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I was just coming home from this party and we stopped at a convenience store to get something to eat. So I walk up to the counter and I'm alone. The guy working there sees my peace medallion (yes, my mexican bling) and he says "So you want world peace. That's awesome." He looked kinda like Willie Nelson. Next, as he was ringing me up, he said, "So you got a joke for me?" How did he know I'm a comedienne? So yeah, I told him a joke and he told me one. My mom came out of the bathroom and he had been talking about the new CDs that had been put into the little rack next to the cash register. Right as she stepped up to the counter, he pulls out this Van Morrison CD and the title is "Brown Eyed Girl," my mom's favorite song of all time. He pushed it towards her and smiled. I had not said anything about her love for this song. Then, we left and he said come back soon.

I am pretty positive this was a divine experience because I felt a divine presence, so I'm not going to be convinced otherwise. I just want some comments and maybe you could share some similar stories.

C-bass

All cashiers tell you "come again soon"

And that DOES NOT mean they're hitting on you

I think I'm missing the point

And that DOES NOT mean I'm hitting on you

whoa. wierd stuff.

All cashiers tell you "come again soon"

And that DOES NOT mean they're hitting on you

I think I'm missing the point

And that DOES NOT mean I'm hitting on you

What the hell? Is that the only part you read? I said don't try to convince me it wasn't real. Go away...

All cashiers tell you "come again soon"

And that DOES NOT mean they're hitting on you

I think I'm missing the point

And that DOES NOT mean I'm hitting on you

What the hell? Is that the only part you read? I said don't try to convince me it wasn't real. Go away...

:wink: Someone's got a quick temper

All cashiers tell you "come again soon"

And that DOES NOT mean they're hitting on you

I think I'm missing the point

And that DOES NOT mean I'm hitting on you

What the hell? Is that the only part you read? I said don't try to convince me it wasn't real. Go away...

:wink: Someone's got a quick temper

Get a life

All cashiers tell you "come again soon"

And that DOES NOT mean they're hitting on you

I think I'm missing the point

And that DOES NOT mean I'm hitting on you

What the hell? Is that the only part you read? I said don't try to convince me it wasn't real. Go away...

:wink: Someone's got a quick temper

Get a life

:roll: great, another one hates me

it's because I'm 13...is that it?

uhhh yeah.... you need to calm down a bit there eh? :lol:

Okay, I really hope you're not kidding here because I really like that story and I'm going to feel really bad if it turns out you're trying to lure a inoffensive little theist like myself into a thread to make fun of me when I tell one of my stories.

I have one memory of when I was very small, still in a wooden play pen/crib. I had fallen and somehow managed to get stuck between the rails. I remember being scared and crying and then I remember this smell of roses. A hand touched me and helped me work myself free. I thought it was my mother, but she swears she was out in the garden and had heard me screaming and crying, but by the time she got to me, I was sitting in the playpen with some scratches where I had been caught. She also remembers the smell of roses being overpowering. Maybe this was a hallucination, but I do remember it very vividly.

im with you on this colodia, hes just spazzin out (im 15, not quite sure what age has to do with this though)

If you want to think it was a religious thing........thats fine.

I think you just maybe met one person who showed a decent side of humanity, as opposed to the general malaise of the throng.

All cashiers tell you "come again soon"

And that DOES NOT mean they're hitting on you

I think I'm missing the point

And that DOES NOT mean I'm hitting on you

What the hell? Is that the only part you read? I said don't try to convince me it wasn't real. Go away...

:wink: Someone's got a quick temper

Get a life

:roll: great, another one hates me

it's because I'm 13...is that it?

no, I'm 13 too.

You need to stop bragging about your age like you did on my "Bush Sucks" post....this is not an exact quote but close enough
"I just told everyone I'm 13 a little while ago and many were SHOCKED! you gotta earn respect here"

I'm not impressed and I don't think anyone else is

now stop changing the subject of this post and like i said get a life

All cashiers tell you "come again soon"

And that DOES NOT mean they're hitting on you

I think I'm missing the point

And that DOES NOT mean I'm hitting on you

What the hell? Is that the only part you read? I said don't try to convince me it wasn't real. Go away...

:wink: Someone's got a quick temper

Get a life

:roll: great, another one hates me

it's because I'm 13...is that it?

no, I'm 13 too.

You need to stop bragging about your age like you did on my "Bush Sucks" post....this is not an exact quote but close enough
"I just told everyone I'm 13 a little while ago and many were SHOCKED! you gotta earn respect here"

I'm not impressed and I don't think anyone else is

now stop changing the subject of this post and like i said get a life

they were shocked, SHOCKED

That was the only instance in which I had bragged, but...

I could continue bragging

:? Don't reply to this, I fear the mods are onto me now

Okay, I really hope you're not kidding here because I really like that story and I'm going to feel really bad if it turns out you're trying to lure a inoffensive little theist like myself into a thread to make fun of me when I tell one of my stories.

I have one memory of when I was very small, still in a wooden play pen/crib. I had fallen and somehow managed to get stuck between the rails. I remember being scared and crying and then I remember this smell of roses. A hand touched me and helped me work myself free. I thought it was my mother, but she swears she was out in the garden and had heard me screaming and crying, but by the time she got to me, I was sitting in the playpen with some scratches where I had been caught. She also remembers the smell of roses being overpowering. Maybe this was a hallucination, but I do remember it very vividly.

that's a really awesome story.

The Reason I am so......Devoted to the Belief in Lord God Almighty, and the reason I am currently seeking the continued spiritual life that some people say I already have beyound others, which I cannot believe, not yet, is because of an instance in Tennessee were my father and me were at a Construction job at his old job work, in the Motel when it started to storm really bad.

Now, don't call this bullshit because I know very well it wasn't no &*(^*@(&!^&^ stupid instance, because the moment I continued to tell my father, whom told me to stop, that it would be Alright to continue to open the door one last time to observe the wild storm is when a lightning bolt, which was SO CLOSE it should of singed me, and we were on the Second and Final Floor of the Motel BTW, struck and the boom of it cracking the sound barrier was instant. It knocked me, literally through a strong inner feeling of Authroity beyound my Comprehension, back into the room where my Dad said, "I told you so," after he had said something was going to happen.

Now, get this, either I thought it or my Dad said it, but the words "Honor Thy Father and Mother", or just "Honor thy Father", came forth somehow before the Lightning bolt.

It scared me shitless, and forgive my language but to THIS DAY I am FEARFULL of the Power of Lord God Almighty, yet GREATFULL for His Everlasting Mercy and Forgivness.

I think ol' Willie Nelson's "fumes" were taking effect there.

LMFAO Lightning cant break the sound barrier!!!!!!

I have a divine experience everytime I look in the mirror.

*laughtrack*

Seriously, though... I haven't, really, had anything like that. I've had supernatural experiences.

I saw Celine Dion on TV...does being the Antichrist count as divine? :P

I saw Celine Dion on TV...does being the Antichrist count as divine? :P

I thought that was Avril Lavigne. :?

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Avril Lavigne is a whole nother level, dont get me started :twisted:

I had a divine experience too. I was rolling up a joint and suddenly the hash hit me in the eye and I was hurtin and stuff. so I go to wash my eye out and I find out it's actually bleech and that. so i'm like...ahh!..and stuff. then I think I hear god's voice saying ":you little shit! fear me!". so I have to fear him even though I really should be lovin him. ah well.

mmm...cookies

I had a divine experience too. I was rolling up a joint and suddenly the hash hit me in the eye and I was hurtin and stuff. so I go to wash my eye out and I find out it's actually bleech and that. so i'm like...ahh!..and stuff. then I think I hear god's voice saying ":you little shit! fear me!". so I have to fear him even though I really should be lovin him. ah well.

mmm...cookies

And this, children, is why you shouldn't do drugs.

I had a divine experience too. I was rolling up a joint and suddenly the hash hit me in the eye and I was hurtin and stuff. so I go to wash my eye out and I find out it's actually bleech and that. so i'm like...ahh!..and stuff. then I think I hear god's voice saying ":you little shit! fear me!". so I have to fear him even though I really should be lovin him. ah well.

mmm...cookies

And this, children, is why you shouldn't do drugs.
naw. I'm just the reason why you shouldn't play NS. ozzy osbourne is the reason you shouldn't do drugs :wink:

Stop having mushrooms for breakfast, or at least check them more carefully.

I was just coming home from this party and we stopped at a convenience store to get something to eat. So I walk up to the counter and I'm alone. The guy working there sees my peace medallion (yes, my mexican bling) and he says "So you want world peace. That's awesome." He looked kinda like Willie Nelson. Next, as he was ringing me up, he said, "So you got a joke for me?" How did he know I'm a comedienne? So yeah, I told him a joke and he told me one. My mom came out of the bathroom and he had been talking about the new CDs that had been put into the little rack next to the cash register. Right as she stepped up to the counter, he pulls out this Van Morrison CD and the title is "Brown Eyed Girl," my mom's favorite song of all time. He pushed it towards her and smiled. I had not said anything about her love for this song. Then, we left and he said come back soon.

I am pretty positive this was a divine experience because I felt a divine presence, so I'm not going to be convinced otherwise. I just want some comments and maybe you could share some similar stories.

C-bass

This story strikes me as a bit bizarre, perhaps even creepy, but a divine experience? Seems stretching a bit.

My first divine experience was when I masturbated for the first time.
*sniff*.
It was beautiful.

:shock: Willie Nelson is God.





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