Wherein are recorded the momentous occasions and bizarre happenings of this, our region.
Begun this 10th Day of May in the year 2004
A selection of coloured inks is available.
The Ballade of West Pacific
(sung to the tune of Greensleeves)
Come gather round and I will tell,
If you will do the courtesy
Of siiting down and listening well
To tales of those in W.P.
N.S. is all my joy
N.S. is my delight
War, intrigue and idle chat
Flirtations, squabbles and a fight
Benicius
All hail to brave Benicius
To find a rhyme is such a bind
The knid that is vermicious
Was all that Melody could find
N.S. is all my joy
Benicius grins with delight
He slayed the n00bs that here did spam
He was the victor of the fight
Wobbledom
Great Weeble’s acolyte on earth
King Arthur was, with sword in hand
He pteratoedyls slew with mirth
And went clip-clopping through the land
N.S. is all my joy
To spread the cheese is my delight
My quest the Holy Grill to find
And roasted knid to eat tonight
Obsurdisstan
Dezzannnn, oh PRUUUU where are you dear?
I spanked, you ran, I call in vain
Seek high and low, both far and near
Your wombine nose to see again
N.S. is all my joy
The magic ring is my delight
Upon her finger it will bring
Lost Prue to the Holy Grill this night
Intense Insanity
A crystal ball he bought to see
The future clear, that’s what it’s for
No answer even to maths hath he
Methinks he needs to practice more
N.S. is all my joy
The crystal ball is my delight
Pure quartz, polish-ed so clear
See how it sparkles in the light!
TGO
He covered her with blanket, striped
To give her warmth and keep her hid
But first upon her nose he wiped
Blue cheese, to protect from vermicious knid
N.S. is all my joy
Knockedu is my delight
Diction’ries should be unabridged
I keep mine by me when I write
Monkeypimp
11-05-2004, 05:29
haven't we already had this thread?