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From the view of my friend:

I recently went to Canada. There are no television nudity laws in Canada, or at least, they are much more lax then in the U.S. I was flipping through the channels and I got to the discovery channel. On the discovery channel was a show about how to have sex with a pregnant woman without damaging the baby. On the show, they showed some nasty hardcore, pregnant sex. They even had pregnant "doggy-style". This is f***ed up. Hardcore pregnant doggy style porn on the Discovery Channel. Who would have thunk it? It was like an hour of this. They even showed one lady f***ing who wasn't pregnant. This guy was even rubbing the pregnant women's boobs while having sex. I don't think that has to do with safe positions. I couldn't help but keep on watching. It was nastily hilarious. Just thought I'd share this story.

Thank you, someone killed off my opinion in a swift post

Well as a Canadian myself I'd like to say that your friend is probably wrong about that. In any case, however, our Discovery Channel is the same as the American one so....

Second, I don't think the discovery channel at any rate would show how to have sex with a pregnant women, your friend was probably ewatching SexTV or the Playboy channel.

'Nuff said.

Glad you mean "nasty" in the complementary way!

I think you were watching SexTV, which is a Sunday-night show on the Showcase channel - the same one that shows our beloved Trailer Park Boys.

I think as Canada becomes an increasingly mature & peaceful society, it's only natural that it becomes more a *sex-positive* one. This term refers to a society that publicly celebrates sex for the beautiful and diverse blessing that it is - not as something "dirty" or even "nasty".

O Canada - I love our freedoms here :D

(Too bad not *every* Canadian cherishes these freedoms - we still have the occasional dried-up, censorious schoolmarm unfortunately - but they're a dying breed)

BTW Janet Jackson's in Canada right now. In interviews this week she has congratulated Canada on being as sexually-progressive as it is, and lamented that the U.S. is sadly "going backwards" in sexual maturity & freedoms.

Bump, for all those Canadians out there

Eh, it's just nudity and sex.. TV is full of hate and violence. I don't see where a naked body should be as offensive as some guy shooting 10 people in a movie. I think people need to get a grip. I don't think Americans were as offended as they pretended to be over "nipplegate" I think they just pretended to be offended cause it was the politically correct thing to do.

Eh, it's just nudity and sex.. TV is full of hate and violence. I don't see where a naked body should be as offensive as some guy shooting 10 people in a movie. I think people need to get a grip. I don't think Americans were as offended as they pretended to be over "nipplegate" I think they just pretended to be offended cause it was the politically correct thing to do.

Only over protective mothers were offended. Even though, in reality, the children that they are trying to protect have probably already seen a boob personally. Kind of ironic, isn't it?

Those things are only offensive because of the censors, by censoring the stuff, they make it look bad. And if it already is, well, they just make it worse.

Those things are only offensive because of the censors, by censoring the stuff, they make it look bad. And if it already is, well, they just make it worse.

True. This is shown with curse word censorship. Being sensored, it leaves it open to interpretation (sp?).

The show you saw was probably the Sex Files. It's kind of a documentary/scientific/instructional sex show that airs at nine o'clock on the Discovery channel on Saturday nights. It also once had an episode that fit the description of what you saw.

The show you saw was probably the Sex Files. It's kind of a documentary/scientific/instructional sex show that airs at nine o'clock on the Discovery channel on Saturday nights. It also once had an episode that fit the description of what you saw.

So does anyone know if this program also appears as-is on Discovery in the U.S.? Or does Discovery in Canada have different content?

haha, that was either Sex Files, or Sexual Secrets, both awesome shows. They're technically educational. For me, in Canada, they are on both the discovery channel, and lifetime. A little later at night for me though :lol:

I can only get that kind of stuff on Cinemax. :wink:

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Our discovery channel here in America most certainly does not have any shows like that. I've also noticed that we're stricter about profanity here: I've heard the word "fuck" quite a few times on basic cable in Canada, but never here (except on, say, HBO). Society should really be beyond censorship at this point: Canada and Western Europe have it right. The US is just so friggin backwards...

I know Toronto had "blue channels" that broadcast porn after midnight.
Not from direct experience of course! :oops:

Wasn't there a song about the Discovery channel? "You and me ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's..."?

Yeah, Bloodhound Gang's "The Bad Touch." Almost as good as their song with the lyric: "The lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying..." :wink: :lol:

That's a pretty funny band.

publicly celebrates sex for the beautiful and diverse blessing that it is - not as something "dirty" or even "nasty".

but not when it shows some pregnant woman fucking!!! would it also be beautiful if it showed child porn? :?

publicly celebrates sex for the beautiful and diverse blessing that it is - not as something "dirty" or even "nasty".

but not when it shows some pregnant woman f---!!! would it also be beautiful if it showed child porn? :?

I'm sorry, I'm not seeing the connection. You equate a pregnant woman having sex with child porn? LOL.. How do you think the pregnant woman got pregnant in the first place? I have had two children, just because you're pregnant the world doesn't stop..lol trust me.. ;)

Just so we're all clear on this...during the show...there was no harming of the baby right???

Just so we're all clear on this...during the show...there was no harming of the baby right???

publicly celebrates sex for the beautiful and diverse blessing that it is - not as something "dirty" or even "nasty".

but not when it shows some pregnant woman f---!!! would it also be beautiful if it showed child porn? :?

I'm sorry, I'm not seeing the connection. You equate a pregnant woman having sex with child porn? LOL.. How do you think the pregnant woman got pregnant in the first place? I have had two children, just because you're pregnant the world doesn't stop..lol trust me.. ;)

no no no, sorry if i was missunderstood. he/she was saying that its great to celebrate sex openly cause its beautiful. but, this was about somebody having sex with a pregnant woman... which i doubt that hardly anybody here thinks is a beautiful thing, unless you have a sick fetish. so would it be beautiful if it was somebody having sex with a child? there, forgive me if im not making any sense :?

publicly celebrates sex for the beautiful and diverse blessing that it is - not as something "dirty" or even "nasty".

but not when it shows some pregnant woman f---!!! would it also be beautiful if it showed child porn? :?

I'm sorry, I'm not seeing the connection. You equate a pregnant woman having sex with child porn? LOL.. How do you think the pregnant woman got pregnant in the first place? I have had two children, just because you're pregnant the world doesn't stop..lol trust me.. ;)

no no no, sorry if i was missunderstood. he/she was saying that its great to celebrate sex openly cause its beautiful. but, this was about somebody having sex with a pregnant woman... which i doubt that hardly anybody here thinks is a beautiful thing, unless you have a sick fetish. so would it be beautiful if it was somebody having sex with a child? there, forgive me if im not making any sense :?

Why would having sex with a pregnant woman be sick or perverted? It relaxes the mother and when it's done right, there's no way to harm the baby either.

Besides, sex is a great and natural way to launch a shockwave of endorphins (the body's own version of morphine) from the brain, thus making _both_ baby and mother feel better and more relaxed.

Maybe it's _you_ who is somehow perverted?

you talk about how bad sensorship is and look at what the fcc is doing to howard stern because a caller said ******, which the chapel show says almost 20 times an episode!

you talk about how bad sensorship is and look at what the fcc is doing to howard stern because a caller said ******, which the chapel show says almost 20 times an episode!

Chappelle is black. That's why.

Why would having sex with a pregnant woman be sick or perverted? It relaxes the mother and when it's done right, there's no way to harm the baby either.

Besides, sex is a great and natural way to launch a shockwave of endorphins (the body's own version of morphine) from the brain, thus making _both_ baby and mother feel better and more relaxed.

Maybe it's _you_ who is somehow perverted?

well, maybe you're just sick? ever think of that? damn you and your warped morals!!! *shakes fist*

Canada is just more open to sexuality, unlike the US, where it is still a taboo.

Canada is just more open to sexuality, unlike the US, where it is still a taboo.

*packs bags and moves to Canada*

I'm sick of this Conservative bullshit that i've been dealing with for the past few years. (The Bush Presidency)

From the view of my friend:

I recently went to Canada. There are no television nudity laws in Canada, or at least, they are much more lax then in the U.S. I was flipping through the channels and I got to the discovery channel. On the discovery channel was a show about how to have sex with a pregnant woman without damaging the baby. On the show, they showed some nasty hardcore, pregnant sex. They even had pregnant "doggy-style". This is f***ed up. Hardcore pregnant doggy style porn on the Discovery Channel. Who would have thunk it? It was like an hour of this. They even showed one lady f***ing who wasn't pregnant. This guy was even rubbing the pregnant women's boobs while having sex. I don't think that has to do with safe positions. I couldn't help but keep on watching. It was nastily hilarious. Just thought I'd share this story.

Your "friend" doesn't have to go to Canada for some good ol' fashioned hardcore pregnant-woman sex. That's why they have this thing called the internet.

Says in a Lil John accent, "WHAT"

publicly celebrates sex for the beautiful and diverse blessing that it is - not as something "dirty" or even "nasty".

but not when it shows some pregnant woman f---!!! would it also be beautiful if it showed child porn? :?

I'm sorry, I'm not seeing the connection. You equate a pregnant woman having sex with child porn? LOL.. How do you think the pregnant woman got pregnant in the first place? I have had two children, just because you're pregnant the world doesn't stop..lol trust me.. ;)

no no no, sorry if i was missunderstood. he/she was saying that its great to celebrate sex openly cause its beautiful. but, this was about somebody having sex with a pregnant woman... which i doubt that hardly anybody here thinks is a beautiful thing, unless you have a sick fetish. so would it be beautiful if it was somebody having sex with a child? there, forgive me if im not making any sense :?

Y'know surveys have shown that *most* expecting married couples continue to have sex during the woman's pregnancy. That includes YOUR parents Greater Valia, when you were a few months old in the womb...and you can never know for sure unless you ask them can you? :D

publicly celebrates sex for the beautiful and diverse blessing that it is - not as something "dirty" or even "nasty".

but not when it shows some pregnant woman f---!!! would it also be beautiful if it showed child porn? :?

I'm sorry, I'm not seeing the connection. You equate a pregnant woman having sex with child porn? LOL.. How do you think the pregnant woman got pregnant in the first place? I have had two children, just because you're pregnant the world doesn't stop..lol trust me.. ;)

no no no, sorry if i was missunderstood. he/she was saying that its great to celebrate sex openly cause its beautiful. but, this was about somebody having sex with a pregnant woman... which i doubt that hardly anybody here thinks is a beautiful thing, unless you have a sick fetish. so would it be beautiful if it was somebody having sex with a child? there, forgive me if im not making any sense :?

Y'know surveys have shown that *most* expecting married couples continue to have sex during the woman's pregnancy. That includes YOUR parents Greater Valia, when you were a few months old in the womb...and you can never know for sure unless you ask them can you? :D

It's sort of nasty though once they start getting really bloated.

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Yes, of course this topic is worth bumping.

publicly celebrates sex for the beautiful and diverse blessing that it is - not as something "dirty" or even "nasty".

but not when it shows some pregnant woman f---!!! would it also be beautiful if it showed child porn? :?

I'm sorry, I'm not seeing the connection. You equate a pregnant woman having sex with child porn? LOL.. How do you think the pregnant woman got pregnant in the first place? I have had two children, just because you're pregnant the world doesn't stop..lol trust me.. ;)

no no no, sorry if i was missunderstood. he/she was saying that its great to celebrate sex openly cause its beautiful. but, this was about somebody having sex with a pregnant woman... which i doubt that hardly anybody here thinks is a beautiful thing, unless you have a sick fetish. so would it be beautiful if it was somebody having sex with a child? there, forgive me if im not making any sense :?

Y'know surveys have shown that *most* expecting married couples continue to have sex during the woman's pregnancy. That includes YOUR parents Greater Valia, when you were a few months old in the womb...and you can never know for sure unless you ask them can you? :D

It's sort of nasty though once they start getting really bloated.

No offense, but let me guess, you're either a teenager or a young adult. Certainly not in a serious relationship nor have children. When I was pregnant my own doctor told me it was ok to keep having sex with my husband. It's so creepy that even doctors tell you to go ahead. Further more, that's quite a vain mentality. My husband may of been attracted to me at first because of the way I looked. I assure you if you marry a person based on looks you will soon find yourself single again. My husband married me because he loves me.. and probably loved me even more because I was giving him a child. Some men think their wives are quite beautiful while pregnant with their child. There is nothing sick nor creepy about it. Besides, after I had my kids I was back to my hot self..lol and we had beautiful children and no babies were harmed because my husband and I made love while I was pregnant. When you get a little bit older and you get married and if you really love your wife, it won't make one damn bit of difference.

No offense, but let me guess, you're either a teenager or a young adult. Certainly not in a serious relationship nor have children. When I was pregnant my own doctor told me it was ok to keep having sex with my husband. It's so creepy that even doctors tell you to go ahead. Further more, that's quite a vain mentality. My husband may of been attracted to me at first because of the way I looked. I assure you if you marry a person based on looks you will soon find yourself single again. My husband married me because he loves me.. and probably loved me even more because I was giving him a child. Some men think their wives are quite beautiful while pregnant with their child. There is nothing sick nor creepy about it. Besides, after I had my kids I was back to my hot self..lol and we had beautiful children and no babies were harmed because my husband and I made love while I was pregnant. When you get a little bit older and you get married and if you really love your wife, it won't make one damn bit of difference.

Jesus Christ Steph! Need I remind you that certain individuals on this site still believe in the two cardinal rules of adolescant sex.

1) Your parents never had sex, ever. You were immaculately conceived.

2) Once conception has occured, a couple immediately find each other so sexually unappealing that they get seperate beds and begin sleeping with the hired help.

For shame that you mock the cherished beliefs of others, for shame!!!!

Time to write a little e-mail to the admin.

publicly celebrates sex for the beautiful and diverse blessing that it is - not as something "dirty" or even "nasty".

but not when it shows some pregnant woman f---!!! would it also be beautiful if it showed child porn? :?

I'm sorry, I'm not seeing the connection. You equate a pregnant woman having sex with child porn? LOL.. How do you think the pregnant woman got pregnant in the first place? I have had two children, just because you're pregnant the world doesn't stop..lol trust me.. ;)

no no no, sorry if i was missunderstood. he/she was saying that its great to celebrate sex openly cause its beautiful. but, this was about somebody having sex with a pregnant woman... which i doubt that hardly anybody here thinks is a beautiful thing, unless you have a sick fetish. so would it be beautiful if it was somebody having sex with a child? there, forgive me if im not making any sense :?

Y'know surveys have shown that *most* expecting married couples continue to have sex during the woman's pregnancy. That includes YOUR parents Greater Valia, when you were a few months old in the womb...and you can never know for sure unless you ask them can you? :D

i know that, sex with a pregnant woman is something everybody knows that it happens, but is not openly "celebrated" or discussed.

i know that, sex with a pregnant woman is something everybody knows that it happens, but is not openly "celebrated" or discussed.

Hey well we're discussing it now - and we need to celebrate it too!

(hmm...notice that Steph & I are Canadians - wonder what that means? :wink: )

i know that, sex with a pregnant woman is something everybody knows that it happens, but is not openly "celebrated" or discussed.

Hey well we're discussing it now - and we need to celebrate it too!

(hmm...notice that Steph & I are Canadians - wonder what that means? :wink: )

1. this is the internet, i seriously doubt that any of us would be talking about pregnant woman sex while we were standing around in the street

2. canadians arent people, and should be shot :D

i know that, sex with a pregnant woman is something everybody knows that it happens, but is not openly "celebrated" or discussed.

Hey well we're discussing it now - and we need to celebrate it too!

(hmm...notice that Steph & I are Canadians - wonder what that means? :wink: )

1. this is the internet, i seriously doubt that any of us would be talking about pregnant woman sex while we were standing around in the street

2. canadians arent people, and should be shot :D

Wow, you are f***ed up.

Anyway, let's get back to the origional topic. It's still pretty nasty showing this stuff on t.v. Regular cable t.v. at that, not HBO or Cinemax.

i know that, sex with a pregnant woman is something everybody knows that it happens, but is not openly "celebrated" or discussed.

Hey well we're discussing it now - and we need to celebrate it too!

(hmm...notice that Steph & I are Canadians - wonder what that means? :wink: )

1. this is the internet, i seriously doubt that any of us would be talking about pregnant woman sex while we were standing around in the street

2. canadians arent people, and should be shot :D

Wow, you are f***ed up.

Anyway, let's get back to the origional topic. It's still pretty nasty showing this stuff on t.v. Regular cable t.v. at that, not HBO or Cinemax.


or even that inPPV stuff

i know that, sex with a pregnant woman is something everybody knows that it happens, but is not openly "celebrated" or discussed.

Hey well we're discussing it now - and we need to celebrate it too!

(hmm...notice that Steph & I are Canadians - wonder what that means? :wink: )

1. this is the internet, i seriously doubt that any of us would be talking about pregnant woman sex while we were standing around in the street

2. canadians arent people, and should be shot :D

Yeah, but that costs per-view. Being Jewish, I go for the cheapest porno possible.

Wow, you are f***ed up.

Anyway, let's get back to the origional topic. It's still pretty nasty showing this stuff on t.v. Regular cable t.v. at that, not HBO or Cinemax.


or even that inPPV stuff

i know that, sex with a pregnant woman is something everybody knows that it happens, but is not openly "celebrated" or discussed.

Hey well we're discussing it now - and we need to celebrate it too!

(hmm...notice that Steph & I are Canadians - wonder what that means? :wink: )

1. this is the internet, i seriously doubt that any of us would be talking about pregnant woman sex while we were standing around in the street

2. canadians arent people, and should be shot :D

Wow, you are f***ed up.

Anyway, let's get back to the origional topic. It's still pretty nasty showing this stuff on t.v. Regular cable t.v. at that, not HBO or Cinemax.

why am i fucked up?

"canadians aren't people, and should be shot"

Now that's pretty f***ed up. That shouldn't be said about anyone, except Republicans. :lol: