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I just remembered; today is Israel's birthday.

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Think there will be peace by the time the country is 100?

I doubt it, but there is always hope. :? I guess.

Yes, we can hope.. at least you didn't say "happy" birthday... :?

Whatever.

Well, I got a kick out of something Isreali rabbis were saying.. they want to withdraw their alliance with the USA, when, ironically, we're pretty much one of the few people who have kept the rest of the Middle East from going *THWOMP* on them. I'll find the article if I can.

he ist mein Vati älter, als dieses Land....also mein Freund werden möchte Polizei, die officier dort....i ihn bat, einen Todesdurchlauf zu bilden :lol:

http://www.dailynews.com/Stories/0,1413,200%257E20954%257E2140117,00.html?search=filter

That should be it!

he ist mein Vati älter, als dieses Land....also mein Freund werden möchte Polizei, die officier dort....i ihn bat, einen Todesdurchlauf zu bilden :lol:

Dude, you are really starting to piss me off.

Well, I got a kick out of something Isreali rabbis were saying.. they want to withdraw their alliance with the USA, when, ironically, we're pretty much one of the few people who have kept the rest of the Middle East from going *THWOMP* on them. I'll find the article if I can.

actually we're the ones who are keeping the israelis from going *THWOMP* on the middle east

Well, I got a kick out of something Isreali rabbis were saying.. they want to withdraw their alliance with the USA, when, ironically, we're pretty much one of the few people who have kept the rest of the Middle East from going *THWOMP* on them. I'll find the article if I can.

actually we're the ones who are keeping the israelis from going *THWOMP* on the middle east

Both would happen, most likely.

Israel would stomp on the Arabs one last time before the entire Middle East mobilized against them.

You think the world would last for Israel to turn 100? The Mayans don't.

You think the world would last for Israel to turn 100? The Mayans don't.

Technically the event scheduled to take place in 2012 of the Gregorian calander is simply the end of an age. It isn't the end of all things. The end of an age to the ancient Mayans mearly ment a time of great upheval and change as the gods scrambled in a synchronous and repeating power struggle for control of the world. Granted things have changed a bit since the last age ended (as nukes have come to replace bows and clubs), but the Mayan calander does extend beyond 2012, just the age we are living in will have changed.

As for Israel, so long as the US keeps exercising its veto on the Security Counsel Israel will still be around and have imunity, the question is if they can resist nuking the PLO, Jordan, Lebanon, and Syria for the next 44 years.

Well, I know I'll get not to pleasant remarks about this, but here I go:
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Israel
Happy birthday to you

You think the world would last for Israel to turn 100? The Mayans don't.

Technically the event scheduled to take place in 2012 of the Gregorian calander is simply the end of an age. It isn't the end of all things. The end of an age to the ancient Mayans mearly ment a time of great upheval and change as the gods scrambled in a synchronous and repeating power struggle for control of the world. Granted things have changed a bit since the last age ended (as nukes have come to replace bows and clubs), but the Mayan calander does extend beyond 2012, just the age we are living in will have changed.

As for Israel, so long as the US keeps exercising its veto on the Security Counsel Israel will still be around and have imunity, the question is if they can resist nuking the PLO, Jordan, Lebanon, and Syria for the next 44 years.WWIII perhaps?

President Schwartzenegger wouldn't let that happen.

Well, I got a kick out of something Isreali rabbis were saying.. they want to withdraw their alliance with the USA, when, ironically, we're pretty much one of the few people who have kept the rest of the Middle East from going *THWOMP* on them. I'll find the article if I can.
The opposite is true, actually. The USA is the one keeping the Israelis from going *THWOMP* on the rest of the Middle East. The Arabs would just get their asses kicked again if they attacked Israel (again). If they somehow managed to defeat the Israelis conventionally, the Israelis would just break out the nukes.

Well, I got a kick out of something Isreali rabbis were saying.. they want to withdraw their alliance with the USA, when, ironically, we're pretty much one of the few people who have kept the rest of the Middle East from going *THWOMP* on them. I'll find the article if I can.
The opposite is true, actually. The USA is the one keeping the Israelis from going *THWOMP* on the rest of the Middle East. The Arabs would just get their asses kicked again if they attacked Israel (again). If they somehow managed to defeat the Israelis conventionally, the Israelis would just break out the nukes. did you read my post? :?

Well, I got a kick out of something Isreali rabbis were saying.. they want to withdraw their alliance with the USA, when, ironically, we're pretty much one of the few people who have kept the rest of the Middle East from going *THWOMP* on them. I'll find the article if I can.

actually we're the ones who are keeping the israelis from going *THWOMP* on the middle east

Both would happen, most likely.

Israel would stomp on the Arabs one last time before the entire Middle East mobilized against them.

um, thats happened like 5 times already, exept it was the entire middle east mobilising first and then the mass thwomping, the order is kinda important

We also mark 37 years of a unified Jerusalem

yom huledet sameach yisrael

The Arabs got the Man power but the Isreali's got the tech. Hmmm Come to think of It I'd bet on the Arabs. Only a few countries are equipped for that kind of Large scale warfare thesedays. And Isreal Aint one of them.

The Arabs got the Man power but the Isreali's got the tech. Hmmm Come to think of It I'd bet on the Arabs. Only a few countries are equipped for that kind of Large scale warfare thesedays. And Isreal Aint one of them.

israel dosnt need the tech, look at 1948

Jerusalem doesn't seem all that unified to me.

Granted, if the situation really flares up, such as links found between Middle Eastern governments and Hamas, and maybe Islamic Jihad or Al'Qaeda as well, there will be a lot of major thwomping. If Israel cracks out its nukes, Pakistan would probably do the same, and so India can come along and thwomp Pakistan out of existence from behind. If Israel doesn't, a lot of western countries will decide to take a more aggressive stance against the Arabs.

Celebrating Israel's independence by the Arab count? Sorry, won't do. We've marked our independence day almost a month ago, and quite happily.

*Bopps everyone on the head with a squeaking toy hammer in the good old Israeli independence day tradition*

Celebrating Israel's independence by the Arab count? Sorry, won't do. We've marked our independence day almost a month ago, and quite happily.

*Bopps everyone on the head with a squeaking toy hammer in the good old Israeli independence day tradition*

Happy birthday to Israel! If perhaps a bit belated.

Celebrating Israel's independence by the Arab count? Sorry, won't do. We've marked our independence day almost a month ago, and quite happily.

*Bopps everyone on the head with a squeaking toy hammer in the good old Israeli independence day tradition*

i thought something was funny

We also mark 37 years of a unified Jerusalem
I personally think that's a more significant event than the creation of Israel. The Jews had their great holy sights barely out of reach until that time. If they are ever in the event where they give up the West Bank, they should at least keep the Old City of Jerusalem.