NationStates Jolt Archive

I think i'd trade my pants for one of the following:
-sugar
-sex
-Evil Fabio
-the answers to my maths or programming assignments
-sugar
-Jesus
-Jesus' rocket car
-sugar

What would you trade your pants for?

The Meaning of Life
or sex

The Meaning of Life

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The Meaning of Life

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I really should read up on that...

I'll give you sex for your pants TBV.

Something to drink... I'm thirsty

I'll give you sex for your pants TBV.

DONE!

*whips off pants*

My first thought was sex.

I'll give you sex for your pants TBV.

DONE!

*whips off pants*
isn't that the dude that wished death upon every American?

I'll give you sex for your pants TBV.

DONE!

*whips off pants*

Alright.

*whips off pants*

-Sex (of course)
-TBV's phone number
-Pasta
-New pants
-TBV's pants

-Sex (of course)
-TBV's phone number
-Pasta
-New pants
-TBV's pants

I ate my phone and Sdaeriji has my pants

I have BMV pants!

I have BMV pants!

BMV?

I have BMV pants!

BMV?

Oops

TBV

It's late, cut me some slack.

Updated list due to current situation

-A picture of TBV
-A pony
-Sex
-Strawberrys
-A big screen TV
-Really cool new pants

Updated list due to current situation

-A picture of TBV



http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v170/theblueviper/pic.jpg

"I'm not wearing any pants. I split my pants and now I'm not wearing any pants." - Franklin Sherman

Seriously, though, if I live alone, what do I need pants for, anyway? Is there anything I can trade for a pair?

Updated list due to current situation

-A picture of TBV



http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v170/theblueviper/pic.jpg

OK, here are my pants

But if I put on pants (which will never happen, btw) then I'll cover up the 19th hole...

-Sex (of course)
-TBV's phone number
-Pasta
-New pants
-TBV's pants

Wow, I like his wish list.

-Sex (of course)
-TBV's phone number
-Pasta
-New pants
-TBV's pants

Wow, I like his wish list.

Thank you very much :)

-Sex (of course)
-TBV's phone number
-Pasta
-New pants
-TBV's pants

Wow, I like his wish list.

Pfft, I don't own pants.

*puts TBV's pants on head and runs around room*

*puts TBV's pants on head and runs around room*

See? Sdaeriji owns my pants.... and you need a nickname. It is too hard to write your full name out... From this point on you shall be called Vladimir. Vlad for short.

Vlad, are you made of cheese?

*puts TBV's pants on head and runs around room*

See? Sdaeriji owns my pants.... and you need a nickname. It is too hard to write your full name out... From this point on you shall be called Vladimir. Vlad for short.

Vlad, are you made of cheese?

How about Sid?

And yes, Natasha, I am made of cheese.

*continues running around with TBV's pants*

*puts TBV's pants on head and runs around room*

See? Sdaeriji owns my pants.... and you need a nickname. It is too hard to write your full name out... From this point on you shall be called Vladimir. Vlad for short.

Vlad, are you made of cheese?

How about Sid?

And yes, Natasha, I am made of cheese.

*continues running around with TBV's pants*

WRONG! I am Jesus. I can be eaten in pies. Wait, I can't be Jesus! I'm suppose to be capturing Jesus so I can eat him in pie form so I can absorb his flying powers.

But you are made of cheese. So that means I can melt you.



And stick you on toast...hmmm

WRONG! I am Jesus. I can be eaten in pies. Wait, I can't be Jesus! I'm suppose to be capturing Jesus so I can eat him in pie form so I can absorb his flying powers.

But you are made of cheese. So that means I can melt you.



And stick you on toast...hmmm

Oh baby, you melted me the moment I met you.

And when you have flying powers, can you take me to work? I'm too lazy to drive.

WRONG! I am Jesus. I can be eaten in pies. Wait, I can't be Jesus! I'm suppose to be capturing Jesus so I can eat him in pie form so I can absorb his flying powers.

But you are made of cheese. So that means I can melt you.



And stick you on toast...hmmm

Oh baby, you melted me the moment I met you.

And when you have flying powers, can you take me to work? I'm too lazy to drive.

Sid/ Vlad, there's a hole in my sock.

Pfft! When I can fly then I can do evil things like... well for starters... and then...

Ok, so I haven't thought that far ahead yet... I'm still trying to track down Jesus.

Do you taste god with ham?

WRONG! I am Jesus. I can be eaten in pies. Wait, I can't be Jesus! I'm suppose to be capturing Jesus so I can eat him in pie form so I can absorb his flying powers.

But you are made of cheese. So that means I can melt you.



And stick you on toast...hmmm

Oh baby, you melted me the moment I met you.

And when you have flying powers, can you take me to work? I'm too lazy to drive.

Sid/ Vlad, there's a hole in my sock.

Pfft! When I can fly then I can do evil things like... well for starters... and then...

Ok, so I haven't thought that far ahead yet... I'm still trying to track down Jesus.

Do you taste god with ham?

I suppose I taste god with ham.

Doesn't Jesus have a talk show or something?

WRONG! I am Jesus. I can be eaten in pies. Wait, I can't be Jesus! I'm suppose to be capturing Jesus so I can eat him in pie form so I can absorb his flying powers.

But you are made of cheese. So that means I can melt you.



And stick you on toast...hmmm

Oh baby, you melted me the moment I met you.

And when you have flying powers, can you take me to work? I'm too lazy to drive.

Sid/ Vlad, there's a hole in my sock.

Pfft! When I can fly then I can do evil things like... well for starters... and then...

Ok, so I haven't thought that far ahead yet... I'm still trying to track down Jesus.

Do you taste god with ham?

I suppose I taste god with ham.

Doesn't Jesus have a talk show or something?

He does? YOU! Join my Jesus Lynch mob. Every member is guarenteed at least one crub after I've eaten the Jesus Pie.

I'd rather just have some more of your clothing.

I'd rather just have some more of your clothing.

Well technically I'm not wearing anything. I long ago renounced clothe wearing on NS. All I have on now is a scarf. If gave you that my neck would get cold.

I'd rather just have some more of your clothing.

Well technically I'm not wearing anything. I long ago renounced clothe wearing on NS. All I have on now is a scarf. If gave you that my neck would get cold.

Ah. Well you don't have to be wearing it. Anything will do.

What about your sock? You know, the one with the hole in it.

I'd rather just have some more of your clothing.

Well technically I'm not wearing anything. I long ago renounced clothe wearing on NS. All I have on now is a scarf. If gave you that my neck would get cold.

Ah. Well you don't have to be wearing it. Anything will do.

Can I have a hat? Then can I leave that on? And you'd better not still be wearing clothes! My pants on your head is fine... but take it off!

I'd rather just have some more of your clothing.

Well technically I'm not wearing anything. I long ago renounced clothe wearing on NS. All I have on now is a scarf. If gave you that my neck would get cold.

Ah. Well you don't have to be wearing it. Anything will do.

Can I have a hat? Then can I leave that on? And you'd better not still be wearing clothes! My pants on your head is fine... but take it off!

Sure, you can have a hat. What kind of hat would you like?

And I'm not wearing any clothes, except for your pants on my head.

I'd rather just have some more of your clothing.

Well technically I'm not wearing anything. I long ago renounced clothe wearing on NS. All I have on now is a scarf. If gave you that my neck would get cold.

Ah. Well you don't have to be wearing it. Anything will do.

Can I have a hat? Then can I leave that on? And you'd better not still be wearing clothes! My pants on your head is fine... but take it off!

Sure, you can have a hat. What kind of hat would you like?

And I'm not wearing any clothes, except for your pants on my head.

Well that's good to hear. My good friend Gary "Custard" Llama the Shag Pile Carpet has this spooty blue flatcap. Can I wear that and only that? I need head attire of some sort, my good man!

Hat away. You have my permission, my dear ....

So, what would I trade my pants in for. Tighter and more transparent pants? :wink:

I wish I had pants to trade :o

Hat away. You have my permission, my dear ....

I am happy! Happy and hungry! I must whisk myself away (not unlike a whisk) and track down the makers of White Hot Chocolate. Such godly things...

We shall continue this pantless business another day, chocolate chair, but til then I bid you $2 for my pants for common decency. If the Hot Chocolate Makers see me without pants they may very well be hypnotised by my nakedness and hence unable to make my sugary drink!

Good day!

*salutes then runs away*

Hat away. You have my permission, my dear ....

I am happy! Happy and hungry! I must whisk myself away (not unlike a whisk) and track down the makers of White Hot Chocolate. Such godly things...

We shall continue this pantless business another day, chocolate chair, but til then I bid you $2 for my pants for common decency. If the Hot Chocolate Makers see me without pants they may very well be hypnotised by my nakedness and hence unable to make my sugary drink!

Good day!

*salutes then runs away*

Au revoir! Good luck with the Hot Chocolate makers. And if they give you any trouble, give them hell! And can I keep your pants? You can put on mine if you want to.

I'll trade my pants for a hat. A big hat. Like one of those oversized sombreros (sp?).

I'll trade my pants for a hat. A big hat. Like one of those oversized sombreros (sp?).

Are you an attractive young female?

I'll trade my pants for a hat. A big hat. Like one of those oversized sombreros (sp?).

Are you an attractive young female?

No....but my girlfriend is!

I'll trade my pants for a hat. A big hat. Like one of those oversized sombreros (sp?).

Are you an attractive young female?

No....but my girlfriend is!

Then no pants for hat deal. Sorry. There's already enough naked man in this thread.

You guys ain't greedy enough. I say world domination.

....
-Jesus' rocket car
....

Jesus had a rocket car?! Cool!

*converts to christianity*

In Britain pants means boxers and underwear so if you are taking them off its pretty obvious that you are about to have sex anyway!

But in the spirit of things, I would swop my pants(trousers) for some glass beads and something shiny! :shock:

And I just noticed that I am now an Ambassador! Cool, I was a diplomat this morning!

:twisted:

And another thing, in the US you call a bottom a Fanny! :lol: :lol:

In Britain that means something else entirely. Bring on the Fanny Packs!! :lol: :lol: 8)

:twisted:

I think i'd trade my pants for one of the following:
-sugar
-sex
-Evil Fabio
-the answers to my maths or programming assignments
-sugar
-Jesus
-Jesus' rocket car
-sugar

What would you trade your pants for?

hmm, sounds good enough, I'd also trade mine in for a chance to be an admin on a crapy forum full of spammers and NS rejects called Flexble Use of Airspace...oh wait, I've already done that :lol:
On second thought, I'll keep my pants, these are my favourite ones.

And another thing, in the US you call a bottom a Fanny! :lol: :lol:

In Britain that means something else entirely. Bring on the Fanny Packs!! :lol: :lol: 8)

:twisted:

No we don't. We call em "ass"

And we know what fanny packs are...

sleep

how pathetic?

edit: or, A's on the two finals I have tomorrow

And another thing, in the US you call a bottom a Fanny! :lol: :lol:

In Britain that means something else entirely. Bring on the Fanny Packs!! :lol: :lol: 8)

:twisted:
wait...what does it mean?

who knows? I don't

I'd trade my pants for a brain that worked better than this one :D

Wait a mo...no...scotch that.

I'd trade my pants for an evening out with Daniel Day Lewis

No, no...on second thoughts an evening with the group of people on NS whose virtual company i enjoy. That would be SO cool 8)

sugar and evil fabio, this i agree!!! chosen wisely since i only have one pair i think i would want a better pair, yet fear this may already be suggested! :?

No, no...on second thoughts an evening with the group of people on NS whose virtual company i enjoy. That would be SO cool 8)
ooh, good point. I'd trade my pants for a date with bottle

Especially if we could both bring our boyfriends :P
edit: oh, and they'd all have to trade their pants in too

And another thing, in the US you call a bottom a Fanny! :lol: :lol:

In Britain that means something else entirely. Bring on the Fanny Packs!! :lol: :lol: 8)

:twisted:
wait...what does it mean?

Ha ha ha ha ha. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:twisted:

What would I trade my pants for? Shorts. It's pretty hot outside.

anything i consider more valuable then my pants, or is that just making too much sense?