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Why not? Every other religious and political debate has been brought up time and again. Lets just put them all together and see what happens.

i say jesus and the devil get fed up with the both of them. jesus goes on to better thins, the devil pitchforks 'em both.

I say this is a stupid question..lol

But, in fun, I say the Devil switches sides, Bush is much more evil then poor old John Kerry.. :P

I'm going for Kerry and Satan. Combined, they lie better than Bush, which would guarantee their victory.

I'm going for Kerry and Satan. Combined, they lie better than Bush, which would guarantee their victory.

Oh come on, Bush lies with a smile and a straight face at times.. Kerry can't beat Bush on lying, no way.. I got $50 on that! LOL :lol:

I'm going for Kerry and Satan. Combined, they lie better than Bush, which would guarantee their victory.

Oh come on, Bush lies with a smile and a straight face at times.. Kerry can't beat Bush on lying, no way.. I got $50 on that! LOL :lol:

I said he could do it combined with Satan, not on his own. :roll: Silly Steph. Bush is too stupid to lie.

Why not? Every other religious and political debate has been brought up time and again. Lets just put them all together and see what happens.
I think you plugged Jesus into the wrong side of the equation????

Bush and Jesus are as far apart as the North Pole is from the South. Kindly do not conflate them again. It's rather insulting to Jesus and people who actually bother to walk in Christ's path.

I'm going for Kerry and Satan. Combined, they lie better than Bush, which would guarantee their victory.

Oh come on, Bush lies with a smile and a straight face at times.. Kerry can't beat Bush on lying, no way.. I got $50 on that! LOL :lol:

I said he could do it combined with Satan, not on his own. :roll: Silly Steph. Bush is too stupid to lie.

I don't know.. I think the Devil's "persona" is more up front and honest, at least he gives it to you straight. God seems much more like a.. "guess" type of dude.. I think God is more dishonest..lol which makes up for Bush's stupidity..lol I'm going for Satan & Kerry.. But I still think Satan might see more in Bush then Kerry..lol :P

I'm going for Kerry and Satan. Combined, they lie better than Bush, which would guarantee their victory.

Oh come on, Bush lies with a smile and a straight face at times.. Kerry can't beat Bush on lying, no way.. I got $50 on that! LOL :lol:

I said he could do it combined with Satan, not on his own. :roll: Silly Steph. Bush is too stupid to lie.

I don't know.. I think the Devil's "persona" is more up front and honest, at least he gives it to you straight. God seems much more like a.. "guess" type of dude.. I think God is more dishonest..lol which makes up for Bush's stupidity..lol I'm going for Satan & Kerry.. But I still think Satan might see more in Bush then Kerry..lol :P

God is mysterious. Chicks dig that for some reason. :wink: Satan would probably see more in Bush because he is manipulated easier than Kerry is. :P

Glad I could bring a fun little topic to you all. Looked like the forum could use a little humor tonight.

LOL Bush and jesus it is im possable considering that most things Bush has done are immoral and evil like takine funds away from medicare

"The Logarchy" <---- Oh oh found one that obviously doesn't know me very well.

This is all in fun dude.

"The Logarchy" <---- Oh oh found one that obviously doesn't know me very well.

This is all in fun dude.

You're right, I don't know you, and sarcasm and jokes don't translate very well. I've spent years in the Bible Belt; there are many, many people who seriously think that Jesus is on the side of Bush and Kerry is the devil. There are people on this forum who think the same way.

My money's on Satan.

Bush and the Devil!! Just because Bush says he has 'God' on his side, doesn't mean sh*t! ;) with the way things have been going, you'd be more inclined to think he's a closet Satanist...

"The Logarchy" <---- Oh oh found one that obviously doesn't know me very well.

This is all in fun dude.

You're right, I don't know you, and sarcasm and jokes don't translate very well. I've spent years in the Bible Belt; there are many, many people who seriously think that Jesus is on the side of Bush and Kerry is the devil. There are people on this forum who think the same way.
"You're either with us or against us in the fight against terror." Somehow, I don't see Jesus as a co-pilot on this journey?

"The Logarchy" <---- Oh oh found one that obviously doesn't know me very well.

This is all in fun dude.

You're right, I don't know you, and sarcasm and jokes don't translate very well. I've spent years in the Bible Belt; there are many, many people who seriously think that Jesus is on the side of Bush and Kerry is the devil. There are people on this forum who think the same way.
"You're either with us or against us in the fight against terror." Somehow, I don't see Jesus as a co-pilot on this journey?
Nope, you're not the only one... ;) all Canadians see the same thing, eh!

i say that jesus kicks bush's ass for killing people in his name.

-Hey! Let's see how many people we can insult!!!
-Great Idea. Then we'll just write it off as creative genius!!
-Let's get to work!...

....Etc you know the rest of the story

i say that jesus kicks bush's ass for killing people in his name.

I second that, lol.

I say we bring Godzilla into the mix from that Godzilla vs. Jesus game. Then it'll get interesteting...

But Senior Diablo and Kerry gotta win.

"The Logarchy" <---- Oh oh found one that obviously doesn't know me very well.

This is all in fun dude.

You're right, I don't know you, and sarcasm and jokes don't translate very well. I've spent years in the Bible Belt; there are many, many people who seriously think that Jesus is on the side of Bush and Kerry is the devil. There are people on this forum who think the same way.Ok let me explain a little to you. I am one of the loudest voice there is, on this site, for the Christian belief. I am also a very conservative republican. I have debated issues all over the place. This thread was made to bring a little humor to the people on the site tonight. I do not see anywhere in the Bible that says a Christian cannot have a sense of humor as well. I am also a moderator on a Christian forum site.
I think you may also want to look at the groups I stated when starting this thread. Jesus is with Bush. It is my feeling that this is indeed a good combination. I hope you no longer feel the need to fly off the handle due to some fun being had by others on this site. Thank you.

Ehhh...Kerry is alright. I do not like Bush at all. Jesus died a long time ago. And I love Satan.

I am going with the Kerry/Satan ticket!

And I love Satan.

And does he know how strongly you feel towards him? :shock:

And I love Satan.

And does he know how strongly you feel towards him? :shock:

Hehe. He knows. I continue to indulge myself in what I love in life.

This is a trick question...

This is like that joke.."Who would win a fight between Lemmy and God...."

Lemmy IS god.....


Bush IS the devil! :twisted:

Bush IS the devil! :twisted:

I am offended... :wink:

Bush IS the devil! :twisted:

I am offended... :wink:

No your not..your Soviet Democracy....it even says so on your nation.

No your not..your Soviet Democracy....it even says so on your nation.

Damn it! I knew I should of named my nation "Offended"!

*runs through house in cursing fit of rage*

Thanks..Ill be here all week..tip your waitresses!

God wants Bush to win. Jesus was all about being the aggressor in a war, invading other countries, killing innocents, torturing prisoners, all in the name of a WMD threat (bearing false witness?).

The first question everyone should ask themselves when voting is: What Would General Jesus Do?