CharlotteMaria
08-05-2004, 11:24
I found this article - a pack of lies
It came from the following link -
http://www.thecommentarybox.co.uk/issue9/church.htm
Heil to the cheif
Reports are reaching the Commentary Box that Welsh National party Plaid Cymru is set to be rocked by a robust and controversial leadership challenge from none other than almond-eyed songthrush Charlotte Church.
The reports, hastily scribbled on beer mats and smuggled through the Forest of Dean, tell of a power vacuum caused by the departure of Daffyd Wigley as party leader and the underperformance of his successor Ieuan Wyn Jones. It would seem the stage is set for a take-over bid from the popular teen vocalist.
If successful it is anticipated that the rise of Church will signal the start of a new dark age for the principality. Known for her purity, the implications are that Church would oversee a regime intolerant of anything other than extreme Welsh racial perfection. Some of the ethnic traits that will win favour include:
A maximum height of 5 ft. 4 in. (5 ft. 0 in. for women)
Bloodline traceable back to the founding trolls
No thumbs
Propensity to excessive alcohol consumption
Predisposed sexual proclivity towards 'beasts of wool'
Anyone unable to provide evidence that they conform to all of the above will be 'repositioned' in Pembrokeshire, which will become a ghetto for the 'impure'. Church's foot soldiers, the members of the Welsh National Opera, have already been spotted on the streets of Cardiff and Swansea, marching round in fours and harassing non-Welsh visitors.
At a recent Church concert in the new Welsh National Stadium massed ranks of singers heralded the diminutive diva's entrance, and following a crowd-pleasing rendition of 'Pie Jesu' Church dispensed with her running order to deliver a four-hour speech extolling the virtues of Welsh National Socialism and whipping the crowd into a patriotic frenzy.
The ensuing mini putsch that took place that evening was quelled by local police, who threw Church into their cells for the night to cool off. Whilst there she wrote her blueprint document, entitled 'Mein Campervan', from which deep thoughts such as 'where's my teddy?' and 'I want my mum' are thought to be bringing succour to the breasts of the more deep-seated Plaid Cymru nationalists.
The reports that reached us were accompanied by some shakily filmed video footage of Church and her cronies relaxing on the portico of her plush eyrie atop Mount Snowdon. Church is seen doing a little dance and patting a dog, while her boyfriend Evan Brown looks on admiringly. Church's mother can also be seen poring over a map of Wales, drawing up new borders and signing papers.
To add to the concern First Secretary of the Welsh National Assembly Rhodri Morgan was recently found bound and gagged in a lay-by near Shrewsbury with a note addressed to Tony Blair pinned to his chest. It is understood that the note calls for meeting between Blair and Church at which Church will outline her regime's need for 'breathing space' for Wales. Commentators anticipate Blair's subsequent return to Heathrow holding in his hand a piece of paper, probably containing the details of a major appeasement and an autograph for Blair's son Ewen.
Amid all the speculation it is certain that, as Church's new CD 'Dream a Dream', itself a call to arms aimed at her countryvolk, hits the shops in time for Christmas it will be time for the people of England to dig out the tin helmet and prepare for a battle against the forces of bland, overhyped, cynical mediocrity that Church embodies.
This is a pack of lies. She is actually a far right capitalist and NOT a socialist.
They told these lies just because she criticized the black goverment in South Africa because of the way that they were treating whites.
It came from the following link -
http://www.thecommentarybox.co.uk/issue9/church.htm
Heil to the cheif
Reports are reaching the Commentary Box that Welsh National party Plaid Cymru is set to be rocked by a robust and controversial leadership challenge from none other than almond-eyed songthrush Charlotte Church.
The reports, hastily scribbled on beer mats and smuggled through the Forest of Dean, tell of a power vacuum caused by the departure of Daffyd Wigley as party leader and the underperformance of his successor Ieuan Wyn Jones. It would seem the stage is set for a take-over bid from the popular teen vocalist.
If successful it is anticipated that the rise of Church will signal the start of a new dark age for the principality. Known for her purity, the implications are that Church would oversee a regime intolerant of anything other than extreme Welsh racial perfection. Some of the ethnic traits that will win favour include:
A maximum height of 5 ft. 4 in. (5 ft. 0 in. for women)
Bloodline traceable back to the founding trolls
No thumbs
Propensity to excessive alcohol consumption
Predisposed sexual proclivity towards 'beasts of wool'
Anyone unable to provide evidence that they conform to all of the above will be 'repositioned' in Pembrokeshire, which will become a ghetto for the 'impure'. Church's foot soldiers, the members of the Welsh National Opera, have already been spotted on the streets of Cardiff and Swansea, marching round in fours and harassing non-Welsh visitors.
At a recent Church concert in the new Welsh National Stadium massed ranks of singers heralded the diminutive diva's entrance, and following a crowd-pleasing rendition of 'Pie Jesu' Church dispensed with her running order to deliver a four-hour speech extolling the virtues of Welsh National Socialism and whipping the crowd into a patriotic frenzy.
The ensuing mini putsch that took place that evening was quelled by local police, who threw Church into their cells for the night to cool off. Whilst there she wrote her blueprint document, entitled 'Mein Campervan', from which deep thoughts such as 'where's my teddy?' and 'I want my mum' are thought to be bringing succour to the breasts of the more deep-seated Plaid Cymru nationalists.
The reports that reached us were accompanied by some shakily filmed video footage of Church and her cronies relaxing on the portico of her plush eyrie atop Mount Snowdon. Church is seen doing a little dance and patting a dog, while her boyfriend Evan Brown looks on admiringly. Church's mother can also be seen poring over a map of Wales, drawing up new borders and signing papers.
To add to the concern First Secretary of the Welsh National Assembly Rhodri Morgan was recently found bound and gagged in a lay-by near Shrewsbury with a note addressed to Tony Blair pinned to his chest. It is understood that the note calls for meeting between Blair and Church at which Church will outline her regime's need for 'breathing space' for Wales. Commentators anticipate Blair's subsequent return to Heathrow holding in his hand a piece of paper, probably containing the details of a major appeasement and an autograph for Blair's son Ewen.
Amid all the speculation it is certain that, as Church's new CD 'Dream a Dream', itself a call to arms aimed at her countryvolk, hits the shops in time for Christmas it will be time for the people of England to dig out the tin helmet and prepare for a battle against the forces of bland, overhyped, cynical mediocrity that Church embodies.
This is a pack of lies. She is actually a far right capitalist and NOT a socialist.
They told these lies just because she criticized the black goverment in South Africa because of the way that they were treating whites.