NationStates Jolt Archive

Let's try this again, Time for randomness and that good stuff just like the first 2. If it's in the wrong forumn damn im stupid tonight otherwise
(opens the vault of goodies for all to have fun in, and unlock all the doors, cept for a few)
ehheheheheh fun time
(turns on massively oversized stereo system, Blaring Soilwork's Figure Number Five cd.)

IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

wh33333333333

wow that didnt take long, in the space of an edit they came WOOT!!! or WOOHOO!! and related stuff!

STICKY WICKET ISNT CRICKET!!!

Randomness? Sounds really.....random. :lol:

STICKY WICKET ISNT CRICKET!!!

it is :x

oh it is. (runs into the vault, grabs a buncha random pills throws em over the entire crowd) HAVE SOME FUN EVERYONE!!!!!
(hops into the oversized slingshot a rockets away at an obscene speed for a few miles than runs back)

STICKY WICKET ISNT CRICKET!!!

it is :x

but that would mean the prophesy has come true!!! quick!! a crucifix and holy water!!!

STICKY WICKET ISNT CRICKET!!!

it is :x

but that would mean the prophesy has come true!!! quick!! a crucifix and holy water!!!
Sticky Wicket the Cricket tasted good with a little salt, and a nice vinagrette

STICKY WICKET ISNT CRICKET!!!

it is :x

but that would mean the prophesy has come true!!! quick!! a crucifix and holy water!!!
Sticky Wicket the Cricket tasted good with a little salt, and a nice vinagrette

and the moon and stars are my brothers, for i am the greatest!!!

STICKY WICKET ISNT CRICKET!!!

it is :x

but that would mean the prophesy has come true!!! quick!! a crucifix and holy water!!!
Sticky Wicket the Cricket tasted good with a little salt, and a nice vinagerette

indeed

My chin is itchy.

[messed up quote here]
Mental Hospital wrote:
Greater Valia wrote:
The Atheists Reality wrote:
Greater Valia wrote:
STICKY WICKET ISNT CRICKET!!!


it is


but that would mean the prophesy has come true!!! quick!! a crucifix and holy water!!!

Sticky Wicket the Cricket tasted good with a little salt, and a nice vinagrette


and the moon and stars are my brothers, for i am the greatest!!!

[end bad attempt at editing a quote in]


Oh yeah, im the goddess of the universe
err.. thats my friends, who decided to post there not me,, i happen to be the king of this hospital only

Oh yeah, im the goddess of the universe
err.. thats my friends, who decided to post there not me,, i happen to be the king of this hospital only

whatever!

i am the doom that came to sarnath, the scourge of the thousand demons; worship me dammit!!!! :(

i am the doom that came to sarnath, the scourge of the thousand demons; worship me dammit!!!! :(

no modship, no worship

i am the doom that came to sarnath, the scourge of the thousand demons; worship me dammit!!!! :(

no modship, no worship

what about the shrubbery over there? (sticks a shrubbery in the corner and worships said shrubbery, along with a shrine to the all mighty mods)

i am the doom that came to sarnath, the scourge of the thousand demons; worship me dammit!!!! :(

no modship, no worship

what about the shrubbery over there? (sticks a shrubbery in the corner and worships said shrubbery, along with a shrine to the all mighty mods)

*eats shrubbery*

i am the doom that came to sarnath, the scourge of the thousand demons; worship me dammit!!!! :(

no modship, no worshipHey, I'm not a Moderatour. Yet you worship me! :P ... NOW WORSHIP.

i am the doom that came to sarnath, the scourge of the thousand demons; worship me dammit!!!! :(

no modship, no worship

what about the shrubbery over there? (sticks a shrubbery in the corner and worships said shrubbery, along with a shrine to the all mighty mods)

errrrrrr......no comment

i am the doom that came to sarnath, the scourge of the thousand demons; worship me dammit!!!! :(

no modship, no worship

what about the shrubbery over there? (sticks a shrubbery in the corner and worships said shrubbery, along with a shrine to the all mighty mods)

*eats shrubbery*

(gives Greater Valia a shot of some random drug that makes a clone of him which promptly turns into a shrubbery replacing the one he ate)

and
i am the doom that came to sarnath, the scourge of the thousand demons; worship me dammit!!!! :(

no modship, no worship

what about the shrubbery over there? (sticks a shrubbery in the corner and worships said shrubbery, along with a shrine to the all mighty mods)

errrrrrr......no comment
worship the shrubbery or else!! lol mm wickety cricket on salad,, tha'd be good

i am the doom that came to sarnath, the scourge of the thousand demons; worship me dammit!!!! :(

no modship, no worship

what about the shrubbery over there? (sticks a shrubbery in the corner and worships said shrubbery, along with a shrine to the all mighty mods)

*eats shrubbery*

(gives Greater Valia a shot of some random drug that makes a clone of him which promptly turns into a shrubbery replacing the one he ate)

whua.... everything... makes... sense now... i can see so many colors!!! hey, whats that shiny thing?

i am the doom that came to sarnath, the scourge of the thousand demons; worship me dammit!!!! :(

no modship, no worship

what about the shrubbery over there? (sticks a shrubbery in the corner and worships said shrubbery, along with a shrine to the all mighty mods)

*eats shrubbery*

(gives Greater Valia a shot of some random drug that makes a clone of him which promptly turns into a shrubbery replacing the one he ate)

whua.... everything... makes... sense now... i can see so many colors!!! hey, whats that shiny thing?

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINY!

i am the doom that came to sarnath, the scourge of the thousand demons; worship me dammit!!!! :(

no modship, no worship

what about the shrubbery over there? (sticks a shrubbery in the corner and worships said shrubbery, along with a shrine to the all mighty mods)

*eats shrubbery*

(gives Greater Valia a shot of some random drug that makes a clone of him which promptly turns into a shrubbery replacing the one he ate)

whua.... everything... makes... sense now... i can see so many colors!!! hey, whats that shiny thing?

you can now see the glory of the shrubbery, run towards it
*runs towards a bright light i see but no one else* SMACK!! *runs into a large pole* damn cars getting in my way to all mighty shrubberyness

i am the doom that came to sarnath, the scourge of the thousand demons; worship me dammit!!!! :(

no modship, no worship

what about the shrubbery over there? (sticks a shrubbery in the corner and worships said shrubbery, along with a shrine to the all mighty mods)

*eats shrubbery*

(gives Greater Valia a shot of some random drug that makes a clone of him which promptly turns into a shrubbery replacing the one he ate)

whua.... everything... makes... sense now... i can see so many colors!!! hey, whats that shiny thing?

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINY!

*plays with shiny thing, then promptly eats it*

I BROKE THE PYRAMID! :D

I BROKE THE PYRAMID! :D *whips tar* get back tp your work slave!!! *whips again just for good measure*

I BROKE THE PYRAMID! :D
for shame TAR *gives tar a pro-pyramid pill, and a purple pill with a little heart encircling the letter e* wow a fly just went into my beer :( but its gone so i musta been seeing things again

Randomimity is the best humor in the world
it brings joy to my heart to join some random group of people and say something completely random such as "i like pie" or "i love you!"
then walk about

yes... that is truly funny
and random
but more funny

so kids

I LIKE PIE!

I BROKE THE PYRAMID! :D *whips tar* get back tp your work slave!!! *whips again just for good measure*
hehehe that looks like fun *tries to whip Greater Valia with a wet noodle*
its not working agg!! *eats said noodle* mmm cheesey

I BROKE THE PYRAMID! :D *whips tar* get back tp your work slave!!! *whips again just for good measure*
hehehe that looks like fun *tries to whip Greater Valia with a wet noodle*
its not working agg!! *eats said noodle* mmm cheesey *whips MH with razor wire*

I BROKE THE PYRAMID! :D *whips tar* get back tp your work slave!!! *whips again just for good measure*
hehehe that looks like fun *tries to whip Greater Valia with a wet noodle*
its not working agg!! *eats said noodle* mmm cheesey *whips MH with razor wire*
ahh nooo *runs away in mock terror* SMACK!! *Runs into a large convieniently placed brick wall* stupid tree getting in my way *eats a pie*

I BROKE THE PYRAMID! :D *whips tar* get back tp your work slave!!! *whips again just for good measure*
hehehe that looks like fun *tries to whip Greater Valia with a wet noodle*
its not working agg!! *eats said noodle* mmm cheesey *whips MH with razor wire*
ahh nooo *runs away in mock terror* SMACK!! *Runs into a large convieniently placed brick wall* stupid tree getting in my way *eats a pie*

*throws rocks at MH* we dont like your kind!!!

*Worships Valia's intestine*

*Worships Valia's intestine*

*eats the intestine*

*Worships Valia's intestine*

OMG MODALERT! :x :lol:

*Worships Valia's intestine*

*eats the intestine*
*removes rens stomach to retrive said intestine*

cut of doom
Whats wrong with my kind? *hops onto slingshot, and flies many miles away, some how reappears about 5 minutes later*

cut of doom
Whats wrong with my kind? *hops onto slingshot, and flies many miles away, some how reappears about 5 minutes later*

im insane you dolt!!! i also think that jimmy hoffa is living in my closet!!! :D

cut of doom
Whats wrong with my kind? *hops onto slingshot, and flies many miles away, some how reappears about 5 minutes later*

im insane you dolt!!! i also think that jimmy hoffa is living in my closet!!! :D
pfft i got heebie jeebies among many other things out to get me right now. and you say your insane bah to that or something
mmm pie *eat a peice of beef jerky* kinda tastes like cheese

cut of doom
Whats wrong with my kind? *hops onto slingshot, and flies many miles away, some how reappears about 5 minutes later*

im insane you dolt!!! i also think that jimmy hoffa is living in my closet!!! :D
pfft i got heebie jeebies among many other things out to get me right now. and you say your insane bah to that or something
mmm pie *eat a peice of beef jerky* kinda tastes like cheese
ppokypookypookypookypookypookypookypooky!!!!!! yayayayayay!!!!

cut of doom
Whats wrong with my kind? *hops onto slingshot, and flies many miles away, some how reappears about 5 minutes later*

im insane you dolt!!! i also think that jimmy hoffa is living in my closet!!! :D
pfft i got heebie jeebies among many other things out to get me right now. and you say your insane bah to that or something
mmm pie *eat a peice of beef jerky* kinda tastes like cheese
ppokypookypookypookypookypookypookypooky!!!!!! yayayayayay!!!!
booya? hahahaha im such a 1337 h4><0R! GIVE ME MY CHEESIE POOFS OR ELSE THE MOOGLE WILL GET YOU!!
bwahahahahahahha

*kick the thread to get more people to post*
dooo it or else *bumpity bump bump bump*

cut of doom
Whats wrong with my kind? *hops onto slingshot, and flies many miles away, some how reappears about 5 minutes later*

im insane you dolt!!! i also think that jimmy hoffa is living in my closet!!! :D

twilight zoneeeeeeeeeee

cut of doom
Whats wrong with my kind? *hops onto slingshot, and flies many miles away, some how reappears about 5 minutes later*

im insane you dolt!!! i also think that jimmy hoffa is living in my closet!!! :D

twilight zoneeeeeeeeeee

*do do do do do do do do* that dont work too well *stick on the twilight zone theme onto the stereo system*

cut of doom
Whats wrong with my kind? *hops onto slingshot, and flies many miles away, some how reappears about 5 minutes later*

im insane you dolt!!! i also think that jimmy hoffa is living in my closet!!! :D

twilight zoneeeeeeeeeee

*do do do do do do do do* that dont work too well *stick on the twilight zone theme onto the stereo system*

zoogie

OOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIDLY BOO!

OOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIDLY BOO!

*dances* ZOOGIE BOOGIE WWWWWWEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

OOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIDLY BOO!

*dances* ZOOGIE BOOGIE WWWWWWEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
*starts a big big big bonfire with liberal application of random flammible stuff to a lit match*
*Dances around said bonfire*
Ziggy Zaggy Weeds taste fine. OOH look at the purty purple man in the fire *runs after purple man, steps on outskirts of fire* owwy stupid thumbtacks *sucks on burnt finger*

OOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIDLY BOO!

*dances* ZOOGIE BOOGIE WWWWWWEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

HOLA HOLA SHEBANGS! :lol:

OOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIDLY BOO!

*dances* ZOOGIE BOOGIE WWWWWWEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

HOLA HOLA SHEBANGS! :lol:

Shebangs! Shebangs ... *sings along to the ricky martin song shebangs, which just sorta starts playing outta no where than disappears in the depths of something afterwords*

OOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIDLY BOO!

*dances* ZOOGIE BOOGIE WWWWWWEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

HOLA HOLA SHEBANGS! :lol:

Shebangs! Shebangs ... *sings along to the ricky martin song shebangs, which just sorta starts playing outta no where than disappears in the depths of something afterwords*

SQUEEE!!!! *dances the night away to raver music*

OOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIDLY BOO!

*dances* ZOOGIE BOOGIE WWWWWWEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

HOLA HOLA SHEBANGS! :lol:

Shebangs! Shebangs ... *sings along to the ricky martin song shebangs, which just sorta starts playing outta no where than disappears in the depths of something afterwords*

SQUEEE!!!! *dances the night away to raver music*

*gives control of the music over to Greater Valia, than pops some purty pink pills with 'e' on them*
Dances with some random female patient, also a buncha blacklights turn on, along with strobes and much other trippy stuff.. a large screen doing cool designs appears outta no where, and glowsticks are seen beeing given out to free to whomever wants em (all sorts of them, include the little hoops ones and such)

<edit wasnt ravy enuf yet>

OOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIDLY BOO!

*dances* ZOOGIE BOOGIE WWWWWWEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

HOLA HOLA SHEBANGS! :lol:

Shebangs! Shebangs ... *sings along to the ricky martin song shebangs, which just sorta starts playing outta no where than disappears in the depths of something afterwords*

SQUEEE!!!! *dances the night away to raver music*

*gives control of the music over to Greater Valia, than pops some purty pink pills with 'e' on them*
Dances with some random female patient, also a buncha blacklights turn on, along with strobes and much other trippy stuff.. a large screen doing cool designs appears outta no where, and glowsticks are seen beeing given out to free to whomever wants em (all sorts of them, include the little hoops ones and such)

<edit wasnt ravy enuf yet>

*hands out glow sticks* *jams*

OOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIDLY BOO!

*dances* ZOOGIE BOOGIE WWWWWWEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

HOLA HOLA SHEBANGS! :lol:

Shebangs! Shebangs ... *sings along to the ricky martin song shebangs, which just sorta starts playing outta no where than disappears in the depths of something afterwords*

SQUEEE!!!! *dances the night away to raver music*

*gives control of the music over to Greater Valia, than pops some purty pink pills with 'e' on them*
Dances with some random female patient, also a buncha blacklights turn on, along with strobes and much other trippy stuff.. a large screen doing cool designs appears outta no where, and glowsticks are seen beeing given out to free to whomever wants em (all sorts of them, include the little hoops ones and such)

<edit wasnt ravy enuf yet>

*hands out glow sticks* *jams*

Woohoo *gets a buncha glow sticks from G.V. (being lazy now)* psst.. whats some good raver music eh? i got lotsa stoner/trippy techno (got all the infected mushroom and related stuff i can find)

OOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIDLY BOO!

*dances* ZOOGIE BOOGIE WWWWWWEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

HOLA HOLA SHEBANGS! :lol:

Shebangs! Shebangs ... *sings along to the ricky martin song shebangs, which just sorta starts playing outta no where than disappears in the depths of something afterwords*

SQUEEE!!!! *dances the night away to raver music*

*gives control of the music over to Greater Valia, than pops some purty pink pills with 'e' on them*
Dances with some random female patient, also a buncha blacklights turn on, along with strobes and much other trippy stuff.. a large screen doing cool designs appears outta no where, and glowsticks are seen beeing given out to free to whomever wants em (all sorts of them, include the little hoops ones and such)

<edit wasnt ravy enuf yet>

*hands out glow sticks* *jams*

Woohoo *gets a buncha glow sticks from G.V. (being lazy now)* psst.. whats some good raver music eh? i got lotsa stoner/trippy techno (got all the infected mushroom and related stuff i can find)

*puts on cherry popin daddys* their really good

*grooves to linkin park*

*does a cartwheel to system of a down*

*grooves to linkin park* *blows the stereo away with a twelve gauge* none of that here my freind *grooves to raver music*

*grooves to linkin park* *blows the stereo away with a twelve gauge* none of that here my freind *grooves to raver music*

He's in charge ppl what he says goes,, and even I was in charge just no linkin park *locks up stereo* *keeps a key for himself, give a key to Greater Valia*
*dances like a mad man, gets thrown in a straight jacket by workers* hey! im your boss.
Worker: sure you are, here have some of this *takes a couple of zanax's to calm him down*
and now for you mr.boss man *pokes me with a cattle prod*

OW!!
*keeps dancing in a straight jacket with a hot coworker

*grooves to linkin park* *blows the stereo away with a twelve gauge* none of that here my freind *grooves to raver music*

He's in charge ppl what he says goes,, and even I was in charge just no linkin park *locks up stereo* *keeps a key for himself, give a key to Greater Valia*
*dances like a mad man, gets thrown in a straight jacket by workers* hey! im your boss.
Worker: sure you are, here have some of this *takes a couple of zanax's to calm him down*
and now for you mr.boss man *pokes me with a cattle prod*

OW!!
*keeps dancing in a straight jacket with a hot coworker

*in a james earl jones voice* you're damn right :) *puts on System of a down* start moshing everyone!!!

*grooves to linkin park* *blows the stereo away with a twelve gauge* none of that here my freind *grooves to raver music*

*grooves to linkin park and evanesence* :twisted:

*grooves to linkin park* *blows the stereo away with a twelve gauge* none of that here my freind *grooves to raver music*

*grooves to linkin park and evanesence* :twisted: *sound of record screeching to a halt* out, now!!! :x you have angered me!!! *big black men drag tar out*

*grooves to linkin park* *blows the stereo away with a twelve gauge* none of that here my freind *grooves to raver music*

*grooves to linkin park and evanesence* :twisted: *sound of record screeching to a halt* out, now!!! :x you have angered me!!! *big black men drag tar out*
*watches ligers eat the men*

*grooves to linkin park* *blows the stereo away with a twelve gauge* none of that here my freind *grooves to raver music*

*grooves to linkin park and evanesence* :twisted: *sound of record screeching to a halt* out, now!!! :x you have angered me!!! *big black men drag tar out*
*watches ligers eat the men*

*shoots ligers with colt python*

*grooves to linkin park* *blows the stereo away with a twelve gauge* none of that here my freind *grooves to raver music*

*grooves to linkin park and evanesence* :twisted: *sound of record screeching to a halt* out, now!!! :x you have angered me!!! *big black men drag tar out*
*watches ligers eat the men*

*shoots ligers with colt python*
*Eats colt python and ligers for brunch* *than sticks on Infected Mushroom - Deeply Disturbed* grooves to it

*grooves to linkin park* *blows the stereo away with a twelve gauge* none of that here my freind *grooves to raver music*

*grooves to linkin park and evanesence* :twisted: *sound of record screeching to a halt* out, now!!! :x you have angered me!!! *big black men drag tar out*
*watches ligers eat the men*

*shoots ligers with colt python*
*Eats colt python and ligers for brunch* *than sticks on Infected Mushroom - Deeply Disturbed* grooves to it *uses lye to clean up blood* *grooves*

*grooves to linkin park* *blows the stereo away with a twelve gauge* none of that here my freind *grooves to raver music*

*grooves to linkin park and evanesence* :twisted: *sound of record screeching to a halt* out, now!!! :x you have angered me!!! *big black men drag tar out*
*watches ligers eat the men*

*shoots ligers with colt python*
*Eats colt python and ligers for brunch* *than sticks on defective Mushroom - Deeply fucked up* grooves to it

*whistles innoncently*

*grooves to linkin park* *blows the stereo away with a twelve gauge* none of that here my freind *grooves to raver music*

*grooves to linkin park and evanesence* :twisted: *sound of record screeching to a halt* out, now!!! :x you have angered me!!! *big black men drag tar out*
*watches ligers eat the men*

*shoots ligers with colt python*
*Eats colt python and ligers for brunch* *than sticks on defective Mushroom - Deeply f--- up* grooves to it

*whistles innoncently and runs around worshipping MH*

*whistles innocently*

*grooves to linkin park* *blows the stereo away with a twelve gauge* none of that here my freind *grooves to raver music*

*grooves to linkin park and evanesence* :twisted: *sound of record screeching to a halt* out, now!!! :x you have angered me!!! *big black men drag tar out*
*watches ligers eat the men*

*shoots ligers with colt python*
*Eats colt python and ligers for brunch* *than sticks on defective Mushroom - Deeply f--- up* grooves to it

*whistles innoncently and runs around worshipping MH*

*CENSORED FOR GRAPHIC NUDITY*

*grooves to linkin park* *blows the stereo away with a twelve gauge* none of that here my freind *grooves to raver music*

*grooves to linkin park and evanesence* :twisted: *sound of record screeching to a halt* out, now!!! :x you have angered me!!! *big black men drag tar out*
*watches ligers eat the men*

*shoots ligers with colt python*
*Eats colt python and ligers for brunch* *than sticks on defective Mushroom - Deeply f--- up* grooves to it

*whistles innoncently and runs around worshipping MH*

*CENSORED FOR GRAPHIC NUDITY*

woohoo!! i got censored!! *runs around in joyous circles* SMACK! *runs into a wall* stupid ocean