
J'ai eu comme un nom en ligne pour environ pendant deux semaines avant que je me suis rappelé d'où il est venu :oops: :D
J'imagine, que t'etais bien populaire avec les gamines juives :mrgreen:

Сегодня, я ношу нижнее белье!


Моя похоть рыб любимчика для вас!

Вы хотите иметь секс с моими рыбами?

Мои рыбы lusty и whimsical, и они желают посватать вас.
oh, поэтому вы хотите МЕНЯ иметь секс с ВАШИМИ рыбами, видите? * интересы если то переведет, то *
Why does he want you to have sex with your fishes?
Зоофил, наверно :wink:

Адом будет Зоофил?
Не, зоофилам будет Ад :D

Well, since y'all don't want to amuse me anymore by attempting to speak Russian, I'll post an a-moose-ing Latin-related book review from The Economist (in German it could've all been just one word :) ). Enjoy.


A little help for homunculus

Feb 19th 2004
From The Economist print edition

X-Treme Latin: Unleash Your Inner Gladiator
By Henry Beard
Gotham Books; 108 pages; $17.50

FOR years now, Henry Beard, the founder of National Lampoon, has been pursuing a rollicking crusade to put Latin back in everyday life. As he explains, Latin is widely used by lawyers to cheat you, by doctors to scare you witless and by houseplant sellers to shift their wares. (See, under “Botanical Latin”, grandiflora, tormentosa, pendula, rugosa and sempervirens, all of which mean “leafless clump of dry brown twigs in one week flat”.) This book lets the homunculus (little guy) get his own back.

And how. There are insults here for every occasion, from air rage (Heia, amice, utrum illae sunt sarcinae tuae, an modo Carthaginem despoliasti?, “Hey, pal, is that carry-on luggage or did you just sack Carthage?”) to computer trouble (Assume plicam damnatam, o tu moles muscaria muscerdarum, “Download the goddam file, you bug-ridden piece of shit”). But there are handy phrases too for bumper stickers (Malim praedari, “I'd rather be pillaging”) and invaded barbarians (Vos non victores, sed liberatores salutamus!, “We welcome you as liberators, not conquerors!”). All through the book, the morphing of empire-building Romans with Americans, chariots with Cadillacs, swords with guns and Julius Caesar with Jesus Christ (“What would Caesar do?”) is an endlessly diverting read.

First prize for devilish translating goes to “wet T-shirt contest” (certamen inter mammosas tunicis madefactis vestitas), closely followed by “sushi bar” (taberna Iaponica pulpamentorum incoctorum marinorum). The finest-resonance award goes to crapulentus sum (“I'm wasted!”). But since Latin is for lovers, special mention should go to a highly topical chat-up line containing the much-maligned future perfect: Nisi mecum concubueris, phobistae vicerint, “If you won't sleep with me, the terrorists will have won.”

Well, since y'all don't want to amuse me anymore by attempting to speak Rusian, I'll post an a-moose-ing Latin-related book review from The Economist (in German it could've all been just one word :) )


A little help for homunculus

Feb 19th 2004
From The Economist print edition

X-Treme Latin: Unleash Your Inner Gladiator
By Henry Beard
Gotham Books; 108 pages; $17.50

FOR years now, Henry Beard, the founder of National Lampoon, has been pursuing a rollicking crusade to put Latin back in everyday life. As he explains, Latin is widely used by lawyers to cheat you, by doctors to scare you witless and by houseplant sellers to shift their wares. (See, under “Botanical Latin”, grandiflora, tormentosa, pendula, rugosa and sempervirens, all of which mean “leafless clump of dry brown twigs in one week flat”.) This book lets the homunculus (little guy) get his own back.

And how. There are insults here for every occasion, from air rage (Heia, amice, utrum illae sunt sarcinae tuae, an modo Carthaginem despoliasti?, “Hey, pal, is that carry-on luggage or did you just sack Carthage?”) to computer trouble (Assume plicam damnatam, o tu moles muscaria muscerdarum, “Download the goddam file, you bug-ridden piece of shit”). But there are handy phrases too for bumper stickers (Malim praedari, “I'd rather be pillaging”) and invaded barbarians (Vos non victores, sed liberatores salutamus!, “We welcome you as liberators, not conquerors!”). All through the book, the morphing of empire-building Romans with Americans, chariots with Cadillacs, swords with guns and Julius Caesar with Jesus Christ (“What would Caesar do?”) is an endlessly diverting read.

First prize for devilish translating goes to “wet T-shirt contest” (certamen inter mammosas tunicis madefactis vestitas), closely followed by “sushi bar” (taberna Iaponica pulpamentorum incoctorum marinorum). The finest-resonance award goes to crapulentus sum (“I'm wasted!”). But since Latin is for lovers, special mention should go to a highly topical chat-up line containing the much-maligned future perfect: Nisi mecum concubueris, phobistae vicerint, “If you won't sleep with me, the terrorists will have won.”

Nitidus.

Edepol, fautor tuus maximus sum.

Amo Henricus Barbatus :D

DP

Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur ;)

How can anybody be typing Russian up?

Как это. Легко. ;)

識打俄文又點呀?識打中文咩? :wink:

How can anybody be typing Russian up?

Как это. Легко. ;)

識打俄文又點呀?識打中文咩? :wink:

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