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HOW OLD ARE YOU?

New Gumboygle
10-05-2004, 05:55
In order to get some demographics, how old are you?
The Burnsian Desert
10-05-2004, 05:56
Three.
(Sorry, couldn't resist :))
10-05-2004, 05:57
I'm a 300 year-old worm bonded inside a gorgeous 28 year-old woman with alien spots running down her neck.

*put that in your statistical pipe and smoke it*
Great Mateo
10-05-2004, 06:07
15 years, 3 months, 17 days.
10-05-2004, 06:08
11 Years, 1 hour, 8 minutes
Xeraph
10-05-2004, 06:13
Old enough to know better, too young to care...........
imported_ViZion
10-05-2004, 06:13
OOC: Do I need to even say where this belongs?
Xeraph
10-05-2004, 06:15
I'm a 300 year-old worm bonded inside a gorgeous 28 year-old woman with alien spots running down her neck.

*put that in your statistical pipe and smoke it*


HMMMMMMMM....sounds like my kinda woman.....
Layarteb
10-05-2004, 06:15
Old enough to realize this goes in the General Forum but young enough to not give a crap.
imported_ViZion
10-05-2004, 06:16
Old enough to realize this goes in the General Forum but young enough to not give a crap.
Thank you, just what I was hintin at

OOC: Do I need to even say where this belongs?
The Basenji
10-05-2004, 06:17
Old enough to realize this goes in the General Forum but young enough to not give a crap.

Nice :lol:

New Gumboygle- I'm 16...going on 17 in Janurary.
10-05-2004, 06:32
I'm a 300 year-old worm bonded inside a gorgeous 28 year-old woman with alien spots running down her neck.

*put that in your statistical pipe and smoke it*


HMMMMMMMM....sounds like my kinda woman.....

I've been a man more times than I've been a woman. My last host was a dirty old man. On the upside, this host has been seen making out with other women on more than one occasion, so that might counterbalance the "it's a man in a woman's body!" factor.

/is actually a college-aged male farking around with statistical inquiries
Xeraph
10-05-2004, 06:35
I'm a 300 year-old worm bonded inside a gorgeous 28 year-old woman with alien spots running down her neck.

*put that in your statistical pipe and smoke it*


HMMMMMMMM....sounds like my kinda woman.....

I've been a man more times than I've been a woman. My last host was a dirty old man. On the upside, this host has been seen making out with other women on more than one occasion, so that might counterbalance the "it's a man in a woman's body!" factor.

/is actually a college-aged male farking around with statistical inquiries

well, as long as the worm inside the chick's body doesn't have teeth.......er, never mind..........
10-05-2004, 06:38
I'm a 300 year-old worm bonded inside a gorgeous 28 year-old woman with alien spots running down her neck.

*put that in your statistical pipe and smoke it*


HMMMMMMMM....sounds like my kinda woman.....

I've been a man more times than I've been a woman. My last host was a dirty old man. On the upside, this host has been seen making out with other women on more than one occasion, so that might counterbalance the "it's a man in a woman's body!" factor.

/is actually a college-aged male farking around with statistical inquiries

well, as long as the worm inside the chick's body doesn't have teeth.......er, never mind..........

Nope. It just sort of slides right in...
Wormia
10-05-2004, 06:39
Time is but a concept, relative to all freely moving observers, therefore, my age would be mere seconds if you were traveling the speed of light.

So, assuming you were traveling the speed of light,you wouldn't care because I would only be a few seconds old.

Assuming you are a freely-moving observer on Earth (which I suspect you not to be, you speed demon you) I would be (by your perception)

16 Years
201 Months
875 Weeks
6131 Days
147134 Hours
8828079 Minutes
Dyelli Beybi
10-05-2004, 06:52
I am older than my trousers but not quite as old as the TV show I'm watching.
Monte Ozarka
10-05-2004, 06:58
Instead of trying to respons with something witty, I'll just say I'm 18. (and 2 months and 10 days)
Vrak
10-05-2004, 07:05
OOC:

I can safely say to people under 20:

"I didn't have the Internet when I was your age!"

[That is, in regards to how popular and widespread it is now. I know it was created way back in the 70s. By the way, I'm 35.]
Artoonia
10-05-2004, 07:24
What does it say over to the left there about my birth date? I must be about 37 days old.
Moozimoo
10-05-2004, 07:28
Time is but a concept, relative to all freely moving observers, therefore, my age would be mere seconds if you were traveling the speed of light.

So, assuming you were traveling the speed of light,you wouldn't care because I would only be a few seconds old.

Assuming you are a freely-moving observer on Earth (which I suspect you not to be, you speed demon you) I would be (by your perception)

16 Years
201 Months
875 Weeks
6131 Days
147134 Hours
8828079 Minutes
Actually time is the fourth dimension.
10-05-2004, 07:30
Time is but a concept, relative to all freely moving observers, therefore, my age would be mere seconds if you were traveling the speed of light.

So, assuming you were traveling the speed of light,you wouldn't care because I would only be a few seconds old.

Assuming you are a freely-moving observer on Earth (which I suspect you not to be, you speed demon you) I would be (by your perception)

16 Years
201 Months
875 Weeks
6131 Days
147134 Hours
8828079 Minutes
Actually time is the fourth dimension.

By some theories, yes. By other theories, time is simply an effect of the interaction of the other three to 11 (or infinite) dimensions.
Moozimoo
10-05-2004, 07:36
will we ever know?
it is like a black hole - infinetly small and infinetly big at the same time.
we just can't work it out
Monte Ozarka
10-05-2004, 07:38
physics...ugh...stop...*collapse*

um, when is a mod gonna come and move this thread?
ACMM Turf
10-05-2004, 07:54
15. No silly fluffy answers.
10-05-2004, 08:04
15. No silly fluffy answers.

Is it fuzzy, though?
The Most Glorious Hack
10-05-2004, 08:08
Older than every age posted here.

Oh, and off to General with this thread!
Incertonia
10-05-2004, 08:32
OOC:

I can safely say to people under 20:

"I didn't have the Internet when I was your age!"

[That is, in regards to how popular and widespread it is now. I know it was created way back in the 70s. By the way, I'm 35.]Me too, which officially makes us old farts on this board. :lol:
Argyres
10-05-2004, 08:41
I'm turning 20 in June...that should alleviate any concerns over my stating that my birthday was "6/25/05" in another thread ;)
Kanteletar
10-05-2004, 08:44
Old enough to remember playing Frogger and Donkey Kong on Atari.
The Sadistic Skinhead
10-05-2004, 09:04
old enough to go to prison
Buzzadonia
10-05-2004, 13:55
43
anyone older?
D World
10-05-2004, 13:58
I.m 16 years old and you? :)
Stephistan
10-05-2004, 14:11
43
anyone older?

Here I thought I was old..lol you got me beat.. I'm 35.. ;)
Greater Valia
10-05-2004, 14:11
32
Buzzadonia
10-05-2004, 14:12
Youre as aold as you want to be.
Seriously.
Greater Valia
10-05-2004, 14:13
Youre as aold as you want to be.
Seriously. god bless the internet
Buzzadonia
10-05-2004, 14:16
Youre as aold as you want to be.
Seriously. god bless the internet

God bless Viagra

Dribble Dribble
The Sadistic Skinhead
10-05-2004, 14:31
whos the oldest person on nationstates?
Cuneo Island
10-05-2004, 14:33
I am 26 years old.
10-05-2004, 14:33
Im as old as time itself. I watched God get born. I witnessed big bang, when humanity first appeared I was already older than your current numerical system can possibly reach. When the first galaxy appeared I was already ancient.

So I must be like... 45?
Sdaeriji
10-05-2004, 14:36
I'm a 300 year-old worm bonded inside a gorgeous 28 year-old woman with alien spots running down her neck.

*put that in your statistical pipe and smoke it*


HMMMMMMMM....sounds like my kinda woman.....

I've been a man more times than I've been a woman. My last host was a dirty old man. On the upside, this host has been seen making out with other women on more than one occasion, so that might counterbalance the "it's a man in a woman's body!" factor.

/is actually a college-aged male farking around with statistical inquiries

Hmm, Deep Space 9 reference. Interesting.
Aldazar
10-05-2004, 15:43
21
Wormia
10-05-2004, 15:54
Actually time is the fourth dimension.

I never stated it wasn't.

I was simply attempting to prove that if the question was asked from someone travelling light speed would percieve your entire existence to be very short.
Nimzonia
10-05-2004, 16:00
22 of your earth years, filthy humon.
Bonilika
10-05-2004, 16:08
Im 18 :D
10-05-2004, 16:14
31 :D
Gibratlar
10-05-2004, 17:21
I'm 14 next month...

Don't kill cause I'm younger than all of ya
Lakarian
10-05-2004, 17:31
Ehhhh.....What was that sonny, how old am I? Almost 29 whippersnapper.

Actually I'm still amazed there are people a good deal older than me on here.
Ashmoria
10-05-2004, 17:40
ill be 47 next month

how do people GET This old??
BLARGistania
10-05-2004, 17:41
745 years old.


or, 17.

Take your pick.
Johnistan
10-05-2004, 17:45
16, turning 17 in August.

Then again I could be completely stoned.
Nazi Deutschland Axis
10-05-2004, 18:04
Older than I'd like to be :(
The fairy tinkerbelly
10-05-2004, 18:06
sometimes i'm 14, sometimes 15, sometimes 16 and other times 18, it varies, depending on where i am, my actual age is 16 though
Spammia
10-05-2004, 18:19
15
Snub Nose 38
10-05-2004, 18:21
43
anyone older?53
10-05-2004, 18:22
Older than I'd like to be :(-

The alternative is pretty permanent.
Kryozerkia
10-05-2004, 19:50
21 years, 2 months, 6 days and 2 hours and 50 minutes old...

HA!!
Snub Nose 38
10-05-2004, 19:51
Older than I'd like to be :(-

The alternative is pretty permanent.The only thing worse than getting old is not getting old.