NationStates Jolt Archive

"We calculated in advance the number of casualties...24...This is all that we had hoped for."

"We were at...Washington...when the event took place. We had finished our work... with Dr. Ahmad Abu-al-(Khair)...he....reported that a plane just hit the World Trade Center. We were...the opposite of...overjoyed by it."

"America...the....glorified."


Meh...Shall I continue? Or do a Bush one?

Shit! We forgot my dialysis machine back in Afghanistan!

Breaking News: Osama bin Laden found dead in a cave in eastern Turkey.

Osama Bin Laden: "I will kill the Americans and anyone who allies with them!"

Me: "But doesn't the Muslim bible say that spilling the blood of an innocent is just as good as killing a muslim?"

Osama Bin Laden: "Well.... uh.... errr........ LOOK BEHIND YOU! A THREE-HEADED MONKEY!!!"

Me:"Where?? Shit, where'd he go...?"

"oh silly muhammed, thats the wrong hole honey..."