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The Bastard U.S. President
(to the tune of the English folk ballad 'The Bastard King of En-ga-land'
traditionally attributed to Kipling)

here's a link to a page with the original lyrics and a Midi file:
http://www.angelfire.com/ks/tomes2/CalontirSongs/bastardking.htm


Oh, the pundits speak and the papers reek
'f a brute who rules today
he beats his gums as if they were drums
Though he don't have much to say
All his power like his trust fund
comes from his dear old dad
if it wern't for him
his son so dim
'd be playing with his hanging chad

He's a snot nosed blue blooded baffoon
he got the white house on his silver spoon
God Bless the Bastard U.S. Pre-si-dent!

Now his brother Jeb spun a racist web
to assure the bastard's fate
he told his goons "don't ya let them coons
cast a one vote in my sate"
democracy subverted
when the count came up short
The son of a whore
won five to four
voted in by the suppreme court

He's a snot-nosed blue-blooded baffoon
he got the white house on his silver spoon
God Bless the Bastard U.S. Pre-si-dent!

Now the Saudi King had a passing fling
with the bastard's dear old dad
And the Saudi swore that the oil whore
was the best he'd ever had
As they lay in bed together
The king did reminisce
of his great disdain
for Saddam Hussein
Who gave him syphilis

He was angry, coked up and hopping mad
And he swore by god he'd avenge his dad
God Bless the Bastard U.S. Pre-si-dent!

Now a Bush was back and war in Iraq
was a sad certinty
his shameless ruse put to an evil use
our lapse in sanity
So this drunken deserter
brought shame upon our land
waged oil wars for his corporate whores
His Dick at his right hand

He's widely known for his cocaine sprees
But he has his oil wars by twos and threes
God Bless the Bastard U.S. Pre-si-dent!

The Bastard U.S. President
(to the tune of the English folk ballad 'The Bastard King of En-ga-land'
traditionally attributed to Kipling)

here's a link to a page with the original lyrics and a Midi file:
http://www.angelfire.com/ks/tomes2/CalontirSongs/bastardking.htm


Oh, the pundits speak and the papers reek
'f a brute who rules today
he beats his gums as if they were drums
Though he don't have much to say
All his power like his trust fund
comes from his dear old dad
if it wern't for him
his son so dim
'd be playing with his hanging chad

He's a snot nosed blue blooded baffoon
he got the white house on his silver spoon
God Bless the Bastard U.S. Pre-si-dent!

Oh surely you're talking bout Kerry...another one of those "kennedy" types"..course he married..what..2..3 times into old money..I mean his wife after all is a Heinz..worth what?.300 million or so?

Now his brother Jeb spun a racist web
to assure the bastard's fate
he told his goons "don't ya let them coons
cast a one vote in my sate"
democracy subverted
when the count came up short
The son of a whore
won five to four
voted in by the suppreme court

He's a snot-nosed blue-blooded baffoon
he got the white house on his silver spoon
God Bless the Bastard U.S. Pre-si-dent!

Now a Bush was back and war in Iraq
was a sad certinty
his shameless ruse put to an evil use
our lapse in sanity
So this drunken deserter
brought shame upon our land
waged oil wars for his corporate whores
His Dick at his right hand

He's widely known for his cocaine sprees
But he has his oil wars by twos and threes
God Bless the Bastard U.S. Pre-si-dent!

oh I see...dredging up 25 yr old dalliances..and he's been clean and sober for years..to implicate that he's still on drugs is shameful, let alone a lie..but that would be a Democrat for ya, especially lying under oath like Klintoon..and if this was really bout oil my gas prices hasn't dipped yet, guess we should get Exxon, Shell, and BP in there pretty damn quick, I want to drive my SUV..oh wait..Kerry has private planes, boats, and SUV's, such hypocrisy

The Bastard U.S. President
(to the tune of the English folk ballad 'The Bastard King of En-ga-land'
traditionally attributed to Kipling)

here's a link to a page with the original lyrics and a Midi file:
http://www.angelfire.com/ks/tomes2/CalontirSongs/bastardking.htm


Oh, the pundits speak and the papers reek
'f a brute who rules today
he beats his gums as if they were drums
Though he don't have much to say
All his power like his trust fund
comes from his dear old dad
if it wern't for him
his son so dim
'd be playing with his hanging chad

He's a snot nosed blue blooded baffoon
he got the white house on his silver spoon
God Bless the Bastard U.S. Pre-si-dent!

Oh surely you're talking bout Kerry...another one of those "kennedy" types"..course he married..what..2..3 times into old money..I mean his wife after all is a Heinz..worth what?.300 million or so?

Now his brother Jeb spun a racist web
to assure the bastard's fate
he told his goons "don't ya let them coons
cast a one vote in my sate"
democracy subverted
when the count came up short
The son of a whore
won five to four
voted in by the suppreme court

He's a snot-nosed blue-blooded baffoon
he got the white house on his silver spoon
God Bless the Bastard U.S. Pre-si-dent!

Now a Bush was back and war in Iraq
was a sad certinty
his shameless ruse put to an evil use
our lapse in sanity
So this drunken deserter
brought shame upon our land
waged oil wars for his corporate whores
His Dick at his right hand

He's widely known for his cocaine sprees
But he has his oil wars by twos and threes
God Bless the Bastard U.S. Pre-si-dent!

oh I see...dredging up 25 yr old dalliances..and he's been clean and sober for years..to implicate that he's still on drugs is shameful, let alone a lie..but that would be a Democrat for ya, especially lying under oath like Klintoon..and if this was really bout oil my gas prices hasn't dipped yet, guess we should get Exxon, Shell, and BP in there pretty damn quick, I want to drive my SUV..oh wait..Kerry has private planes, boats, and SUV's, such hypocrisy

I think a Bush on drugs would be an IMPROVEMENT over the retarded dislexic toolbag of a fool he is now--he cant even TALK!!!--Clintons lies at least kept concencual sex legal and the only reason Bush didnt lie under oath is because he refuses to take them--and it was about oil but of course your prices wont fall cause Bush isnt done raping you--Kerry can have whatever he wants, he doesnt stab americans in the back the way Bush does and no one can ever be a bigger hypocrite then a conservative republican

The Bastard U.S. President
(to the tune of the English folk ballad 'The Bastard King of En-ga-land'
traditionally attributed to Kipling)

here's a link to a page with the original lyrics and a Midi file:
http://www.angelfire.com/ks/tomes2/CalontirSongs/bastardking.htm


Oh, the pundits speak and the papers reek
'f a brute who rules today
he beats his gums as if they were drums
Though he don't have much to say
All his power like his trust fund
comes from his dear old dad
if it wern't for him
his son so dim
'd be playing with his hanging chad

He's a snot nosed blue blooded baffoon
he got the white house on his silver spoon
God Bless the Bastard U.S. Pre-si-dent!

Oh surely you're talking bout Kerry...another one of those "kennedy" types"..course he married..what..2..3 times into old money..I mean his wife after all is a Heinz..worth what?.300 million or so?

Now his brother Jeb spun a racist web
to assure the bastard's fate
he told his goons "don't ya let them coons
cast a one vote in my sate"
democracy subverted
when the count came up short
The son of a whore
won five to four
voted in by the suppreme court

He's a snot-nosed blue-blooded baffoon
he got the white house on his silver spoon
God Bless the Bastard U.S. Pre-si-dent!

Now a Bush was back and war in Iraq
was a sad certinty
his shameless ruse put to an evil use
our lapse in sanity
So this drunken deserter
brought shame upon our land
waged oil wars for his corporate whores
His Dick at his right hand

He's widely known for his cocaine sprees
But he has his oil wars by twos and threes
God Bless the Bastard U.S. Pre-si-dent!

oh I see...dredging up 25 yr old dalliances..and he's been clean and sober for years..to implicate that he's still on drugs is shameful, let alone a lie..but that would be a Democrat for ya, especially lying under oath like Klintoon..and if this was really bout oil my gas prices hasn't dipped yet, guess we should get Exxon, Shell, and BP in there pretty damn quick, I want to drive my SUV..oh wait..Kerry has private planes, boats, and SUV's, such hypocrisy

I think a Bush on drugs would be an IMPROVEMENT over the retarded dislexic toolbag of a fool he is now--he cant even TALK!!!--Clintons lies at least kept concencual sex legal and the only reason Bush didnt lie under oath is because he refuses to take them--and it was about oil but of course your prices wont fall cause Bush isnt done raping you--Kerry can have whatever he wants, he doesnt stab americans in the back the way Bush does and no one can ever be a bigger hypocrite then a conservative republican

Oh surely you're talking bout Kerry...another one of those "kennedy" types"..course he married..what..2..3 times into old money..I mean his wife after all is a Heinz..worth what?.300 million or so?
I was actually going to add a couple of verses about that filthy bastard too. I despise that other skull-and-bonehead as well, but at least he doesn't come off like a complete moron.

Hrmm, so lying about sex is worse than lying about the rationale for a war that has killed close to 800 American soldiers and over 10,000 Iraqi civilians? Typical Republican values. Sex is bad but war is always good!

http://www.ericblumrich.com/topgun.html

Last time I checked perjury was a felony.

Last time I checked perjury was a felony.But mass murder by bomber isn't. Just shows how fucked up our laws are. Clinton was a scum bag but for other reasons entirely.

Aw, I'm going to have that stuck in my head at least until I get a hangover, tomorrow!

[hums]

It's especially fitting since america never needed to come up with its own tune when there was an out-dated British (or..close) model that could be followed.

(I would add, though, that I'm really not against artificial intoxication in a friend or a national leader.)

Bah, didn't you hear that America rightfully laid claim to the anthem following the War of 1812? It is a really minor part of the treaty. :wink:

He's a snot nosed blue blooded baffoon
he got the white house on his silver spoon
God Bless the Bastard U.S. Pre-si-dent!

Oh surely you're talking bout Kerry...another one of those "kennedy" types"..course he married..what..2..3 times into old money..I mean his wife after all is a Heinz..worth what?.300 million or so?

gee, that kettle sure is black...

Aw, I'm going to have that stuck in my head at least until I get a hangover, tomorrow!

[hums]

Here's another verse for you then :lol:


Now the Saudi King had a passing fling
with the bastard's dear old dad
And the Saudi swore that the oil whore
was the best he'd ever had
As they lay in bed together
The king did reminisce
of his great disdain
for Saddam Hussein
Who gave him syphilis

He was angry, coked up and hopping mad
And he swore by god he'd avenge his dad
God Bless the Bastard U.S. Pre-si-dent!

Last time I checked perjury was a felony.

Only in a legal or journalistic enviroment. Aside form that, political humour is always acceptable in our country so long as it is not suggesting that violence be done or something similar. "Good Taste" is not a requirement, but doing otherwise will get you shot by the various gov't agencies.

Last time I checked perjury was a felony.

last time I checked treason was punishable by death--yet Bush still lives

Last time I checked perjury was a felony.

last time I checked treason was punishable by death--yet Bush still lives

Last time I checked he wasn't charged with treason, nor has he been impeached..nor has he met the definition of treason....but Klintoon is implicated in half a dozen scandals..man is made of teflon..everyone around him got scorched but he slipped away like the eel that he is.

Last time I checked perjury was a felony.

last time I checked treason was punishable by death--yet Bush still lives

Last time I checked he wasn't charged with treason, nor has he been impeached..nor has he met the definition of treason....but Klintoon is implicated in half a dozen scandals..man is made of teflon..everyone around him got scorched but he slipped away like the eel that he is.

thats because 99.9% of the Clinton "scandals" were pure republican smearmongering which got nowhere in the courts because they were entirely baseless--Bush has too committed treason he just wasnt charged with it formally--and true Clinton was impeached, but impeachment (without removal from office) is just a word

You know the warmongers are desperate when they have to keep bashing Clinton; it's like that's the only weapon they've got left.

You know the warmongers are desperate when they have to keep bashing Clinton; it's like that's the only weapon they've got left.

its just typical republican hypocrisy--theyd go after Clintons petty offenses with nukes but defend the major crimes against humanity of the Bush administration just because he has an "R" after his name. Its also a pretty weak weapon for them to be using too since at this point Clinton is a compleat irrelevancy

God Bless the Bastard U.S. Pre-si-dent!