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The Patriot Act Existed Before Bush!!

Superpower07
16-05-2004, 03:02
Ever hear of (dramatic music) Santa Claus?

"He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been good or bad"
Spoffin
16-05-2004, 03:02
LOL!!
Berkylvania
16-05-2004, 03:03
Santa Claus = Big Brother

Merry Christmas...OR ELSE!!!
Monkeypimp
16-05-2004, 03:04
:o
Hatcham Woods
16-05-2004, 03:05
LMSAO
Letila
16-05-2004, 03:25
And he treats elves like dirt.

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Jordaxia
16-05-2004, 03:32
That made my day.
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16-05-2004, 03:33
:lol: LOL

funny!
Berens
16-05-2004, 03:39
Nothing is better than making funny jokes out of seroius situations.
Kihameria
16-05-2004, 03:43
lol, good joke, i tell you, we need to orginize a resistance against santa clause and his infulence
Zervok
16-05-2004, 03:48
Great Joke. He freaks me out though, flying, never sleeping, and you dont know what he has in his bag.
Kihameria
16-05-2004, 03:51
i think it would be worth it to shot him down, you end all sorts of cartoons about santa clause, and you get whatevers in his bag, AND you can get vinisen (deer meat) from blitzen and blaster and whatever their names are....
Tuesday Heights
16-05-2004, 03:55
Wouldn't that be the Christmas Act? :lol:
Kihameria
16-05-2004, 04:01
Christmas act ?
The Black Forrest
16-05-2004, 05:14
Here I am thinking what another Clinton attack? God he is gone let it go!

:lol:

Thanks I was in a bad mood and that made me laugh!
Conceptualists
16-05-2004, 05:15
Never could trust someone who goes down a chimney to empty his sack.
Empeirikos
16-05-2004, 05:18
How does Santa moniter people??
The Black Forrest
16-05-2004, 05:30
Never could trust someone who goes down a chimney to empty his sack.

Isn't that Unlawful entry and or breaking and entering? :wink:
Conceptualists
16-05-2004, 05:32
Never could trust someone who goes down a chimney to empty his sack.

Isn't that Unlawful entry and or breaking and entering? :wink:

Criminally bad inuendo I think.