NationStates Jolt Archive

*prepares for pain...*

*cuts own feet off and launches self into a pot a spiders and iching powder*

dear jesus!

Smacks him with a barbed wire wrapped fish

*disconnects kisarazu's internet access*

I've found this to be the most elegant and torturous form of punishment one can deliver on these forums.

*disconnects kisarazu's internet access*

I've found this to be the most elegant and torturous form of punishment one can deliver on these forums.

Now that is just evil......

Gives Celeborne the plague, due to severe lack of imagination.

*sticks jordaxia`s face in pot of lye and then throws him into pit, to be anally raped by 8 obese men*

Gives Celeborne the plague, due to severe lack of imagination.

Ooh, the Plague. A classic.

*knocks a satellite out of orbit, disrupting internet access to wherever Jordaxia lives*

N--£$% Inte£^$£t! Gah!
That's Just horrible Kisarazu.
*Returns the favour. But adds a 9th, truly obese man.
Acts like a n00b to Sdaeriji. "I g0t5 t3h N00x0rs!!!"

N--£$% Inte£^$£t! Gah!
That's Just horrible Kisarazu.
*Returns the favour. But adds a 9th, truly obese man.
Acts like a n00b to Sdaeriji. "I g0t5 t3h N00x0rs!!!"

*removes the Zero key from Jordaxia's computer*

*sticks hand through sdaeriji`s computer and strangles him to death*

*unplugs computer*

Ha! Now your hand is forever stuck on my side of my computer. I'm sure the grip will loosen with time....

Rips off Sdaeriji's head and shits down his neck.

*cuts off hand and grows a new one*

*throws a bottle full of ebola at Ecopoeia*

((and dont tell me you cant fill a bottle with ebola, cuz u can!!))

begins to boil Kisarazu alive. With my Lobsters of course

*Rips TBM asunder with a crescent-blade* :twisted:

*sticks seph`s dick in a blender and throws him into a pot of lemon juice and human fetuses*

hey seph, sux about FUA. what did u do? i missed it.

*burns Kisarazu's eyelashes and eyebrows off*

What happened to FUA?

*Drives by sdaeriji in a Scorpion and flips the blades out, slicing him in half*

Meh, FUA sucks without me or parra there.
All I did was change the mods so they weren't biased ones who mod only when it suits them. You would have thought that was a good thing. I would have stepped up their security, too.

dude, thats not fair. FUA doesnt suck, its just not the same as it once was. u shouldnt have switched the mods. its the sort of behaivor u expect when you get NS`s finest and foulest. :lol: how did u get admin status?

i wish fallen was back... im trying to make FUA better, but its been hard cuz i dont have internet at home.

*throws an AIDS-infected shard of glass at seph*

dude, thats not fair. FUA doesnt suck, its just not the same as it once was. u shouldnt have switched the mods. its the sort of behaivor u expect when you get NS`s finest and foulest. :lol: how did u get admin status?

i wish fallen was back... im trying to make FUA better, but its been hard cuz i dont have internet at home.

*throws an AIDS-infected shard of glass at seph*

*ties Kisarazu to an Avril and fires him straight into a plane, which explodes in a shower of burning metal*

I needed to switch the mods. If Neon was still an admin when she came on, she would have grilled my ass. Besides, I know what parra's last wishes were, she would never have handed over her adminhood to her.
How did I get admin status? That, my friend, is a secret I shall carry to my grave. Suffice is to say it was not acquired by foul play.

*burns seph`s skin off with a butane lighter (it took days!) and throws him into a pot of salt*

ok dude, TM me your new username if you have one. i gotta go to bed. see ya.

*burns seph`s skin off with a butane lighter (it took days!) and throws him into a pot of salt*

ok dude, TM me your new username if you have one. i gotta go to bed. see ya.

See ya dude!

*shaves seph`s scalp off and dips the top part of his head in acid. then makes him eat his scalp*

*shaves seph`s scalp off and dips the top part of his head in acid. then makes him eat his scalp*

DEAT!


Haha j/k :P

*strips Steph of her mod powers!!*

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

shoots Kryozerkia in the pinkie toe.

*performs a labotomy (sp?) on kryozerkia and force feeds him a piss and sh*t shake*

*performs a labotomy (sp?) on kryozerkia and force feeds him a piss and sh*t shake*

*gives Kisar wildflowers*

Teehee! :twisted:

*screams in pain* :wink:

*puts Kisarazu Arisen on Judas' Cradle*

*takes knife and makes 2 in cut in Kisarazu's skin, then has a hobo with rough, dirty fingers contenually slowly tear the rest of skin off while pouring salt in opn wound*

[engages in the vampiric devouring of Kryozerkia's blood]

[engages in the vampiric devouring of Kryozerkia's blood]

*briefly enjoys it*

*smirks*

Lookie here! I have a cross, garlic and a stake! BWAHAHA!!

*takes knife and makes 2 in cut in Kisarazu's skin, then has a hobo with rough, dirty fingers contenually slowly tear the rest of skin off while pouring salt in opn wound*

oh, that was good.

*performs plastic surgery and switches kryozerkia`s a$$hole with his mouth. constipation=starvation!*

*grabs cross and steak, burns them, then eats the garlic*

ties Furbies to a chair and makes you watch 24 hours of Gilligans Island....and kicks you in the balls evertime you complain.

*grabs cross and steak, burns them, then eats the garlic*

Damnit, it didn't work!

OOOOO!!! *smirk*

Meet my friend, the Cat-o-nine-tails! *whips DF with it once...*

*cuts off Kryozerkia's head and mails it to japan to be used as the secret ingredient in the next Iron Chef episode*

Shows whoevers above me nude photos of,Whoopie Goldberg.

*cuts off Kryozerkia's head and mails it to japan to be used as the secret ingredient in the next Iron Chef episode*
OOoooo!! Yum!

*smirks*

Ascensia... time for me to have fun...

*ties Ascensia to the rack and expands it, drawing and quartering Ascensia*

*quotes Gillicans Island incesantly at Kryozerkia*
thanks BS

*talks in computer double speak to DF*

*duct tapes Kryozerkia into uncomfertible school desk and makes him write out the Declaration of Independace, word for word, in binary*

Yay! Binary! *listens happily*

Now your turn!

*straps DF in one of the standard uncomfortable convention issue high school desks*
Now today you will learn how to program in J++

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :shock: :shock:

I COULD do worse....

you make me do any more of this computer stuff and i swear i will put a hex upon you and your descendants that will cause every server you attempt to get on crash

you make me do any more of this computer stuff and i swear i will put a hex upon you and your descendants that will cause every server you attempt to get on crash
You mean you're afraid to learn how to use the computer beyond point the mouse, click and type a little URL into a box and fumble through your email inbox, which is probably linked to Microcrap in someway? ;)

*smacks kryozerkia`s face on the ground until it a mash of flesh, blood, and sinew- and then throws him into a pit of rabid sewer rats that have been starved for a couple weeks*

*gets the enormous minigun from the movie Van Helsing and blasts MJ into tiny bits*

that sucked dude, you just demolished my puppet!

*tattoos penises all over seph`s face and ass*

edit- LMAO about the post below :lol:

*takes photo of KA*
*edits him into a picture with some tortured Iraqi prisoners and mails it to the media*

*takes Live Dreams and puts him in a realit show -- one of them loser ones*

*takes Live Dreams and puts him in a realit show -- one of them loser ones*

:shock: You monster!

*takes Kryo and throws him through an active turbofan engine*

*takes Live Dreams and puts him in a realit show -- one of them loser ones*

:shock: You monster!

*takes Kryo and throws him through an active turbofan engine*

What the??

*shrugs*

*gives Seph the same fate as Live Dreams*

*Sets light to his trousers*

*Sets light to his trousers*

*Has Screegor forum banned* :P

dp

*Sets light to his trousers*

*Has Screegor forum banned* :P

Thats just cruel.
*pokes Stephistan with a stick*

*Buries Screegor under tonnes of paperwork, causing multiple lacerations from papercuts.*

*Buries Screegor under tonnes of paperwork, causing multiple lacerations from papercuts.*

*rips out ACMM Turf's heart and feeds it to the mod squad*

*Buries Screegor under tonnes of paperwork, causing multiple lacerations from papercuts.*

*rips out ACMM Turf's heart and feeds it to the mod squad*Makes Stephistan self-righteous and smartalecky and sends her to Canada> OH, I forgot... nevermind.

*Buries Screegor under tonnes of paperwork, causing multiple lacerations from papercuts.*

*rips out ACMM Turf's heart and feeds it to the mod squad*Makes Stephistan self-righteous and smartalecky and sends her to Canada> OH, I forgot... nevermind.

:lol:

*Buries Screegor under tonnes of paperwork, causing multiple lacerations from papercuts.*

*rips out ACMM Turf's heart and feeds it to the mod squad*Makes Stephistan self-righteous and smartalecky and sends her to Canada> OH, I forgot... nevermind.

:lol:

Hey! Stay on topic..lol :lol:

ahah!

*Straps Stephistan to a table and cuts her up lengthways with a rip-saw*

:twisted:

ahah!

*Straps Stephistan to a table and cuts her up lengthways with a rip-saw*

:twisted:

*Corners Almighty Sephiroth and draws and quarters him with a rusty screw driver*

*pours vinegar into the wounds*

*plants spiky demons babies in steph's womb and forces her into labour, before shredding scree with a flak cannon*

*plants spiky demons babies in steph's womb and forces her into labour, before shredding scree with a flak cannon*

Umm, I wasn't above you.. you lose! LOL

hahah! You are now! *plants spiky demons babies in steph's womb and forces her into labour*

hahah! You are now! *plants spiky demons babies in steph's womb and forces her into labour*

*Rips Almighty Sephiroth's head off and rams it down his throat!*

*Shoves a hook in steph where the sun doesn't shine, forcing it straight through her body, before grabbing hold of her tongue and ripping it out straight through the aforementioned orifice*

*Shoves a hook in steph where the sun doesn't shine, forcing it straight through her body, before grabbing hold of her tongue and ripping it out straight through the aforementioned orifice*

*Ties Almighty Sephiroth up and slowly pours battery acid all over his body and face*

Side note - holy sh*t we are violent..lol :P

(Yes, indeed we are. must be all the bottled up feelings you have for me venting themselves in an unhealthy way, lol!)

*Gets a soldering iron, sharpens the end, turns it on, sticks it through Steph's belly and carves unmentionable words in her stomach, before relieving himself in the wounds*

(Yes, indeed we are. must be all the bottled up feelings you have for me venting themselves in an unhealthy way, lol!)

*Gets a soldering iron, sharpens the end, turns it on, sticks it through Steph's belly and carves unmentionable words in her stomach, before relieving himself in the wounds*

(You so stole that from the "The Exorcist "..lol j/k :))

*Hangs Almighty Sephiroth from the rafters in her basement and slowly peels his skin off and saws his arms and legs off with a butcher knife*

(Yes, indeed we are. must be all the bottled up feelings you have for me venting themselves in an unhealthy way, lol!)

*Gets a soldering iron, sharpens the end, turns it on, sticks it through Steph's belly and carves unmentionable words in her stomach, before relieving himself in the wounds*

(You so stole that from the "The Exorcist "..lol j/k :))

*Hangs Almighty Sephiroth from the rafters in her basement and slowly peels his skin off and saws his arms and legs off with a butcher knife*

(you stole that murder from Hitman: Contracts! :p)

*pours lighter fluid on a razor, before shredding Stephs skin with it, totally skinning her, pouring on more lighter fluid onto the razor each time, and then setting a match to Steph*

:twisted:

(Yes, indeed we are. must be all the bottled up feelings you have for me venting themselves in an unhealthy way, lol!)

*Gets a soldering iron, sharpens the end, turns it on, sticks it through Steph's belly and carves unmentionable words in her stomach, before relieving himself in the wounds*

(You so stole that from the "The Exorcist "..lol j/k :))

*Hangs Almighty Sephiroth from the rafters in her basement and slowly peels his skin off and saws his arms and legs off with a butcher knife*

(you stole that murder from Hitman: Contracts! :p)

*pours lighter fluid on a razor, before shredding Stephs skin with it, totally skinning her, pouring on more lighter fluid onto the razor each time, and then setting a match to Steph*

:twisted:

(WRONG! I stole it from the remake of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" lol )

*me gives up for now, but punches Almighty Sephiroth in the face on the way out*..

Oh boy, a chance to do something evil to Steph twice in one day!!

*smirk*

*makes her sit down in front of a computer while someone does a LOT of C&P*

Oh boy, a chance to do something evil to Steph twice in one day!!

*smirk*

*makes her sit down in front of a computer while someone does a LOT of C&P*

*Rams that C&P down Kryozerkia throat, and makes sure it's gone down will a drill*

Yum! I was hungry, thanks, that hit the spot....

*smirk*

Now that I've done two things you hate, time for me to take our my... Hmn.... Well, Iv'e already drawn and quartered someone, used the Judas' Cradle and my cat-o-nine-tails... AH!

*straps the Scold's Bridle on Steph*

Gotta love Medieval torture tools!!

Yum! I was hungry, thanks, that hit the spot....

*smirk*

Now that I've done two things you hate, time for me to take our my... Hmn.... Well, Iv'e already drawn and quartered someone, used the Judas' Cradle and my cat-o-nine-tails... AH!

*straps the Scold's Bridle on Steph*

Gotta love Medieval torture tools!!

Bah, so tame! LOL.. :P

*Takes Kryozerkia to watch "Fried Green Tomatoes 58 times*

You know that's going to hurt...lol :P

That wasn't so bad!

*makes Steph listen to a lecture on the OSI model in binary*

having fun you two!

You bet!! *cackle*

mwahahah! I beat Steph, lucky, too. My timetable was just about to give out on me.
*Forces Krio to watch Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within*

Bans seph from FUA...permenantly :lol:

Bans seph from FUA...permenantly :lol:

*Requests one of the mods to delete Beeker for no apparent reason*

*beats live dreams to death with margaret thatcher`s dildo*

*stabs Kisarazu to death with Courtney Love's dildo*

*pulls ascensia`s face apart with his bare hands, and pours centipedes into the rip*

*administers Chinese drip torture to Kisrazu*
(Chinese drip-torture - strap you to a cold stone alter/table so you cant move at all, stretch you out as far as possible, and put a bucket full of water over your forehead with a little hole in the bottom that lets only one droplet out at a time. this contenues for days, with no food or water)

squirts lemon juice on a boo-boo


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ouch! :lol:

Bans seph from FUA...permenantly :lol:

Heh, you really think you can permanently get rid of me, don't you? :twisted:

*Joins the Seph fan club*

You must be OK if Beeker hates you... :D

*Joins the Seph fan club*

You must be OK if Beeker hates you... :D

*Makes Ur6 pay outrageous fan club dues*

*Pays with Funny money*

*pulls ascensia`s face apart with his bare hands, and pours centipedes into the rip*

*Skips half a dozen people for the oppurtunity to cover Andrew's schlong in butter. Waits for "the eskimo" (you know who) to get done eating it while Andrew thrashes wildly in pain. Sprays lemon juice on the bloody stump, followed with a large dose of salt*