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IF YOU COULD FIGHT ANYONE, EVER, WHO?

Promaethia
16-05-2004, 07:33
So if you could have a fight with anyone in the history of the world, or the present, who would it be and why?
16-05-2004, 08:07
myself, im pretty sure i can win
BackwoodsSquatches
16-05-2004, 08:08
I would choose to fight Bruce Lee.

I figure, If I'm gonna get my ass kicked..Im gonna get it kicked really good.
Allectopia
16-05-2004, 08:09
The man in the Godzilla suit, he has some pretty spiffy moves.
Kernlandia
16-05-2004, 08:10
i would fight the character Cougar from top gun because i want to kick his ass.
Mr9inch american
16-05-2004, 08:10
Erhalten Sie meinen Esel kiced durch irgendeinen Holzfällerkerl, den sie scheinen, also bedeuten Sie manchmal
Quillaz
16-05-2004, 08:10
So if you could have a fight with anyone in the history of the world, or the present, who would it be and why?

Your mother. Although it wouldn't really be a fight...More like a game of Twister. Ah yeah.

Just kidding.
Allectopia
16-05-2004, 08:11
Or the hand puppet guy for Mothula.
Meulmania
16-05-2004, 08:15
Ummm I dunno I reckon fighting some one from the medieval times or renaissance era in a fencing match would be cool or maybe a Gladiator match in Ancient Rome would be cool but other than this I am not entirely certain.
Allectopia
16-05-2004, 08:17
Anyone who is dressed in a rubber suit, anyone who is in one of those is asking to be kicked in the genitals.
Squelchonia
16-05-2004, 08:27
I'd fight someone really weak and feeble so I would actually win. Go me. Incidentally, someone mentioned Twister, I'd love to play the Grim Reaper at Twister, just like in Bill and Tes'd Bogus Journey
16-05-2004, 08:44
<sigh> another fight club addict...
Squelchonia
16-05-2004, 08:49
No........ Bill and Ted. Although Fight Club was pretty cool.
Allectopia
16-05-2004, 09:21
I would also like to fight alot of the Sesame Street cast because of their flamin homosexuality. Not that I am a homophobe...
Promaethia
16-05-2004, 09:21
Probably Vernon Kay. With a BIG axe. And guns.
Colodia
16-05-2004, 09:24
http://people.howstuffworks.com/gif/karate-fight-5.jpg
"Had enough, Colodia?"
"Aww man! Turn me over and kiss my ass!"
Allectopia
16-05-2004, 09:26
The man with moustache is me... I wish.
Civil Disobedients
16-05-2004, 10:03
Your mum.
Civil Disobedients
16-05-2004, 10:03
Your mum.
Dragonhall
16-05-2004, 10:03
Mine is kind of in tune with the mention of Bruce Lee earlier in the thread. I'd like to have a duel with Miyamoto Musashi, at least I would have my ass handed to me by the best that had ever lived.
Allectopia
16-05-2004, 10:07
Okay, I would basically beat the crap out of the following: Flaming Homosexual Puppets fro Children's Learning, Anything to do with the old Godzilla Series, and maybe some kind of mutated meatloaf...
Letila
16-05-2004, 22:33
I'd fight John Norman or Ayn Rand.

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Serengarve
16-05-2004, 22:58
This is a tough question, no doubt. Now, if I were certain to win, it would be even harder, as there is a long list of people I've decided need a beatdown.
C-Bass
16-05-2004, 23:26
Bush
Cuneo Island
16-05-2004, 23:27
Bush

We were at dinner once with some wealthy democrats and my wife said: "I'd like to walk right up to that idiot in my stiletto heels and kick him right in the balls."

They all laughed and so did I.
The Pyrenees
16-05-2004, 23:27
Gandhi.
Hah, I'd kick his ass. Just to see the reaction. And he's only short, so I could push my hand against his forehead and watch as he tried to reach me with his feeble cotton making punch.
That, and I'm such a pussy, the only person I could beat would be a tiny dead Indian pacifist.
Genaia
17-05-2004, 00:17
Gandhi.
Hah, I'd kick his ass. Just to see the reaction. And he's only short, so I could push my hand against his forehead and watch as he tried to reach me with his feeble cotton making punch.
That, and I'm such a pussy, the only person I could beat would be a tiny dead Indian pacifist.

That, and the fact that you probably watched Fight club yesterday, got to say that I liked it.
The Pyrenees
17-05-2004, 00:19
Gandhi.
Hah, I'd kick his ass. Just to see the reaction. And he's only short, so I could push my hand against his forehead and watch as he tried to reach me with his feeble cotton making punch.
That, and I'm such a pussy, the only person I could beat would be a tiny dead Indian pacifist.

That, and the fact that you probably watched Fight club yesterday, got to say that I liked it.

I've not seen it actually.
Fireraven
17-05-2004, 00:22
:x Bill Gates! He will one day rule the world! He can hack into the internet find all personal information and use it against us all!

KILL HIM!
Ascensia
17-05-2004, 06:49
Joan of Arc... she'd kick my ass and look really sexy in that armor.
BackwoodsSquatches
17-05-2004, 07:22
Joan of Arc... she'd kick my ass and look really sexy in that armor.

You werent her type.

She may have batted for the "other team" you know....
Greater Valia
17-05-2004, 07:25
Bush

We were at dinner once with some wealthy democrats and my wife said: "I'd like to walk right up to that idiot in my stiletto heels and kick him right in the balls."

They all laughed and so did I.
when the revolution comes you will not be spared!
Incertonia
17-05-2004, 07:47
The people from the band Will to Power--see my post on the crappy covers thread for an explanation.
Goshawkian
17-05-2004, 07:49
Ghandi: "First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win."

I think he'd beat you through non-violent resistance. :)


I'd probably want to fight a Samuri. It'd be quick, and if I beat him, there'd be no shame in suicide.
Josh Dollins
17-05-2004, 07:49
heh I actually liked Ayn rand. I'm more of a lover not a fighter but if I fought I'd fight commies and letila people (anarchists,socialists,commies)
Genaia
18-05-2004, 00:35
Gandhi.
Hah, I'd kick his ass. Just to see the reaction. And he's only short, so I could push my hand against his forehead and watch as he tried to reach me with his feeble cotton making punch.
That, and I'm such a pussy, the only person I could beat would be a tiny dead Indian pacifist.

That, and the fact that you probably watched Fight club yesterday, got to say that I liked it.

I've not seen it actually.


My apologies then, just that it was on a few days ago and on it this person said: "I'd fight Gandhi" in response to a question similar to the one which started up this thread. Anyway I just (mistakenly) put 2 and 2 together.