NationStates Jolt Archive

I've just employed the uses of Google's translator to work out wtf Mr9 is saying... and the translations are gigglable!

Use the force.

I use AltaVista and at one point he said,
'Why are there no illustrations, so that the place of assembly represents?'
What the heck does that mean?

I've just employed the uses of Google's translator to work out wtf Mr9 is saying... and the translations are gigglable! durh, german has a different word order than english :roll:

Selbstverständlich sind sie und warum würden Sie wissen wollen, was ich isnt es mehr von einem mystry sage

I use AltaVista and at one point he said,
'Why are there no illustrations, so that the place of assembly represents?'
What the heck does that mean?

German is abit literal.

Place of assembly is a meeting place. Without knowing the context that is the best I can do.

I wrote "I am wearing pants" in the translator... then changed it to german then french then back to english... now i get "I carry trousers"

*stifles giggles*

SOVIET DEMOCRACY Helfen Sie allen Leuten auf, wie man meinen Pfosten liest

SOVIET DEMOCRACY Helfen Sie allen Leuten auf, wie man meinen Pfosten liest
Soviet Democracy isn't on. Do you need him to translate?

Does anyone know a better online translator then google?

I speak a little german, but when I get stumped, I use astalavista's Babel Fish.

Its not the greatest, but it does a decent enough Job.

Damned Kraut. We bloody well know you speak English.

Does anyone know a better online translator then google?

There aren't any to my knowledge.

But you can learn the language on line.

SOVIET DEMOCRACY Helfen Sie allen Leuten auf, wie man meinen Pfosten liest
Soviet Democracy isn't on. Do you need him to translate?

Kein tun Sie gerade als fein, wenn nicht besser

SOVIET DEMOCRACY Helfen Sie allen Leuten auf, wie man meinen Pfosten liest
Soviet Democracy isn't on. Do you need him to translate?

Kein tun Sie gerade als fein, wenn nicht besser
Why thank you.

I speak a little german, but when I get stumped, I use astalavista's Babel Fish.

Its not the greatest, but it does a decent enough Job.

Ich verwende es, um einige Ihrer englischen Völker zu verstehen

SOVIET DEMOCRACY Helfen Sie allen Leuten auf, wie man meinen Pfosten liest

I'm trying as best as I can, but Google and Altavista don't put the translations into good english.

I think my eyes just exploded... again...

Does anyone know a better online translator then google?
It'd be better for you to learn the grammatical structure and such, and use a German-English dictionary to figure out the actual words. I actually learned a decent bit of German on my own, but I've forgotten most of it.

get this; i put chips taste good into the translator then translated it into five languages then backk to english, the result was somewhat puzzling.

chips do are the taste good being are!

Damned Kraut. We bloody well know you speak English.

He can understand it fine, but has difficulty writing it.

SOVIET DEMOCRACY Helfen Sie allen Leuten auf, wie man meinen Pfosten liest

I'm trying as best as I can, but Google and Altavista don't put the translations into good english.

I think my eyes just exploded... again...

sagte er seine explodierten Zehen?

Geheimnisse arent immer eine gute Sache. Einige Leute erhalten paranoid und denken, daß Ihr Sprechen über sie, wenn sie kippen, Sie verstehen Sie.

Forgive my terrible grammar.

SOVIET DEMOCRACY Helfen Sie allen Leuten auf, wie man meinen Pfosten liest

I'm trying as best as I can, but Google and Altavista don't put the translations into good english.

I think my eyes just exploded... again...

He is asking Sov Dem to help people out by translating his posts.

Does anyone know a better online translator then google?
It'd be better for you to learn the grammatical structure and such, and use a German-English dictionary to figure out the actual words. I actually learned a decent bit of German on my own, but I've forgotten most of it.

That would take too much time. I'd end up three pages behind the conversation. As long as I get the general gist of it, I should be fine.

Besides, this is entirely too amusing...

SOVIET DEMOCRACY Helfen Sie allen Leuten auf, wie man meinen Pfosten liest

I'm trying as best as I can, but Google and Altavista don't put the translations into good english.

I think my eyes just exploded... again...

sagte er seine explodierten Zehen?

Eyes = Augen

Geheimnisse arent immer eine gute Sache. Einige Leute erhalten paranoid und denken, daß Ihr Sprechen über sie, wenn sie kippen, Sie verstehen Sie.

Forgive my terrible grammar.

Fragen Sie mich, ob Sie mich ein Geheimnis halten wünschen?

SOVIET DEMOCRACY Helfen Sie allen Leuten auf, wie man meinen Pfosten liest

I'm trying as best as I can, but Google and Altavista don't put the translations into good english.

I think my eyes just exploded... again...

sagte er seine explodierten Zehen?

Ich besagt meine Augen explodierte. Traurig.

Geheimnisse arent immer eine gute Sache. Einige Leute erhalten paranoid und denken, daß Ihr Sprechen über sie, wenn sie kippen, Sie verstehen Sie.

Forgive my terrible grammar.

Fragen Sie mich, ob Sie mich ein Geheimnis halten wünschen?


This is getting kinky </joke>

SOVIET DEMOCRACY Helfen Sie allen Leuten auf, wie man meinen Pfosten liest

I'm trying as best as I can, but Google and Altavista don't put the translations into good english.

I think my eyes just exploded... again...

sagte er seine explodierten Zehen?

Ich besagt meine Augen explodierte. Traurig.

Ihre Augen explodiert? Sie benötigen Hilfe?

I speak a little german, but when I get stumped, I use astalavista's Babel Fish.

Its not the greatest, but it does a decent enough Job.

Ich verwende es, um einige Ihrer englischen Völker zu verstehen

Sein nicht erledigen das größte, aber es die Arbeit.

Geheimnisse arent immer eine gute Sache. Einige Leute erhalten paranoid und denken, daß Ihr Sprechen über sie, wenn sie kippen, Sie verstehen Sie.

Forgive my terrible grammar.

Fragen Sie mich, ob Sie mich ein Geheimnis halten wünschen?


This is getting kinky </joke>

It is, actually... you know we should all just speak in latin. That way we're all at a disadvantage

I speak a little german, but when I get stumped, I use astalavista's Babel Fish.

Its not the greatest, but it does a decent enough Job.

Ich verwende es, um einige Ihrer englischen Völker zu verstehen

Sein nicht erledigen das größte, aber es die Arbeit.

Ich vergaß, über was wir sprachen?...eh lol as you would sae

Geheimnisse arent immer eine gute Sache. Einige Leute erhalten paranoid und denken, daß Ihr Sprechen über sie, wenn sie kippen, Sie verstehen Sie.

Forgive my terrible grammar.

Fragen Sie mich, ob Sie mich ein Geheimnis halten wünschen?


This is getting kinky </joke>

It is, actually... you know we should all just speak in latin. That way we're all at a disadvantage

Ita vero, esne comoedus!

SOVIET DEMOCRACY Helfen Sie allen Leuten auf, wie man meinen Pfosten liest

I'm trying as best as I can, but Google and Altavista don't put the translations into good english.

I think my eyes just exploded... again...

sagte er seine explodierten Zehen?

Ich besagt meine Augen explodierte. Traurig.

Ihre Augen explodiert? Sie benötigen Hilfe?

Es war ein Witz. Meine Augen sind fein.

Geheimnisse arent immer eine gute Sache. Einige Leute erhalten paranoid und denken, daß Ihr Sprechen über sie, wenn sie kippen, Sie verstehen Sie.

Forgive my terrible grammar.

Fragen Sie mich, ob Sie mich ein Geheimnis halten wünschen?


This is getting kinky </joke>

It is, actually... you know we should all just speak in latin. That way we're all at a disadvantage

nicht Landhaus

Geheimnisse arent immer eine gute Sache. Einige Leute erhalten paranoid und denken, daß Ihr Sprechen über sie, wenn sie kippen, Sie verstehen Sie.

Forgive my terrible grammar.

Fragen Sie mich, ob Sie mich ein Geheimnis halten wünschen?

LOL!
Nein. Meine Grammatik und pronounciation sind schrecklich. Aber das ist lustig.

Gut zu hören tun Sie Sie mögen Geschlecht oder etwas?

[quote=BackwoodsSquatches]Geheimnisse arent immer eine gute Sache. Einige Leute erhalten paranoid und denken, daß Ihr Sprechen über sie, wenn sie kippen, Sie verstehen Sie.

Forgive my terrible grammar.

Fragen Sie mich, ob Sie mich ein Geheimnis halten wünschen?


This is getting kinky </joke>

It is, actually... you know we should all just speak in latin. That way we're all at a disadvantage i speak the latin

Ich wille Britney Spears solange sie reinigend arsch ficken. Ja ja! Das ist sehr kitzelnd!

Geheimnisse arent immer eine gute Sache. Einige Leute erhalten paranoid und denken, daß Ihr Sprechen über sie, wenn sie kippen, Sie verstehen Sie.

Forgive my terrible grammar.

Fragen Sie mich, ob Sie mich ein Geheimnis halten wünschen?

LOL!
Nein. Meine Grammatik und pronounciation sind schrecklich. Aber das ist lustig.

Was ist fröhlich?

Geheimnisse arent immer eine gute Sache. Einige Leute erhalten paranoid und denken, daß Ihr Sprechen über sie, wenn sie kippen, Sie verstehen Sie.

Forgive my terrible grammar.

Fragen Sie mich, ob Sie mich ein Geheimnis halten wünschen?


This is getting kinky </joke>

It is, actually... you know we should all just speak in latin. That way we're all at a disadvantage

Ita vero, esne comoedus!

E GOD! My latin is bad! And altavista doesn't translate it! I'm not surprised! It would turn into an infinite number of chickens if it did!

[quote=BackwoodsSquatches]Geheimnisse arent immer eine gute Sache. Einige Leute erhalten paranoid und denken, daß Ihr Sprechen über sie, wenn sie kippen, Sie verstehen Sie.

Forgive my terrible grammar.

Fragen Sie mich, ob Sie mich ein Geheimnis halten wünschen?


This is getting kinky </joke>

It is, actually... you know we should all just speak in latin. That way we're all at a disadvantage i speak the latin

Nullo modo!!

I speak a little german, but when I get stumped, I use astalavista's Babel Fish.

Its not the greatest, but it does a decent enough Job.

Ich verwende es, um einige Ihrer englischen Völker zu verstehen

Sein nicht erledigen das größte, aber es die Arbeit.

Ich vergaß, über was wir sprachen?...eh lol as you would sae

Ha! Ich erinnere mich nicht auch nicht!

I dont think thats right....

Geheimnisse arent immer eine gute Sache. Einige Leute erhalten paranoid und denken, daß Ihr Sprechen über sie, wenn sie kippen, Sie verstehen Sie.

Forgive my terrible grammar.

Fragen Sie mich, ob Sie mich ein Geheimnis halten wünschen?


This is getting kinky </joke>

It is, actually... you know we should all just speak in latin. That way we're all at a disadvantage

Ita vero, esne comoedus!

E GOD! My latin is bad! And altavista doesn't translate it! I'm not surprised! It would turn into an infinite number of chickens if it did!

Traditional Catholic eduacation baby yeah :P

Ich wille Britney Spears solange sie reinigend arsch ficken. Ja ja! Das ist sehr kitzelnd!

Ich verstehe Sie nicht?

I speak a little german, but when I get stumped, I use astalavista's Babel Fish.

Its not the greatest, but it does a decent enough Job.

Ich verwende es, um einige Ihrer englischen Völker zu verstehen

Sein nicht erledigen das größte, aber es die Arbeit.

Ich vergaß, über was wir sprachen?...eh lol as you would sae

Ha! Ich erinnere mich nicht auch nicht!

I dont think thats right....
Hectar....who ist hectar?

Geheimnisse arent immer eine gute Sache. Einige Leute erhalten paranoid und denken, daß Ihr Sprechen über sie, wenn sie kippen, Sie verstehen Sie.

Forgive my terrible grammar.

Fragen Sie mich, ob Sie mich ein Geheimnis halten wünschen?


This is getting kinky </joke>

It is, actually... you know we should all just speak in latin. That way we're all at a disadvantage

Ita vero, esne comoedus!

E GOD! My latin is bad! And altavista doesn't translate it! I'm not surprised! It would turn into an infinite number of chickens if it did!

Traditional Catholic eduacation baby yeah :P i speak perfect latin! look at me dammit!

genug mit den Anführungsstrichen....it verletzt meine Augen

Geheimnisse arent immer eine gute Sache. Einige Leute erhalten paranoid und denken, daß Ihr Sprechen über sie, wenn sie kippen, Sie verstehen Sie.

Forgive my terrible grammar.

Fragen Sie mich, ob Sie mich ein Geheimnis halten wünschen?


This is getting kinky </joke>

It is, actually... you know we should all just speak in latin. That way we're all at a disadvantage

Ita vero, esne comoedus!

E GOD! My latin is bad! And altavista doesn't translate it! I'm not surprised! It would turn into an infinite number of chickens if it did!

Traditional Catholic eduacation baby yeah :P i speak perfect latin! look at me dammit!

ECCE VALIA

Ich wille Britney Spears solange sie reinigend arsch ficken. Ja ja! Das ist sehr kitzelnd!

Ich verstehe Sie nicht?

I think he said he wants to lick Britney Spear's ass... lol

Guten Morgen!

I speak a little german, but when I get stumped, I use astalavista's Babel Fish.

Its not the greatest, but it does a decent enough Job.

Ich verwende es, um einige Ihrer englischen Völker zu verstehen

Sein nicht erledigen das größte, aber es die Arbeit.

Ich vergaß, über was wir sprachen?...eh lol as you would sae

Ha! Ich erinnere mich nicht auch nicht!

I dont think thats right....
Hectar....who ist hectar?

Hectar?

Did I say Hectar?

Hmmm....thats not right.

Ich wille Britney Spears solange sie reinigend arsch ficken. Ja ja! Das ist sehr kitzelnd!

Ich verstehe Sie nicht?

I think he said he wants to lick Britney Spear's ass... lol

I dont think he said he wanted to lick Britneys ass......

Ich wille Britney Spears solange sie reinigend arsch ficken. Ja ja! Das ist sehr kitzelnd!

Ich verstehe Sie nicht?

I think he said he wants to lick Britney Spear's ass... lol

Who britney spear?

Ich wille Britney Spears solange sie reinigend arsch ficken. Ja ja! Das ist sehr kitzelnd!

Ich verstehe Sie nicht?

I think he said he wants to lick Britney Spear's ass... lol

Who britney spear? sexy beast

Ich wille Britney Spears solange sie reinigend arsch ficken. Ja ja! Das ist sehr kitzelnd!

Ich verstehe Sie nicht?

I think he said he wants to lick Britney Spear's ass... lol

Who britney spear?

American Pop Star

Schenll! Schlag das Pyramid an!

I know minimal Latin. I spent 3 and a hlaf years cheating off the 5 other people in my class... depressing... we learnt all our stuff from the books called "Ecce! Romani!" It was like Latin books for primary school kids.

Ich wille Britney Spears solange sie reinigend arsch ficken. Ja ja! Das ist sehr kitzelnd!

Ich verstehe Sie nicht?

I think he said he wants to lick Britney Spear's ass... lol

Who britney spear?

Britney Spears.

Pop Music star.

Ich wille Britney Spears solange sie reinigend arsch ficken. Ja ja! Das ist sehr kitzelnd!

Ich verstehe Sie nicht?
Was? I gather (that) she's not? Ich sprechen ein wenig Deutsch einzig.

sexy beast

if by sexy beast you mean triumph of fakery, then i agree.

I know minimal Latin. I spent 3 and a hlaf years cheating off the 5 other people in my class... depressing... we learnt all our stuff from the books called "Ecce! Romani!" It was like Latin books for primary school kids.

Was that the one with Quintus in?

His family iirc, Flavius, Scintilla and ????

Schenll! Schlag das Pyramid an!

Your right. The pyramids are evil
*stabs them with a fish*

I know minimal Latin. I spent 3 and a hlaf years cheating off the 5 other people in my class... depressing... we learnt all our stuff from the books called "Ecce! Romani!" It was like Latin books for primary school kids.

Viper you have no votes

Huzzah!

Ich wille Britney Spears solange sie reinigend arsch ficken. Ja ja! Das ist sehr kitzelnd!

Ich verstehe Sie nicht?

I think he said he wants to lick Britney Spear's ass... lol

I dont think he said he wanted to lick Britneys ass......
:) Quite. Though I wouldn't object to such.

Schenll! Schlag das Pyramid an!

Your right. The pyramids are evil
*stabs them with a fish*

Mein translater Tötung mit Fischen was erhalten?

sexy beast

if by sexy beast you mean triumph of fakery, then i agree.no, the movie with ben kingsley you dolt

Huzzah! :?:

I know minimal Latin. I spent 3 and a hlaf years cheating off the 5 other people in my class... depressing... we learnt all our stuff from the books called "Ecce! Romani!" It was like Latin books for primary school kids.

Viper you have no votes
Meh? wtf are you talking about?

And the Ecce Romani books had Cornelia and Sextus and Marcus and they lived in a villa in the summer and Cornelia has a Friend called Flavia. This was in the early books. In the later ones they moved off the family and into history and the like.

sexy beast

if by sexy beast you mean triumph of fakery, then i agree.no, the movie with ben kingsley you dolt

whenever i think ben kingsley i think, "gandhi is a sexy beast."

huzzah huzzah huzzah!!!

Anruf der Aufgabe ist ein großes Spiel, das jedermann es haben?

Huzzah! :?:

Ja! Das ist echt toll!!!

Schenll! Schlag das Pyramid an!

Your right. The pyramids are evil
*stabs them with a fish*

Mein translater Tötung mit Fischen was erhalten?

It is a joke. An absurdity.

Huzzah! :?:

Huzzah = an exclamation of sorts

huzzah huzzah huzzah!!!Was Sie sagend sind

Vas is Totung?

What does that mean?

I know minimal Latin. I spent 3 and a hlaf years cheating off the 5 other people in my class... depressing... we learnt all our stuff from the books called "Ecce! Romani!" It was like Latin books for primary school kids.

Viper you have no votes
Meh? wtf are you talking about?

And the Ecce Romani books had Cornelia and Sextus and Marcus and they lived in a villa in the summer and Cornelia has a Friend called Flavia. This was in the early books. In the later ones they moved off the family and into history and the like.

You have no votes Viper

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3175599#3175599

Vas is Totung?

What does that mean?

Attack I think (or something similar)

Vas is Totung?

What does that mean?
I second that. Altavista can't translate it.... *is sad*

I'm going to translate some of the stuff he posted in my region. Will be back.

Vas is Totung?

What does that mean?Doesnt Ring eine Glocke?

Vas is Totung?

What does that mean?

I actually have no idea - my translator doesn't recognise it.

Vas is Totung?

What does that mean?Doesnt Ring eine Glocke?

Why would it???

Vas is Totung?

What does that mean?Doesnt Ring eine Glocke?

nope.

No bell.

"Huzzah" ist ein Ausdruck der Freude oder des Glückes. Er wurde in den alten Tagen verwendet.

Vas is Totung?

What does that mean?Doesnt Ring eine Glocke?

Why would it???

einge?

Vas is Totung?

What does that mean?Doesnt Ring eine Glocke?

Er sprachen Englisch!

oh yeah i remember

*goes and gets book of colloqiual german*

Vas is Totung?

What does that mean?Doesnt Ring eine Glocke?

Why would it???

einge?

Vas is Totung?

What does that mean?Doesnt Ring eine Glocke?

Why would it???

einge?

einge :?

Seien Sie zurück.......pet benötigt Nahrung

Seien Sie zurück.......pet benötigt Nahrung

Who are yout talking to?

Seien Sie zurück.......pet benötigt Nahrung

Du haben der hunt, or katzen?

Können Sie mein Deutsche Hausaufgaben machen? :D

Können Sie mein Deutsche Hausaufgaben machen? :D

Always the oppotunist ;)

I have oral exams.... verbs are a bitch

Mr9. Where are you now?

Mr9. Where are you now?

He went to feed his dog I think.

Mr9. Where are you now?

Feeding his pet, I believe.

Mr9. Where are you now?

Feeding his pet, I believe.
Oh I see... "feeding his pet"... *giggles* Get it?

I don't. :?

Everyone go and vote for me in the poll! My mum says I'm cool!

Au revoir! :lol:

Everyone go and vote for me in the poll! My mum says I'm cool!

And that's all that matters right.

Mr9. Where are you now?

Feeding his pet, I believe.
Oh I see... "feeding his pet"... *giggles* Get it?

I don't. :?

For the sake of my sanity..im going to assume that wasnt a euphemism on his part.

i don't speak german. just english and spanish. le sigh.

I ist hier

I ist hier

Vilkommen.

Haben ze hunt, or katzen?

Thats not quite right either is it?

I ist hier

What breed of dog is it?

I ist hier

Vilkommen.

Haben ze hunt, or katzen?

Thats not quite right either is it?

WTF? CPU HUNTS? HAVE YOU GONE MAD? AND WHERE IS MY CHEESE?

I ist hier

What breed of dog is it?

english calls it german shepard.

I ist hier

What breed of dog is it?

english calls it german shepard.

SOmehow I expected that... Is your dog called Inspector Rex?

I ist hier

What breed of dog is it?

english calls it german shepard.

Was nennen Sie es?

(everyone else is making an effort I should)

I ist hier

What breed of dog is it?

english calls it german shepard.

Was nennen Sie es?

(everyone else is making an effort I should)

Thorgay

German Shepards are one of my favorite kinds of dogs.
Im a dog enthusiast, myself.

Music, dogs, and computers......my favorite things, in that order.

Würde es unhöflich sein, um um Ihr Alter zu bitten?

Thorgay

Is that anything like the God?

"wie die Gott?"

Würde es unhöflich sein, um um Ihr Alter zu bitten?

15 und kein das gut und sich?

Würde es unhöflich sein, um um Ihr Alter zu bitten?

Your talking to Mr. 9 right?

Thorgay

Is that anything like the God?

"wie die Gott?"

nicht auf Deutsch es mittlere Leistung...... ist er, ein grosser Hund aber würde nicht eine Fliege verletzen

Würde es unhöflich sein, um um Ihr Alter zu bitten?

Your talking to Mr. 9 right?
yup, but how old are you, cheesecake?

Thorgay

Is that anything like the God?

"wie die Gott?"

nicht auf Deutsch es mittlere Leistung...... ist er, ein grosser Hund aber würde nicht eine Fliege verletzen

Do you have any pictures?

Würde es unhöflich sein, um um Ihr Alter zu bitten?

Your talking to Mr. 9 right?
yup, but how old are you, cheesecake?

Cheesecake?

Cheesecake!?

Eh...Ive been called much worse I suppose.

im very old.

29.

Thorgay

Is that anything like the God?

"wie die Gott?"

nicht auf Deutsch es mittlere Leistung...... ist er, ein grosser Hund aber würde nicht eine Fliege verletzen

Do you have any pictures?

Ich habe einen Netznocken

Würde es unhöflich sein, um um Ihr Alter zu bitten?

Your talking to Mr. 9 right?
yup, but how old are you, cheesecake?

Cheesecake?

Cheesecake!?

Eh...Ive been called much worse I suppose.

im very old.

29.

*whistles*

You are an old fart by forum standards... And I thought I was getting old at 18. I'm hungry. Can I eat you?

Wie Thorgay alt ist

Würde es unhöflich sein, um um Ihr Alter zu bitten?

Your talking to Mr. 9 right?
yup, but how old are you, cheesecake?

Cheesecake?

Cheesecake!?

Eh...Ive been called much worse I suppose.

im very old.

29.

*whistles*

You are an old fart by forum standards... And I thought I was getting old at 18. I'm hungry. Can I eat you?

Im not the oldest around...Steph is 35, and Salishe is like 70 or so.

And Im cheesecake, but Ive got a thin layer of crap in place of the cherry topping.

Thorgay

Is that anything like the God?

"wie die Gott?"

nicht auf Deutsch es mittlere Leistung...... ist er, ein grosser Hund aber würde nicht eine Fliege verletzen

Do you have any pictures?

Ich habe einen Netznocken

Ist das ja dann?

Wie Thorgay alt istIst er alt? keine nur 3

Würde es unhöflich sein, um um Ihr Alter zu bitten?

Your talking to Mr. 9 right?
yup, but how old are you, cheesecake?

Cheesecake?

Cheesecake!?

Eh...Ive been called much worse I suppose.

im very old.

29.

*whistles*

You are an old fart by forum standards... And I thought I was getting old at 18. I'm hungry. Can I eat you?

Im not the oldest around...Steph is 35, and Salishe is like 70 or so.

And Im cheesecake, but Ive got a thin layer of crap in place of the cherry topping.

Curses! Foiled again! phew, 70 is old... I never knew. Can we eat them?

Wie Thorgay alt istIst er alt? keine nur 3

My mistake. I was asking his age.

Seems like you understood though. :)

I try english noew

i haev web cam

Hrm... I have two choices.
1) sit here and streak on NS General, or
2) go do my accursed Maths assignment/engineering project

I prefer the former...

3?

Heh....Thorgay's still a puppy then.

My dog is twelve.

Thats almost as old as Colodia!

I try english noew

i haev web cam

Do you know how to capture images?

yes well little

3?

Heh....Thorgay's still a puppy then.

My dog is twelve.

Thats almost as old as Colodia!

old dog :P

3?

Heh....Thorgay's still a puppy then.

My dog is twelve.

Thats almost as old as Colodia!

old dog :P

I try english noew

i haev web cam

Do you know how to capture images?

Does it involve hessian sacks and nets?

3?

Heh....Thorgay's still a puppy then.

My dog is twelve.

Thats almost as old as Colodia!

My cats about that age. Is that old for that type of dog. I know it is for a cat

3?

Heh....Thorgay's still a puppy then.

My dog is twelve.

Thats almost as old as Colodia!

old dog :P

Ja!

He is.

But hes a very good dog.

He's been my best freind his whole life.

I try english noew

i haev web cam

Do you know how to capture images?

Does it involve hessian sacks and nets?

ok my head hurt frm readng that

I try english noew

i haev web cam

Do you know how to capture images?

Does it involve hessian sacks and nets?

No pressing the [prnt scrn] button and using a program like paint to make a .jpg file.

brb going to work picture

3?

Heh....Thorgay's still a puppy then.

My dog is twelve.

Thats almost as old as Colodia!

My cats about that age. Is that old for that type of dog. I know it is for a cat

Ya its very old for a dog of his size.

Most purebreeds only live ten years or so, but mixed breeds tend to live longer, and have better resistances to disease.
My dog is half golden retreiver, and half Samoyed.

I try english noew

i haev web cam

Do you know how to capture images?

Does it involve hessian sacks and nets?

No pressing the [prnt scrn] button and using a program like paint to make a .jpg file.

Can I use a hessian sack anyway?

I try english noew

i haev web cam

Do you know how to capture images?

Does it involve hessian sacks and nets?

ok my head hurt frm readng that
She was being sarcastic, sarkastisch (i think)

I try english noew

i haev web cam

Do you know how to capture images?

Does it involve hessian sacks and nets?

No pressing the [prnt scrn] button and using a program like paint to make a .jpg file.

Can I use a hessian sack anyway?

Only if you ask the Hessian nicely.

I try english noew

i haev web cam

Do you know how to capture images?

Does it involve hessian sacks and nets?

No pressing the [prnt scrn] button and using a program like paint to make a .jpg file.

Can I use a hessian sack anyway?

What ever turns you on.

I try english noew

i haev web cam

Do you know how to capture images?

Does it involve hessian sacks and nets?

No pressing the [prnt scrn] button and using a program like paint to make a .jpg file.

Can I use a hessian sack anyway?

What ever turns you on.

According to some my Old Man pants are made out of Hessian so it looks like I'll be caturing pictures with my pants...

According to some my Old Man pants are made out of Hessian so it looks like I'll be caturing pictures with my pants...

*must resist typing something stupid*

According to some my Old Man pants are made out of Hessian so it looks like I'll be caturing pictures with my pants...

*must resist typing something stupid*

go on... give in to the temptation...

hmmmm my english has improved

hmmmm my english has improved

Yes, I must say you are getting suspiciously better... are you sure you're not a leprecauhn?

dont know what that is


but i have been studyng english for abuat two years

dont know what that is


but i have been studyng english for abuat two years

A leprecauhn is... it's a.... nah, I can't explain it... but they were a lot of green clothes...

dont know what that is


but i have been studyng english for abuat two years

Hah!

You lied to us!

You were just getting us to speak very bad German!

dont know what that is


but i have been studyng english for abuat two years

Hah!

You lied to us!

You were just getting us to speak very bad German!

Let's turn him into a cupcake! With sprinkles!

dont know what that is


but i have been studyng english for abuat two years

Hah!

You lied to us!

You were just getting us to speak very bad German!

lol my german is better than my english

dont know what that is


but i have been studyng english for abuat two years

Hah!

You lied to us!

You were just getting us to speak very bad German!

Let's turn him into a cupcake! With sprinkles! :shock: :wink:

I think I'm going to speak Russian for the next 15 minutes.

Где мои кальсоны?

off two work by people!

Mary имел маленькую овечку, своя ватка был черн как уголь. Everytime он поскакал загородка, котор вы смогли увидеть свое маленькое отверстие ишака

I think I'm going to speak Russian for the next 15 minutes.

Где мои кальсоны?

Yes, I think I'm quite handsome too! Thankyou!

Mary имел маленькую овечку, своя ватка был черн как уголь. Everytime он поскакал загородка, котор вы смогли увидеть свое маленькое отверстие ишака

(Translated back into english:Mary had small lamb, its fleece it was black as coal. Everytime it hopped fence, you was which we could see your small opening of the ass.
lol!)

Formulae uteres excorsis mortem, et excummincation..
Stregis et victus......

Qua aboris occultandem, lupinam...

Metamorhasis lycanthropy poissant inquam.....
Metamorhasis lycanthropy poissant inquam.....

Something like that.....

Mary имел маленькую овечку, своя ватка был черн как уголь. Everytime он поскакал загородка, котор вы смогли увидеть свое маленькое отверстие ишака

Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck. She put them on a mantlepiece to see if they would.......

Fall off.

Mary имел маленькую овечку, своя ватка был черн как уголь. Everytime он поскакал загородка, котор вы смогли увидеть свое маленькое отверстие ишака

Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck. She put them on a mantlepiece to see if they would.......

Fall off.

Я салютую вам с этим ferret!
* салюты с ferret *

Formulae uteres excorsis mortem, et excummincation..
Stregis et victus......

Qua aboris occultandem, lupinam...

Metamorhasis lycanthropy poissant inquam.....
Metamorhasis lycanthropy poissant inquam.....

Something like that.....

Itane? Tua mater!

Formulae uteres excorsis mortem, et excummincation..
Stregis et victus......

Qua aboris occultandem, lupinam...

Metamorhasis lycanthropy poissant inquam.....
Metamorhasis lycanthropy poissant inquam.....

Something like that.....

Itane? Tua mater!

Стоп говоря латинское или злейшее Fabio воскресит моего латинского учителя и она съест ваши мозги!

Mary имел маленькую овечку, своя ватка был черн как уголь. Everytime он поскакал загородка, котор вы смогли увидеть свое маленькое отверстие ишака

Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck. She put them on a mantlepiece to see if they would.......

Fall off.

Я салютую вам с этим ferret!
* салюты с ferret *

Hmmmm, ferret.

*Салюты с змеенжшем*

Formulae uteres excorsis mortem, et excummincation..
Stregis et victus......

Qua aboris occultandem, lupinam...

Metamorhasis lycanthropy poissant inquam.....
Metamorhasis lycanthropy poissant inquam.....

Something like that.....

Itane? Tua mater!

A-buh?

Formulae uteres excorsis mortem, et excummincation..
Stregis et victus......

Qua aboris occultandem, lupinam...

Metamorhasis lycanthropy poissant inquam.....
Metamorhasis lycanthropy poissant inquam.....

Something like that.....

Itane? Tua mater!

Стоп говоря латинское или злейшее Fabio воскресит моего латинского учителя и она съест ваши мозги!

Tutene? Atque cuius exercitus.

Foras gadiamur

Formulae uteres excorsis mortem, et excummincation..
Stregis et victus......

Qua aboris occultandem, lupinam...

Metamorhasis lycanthropy poissant inquam.....
Metamorhasis lycanthropy poissant inquam.....

Something like that.....

Itane? Tua mater!

A-buh?

Bene, cum Latine nescias, nolo manus meas in te maculare.

Я имею салямио в моем кармане!

Я имею салямио в моем кармане!

What is that?

Я увидел jesus другой день. Он сказал мне дать BS wedgie, и поэтому меня должен повиноваться богам demi! * дает BS wedgie атомных пропорций *

Formulae uteres excorsis mortem, et excummincation..
Stregis et victus......

Qua aboris occultandem, lupinam...

Metamorhasis lycanthropy poissant inquam.....
Metamorhasis lycanthropy poissant inquam.....

Something like that.....

Itane? Tua mater!

A-buh?

I speak nary of word of latin.

Im very very loosely quoting an old misfits song....what are you saying?

Bene, cum Latine nescias, nolo manus meas in te maculare.

Hhaha! Сила bable mwe рыб protect5s от вашей слабой попытки wedgie! Sinner ye Repent!

To BS:

!st pos -> Oh yeah? Your mother.

2nd -> Well, if you cannot understand plain Latin, I'm not going to dirty my hands on you.

To Viper

-> You and who's army.

Lets step outside

To BS:

!st pos -> Oh yeah? Your mother.

2nd -> Well, if you cannot understand plain Latin, I'm not going to dirty my hands on you.

To Viper

-> You and who's army.

Lets step outside

But...its a dead language.......uhm.......er....hmm...

To BS:

!st pos -> Oh yeah? Your mother.

2nd -> Well, if you cannot understand plain Latin, I'm not going to dirty my hands on you.

To Viper

-> You and who's army.

Lets step outside

But...its a dead language.......uhm.......er....hmm...

Ita vero, esne comoedus!

Я получил всю серию '?' после этого. Вы делаете меньше чувство на русском языке что вы делаете на английском языке? Или будет other way round? Concepualists = мы закончим это другой день когда я не несу кальсоны. * бега прочь для еды цирка *

Ita vero, esne comoedus!
||
\/
A comedian, huh!

Я получил всю серию '?' после этого. Вы делаете меньше чувство на русском языке что вы делаете на английском языке? Или будет other way round? Concepualists = мы закончим это другой день когда я не несу кальсоны. * бега прочь для еды цирка *

Всегда случает. Девушки не нося ящики бегут прочь от

5elknite дальше соединением click рыб babel... к english to russian... после этого думайте что-то к say..right click..copy... .back к quote button..paste nS.... Вы оплатите дорог!

Oh praise the Babel fish.

Does quisquam hic narro English vel Latin!

:oops:

:oops:

:oops:

Does quisquam hic narro English vel Latin!

Scis quod dicunt:

-Sona si Latine Loqueris-

Does quisquam hic narro English vel Latin!

Scis quod dicunt:

-Sona si Latine Loqueris-

Deus beatus vos! :wink:

OOC

Use http://intertran1.tranexp.com/Translate/result.shtml
Better than google!

So.. Kann ich Britney Spears wahrend ihr reinigend arsch ficken? Es wärse interessant. Sehr gut!

Does quisquam hic narro English vel Latin!

Scis quod dicunt:

-Sona si Latine Loqueris-

Deus beatus vos! :wink:



Utinam modo subiunctivo semper male utaris.

So.. Kann ich Britney Spears wahrend ihr reinigend arsch ficken? Es wärse interessant. Sehr gut!

:lol:

dont know what that is


but i have been studyng english for abuat two years

Hah!

You lied to us!

You were just getting us to speak very bad German!

lol my german is better than my english

No, it's not. I'm German and I don't understand most of what you're trying to say when you're speaking German. You're English is pretty clear, though. So there :)

Vandaag spreek ik het Nederlands en eet kaas. Welke middelen ik George... eet en aan drank witte hete chocolade... wegloop

*bump*

I'd still like to know why Mr9inch american is writing his posts in really bad German. *iscurious*

Vandaag spreek ik het Nederlands en eet kaas. Welke middelen ik George... eet en aan drank witte hete chocolade... wegloop

Zeer grappig. Ja, gang weg

Ik veronderstel we'll nooit het weten... :roll:

Я получил всю серию '?' после этого. Вы делаете меньше чувство на русском языке что вы делаете на английском языке? Или будет other way round? Concepualists = мы закончим это другой день когда я не несу кальсоны. * бега прочь для еды цирка *

Всегда случает. Девушки не нося ящики бегут прочь от
Tы мужик или не мужик? Тащи свои ящики сам :) Ну или помоги Голубой Гадюке снять кальсоны :lol:

Я получил всю серию '?' после этого. Вы делаете меньше чувство на русском языке что вы делаете на английском языке? Или будет other way round? Concepualists = мы закончим это другой день когда я не несу кальсоны. * бега прочь для еды цирка *

Всегда случает. Девушки не нося ящики бегут прочь от
Tы мужик или не мужик? Тащи свои ящики сам :) Ну или помоги Голубой Гадюке снять кальсоны :lol:

Спасибо за конец.

Как русские справляются?

Я получил всю серию '?' после этого. Вы делаете меньше чувство на русском языке что вы делаете на английском языке? Или будет other way round? Concepualists = мы закончим это другой день когда я не несу кальсоны. * бега прочь для еды цирка *

Всегда случает. Девушки не нося ящики бегут прочь от
Tы мужик или не мужик? Тащи свои ящики сам :) Ну или помоги Голубой Гадюке снять кальсоны :lol:

Спасибо за конец.

Как русские справляются?

So YOUR behind those emails I keep getting!

Я получил всю серию '?' после этого. Вы делаете меньше чувство на русском языке что вы делаете на английском языке? Или будет other way round? Concepualists = мы закончим это другой день когда я не несу кальсоны. * бега прочь для еды цирка *

Всегда случает. Девушки не нося ящики бегут прочь от
Tы мужик или не мужик? Тащи свои ящики сам :) Ну или помоги Голубой Гадюке снять кальсоны :lol:

Спасибо за конец.

Как русские справляются?


So YOUR behind those emails I keep getting!

????

Я даже не знаю знаю ваше email address