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Soccer Moms

Vampires of Death
07-05-2004, 06:31
I will begin this rant with a little anecdote. When i was in the sixth grade i started using swear words to be 'cool' as a part of my maturing process that we all go through. Well one day i said the F word at a school game and a soccer mom heard me say it and dragged me over to my parents after giving me a speech about swearing and gave the speech to me in front of my parents. Ever since then I have noticed the activities of this what i call cult known as the soccer moms.

Now soccer are the ones responcible for making all toys safe. sticking their nose into anything and everyting that has the word child in it. and annoy the hell out of me. Now i always wondered about this one: if there was a machine that could bring people back to life and it brought charles darwin back would he come with me to kill all the soccer moms jsut to restore natural suggestions.

Now everyone had one dumn kid back in kindergarden that was always doing stupid things like shoving marbles up his nose or eating quaters and getting stuff stuck in his throught. Now of few of these kids actually have died, thank go (no offence death is a tragic thing but its a part of life). Then soccer moms came along and outlawed small marble. tire swings, many roller coaster asn pretty much anything fun jsut so little marble up my nose can live. well i got a question if he's dumb neough to eat something twice the size of his throught do we really want his sperm floating around in our gene pool? cause i dont. In conclsuion soccor moms should be silenced.
Josh Dollins
07-05-2004, 06:36
yes pretty ridiculous isn't? Shameful. A bunch of lousy morons who want to control lives and restrict freedoms by their force and the governments. They want the right to kill children who are unborn and of course restrict what kids and adults do, ban guns they kill people a few people its stupid but so what! These are the people who don't know who to vote for also they voted clinton largely last time.

I'm with ya soccer moms are a pain.
Colodia
07-05-2004, 06:37
See, soccer was a sport only meant for us Hispanics. It was when it was introduced to the white men did hell break loose back in 1793
Lunaya
07-05-2004, 06:37
You know, it sounds cruel, but you do kind of have a point. As an evolutionist, I can see the inherant logic in this. It's natural selection. Making a mistake once, forgiveable. Making it twice, lethal.
Vampires of Death
07-05-2004, 06:40
By the way i almost forgot about is their stand about pornography. Moms are now trieing to outlaw porn calling it lewed. Now that is an opion which is okay but voicing it and going for reform just because you cant satisfy you husband who goes off and looks at porn and not pay attention to u. tough luck. i reiterate they should be silence
Colodia
07-05-2004, 06:41
Hell, soccer moms want GTA: VC to be taken off the shelves
Quillaz
07-05-2004, 06:52
Hell, soccer moms want GTA: VC to be taken off the shelves
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Bring out the Silence Cannon!
Josh Dollins
07-05-2004, 06:56
yeah the gta issue is annoying and so is the porn one adults should have access to these games. And the government doesn't need to get further involved they need to parent and be independent as do the children, like ourselves my parents don't mind me playing gta but I don't because I dislike what its all about personally but hey feel free everyone else to play it none of my business and if adults don't want it to be played by their kids they should feel free to and can stop them from doing so. sheesh.
Letila
07-05-2004, 12:35
I remember someone saying they had really big butts in my big butts thread.

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Kryozerkia
07-05-2004, 12:50
I'll take this n00b seriously once they learn how to spell. :roll:
Eli
07-05-2004, 12:53
as long as your Mom is the first to go by all means become a murderer.


do you have anything useful to say?
Kryozerkia
07-05-2004, 12:55
as long as your Mom is the first to go by all means become a murderer.


do you have anything useful to say?

Judging by what they wrote, I seriously doubt it. Nothing more than an immature allegations of a raving unsupervised child with far too much time on his hands. I doubt anything constructive could be added to this if they said anything more on this issue.
Sdaeriji
07-05-2004, 13:09
Ha. That's rich. As someone who refereed youth soccer games for 8 years or so, the language that comes out of those parents' mouths is infinitely worse than anything that this Vampires of Death character could possibly have said.
Kryozerkia
07-05-2004, 13:10
Ha. That's rich. As someone who refereed youth soccer games for 8 years or so, the language that comes out of those parents' mouths is infinitely worse than anything that this Vampires of Death character could possibly have said.
Ah yes, hypocrisy at its best, don't you agree?
Sdaeriji
07-05-2004, 13:17
Ha. That's rich. As someone who refereed youth soccer games for 8 years or so, the language that comes out of those parents' mouths is infinitely worse than anything that this Vampires of Death character could possibly have said.
Ah yes, hypocrisy at its best, don't you agree?

Holy hell. Some of the words I heard out of those moms and dads would make Andrew Dice Clay blush.
Sdaeriji
07-05-2004, 13:18
Ha. That's rich. As someone who refereed youth soccer games for 8 years or so, the language that comes out of those parents' mouths is infinitely worse than anything that this Vampires of Death character could possibly have said.
Ah yes, hypocrisy at its best, don't you agree?

Holy hell. Some of the words I heard out of those moms and dads would make Andrew Dice Clay blush.
Kryozerkia
07-05-2004, 19:38
Ha. That's rich. As someone who refereed youth soccer games for 8 years or so, the language that comes out of those parents' mouths is infinitely worse than anything that this Vampires of Death character could possibly have said.
Ah yes, hypocrisy at its best, don't you agree?

Holy hell. Some of the words I heard out of those moms and dads would make Andrew Dice Clay blush.
;) probably make your average programmer/computer nerd appalled...
Freedom For Most
07-05-2004, 19:44
If the eejits don't want their child being exposed to violent games and television programmes, the solution is don't let them watch or play them - not ban them for everyone!

These wimmin are against freedom!
Kryozerkia
07-05-2004, 19:46
If the eejits don't want their child being exposed to violent games and television programmes, the solution is don't let them watch or play them - not ban them for everyone!

These wimmin are against freedom!
Well, soccer is godawful boring.... ;)
Letila
07-05-2004, 23:20
Soccer moms aren't very well liked, are they.

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"But by an equality, that now at this time your abundance may be a supply for their want, that their abundance also may be a supply for your want: that there may be equality."
Free your mind! (http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/bright/berkman/comanarchism/whatis_toc.html)
I like big butts!

http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/eddy_the_great/steatopygia.jpg
Caveymen
07-05-2004, 23:43
See, soccer was a sport only meant for us Hispanics. It was when it was introduced to the white men did hell break loose back in 1793

Um...I'm pretty sure the English invented football (soccer).
Kwangistar
07-05-2004, 23:45
While I don't particularly like Suburban Abortionites, I still had to go with option number two. :wink:
Colodia
07-05-2004, 23:47
See, soccer was a sport only meant for us Hispanics. It was when it was introduced to the white men did hell break loose back in 1793

Um...I'm pretty sure the English invented football (soccer).

well someone did, and one us play better :wink:
New Auburnland
08-05-2004, 00:06
what should be done to "NASCAR Dads"?