45 but never had a girlfriend
Help! I'm 45, I live with my parents and have never had a girlfriend!
What advice and help can you give me?
Ifracombe
09-05-2004, 19:53
Uhhh...sorry dude...
The Great Leveller
09-05-2004, 19:55
Move out?
Ifracombe
09-05-2004, 19:56
get off the computer? hehe
My name is Norman Bates and my mother doesn't want me to move out!
Who will look after the motel, and keep the Neon sign working?
Crazy Texan Cowboys
09-05-2004, 19:57
a mechanic one would assume.
Link, stop being foolish...
Setp 1: Don't go near any showers
Step 2:
Don't let Hitchcock near birds!
Damn, that was a BAD film compared to the old stabbity I've grown to love. (blame in-depth English lessons...)
Why WAS "The Birds" so bad anyhow?
Crazy Texan Cowboys
09-05-2004, 20:02
1) Move out (not necessary but you know....)
2) Publicise yourself - columns in a newspaper etc.
3) Hope
Ok, I followed your advice and moved out. I sold my house and sent my parents to an old peoples home. Now, what next?
Help! I'm 45, I live with my parents and have never had a girlfriend!
What advice and help can you give me?
Your 45 and you live with you parents. Sorry, but you are a lost cause.
Allied Alliances
09-05-2004, 20:24
Move out, get a life, and go to a bar. That should help. Hell, I'm only 16 and it worked for me a few times.
Crazy Texan Cowboys
09-05-2004, 20:25
ok, your young(-ish), you parents are in an old peoples home and you have money. Now on to Vegas.
Jesus...didn't you people see the Psycho reference?
I'm not really 45!
you should have put this to make it more obvious:
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Aryan Supremacy
09-05-2004, 20:45
Why not pick up a young stranger (hitch-hikers are best i hear). Slice her throat, take her home and dress her up, and she can be your "girlfriend/" until she gets too decomposed and shabby to be up for the job anymore. Then repeat the process ad nauseam. Problem solved.
The Great Leveller
09-05-2004, 20:47
Why not pick up a young stranger (hitch-hikers are best i hear). Slice her throat, take her home and dress her up, and she can be your "girlfriend/" until she gets too decomposed and shabby to be up for the job anymore. Then repeat the process ad nauseam. Problem solved.
Tried and tested, eh ;)
Well, you guys shouldn't post things before telling me it's a joke ten minutes after!
There is blood everywhere!
The Great Leveller
09-05-2004, 20:53
Well, you guys shouldn't post things before telling me it's a joke ten minutes after!
There is blood everywhere!
Who said it was a joke?
I just assumed...
Doesn't it start to smell after a while?
The Great Leveller
09-05-2004, 20:57
I just assumed...
Doesn't it start to smell after a while?
Not if you use Fabreeze (http://www.modems-network.co.uk/fabreeze/fabreeze_fabric_freshener/446-738-0114.htm)
Berkylvania
09-05-2004, 21:02
Well, Norman, the obvious problem here is that you are leading a shameful secret life. You have a fractured personality due to issues with your mother and when you are not being a mild mannered hotel clerk, you pick up young rough tricks named Jim as someone named Anthony Perkins. Indeed, your hatred and resentment of your mother, coupled with your obviously conflicting worship and idolitry of her (as can be seen in your propensity to wear her clothes in poorly lighted rooms), has led to several episodes of extreme existential angst, once in 1960, again in 1983, a third time in 1986 and a final time in 1990. However, each subsequent episode proved to be less satisfying than the first time.
My diagnosis is quite simple, really. You must resolve your deep seated anger with your mother with your affection for her, be honest about your homosexuality and then attend a nice circuit party.
I hope I've provided some help. Now, I'm going to take a shower. Remember, you wouldn't hurt a fly, Norman, you wouldn't hurt a fly.
Cuneo Island
09-05-2004, 21:04
Help! I'm 45, I live with my parents and have never had a girlfriend!
What advice and help can you give me?
Move out and stop playing on NS.
Currants and raisins
09-05-2004, 21:27
Currants and raisins
09-05-2004, 21:28
Help! I'm 45, I live with my parents and have never had a girlfriend!
What advice and help can you give me?
Move out and stop playing on NS.
Why should he move out of NS.??? He posted a question and recieved 28 replies, we all like a little of the bizzare happening now and then, is that why you read this thread and posted a reply, cos if you felt within your person that you had to reply, you must have enjoyed it as well. 8) :lol: :lol:
Silly Mountain Walks
10-05-2004, 00:50
Help! I'm 45, I live with my parents and have never had a girlfriend!
What advice and help can you give me?
Stop voting republican and go to the next bar :wink:
Yugolsavia
10-05-2004, 01:16
Help! I'm 45, I live with my parents and have never had a girlfriend!
What advice and help can you give me?
Just get it over with. Normally I do not advocate suicide but in your case I would. I think you would be better if you do hang yourself
Cuneo Island
10-05-2004, 01:17
Go get a job and go for the younger set.
You people need to read the whole thread. He wasn't being serious. He just made this thread to bash on Letila for making the 17 and never had a girlfriend thread.