NationStates Jolt Archive

Who should i fucken vote for?

Nader.

(with this power I could take over the world :twisted: )

bush

bush

:!:

Bush.

And decide quick, before the usual swamp of Kerrys/Anti-Bushes come in.

Yeah........i still don't know but i think i'll go for bush

Your country scares me.

Your country scares me. and what country are you from....

Because we have a sense of self-preservation?

Bush.

Bush

Kerry hasn't decided if he's running or not, yet!

Al Pacino

Well looks like i should vote for Bush (Nice burn Dontgoearthere :wink: )

Your country scares me. and what country are you from....
The United Kingdom, Europe :D

Your country scares me. and what country are you from....
The United Kingdom, Europe :D
AND YOU SHOULD BE SCARED! :twisted:

OMG! TEH US R ANEX UR CUNTRY AND ENSLAV U!!!
I LANCH TEN QUINTRABILLION TO THE THIRD N()()KS AT U!

RESUME
GEORGE W. BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520

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EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

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Law Enforcement:

I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been 'lost' and is not available.

Military:

I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

College:

I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.

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PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

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- I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland,Texas, in 1975.

- I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

- I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.

- With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.

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ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS

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- I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.

- During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.

- I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

- I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.

- With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.

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ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

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- I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.

- I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.

- I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

- I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

- I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

- I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

- I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S stock market.

- In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.

- I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history.

- My 'poorest millionaire,' Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

- I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.

- I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

- My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S History, Enron.

- My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

- I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution.

- More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

- I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

- I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

- I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

- I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history.

- I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.

- I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

- I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

- I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

- I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.

- I set the all-time presidential record for most days on vacation
in any one-year period.

- After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

- I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

- I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.

- I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation.

I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.

- In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.

- I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

- I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden [sic] to justice.

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RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

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- All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

- All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

- All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.

bush cuase kerry is anything but trustful...even though some things do make me curiouse about some of bush's motives but hes better than that lier kerry :?

I've been meaning to go through that and write a line-by-line rebuke thing...but for now Ill settle for just one.
I am the first president to enter office with a criminal record
Well...theres another George out there, possibly our first president...who entered office with quite a criminal record.
Try:
High Treason
Assaulting an Officer
Refusing to obey orders
And a whole bloody lot of property damage.

Your country scares me. and what country are you from....
The United Kingdom, Europe :D
AND YOU SHOULD BE SCARED! :twisted:

I should?

Yeah, your a Scandinavian liberal Paradise. :wink:

Here's how I like to explain the current election. We have bush with a shot gun pointing it at soldier gripping evil with all his might. But evil will soon get away. So bush has decided that he'll shoot both of them. Than kerry rushes in with a pistol shouting "no!!!!" and points his gun at bush's head so he can kill him and stop bush from killing the soldier. And than it comes on to you and everyone's asking, "who gets to shoot?" when all this time all you want to do is rush in and shoot evil from the side.

In other words, vote for neither!

Voting for neither is as bad as voting for one you hate. We have to make a choice. Personally i'd vote Kerry, but only because he is the lesser of the two Evils.

Personally, i feel they are both disgusting, robotic, liars and killers. But if i had to choose, i'd go with Kerry because Bush has done such things on a larger scale. It's sad when you have to make these kind of choices when voting isnt it?

Here's how I like to explain the current election. We have bush with a shot gun pointing it at soldier gripping evil with all his might. But evil will soon get away. So bush has decided that he'll shoot both of them. Than kerry rushes in with a pistol shouting "no!!!!" and points his gun at bush's head so he can kill him and stop bush from killing the soldier. And than it comes on to you and everyone's asking, "who gets to shoot?" when all this time all you want to do is rush in and shoot evil from the side.

In other words, vote for neither!
thats...........wierd

Erm, I hit the wrong button :)
I'd go with Nader.

right....

As a former very strong Bush supporter, I now strongly advise to vote ABB. Bush has embarassed the US with his war crimes. He has squandered the podt-9/11 good will. And he is very anti-conservative (having approved of bigger government, wastful spending, major government interference into the private sphere, etc.)

Amazing how many Bush votes came from the same IP, eh? :roll:

Kinda like the Florida elections, I guess :lol:

Dear lord, why oh why are you asking this forum who you should vote for? Don't you have a brain? Use it, fer crying out loud. Do some research. See which candidate has stances on issues that are important to you and figure out which one will make you bitch the least for the next four years. Get informed! With the Web, information is just a click away and it's usually in nicely digested, bite-size packets that fit on a standard screen without scrolling. It's really not that hard. Don't be a sheeple. Think for yourself and form your own opinions.

You guys should all just vote for me!

(I'll bring world peace :D )

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

KERRY!!!!!

he is the only one who will secure peace for your nation

bush cuase kerry is anything but trustful...even though some things do make me curiouse about some of bush's motives but hes better than that lier kerry :?I absolutely, absolutely do not EVER attack peoples spelling, but please, honestly!


L-I-A-R

C-U-R-I-O-U-S

I can only assume that the second word is supposed to be "cos" or "because", although it looks as if you've misspelled "cause" there.


You've gotta be the perfect Bush education voter with spelling like that.


Erm, I hit the wrong button :)

*tears hair out*

You can't do that on election day you know.

I've been meaning to go through that and write a line-by-line rebuke thing...but for now Ill settle for just one.
I am the first president to enter office with a criminal record
Well...theres another George out there, possibly our first president...who entered office with quite a criminal record.
Try:
High Treason
Assaulting an Officer
Refusing to obey orders
And a whole bloody lot of property damage.

All of those crimes were against Britain.

Your argument is void.

Erm, I hit the wrong button :)

*tears hair out*

You can't do that on election day you know.

hellloooooo floridian election ring any bells

but yeah vote nader trust me you will apreciate it later bush will either bankrupt the country or get it blown up....imagin if sadam realy had had nukes what would his responce be to sudden invasion
and to be honest i dont realy trust kerry not to make some horrible cockup of anything political he gets into....look at what he did to his campain

Dear lord, why oh why are you asking this forum who you should vote for? Don't you have a brain? Use it, fer crying out loud. Do some research. See which candidate has stances on issues that are important to you and figure out which one will make you bitch the least for the next four years. Get informed! With the Web, information is just a click away and it's usually in nicely digested, bite-size packets that fit on a standard screen without scrolling. It's really not that hard. Don't be a sheeple. Think for yourself and form your own opinions.

I second that... although we are informing him/her!

well you almost have to vote for the two really so I'd say bush. It'd be nice if I could find a libertarian or Conservative running I fully agreed with though I agree with most of either more than bush and would consider voting for them but then kerry might win which would be even worse.. shit. :(

well you almost have to vote for the two really so I'd say bush. It'd be nice if I could find a libertarian or Conservative running I fully agreed with though I agree with most of either more than bush and would consider voting for them but then kerry might win which would be even worse.. shit. :(Kerry is further right than most liberals like me are happy with, but then Bush is further right than most conservatives should be happy with.