NationStates Jolt Archive

So what you do is you post. BUT what you do is you use the code for quotes to fake a quote by somebody else! Here's the code for a quote

(there are no spaces unless the nation's name has it)

[ quote = " name "] Message [/quote]

Interesting idea but could lead to abuse in the wrong hands I think...

Allow me to jump off a cliff now that I have clicked the Submit button over 16,000 times!

Okay...so maybe I am an insensitive jerk who doesnt know what's going on...

yeah, i agree, "ninja rap" by vanilla ice is the greatest song ever

The final odds for this week's drawing were a whopping 1:1337!
This week's winner for [violet]'s Best Friend is: Colodia!

The next drawing is for: Colodia's Best Friend!

Whilst I realise that this opinion may prove somewhat controversial, I must respectfully disagree with my critics and stand by my firm conviction that Kerry deserves a chance.
:shock:

After reviewing the facts, I find that Bush is the BEST choice for America in 2004.
:twisted: Tee hee hee

After reviewing the facts, I find that Bush is the BEST choice for America in 2004.
:twisted: Tee hee hee
Actually, he may not be the best choice for America, but he may well be the best choice for Europe's interests. So it is quite complicated. I would not dismiss a second Bush Presidency out of hand.

I am a conservative.

I love democracy.

I loved the Passion of the Christ and I love the intelligent culture of the ghetto

I'm harsh, aren't I?

Whilst I realise that this opinion may prove somewhat controversial, I must respectfully disagree with my critics and stand by my firm conviction that Kerry deserves a chance.
Colodia, you deserve a position higher than administrator. How would you like to own the internet?

Well...who can say no? :P

Colodia, you deserve a position higher than administrator. How would you like to own the internet?
Well...who can say no? :P
:shock: Now that would be scary.

Colodia, you deserve a position higher than administrator. How would you like to own the internet?
Well...who can say no? :P
What I meant to say is that New Genoa should be declared the supreme ruler of the universe.

heh heh. I'm flattered

It all started three years ago when I flew to Japan. The air was thick with soot and grim. I never expected it to be so with all those photograph I had seen before.
I called a taxi and told the driver to take me to Kisarazu, across the bay from Toyko.
We pulled up in front of the train station and I gave him the Yen I owed him for the trip and I walked down 2nd St. and I saw the shoddy run down houses on either side of me. Grafitti was plastered on the walls of every building. I saw the thin, crisp lines on one building spelling out 1931. That was the building.
I knocked on the gray door that was loosly held in its hinges. The pulled blinds opened slightly with a pair of eyes poking through. A muffed voice rumbled thru. "Who are you?" I kneeled down to eye-level with the bodyless voice. "My name doesn't matter. All that matters is what I have." The eye's head turned and came back. "Okay," he said shortly. The door opened and I stepped inside. Bare bulbs swung slowly back and forth by the spinning of the creaky fans. Under one light there was a round table littered with poker chips, cards, and ashtrays filled with the butts of dozens of cigerettes. One of the five men sitting around playing cards looked up at me with his one, good eye. "Where is it?" the man who's eyes I saw just before asked me. I pulled the enveloupe out of my pocket. "It's right here," I told him. I offered it to him. He took it slowly and gave me an icy stare.
"Where's my compensation?" I asked him. "Shenji!" he called, "give him his compensation." He waved his arm over his sholder and a big hulk of a beast came over with a shiny new set of brass knuckles.
He swung for the head but I easily dodged the brutes gnarly bags and tripped him so he hammered against the ground. The men at the table had stood up while I wasn't paying attention and had pulled out AK-47's. I was staring down the barrels of my doom.
As they began firing I went Matrix style or them. Their lousy aim wasn't the only thing I had going for me. They all were dumb as doornails. As I jumped between them kicking in heads as I flew by them they even began shooting wildly even shooting each other.

After collecting the millions of dollars in stolen goods I shipped on back to the good old USA in a fishing trawler.

MINE OWNES YOUR GUYS'!

Everyone, I'm checking into rehab, so I'm going to be away for a while.
:lol:

I think that we should all eat pie noe

I agree, I like apple, cherry and Pumpkin

I'm back because you guys have always been so positive and affirming, even though I'm a fat ugly cow.

AHHH!

Before I get DEATed, i just want to let you all know, that I was actually a conservative, trying to make the liberals look very stupid... Raysia/Capsule was the only one to catch on!yeah, right :P

Few people know the truth, but all my tech is rendered by my sister. I'm actually crap with all that, but she's going do an art major.

i wish i was admin

quote = " Tactical Grace "] Cuneo I think it's about time you replace me as a mod. [/quote]

I'm not very good at posting. I can't figure out qwotes

Or spelling :lol:

]Colodia...how would you like to take up an admin account while I'm gone for the next year or so attempting to assasinate Bush?

Yeah sure...why not?

]
Actually yes, I am Max Barry.

]
Actually yes, I am Max Barry.


:D

]
Actually yes, I am Max Barry.


:lol:

]
Actually yes, I am Max Barry.


:D

No i'm Max barry!

Few people know the truth, but all my tech is rendered by my sister. I'm actually crap with all that, but she's going do an art major.Are you serious? All this time I was beginning to fall in love with you... but... I was afraid of being made fun of by you because of my attractions, but now I've found I am in love with your sister!uh huh...

(too far :P)

Dogs, after reviewing your case, I have decided that you are the rightful owner of the forum title "Smooth Operator"

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU :shock:

Dogs, I apologise for making you enter that code. Please accept two weeks of my life in return for that which I took from you...

Dogs, after reviewing your case, I have decided that you are the rightful owner of the forum title "Smooth Operator"

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU :shock:

TAR is my master!

I humbly admit that I was DOGGD on.

*Washes skin*

i'm a traitor for trying to sacrifice other worshippers!

Dogs, I apologise for making you enter that code. Please accept two weeks of my life in return for that which I took from you...Nah, that's allright, you served your 2-week sentence too!Well ok then, I guess we're even :)

slitting your wrists and jumping into a hot tub really just can't be over-stated

I'M A LOSER!!

AHAHAHAHAHAH!!

i'm a traitor for trying to sacrifice other worshippers!
Here, dogs, have Liger!

Yes, I really am a 50 year old man who lives in his mother's basement. The reason that I have stopped posting is that I am in potato chip rehab.

Yes, I really am a 50 year old man who lives in his mother's basement. The reason that I have stopped posting is that I am in potato chip rehab. :lol:

Everything I say is a lie.
Everything that guy said is the truth.

:P

RIDDLE ME TIHS DOGS!

You misspelt this...

We need a sacrifice, I nominate...well...me. Yes sacrifice me !!!

i'm a traitor for trying to sacrifice other worshippers!
Here, dogs, have Liger!

DIE INFIDEL!

DIE INFIDEL!
*blows self up on you*Woot! It's raining TAR!

i admit i am mildly homophobic, and i am trying to overcome it

i admit i am very homosexual, and nothing you say will make me choose otherwise!That's nice (f-()&!$)(*)

]There is no NationStates. It is all a program designed by the government to control you and your thoughts.

Man! have you read the latest book by Michael Moore?
It was freakin' awesome!
I learned so much about that bastard Bush!
Im so glad I decided to read that !

Vote Kerry!

Man! have you read the latest book by Michael Moore?
It was freakin' awesome!
I learned so much about that bastard Bush!
Im so glad I decided to read that !

Vote Kerry!

there, fixed it

Man! have you read the latest book by Michael Moore?
It was freakin' awesome!
I learned so much about that bastard Bush!
Im so glad I decided to read that !

Vote Kerry!

there, fixed it

Thanks!

i admit i am very homosexual, and nothing you say will make me choose otherwise!That's nice (f-()&!$)(*)

oh, and next time, try and do better than that!

oh, and next time, try and do better than that!More like, you try and do better next time... nerd!

Well, I was really not deeted, I have run off to Canada so that I can escape the tyranny of George Bush and marry my long time gay lover. May you all be blessed by the gods of your choice, since they are all equal. And vote Kerry !!!!!

oh, and next time, try and do better than that!More like, you try and do better next time... nerd!
oooh, borderline flame. chalk up another mod warning :P

oh, and next time, try and do better than that!Thank you TAR, I really appreciate that. I have sent flowers and a copy of Halo to arrive on your doorstep via Fedex Express.

Well, I was really not deeted, I have run off to Canada so that I can escape the tyranny of George Bush and marry my long time gay lover. May you all be blessed by the gos of your choice, since they are all equal. And vote Kerry !!!!! *shivers*

Welcome to bizzarro earth!

Goodnight, and God Bless America!

No I am not [Violet] In fact this is the first time that I have ever visited this site, as I am much to busy writting another book, and touring. Thank you all for comming. Ok, OK, I cannot lie to you guys I really am Reploid Productions .

Goodnight, and God Bless America!LOL

Democrats, Republicans, Liberals, Conservatives, Facists, Communists, Anarchists....can't we all just....get along?

Kerry and Bush for '04!Truer words have never been spoke Capsule Corp.

God Bless AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL!

]Man....**** this. I'm going to spend my time on Neopets!

:shock: WORST.FEAR.EVER.

]Man....**** this. I'm going to spend my time on Neopets!

:shock: WORST.FEAR.EVER.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :shock:

i tried once....at 12....

i used my imagination to the limit....i still found geeky-girl hentai much better....by...a little bit

i tried once....at 12....

i used my imagination to the limit....i still found geeky-girl hentai much better....by...a little bit

:shock: You dig deep donchu?

My husband and I are leaving the forum. We're going to spend the rest of our lives living quietly and not bothering anyone. We'll probably move to Wyoming, so that we can listen to valid opinions that contradict our own in an unjudging and fully accepting way.

I only need to be tolerant of those I agree with.I wish she'd just come out and say it lol j/k

I only need to be tolerant of those I agree with.I wish she'd just come out and say it lol j/k

That and...

Colodia...shut up before I big,red button DEAT your ass! And I'll make my baby press the button!!!!11!1!!!shift!!!

all in good humor steph :wink:

I'm sorry for calling you a hate-mongering fascist, I was misplacing my anger. You see, I had a bad day today, traffic was awful, but I shouldn't have taken out my frustrations on you. Your nation is undeleted and I apologize for being so angsty.

Dearest Stephistan,
I can no longer hide my ... feelings ... for you. Do not shame me in your pity, I know you are taken. I wish you all the best. 'Tis a sad story, the way this ended, but it 'Twas a bitter one also,
-Neraham

*Flourishes Cloak*


AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

STOP TALKING TO ME!

MY NAME IS MUTANT DOGS AND I AM A NOT NICE PERSON!

MY NAME IS MUTANT DOGS AND I AM A NOT NICE PERSON!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What are you a spazzo or something?

] ALL HAIL TAR!

HAIL DOGS!

YOU CAN HAVE LIGER

AND YOU CAN HAVE MY MONEYS
AND YOU CAN HAVE MY NATION

THANKYOU

+@R 1$ 4 9Od

1 4G1V3 U D09S!!

I prostrate myself before the greatness of TAR!

Here, dogs take my forum title. You deserve...I am but a cheap redraw...and I bribed the judges...

Here, dogs take my forum title. You deserve...I am but a cheap redraw...and I bribed the judges...

funneh :roll:

Here, dogs take my forum title. You deserve...I am but a cheap redraw...and I bribed the judges...

i also am not part of the team

Thanks to the Church of the Latter Day Saints I've traced three maternal Great Great Great Grandfather's and their families. Who ever said there was no use for Mormons?

I decree Superpower07 Admin for his extremely humorous threads

The NRA is evil!!!

Thanks to the Church of the Latter Day Saints I've traced three maternal Great Great Great Grandfather's and their families. Who ever said there was no use for Mormons?

i r teh funneh

Ya know what? I can take a hint!

http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/tarealty.jpg :)

http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/tarealty.jpg :)

not again :(

I am actually a homosexual. I cry at night because I could not admit this to myself. But thanks to the wonderful liberals who accept people for who they are and are not moronic bigots, I can be proud of being gay! No more crying myself to sleep! In fact, I might not get some sleep at night for a while, if you know what I mean. :wink:

Thank god Raysia finally came out, now I can tell him I've had a crush on him all these months.

I am jealous of Raysia. I wish I could have that sexy ass of Soviet Democracy. I just want him so much. *sigh* I will go cry now...oh, did I just type that?

I am actually a homosexual. I cry at night because I could not admit this to myself. But thanks to the wonderful liberals who accept people for who they are and are not moronic bigots, I can be proud of being gay! No more crying myself to sleep! In fact, I might not get some sleep at night for a while, if you know what I mean. :wink: yeah, you wish...

I am actually a homosexual. I cry at night because I could not admit this to myself. But thanks to the wonderful liberals who accept people for who they are and are not moronic bigots, I can be proud of being gay! No more crying myself to sleep! In fact, I might not get some sleep at night for a while, if you know what I mean. :wink: yeah, you wish...

he does! XD

I am actually a homosexual. I cry at night because I could not admit this to myself. But thanks to the wonderful liberals who accept people for who they are and are not moronic bigots, I can be proud of being gay! No more crying myself to sleep! In fact, I might not get some sleep at night for a while, if you know what I mean. :wink: yeah, you wish...

Thank god Raysia finally came out, now I can tell him I've had a crush on him all these months.

Apparently I do... :-/

Thank goodness Raysia finnally came out, now we can make a public announcement : The Red Arrow and Raysia are having a life commitment ceremony on June 21 (In celebration of the pagan holiday). You are all invited to attend this same-sex ceremony.
There will be a reception later at the blue oyster bar, please bring a gift.

I R T3H C001 :D

Thank goodness Raysia finnally came out, now we can make a public announcement : The Red Arrow and Raysia are having a life commitment ceremony on June 21 (In celebration of the pagan holiday). You are all invited to attend this same-sex ceremony.
There will be a reception later at the blue oyster bar, please bring a gift.

:shock:

Thank god Raysia finally came out, now I can tell him I've had a crush on him all these months.

You mean my arch rival on NationStates beat me to it?! Oh well...

Crikey!

I am actually a virgin. :cry:

Colodia is Bush's evil twin brother!

I am actually a virgin. :cry:

LOL!

Has anyone seen my favorite pair of jeans? I can't go anywhere without wearing those jeans.

*hopes BV does not notice that I am wearing her favorite jeans*

This is...so...sexy...I can...barely...control...myself...!!!

I am actually a virgin. :cry:

LOL!

its hilarious isnt it? :lol:

I am , in fact, a man

I am , in fact, a man

LMAO!

OMG! That is hilarious!

Think of all the horny computer geeks that would take a steaming hot shower with all their cloths on right after they found that out.

But we know it is not true (or at least I have enough trust in BV to assume so).

I am , in fact, a man

are you waiting for Dg as well liberal?

Colodia is Bush's evil twin brother!
I can live with that

I respect Michael Moore and his body of work.

Not even I can pronounce my name

The war in Iraq is wrong, and George W. Bush is a terrible president

The war in Iraq is wrong, and George W. Bush is a terrible president

It's a "warping" quotes thread. It'd been real if you had said...

I actually have a position that I stand by.

So what you do is you post. BUT what you do is you use the code for quotes to fake a quote by somebody else! Here's the code for a quote

Oh, I get it. We make the person say whatever we feel like making them say.

Exactly. For instance.

Thank you, Sdaeriji, for showing me the error of my ways.

No problem.

So....America is ACTUALLY a great nation and my ignorance was blindness thanks to my Anti-American media? THANK YOU COLODIA FOR SHOWING ME THE ERRORS OF MY WAYS!

Anytime pal

I'm sorry, Sdaeriji. I didn't realize you were an American and has voted Republican in every election you've been able to.

i'm really catholic, and CE is my best friend!
:lol:

]Sdaeriji is hereby proclaimed God of NationStates!

]Sdaeriji is hereby proclaimed God of NationStates!

] OMG I R T3H L337 COD3MONK3Y

]B.S.! I was drunk! I would NEVER say something like that on a sane mind!

WHAT HAVE I CREATED!?


At a guess, that's probably not too far from the truth...

--
Moonshine
CrystalDragon on Espernet IRC

WHAT HAVE I CREATED!?


At a guess, that's probably not too far from the truth...

--
Moonshine
CrystalDragon on Espernet IRC

i bet $5 he did say that!

I recant my nihilism and now do the soup run for St. Peter's on the Sparrow

Pssst, kid. Enter this code!

heheheheeheheh...


Well, maybe this one time ...



You are banned from the forum for two(2) weeks for codemonkeying



hehehehehehhe!

If you droppped your keys you'd bend over too.

I really am a militant atheist obsessed with ridding the world of this notion of 'God'

\/\/00h00 g0 j@p@n0phil3s!!! s00p0r d00p3r futj00r |-|igh t3hc J@p@|\| full 0f |-|0t gurlz!!!

---Post deleted by NationStates Moderators---

I want everyone to know that i killed my sister last nite. I ate her too. She tasted v. good alongside my cat fritters. mmmm mmm good!

Big butts? EWW! Nasty!

I want everyone to know that i killed my sister last nite. I ate her too. She tasted v. good alongside my cat fritters. mmmm mmm good!

Err, why hasn't he been deleted yet?

Big butts? EWW! Nasty!
This was awesome, good work Colodia, despite being a rabid liberal.

I really am a militant atheist obsessed with ridding the world of this notion of 'God'

\/\/00h00 g0 j@p@n0phil3s!!! s00p0r d00p3r futj00r |-|igh t3hc J@p@|\| full 0f |-|0t gurlz!!!

now what a sec- i hate that stupid leet. unless you just leetized my words.

I am , in fact, a man

LMAO!

OMG! That is hilarious!

Think of all the horny computer geeks that would take a steaming hot shower with all their cloths on right after they found that out.

But we know it is not true (or at least I have enough trust in BV to assume so).

What you don't know can't hurt you...

DAMN! This Red Bull shit REALLY DOES give you wings!

Personally, I use a Mac. I'm sick of Windows.

Ok, I admit it, it's not really a sword, it's just a large metal club. I just wantd to be popular :cry:

"Tidus"

deep

I'm really a cat

I'm really a cat

:shock:

T3HY C4STRAT3D M1 NOOTS!

Sometimes...at night....I dream about cats
Sometimes...at night...I dream about dogs

"Tidus"

:lol: It's funny, because she never says his name :D

"Tidus"

:lol: It's funny, because she never says his name :D

that was the point :lol:

I'm really a cat

:shock:

T3HY C4STRAT3D M1 NOOTS!

:lol:

Sometimes...at night....I dream about cats
Sometimes...at night...I dream about dogs

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! :shock:

"Tidus"

:lol: It's funny, because she never says his name :D

that was the point :lol:

I know.

Hey, wait a minute! Aeris isn't dead, I can just use a phoenix down!
:roll:

"Tidus"

:lol: It's funny, because she never says his name :D

that was the point :lol:

I know.

*cough*


weathers....nice....

"Tidus"

:lol: It's funny, because she never says his name :D

that was the point :lol:

I know.

mr allknowing hacker you are :lol:

"Tidus"

:lol: It's funny, because she never says his name :D

that was the point :lol:

I know.

mr allknowing hacker you are :lol:

Ugh, it's NOT hacking if you just use someone elses password, even NS agrees with that. :P

Hey, wait a minute! Aeris isn't dead, I can just use a phoenix down!
:roll:

*smacks self*

of course!

"Tidus"

:lol: It's funny, because she never says his name :D

that was the point :lol:

I know.

mr allknowing hacker you are :lol:

Ugh, it's NOT hacking if you just use someone elses password, even NS agrees with that. :P

might as well be mr hacker

Traitraintraintraintrain! TRAAAAAIN!

No Child Left Behind and my attack on Iraq is all part of my plan to accelerate Jesus's Second Coming!!! Long live "compassionate*" conservatism!!
*compassion exculded from blacks, hispanics, muslims, jews, and anybody else who's not some stupid biased white evangelist male like me!

PYRAMIDS!

I thought this died...

Colodia...I'm sorry. Spam Forum 7 all you like.

I thought this died...

Colodia...I'm sorry. Spam Forum 7 all you like.

1 4r3 cr4zy

What IS the Atheist's Reality?

i admit not being able to spam to save my life

I can get 200 of my posts deleted and gain it back within the day

I can get 200 of my posts deleted and gain it back within the day

correct :D

I can get 200 of my posts deleted and gain it back within the day

I wish I can say the same about my women