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Really what would you do if you Weere god? Who would you smite? What would you create? how about destroy? What would you do better? what would you change? Would you be Good Or Evil? I want detail...the not to many. :D

Well I'd make giant meteors cause crators on the moon so they say the words "I am GOD!"

That way atheists will no longer have an excuse

And if they do...then they will suddenly would want to engage in HOT SWEATY BUTTSECKS with lions

If I were God, I would say that I don't endorse televangelists, homophobia, racism, terrorism, violence, discrimination, or church involvement with the state - and anybody who engaged in such activities or related ones would get a big ol' lightning bolt up the arse. *nods*

Add that "smite" key to my keyboard. Mod myself, and forge a real sword of deat.

Then I'd make George Dubya say silly things on TV.

(Because I really am in charge.)

First, I'd bring some real holy wrath down on sinners, to prove I'm not softy, and then I'd set up an inquisitorial force again, conscripting sinners and strapping them into engines of destruction, dirven by their frenzied need for forgiveness, or other cool stuff.

I would run around with panties over my head

I would send Bush to back to Hell

I would add The Conquest of Bread to the Bible.

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"But by an equality, that now at this time your abundance may be a supply for their want, that their abundance also may be a supply for your want: that there may be equality."
Free your mind! (http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/bright/berkman/comanarchism/whatis_toc.html)
I like big butts!

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SMITING!

aside from that i'd create a species of sentient cat

I would refer to myself in the third person.

I would refer to myself in the third person.

DF already does this. he does not need to be God to do so. However, where he God, he would make Spanish an interesting language to learn. DF does not like his spanish class.

I'd smite my ex-boyfriend...And wear a kickass name tag.

There would be much smitage. And I'd start up the ligtening forge again, in case the sheer wrath of God didn't get people on their feet and praisin' the Lawd.

That, and I'd eat lots of chocolate and never gain a pound.

SMITING!

aside from that i'd create a species of sentient cat

Create a species of sentient cat? I think the cats would be insulted to hear that. They're already sentient and they're really the ones running the world. :wink:

reverse gravity

If I were omnipotent, I'd probably skip this Earth nonsense and go right for Heaven. (Who needs Hell?)

If I were God, I'd probably flood the world or call for the infidels' deaths or something.

I would move through the White House hitting people with The Brick (a 100-pound solid tungsten brick I would create and wield). Then, I would smite Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson. Several times. Afterwards, I'd grab a big can of Wrathtm off the wall and work my way through FOX headquarters.

Oh yeah, and peace on earth, goodwill towards men, and create a movie that Samuel L Jackson isn't in. (Not that I don't like his acting, I just think the man deserves a goddamn break)

oh I'd also cause everyone to spell things correctly and speak like they've had a decent amount of education. Grammar nazis are alive and well, my friends, and I'm one of them.

I'd cause Pat Robertson's ties to burst into flame every time he says something stupid, hateful, idiotic, or self-righteous.

(And a plethora of other things.)

Right, if I were god I'd either

- wonder about the fact that I actually exist
- grin evilly and sadistically at all the suffering and struggle I have condemned my creation to endure and still have them woship me as the good guy
- hate myself for scr00ing up so badly when creating the universe
- make the univers a better place by

1) changing the basic rule that no energy can be created nor destroyed, thus getting rid of need entirely so my creatures wouldn't have to kill off each other in order to live, thereby greatly reducing all suffering

2) removing the concept of greed and replacing it with the concept of fairness, thereby removing all suffering that remained from 1)

3) let creativity in place in the sentient beings so there will be innovation without need, but this could be discussed

4) gaze proudly at what I've done correctly this time

Free will wouldn't be removed as one might think when reading task 2), because there really is no free will at all because 1) and 2) have not been addressed yet. We do have needs, therefore there is no free will. We are greedy, so there is no free will, it's a follow-on effect of the non - conduction of 1)

So I'd say I'd be a good god, then. :)

I'd give the christian fundies a real stern talking to... about how I never advocated hate. And if they refused to listen to me? I'd smite 'em
next I'd smite the owners of corporations I percieved to be immoral, such as tobacco companies.
Next I'd give the Islamic Jihadists a stern talking to, and make sure they got the fact that I don't want them to kill people, and I'd be very displeased if they did any more of that BS. And again, if they refused to listen to the wisdom of God, I'd smite them.
Next, I'd give a revelation to someone on earth in which I'd explain to them a perfect, or near perfect political/economic system that I'd think up with my godly wisdom, and I'd help them get a movement started to change things so that people would be better to each other.

I'd get a better agent

I'd get a better agent :lol:

I would kill my enemies and any one who disagreed with me or criticized me.

I'd 'erase' all religions as well as the capacity of mankind to invent new ones.

id smite everything and start ALL over.

Reintroduce dragons to the world, that feed exclusively on religious fundies (of any religion). :twisted:

SMITING!

aside from that i'd create a species of sentient cat

Create a species of sentient cat? I think the cats would be insulted to hear that. They're already sentient and they're really the ones running the world. :wink:

heil kitty!

I'd 'erase' all religions as well as the capacity of mankind to invent new ones.

Ditto. Then I'd resign as "god". Wait. Before that I'd erase capitalism, and GW Bush.

get people to stop killing each other, not hurting or being rude etc. just not killing each other, no wars or poverty etc. you know go for a utopia for all those who agreed with me, loved me and strived to live like me and follow my teachings etc. :D

Also, I'd update the Bible witha patch every two months, just in case stuff in it should be changed. ^^

Really what would you do if you Weere god? Who would you smite? What would you create? how about destroy? What would you do better? what would you change? Would you be Good Or Evil? I want detail...the not to many. :D

I'd tell the Arabs and the Israelis to stop fighting over that worthless desert and go do something useful.

First thing I'd do as God? Wipe out humanity. It'd make everything so much more quiet. No prayers I have to listen to constantly. Then I'd probably just take a looong nap.

I would be an evil god. I would throw pianos dwon to earth randomly smiteing anything that got in their way. I would go back to the American wars of indapendance and kill (smite) all the revolutionarys as Britain had been doing Gods work dam fine up till then. Next would be the conversion of all religions that dont follow mine. hmmm, ah and i would have to have a huge temple built in my homour something 50 times the size of Baradur. :twisted:

I'd b*tch slap anyone who uses religion to justify their evil deeds.

I would just bitchslap everyone. Especially furries I have to say...

Tear down all of mans creations, reduce the human population to a safe level, and make humans live sustainably again.

Play a lot of pratical jokes.

EDIT: Anyone heard Alias' Devine Dissapointment ? A wondeful tune, heres a selection of the lyrics:

From the day I gave you life
to your last anointment
you have all been nothing but divine dissapointment

You think that every bad thing that happens to you is at my will
like bankrupcy, adultory, and the reason why others kill.
Go on to be mislead as you have your entire life
think that all some how reward
for all your pain and strife.
I can't control destiny
where'd you come up with that notion?

I regret making all of you
You make my blood pressure climb.
I wish I didn't make you
but even I cant turn back the hands of time.

So I'm now stuck to figure out
what to actually do at this point and time
These creatures think that there's an afterlife
but they spend their life benign.
They killed another creature years ago
that claimed to be my son
so now they mold thier lives
after him and claim that He's the One.
The one that will save them, lead them to a new breath
I hate to break it to them: "I have nothing for you after death"

What kind of practical jokes? I could vote for a person with those kind of priorities.

I would feed the animals at the zoo. Rebellious eh?

I would instruct two or three different groups of people who believe in me not, repeat NOT to kill each other in my name. Then I would sit back and watch the fun...

I am in a really bad mood today, so I would institute "instant karma", a la John Lennon.

Whatever evil vile hateful act you do, it would immediately rebound upon you in spades.

Bush's cabinet would be decimnated; Ashcrodt, Rumsfeld, Cheney, and that creep at the FCC would not last until nightfall.
Karl Rove would already be toast.

I still wonder why this thread implies that I am not already in fact God.

I am in a really bad mood today, so I would institute "instant karma", a la John Lennon.

Whatever evil vile hateful act you do, it would immediately rebound upon you in spades.

Bush's cabinet would be decimnated; Ashcrodt, Rumsfeld, Cheney, and that creep at the FCC would not last until nightfall.
Karl Rove would already be toast.

Cheer up, Emo kid! :D

P.S. I know you're not an Emo kid, Coll, but that's my new catch phrase since a friend got it on a bumper sticker.