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National Faggot Week

The first ever National Faggot Week starts on the 26th January ! Seven days of nationwide faggot promotions, competitions and sampling.


Disgusting. They get everywhere.


18/10/02 Faggot Family competition The search for a Faggot Family competition has closed. We are busy short-listing for the family finalists. Winners are to be announced at a major Mr Brain’s event in London next month, so watch this space!

We have had hundreds of entries to our search for a Faggot Family competition, but how did it all start?


Spreading faggot propaganda and pushing faggots into family life. There is no place in this country for FAGGOT FAMILIES!




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wow, what a blow for the keep-gays-out-of-marriage cause

I thought "Oh no not again" until I saw who posted it :D

Is thid true, or are you playing for laughs.

And I thought I had seen it all.

:?

2002?

I don't understand one bit of this...

I thought "Oh no not again" until I saw who posted it :D

Is thid true, or are you playing for laughs.

It's true. Nothing I like more than a pair of faggots meatballs in my mouth, or some rich brown faggot sauce.

:lol: :lol:

This is just gonna be innuendo city until the mods get it.

WTF is this?

I don't think there are any on line at the moment, so no worries.

Is this where the insult comes from? :?

Edit: from dictionary.com

"[Perhaps from faggot, variant of fagot, bundle, lump, old woman.]"

weird.

I don't think there are any on line at the moment, so no worries.

Is this where the insult comes from? :?

No, I think that comes from the fact that big bundles of sticks used for firewood are called faggots too (yes, you've got it- there's nothing I like more than going into the woods and coming back with a big heavy faggot on my back).

The point being that Mediaeval Europeans *apparantly* burnt gays. Although sexuality in those days was far less clear cut without gay/ straight boundaries so people had sex with who they wanted.

Go back to Russia you bigot.

you sure this aint a prank? It doesnt seem to have been updated for a year.

wow, way way out there. But still amusing.

:lol:

Y'know, I was all ready to be pissed off at this at first...

I think Faggots are kind of a west country thing:

"Arrr! Oi et a gurt foine faggot larst noight!"

etcetera.

:lol:

Y'know, I was all ready to be pissed off at this at first...

Ah, you liberal schmucks always climax too early.

I think Faggots are kind of a west country thing:

"Arrr! Oi et a gurt foine faggot larst noight!"

etcetera.


:lol:
We are the cider drinkers, oo arr oo arr aye!

you sure this aint a prank? It doesnt seem to have been updated for a year.

Mr Brains is quite real. I've seen them on the shelf. In britain, the term 'faggot' isn't really used as often as it is in the US, to describe homosexuals. A fag is a cigarette, presumably because of the same wood/burning thing.

I don't think there are any on line at the moment, so no worries.

Is this where the insult comes from? :?

Edit: from dictionary.com

"[Perhaps from faggot, variant of fagot, bundle, lump, old woman.]"

weird.

My Oxford dictionary defines "faggot" as "a ball or roll of seasoned chopped liver etc, baked or fried"

(Anyone not owning a proper Oxford is truly lacking. Websters are just so inferior.)

you sure this aint a prank? It doesnt seem to have been updated for a year.

Mr Brains is quite real. I've seen them on the shelf. In britain, the term 'faggot' isn't really used as often as it is in the US, to describe homosexuals. A fag is a cigarette, presumably because of the same wood/burning thing.

Yup. Nothing I like more than a limp fag between my lips.
This really is too easy.

Faggot is still a very offensive term for a homosexual in Britain, and usually only used by two types of people- extreme homophobes who use it to cause maximum offence (because it is unusual to hear it) and by the gay community as a reclaimed word, eg- 'fag hag' is a common term.
Other than that, a fag is a cigarette and a faggot is a meatballs.


I wish I were part of the National Faggot Family.

Ah, you liberal schmucks always climax too early.

Well, in all fairness, I was just coming off of posting to a gay marriage debate on another forum, so I'd had quite a bit of foreplay before this particular climax, but well done - Funny as hell once I got it.

"What is this cigarette talking about?"

-Peter

I don't think there are any on line at the moment, so no worries.

Is this where the insult comes from? :?

Edit: from dictionary.com

"[Perhaps from faggot, variant of fagot, bundle, lump, old woman.]"

weird.

My Oxford dictionary defines "faggot" as "a ball or roll of seasoned chopped liver etc, baked or fried"

(Anyone not owning a proper Oxford is truly lacking. Websters are just so inferior.)


Try and get the Encyclopedic version too, if you can.

There's a store down the road which sells pork faggots. I laughed when I saw the boxes in the fridge. :lol:

Great now the fags get their own week.

Great now the fags get their own week.

What is it you are opposed to? The ideas behind National Faggot Week, or just Faggots in general? What have faggots ever done to hurt you?

Fags take all the women even when they won't do anything with them.

Actually some fags have done bad things to me.

Great now the fags get their own week.

Reminds me, I need some fags desparetley.

I reckon they should get their own week.

We already have anti-smoking day/week we need some balance dammit :twisted:

Yeah we could all use that kinda fag.

Fags take all the women even when they won't do anything with them.

Actually some fags have done bad things to me.

This couldn't be actually just homophobia, not based on the actual article at all, could it?

Because I don't believe faggots possess the intelligence or desire to take all the women. In fact I don't think they have the power of conscious thought. And what have faggots done to hurt you?

Actually some fags have done bad things to me.

What? Food poisoning?

A faggot kissed my wife on the lips back when we were dating. She was disgusted and I beat his ass.

A faggot kissed my wife on the lips back when we were dating. She was disgusted and I beat his ass.

Out of all the things you could have mentioned, that was easily the worst. No joke, I mean he could have been trying to give her one of those parasites out of Shivers

Yeah man it was bad, and now I'm homophobic pretty much.

Nonetheless I dented the stupid fags head in so I'm fine now.

A faggot kissed my wife on the lips back when we were dating. She was disgusted and I beat his ass.

You should tell Mr Brain. He won't have his faggots misbehavin', specially in National Faggot Week. Infact, he'll get the Faggot Family on his naughty faggots.


Hmmm, faggots....

WAHAHHAAA! That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.

You should quote the post. No one knows which post you are calling stupid.

:?

Yeah man it was bad, and now I'm homophobic pretty much.

Nonetheless I dented the stupid fags head in so I'm fine now.

If you had defrosted the faggot first, it would have mushed rather than dented. And wonderful use of due legal process there.

You should quote the post. No one knows which post you are calling stupid.

Indeed. Which could it possibly be?

Yes I should have defrosted him, but I think my wife did most of that with her hotness. But he had a lot of frost on him. So I dented the queer.

Yeah man it was bad, and now I'm homophobic pretty much.

Nonetheless I dented the stupid fags head in so I'm fine now.

If you had defrosted the faggot first, it would have mushed rather than dented. And wonderful use of due legal process there.

Its not as if they are really human, so it doesn't matter. :roll:

Yeah man it was bad, and now I'm homophobic pretty much.

Nonetheless I dented the stupid fags head in so I'm fine now.

If you had defrosted the faggot first, it would have mushed rather than dented. And wonderful use of due legal process there.

Its not as if they are really human, so it doesn't matter. :roll:

:shock:

If a faggot read this he would be really pissed.

Faggots rule. Shut up.

I donate sperm every year for Lesbian couples. You're just some pathetic suburban bible freak....or some idiot who misinterpreted Darwin in 3rd grade and still can't get over it. Loser.

Yeah man it was bad, and now I'm homophobic pretty much.

Nonetheless I dented the stupid fags head in so I'm fine now.

If you had defrosted the faggot first, it would have mushed rather than dented. And wonderful use of due legal process there.

Its not as if they are really human, so it doesn't matter. :roll:

:shock:

If a faggot read this he would be really pissed.
You know what, chances are one is. And understands, -> :roll:

Yeah man it was bad, and now I'm homophobic pretty much.

Nonetheless I dented the stupid fags head in so I'm fine now.

I feel like you would hate those poor little meatballs no matter what. Did you squish that round meaty goodness between your toes too?

Yeah man it was bad, and now I'm homophobic pretty much.

Nonetheless I dented the stupid fags head in so I'm fine now.

If you had defrosted the faggot first, it would have mushed rather than dented. And wonderful use of due legal process there.

Its not as if they are really human, so it doesn't matter. :roll:

I bet homosexuals read the first post, mind.

Yeah man it was bad, and now I'm homophobic pretty much.

Nonetheless I dented the stupid fags head in so I'm fine now.

If you had defrosted the faggot first, it would have mushed rather than dented. And wonderful use of due legal process there.

Its not as if they are really human, so it doesn't matter. :roll:

:shock:

If a faggot read this he would be really pissed.
You know what, chances are one is. And understands, :roll:

Haha. I think its not the faggots who misunderstand.

I wouldn't hate them if that hadn't happened. But many gay people do have the quality of thinking they can do stuff like that. And his excuse would be, I'm gay so I don't care. Well guess what I do care. He does not touch my girl. It wouldn't have even been as bad if he had just pissed off me. But he made Angelina feel uncomfortable. So then I had to do something.

I find your thread extremely offensive.

Yeah man it was bad, and now I'm homophobic pretty much.

Nonetheless I dented the stupid fags head in so I'm fine now.

If you had defrosted the faggot first, it would have mushed rather than dented. And wonderful use of due legal process there.

Its not as if they are really human, so it doesn't matter. :roll:

:shock:

If a faggot read this he would be really pissed.
You know what, chances are one is. And understands, :roll:

Haha. I think its not the faggots who misunderstand.

:D

I wouldn't hate them if that hadn't happened. But many gay people do have the quality of thinking they can do stuff like that. And his excuse would be, I'm gay so I don't care. Well guess what I do care. He does not touch my girl. It wouldn't have even been as bad if he had just pissed off me. But he made Angelina feel uncomfortable. So then I had to do something.

The name comes out. Pics soon </jk>

Faggots rule. Shut up.

I donate sperm every year for Lesbian couples. You're just some pathetic suburban bible freak....or some idiot who misinterpreted Darwin in 3rd grade and still can't get over it. Loser.

Can I quote you on that?

I don't see why this conversation has gravitated towards sex.

I find your thread extremely offensive.

Yeah it is... But it's funny too. Not the dude with no sense of humour who for some reason is stuck in Americanism.
*Sigh*

I find your thread extremely offensive.

HAHAHAHA!

And you've read this thread? Or are you American?

Faggots rule. Shut up.

I donate sperm every year for Lesbian couples. You're just some pathetic suburban bible freak....or some idiot who misinterpreted Darwin in 3rd grade and still can't get over it. Loser.

Can I quote you on that?

I don't see why this conversation has gravitated towards sex.

It takes all sorts.

I love this thread.

I find your thread extremely offensive.

Yeah it is... But it's funny too. Not the dude with no sense of humour who for some reason is stuck in Americanism and thinks that "faggot" is referring to homosexuals.

*Sigh*

Lets face it, it's basically an excuse for me to make crude innuendos about meaty balls in my mouth and my appreciation for faggots.

Alright this is getting out of hand so I'm leaving.

Alright this is getting out of hand so I'm leaving.

Damn the American sense of humour.

Faggots rule. Shut up.

I donate sperm every year for Lesbian couples. You're just some pathetic suburban bible freak....or some idiot who misinterpreted Darwin in 3rd grade and still can't get over it. Loser.

Can I quote you on that?

I don't see why this conversation has gravitated towards sex.

It takes all sorts.

I love this thread.

It involves three distinct groups-
1) The intelligent/European/people who can read group-

2) The homophobe group who don't CARE what the thread is about, as long as they can shout their tired religious dogma at the scream wishing someone would care

3) The self righteous whining PC bummers who see the word faggot and get offended on behalf of any homosexual ever born, more stigmatising us as a weak and pathetic outsider group.




And possibly a fourth group, those who like to hold the steaming hot brown balls of a faggot in their mouth every night.

I wouldn't hate them if that hadn't happened. But many gay people do have the quality of thinking they can do stuff like that. And his excuse would be, I'm gay so I don't care. Well guess what I do care. He does not touch my girl. It wouldn't have even been as bad if he had just pissed off me. But he made Angelina feel uncomfortable. So then I had to do something.


What relation does this story have to his sexuality? The man was obviously a dick- if he was straight, you'd have been the same, but you wouldn't hate all straight guys, would you? Judge people as you find them, dude.

I find your thread extremely offensive.

you're not a ...Vegetarian *shudder* are you?

I wouldn't hate them if that hadn't happened. But many gay people do have the quality of thinking they can do stuff like that. And his excuse would be, I'm gay so I don't care. Well guess what I do care. He does not touch my girl. It wouldn't have even been as bad if he had just pissed off me. But he made Angelina feel uncomfortable. So then I had to do something.


What relation does this story have to his sexuality? The man was obviously a dick- if he was straight, you'd have been the same, but you wouldn't hate all straight guys, would you? Judge people as you find them, dude.

I think some people just need an excuse to be bigotted, and will use any excuse, no matter how superficial and inane, to be so.

3) The self righteous whining PC bummers who see the word faggot and get offended on behalf of any homosexual ever born, more stigmatising us as a weak and pathetic outsider group.

There are some people in the world who just want to be insulted, and will look for any excuse.

I find your thread extremely offensive.

you're not a ...Vegetarian *shudder* are you?

Can we just start throwing random insults at this person, and justify it with the fact that this 'politically-correct-fails-to-read-the-post-numbskull' deserves to be ridiculed within an inch of his/her/gender-neutral life for obvious stupidity. Although they probably won't read it.

Can I call him a wog?




I think I just put my foot through my amp in all this excitement.

3) The self righteous whining PC bummers who see the word faggot and get offended on behalf of any homosexual ever born, more stigmatising us as a weak and pathetic outsider group.

There are some people in the world who just want to be insulted, and will look for any excuse.

People should just be a bit more thick-skinned and realise that people in the real world are nasty.

While I personally have never eaten a faggot...well, all right, there was that one time in college, but that's an experimental phase and everyone goes through it and I shouldn't be judged because it was a normal, healthy thing and I just had a craving and...where was I?

Oh, yes, I'm sure they're very tasteful and make the plate look wonderful.

While I personally have never eaten a faggot...well, all right, there was that one time in college, but that's an experimental phase and everyone goes through it and I shouldn't be judged because it was a normal, healthy thing and I just had a craving and...where was I?

Oh, yes, I'm sure they're very tasteful and make the plate look wonderful.

Don't worry, we've all done it. Those who say they haven't are just in denial. No one will judge you ;)

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Can I call him a wog?


Um, no.

You know, Pyrenees, I was pretty much ready to murder you with a plastic spoon out of righteous wrath.... Well, either that or flame you to death until the mods took me off to the place with cushions on the wall after making me wear a weird sleeved shirt...


Until I clicked the link a few seconds ago. :shock: Now I feel... rather cheated :?

I do appreciate the... would you call that a satire?

But I still think it's very wrong of you to work me up like and then withdraw the target of my anger. :twisted:

wow, somebody said the word "faggot"..big deal, i can think of a lot more offensive words which can be said.

wow, somebody said the word "faggot"..big deal, i can think of a lot more offensive words which can be said.

Words like "I", "didn't", "actually", "read", "the", "thread", "before", "I", "posted?"

I did read through the thread actually

It tastes like gravy. So I've heard.

What?

Oh, well. Guess I should just pop out for a fag break. Yep, put that fag in my mouth and suck for all I'm worth.

OK, that's quite enough from me...

It tastes like gravy. So I've heard.

What?

Oh, well. Guess I should just pop out for a fag break. Yep, put that fag in my mouth and suck for all I'm worth.

OK, that's quite enough from me...


Haha.


I do appreciate the... would you call that a satire?


No, it's called British Cuisine.