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Laziness should be a virtue. It could be seen as the saving grace of mankind. Look at the American-Australian war. What? You never heard of it? Of course not! When it was declared, people were too lazy to show up, and it has been swept under the carpet in embaressment. Some questions to ask yourself about laziness:

1) Would you be prepared to host a parade in honor of laziness?

- If yes, you're the entirely wrong type of person we're looking for.

2) Have you ever turned down an opportunity to go to a naked hot tubbing party so you could stay home and putter around the house?

3) Are you pushed around in a wheelchair, not because you are disabled, but because you are lazy?

Monkey Spanking Boy
Lazy lions licking SPAM
No longer have pride

Hmm...even though I'm currently bored by the INTERNET, of all things, I continue to search for pages of interest, even if it's only a few minutes, and why? Laziness! Three cheers for...ah, someone else will do it.

Finaly someone who understands me. :D

Laziness this year almost cost me my college education; I no longer advocate it.

Wow, this is great. A place where my dreams are shared. Ask anyone i know and they will tell you that I am the lazyest person you will ever see. Honestly i am pretty damn lazy, Im amazed i dont weigh 900 pounds (Im 19, 5'11 and sitting at about 187)

My record: ( I was sick but it still counts IMO) I spend over 72 hours on a couch. Now i know your thinking OK nig deal but no I spend over 72 hours without leaving the couch a single time. I had pnemonia, hadnt eaten in quite a while, did not eat or drink while i was on the couch and because i didnt eat i didnt have to go to the bathroom. I lost 17 pounds and it was not fun. If you dont believe me, I have whitnesses.

Hmmm...looking back at that makes me think that the sickness does void the lazyness factor, but im still freaking lazy.

I’m too lazy to make a reply.

Meshuggahn, that's not real laziness. If you were on the couch for 72 hours because you didn't feel like it, that's a different story.

Must... Click... Sumbit... Button... It's... too... far... away... Almost... there...

Yes! I clicked it, now I need to go take a break...

Laziness should be a virtue. It could be seen as the saving grace of mankind. Look at the American-Australian war. What? You never heard of it? Of course not! When it was declared, people were too lazy to show up, and it has been swept under the carpet in embaressment. Some questions to ask yourself about laziness:

1) Would you be prepared to host a parade in honor of laziness?

- If yes, you're the entirely wrong type of person we're looking for.

2) Have you ever turned down an opportunity to go to a naked hot tubbing party so you could stay home and putter around the house?

3) Are you pushed around in a wheelchair, not because you are disabled, but because you are lazy?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH