NationStates Jolt Archive

:idea: :shock: news flash!!! due to the population growth in Bobs utopia the water supply has run foul and the newly formed regional alliance of primary produce consumers needs urgent aid. any greedy capitalist pig arse countries willing to donate blankets and small goods like SALT SALT and potatoes. would be highly appriciated and will be rewarded with new babies of your own, yes we do mean to keep to do with as you please, if this means indoctrination of specific beliefs and practices then they are your responsibility so we will no longer be considered accountable for your actions on the baby matter!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :oops: :idea:

rumour has it that bob is a hairy short fat queen half goat who drives a combi named after his late cousin that cant reach over twenty k's an hour. anyway i dont have any potatos to share but my extrensive salt lake reserves are mine so you can get your filthy short fat hairy pilffering hands away and as for your babies whom i hear are wonderful and not at all from you i wish them all the best :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :D

well, well, well, what do we have here :?: :?:
a short fat hairy queen who wants to giveaway his babies.....i'll take two thanks! in return i offer a lifetime supply of potato chips thus solving the potato/salt crisis in one swift stroke of genius :) :)

i hear the potatos have to be pre-mashed cause bob has no teeth. i have no facilities for this but we have plenty of potatos to give freely away, with no means for compensation. you should look after those babies they seem to be a hope for your saltless future!!! good luck

oviously people can resist crying faces, even crying babies faces