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you know who you are. you think that somehow japan is a futuristic paradise full of hot japanese girls that want to screw your brains out. u think that everything in japan is so much better then everywhere else and that japanese and japan can never be boring or wrong.

i know that you are wrong because i was one of u for a little while. turn from that path and embrace the real japan.

well, if you dont i hate you and i hope you fall into a pit of death. yes, a pit of pure death. nothing but death.

i laugh at the notion that japan is not a paradise my good man! :P

:cry: i only have a 12 post count...

:cry: i only have a 12 post count...

i am so much superior to you because i have a post count in the thousands, and a special title! :D

hey! how did u get a special title!

hey! how did u get a special title!

the mysterious forum title draw

Damn you TAR, I wanted that one!

Damn you TAR, I wanted that one!

<insert mocking laugh>

how do i get 1. actually, i just want my 3000 post count back... :cry: well actually, around 2,600. 2,100 with Kisarazu Cats Eye, around 500 with Kisarazu Reborn...

I like Japan for the anime and music, but I'm not sure I'd want to live there. :wink:

I don't care. Japan is still cool and always have been.

Yes, even the evil fascist WW2 Japan had the cool factor. What other country is stylish enough to use their planes as bombs? I don't see US Pilots slamming their B-52's into Saddam's palace or Osama's cave. Why not? 'Cause they're a bunch of pansies. Despite rumours saying that Japanese arent as well endowed as western men, they sure as hell have bigger balls. I mean come on, they were ready to fight until they were annihilated, but the US had to play unfair and blow up two cities with one bomb. They only surrendered cause the Allies cheated and thought "Well, we could fry their women and children, or we could come face to face with an army of insane guys with swords and guns who will kick our arses...i want my mummy." I bet the Japanese would have invaded anyway in that situation because they like a good fight.

Medieval Japan is awesome too. Samurai! Katanas! and then when theyre finished cutting people in half from head to groin with one insane sword strike, they go and put their Kimonos on, drink green tea and talk about poetry and other nice things like that. Stylish...Oh and Ninjas!!! Ninjas are awesome even though they don't have cool swords like Samurai. Then theres the Karate dudes that can knock out eyeballs and rupture internal organs with their fists. Cool. Just cool. And what did Europe have? Knights in shining armour. Pffffffft.

But modern Japan is cool too...they have robot dogs and nintendo and stuff. And they still like sumo!! No other country has a bunch of lardarses pushing eachother around in front of crowds. (Mcdonalds doesn't count)

Hmm...i'm forgetting something. Oh yeah, it's probably full of hot women who want to screw my brains out.

Is there a samurai in the pit of death?

I don't care. Japan is still cool and always have been.

Yes, even the evil fascist WW2 Japan had the cool factor. What other country is stylish enough to use their planes as bombs? I don't see US Pilots slamming their B-52's into Saddam's palace or Osama's cave. Why not? 'Cause they're a bunch of pansies. Despite rumours saying that Japanese arent as well endowed as western men, they sure as hell have bigger balls. I mean come on, they were ready to fight until they were annihilated, but the US had to play unfair and blow up two cities with one bomb. They only surrendered cause the Allies cheated and thought "Well, we could fry their women and children, or we could come face to face with an army of insane guys with swords and guns who will kick our arses...i want my mummy." I bet the Japanese would have invaded anyway in that situation because they like a good fight.

Medieval Japan is awesome too. Samurai! Katanas! and then when theyre finished cutting people in half from head to groin with one insane sword strike, they go and put their Kimonos on, drink green tea and talk about poetry and other nice things like that. Stylish...Oh and Ninjas!!! Ninjas are awesome even though they don't have cool swords like Samurai. Then theres the Karate dudes that can knock out eyeballs and rupture internal organs with their fists. Cool. Just cool. And what did Europe have? Knights in shining armour. Pffffffft.

But modern Japan is cool too...they have robot dogs and nintendo and stuff. And they still like sumo!! No other country has a bunch of lardarses pushing eachother around in front of crowds. (Mcdonalds doesn't count)

Hmm...i'm forgetting something. Oh yeah, it's probably full of hot women who want to screw my brains out.

u r a genius. yes, only smart/tough people run their airplanes into ships. samurai were great! especially when they spent all their time murdered unarmed peasants! and ninjas! woohoo! lets sit in a toilet full of shite for 3 days, and then we can stab some minor general up the ass with a sword! then kill ourselves. id love to be a ninja.

and yes, all japanese have robot dogs to do their bidding. even the homeless guys.

I don't care. Japan is still cool and always have been.

Yes, even the evil fascist WW2 Japan had the cool factor. What other country is stylish enough to use their planes as bombs? I don't see US Pilots slamming their B-52's into Saddam's palace or Osama's cave. Why not? 'Cause they're a bunch of pansies. Despite rumours saying that Japanese arent as well endowed as western men, they sure as hell have bigger balls. I mean come on, they were ready to fight until they were annihilated, but the US had to play unfair and blow up two cities with one bomb. They only surrendered cause the Allies cheated and thought "Well, we could fry their women and children, or we could come face to face with an army of insane guys with swords and guns who will kick our arses...i want my mummy." I bet the Japanese would have invaded anyway in that situation because they like a good fight.

Medieval Japan is awesome too. Samurai! Katanas! and then when theyre finished cutting people in half from head to groin with one insane sword strike, they go and put their Kimonos on, drink green tea and talk about poetry and other nice things like that. Stylish...Oh and Ninjas!!! Ninjas are awesome even though they don't have cool swords like Samurai. Then theres the Karate dudes that can knock out eyeballs and rupture internal organs with their fists. Cool. Just cool. And what did Europe have? Knights in shining armour. Pffffffft.

But modern Japan is cool too...they have robot dogs and nintendo and stuff. And they still like sumo!! No other country has a bunch of lardarses pushing eachother around in front of crowds. (Mcdonalds doesn't count)

Hmm...i'm forgetting something. Oh yeah, it's probably full of hot women who want to screw my brains out.

u r a genius. yes, only smart/tough people run their airplanes into ships. samurai were great! especially when they spent all their time murdered unarmed peasants! and ninjas! woohoo! lets sit in a toilet full of shite for 3 days, and then we can stab some minor general up the ass with a sword! then kill ourselves. id love to be a ninja.

and yes, all japanese have robot dogs to do their bidding. even the homeless guys.

:roll: no sense of humour.

I don't care. Japan is still cool and always have been.

Yes, even the evil fascist WW2 Japan had the cool factor. What other country is stylish enough to use their planes as bombs? I don't see US Pilots slamming their B-52's into Saddam's palace or Osama's cave. Why not? 'Cause they're a bunch of pansies. Despite rumours saying that Japanese arent as well endowed as western men, they sure as hell have bigger balls. I mean come on, they were ready to fight until they were annihilated, but the US had to play unfair and blow up two cities with one bomb. They only surrendered cause the Allies cheated and thought "Well, we could fry their women and children, or we could come face to face with an army of insane guys with swords and guns who will kick our arses...i want my mummy." I bet the Japanese would have invaded anyway in that situation because they like a good fight.

Medieval Japan is awesome too. Samurai! Katanas! and then when theyre finished cutting people in half from head to groin with one insane sword strike, they go and put their Kimonos on, drink green tea and talk about poetry and other nice things like that. Stylish...Oh and Ninjas!!! Ninjas are awesome even though they don't have cool swords like Samurai. Then theres the Karate dudes that can knock out eyeballs and rupture internal organs with their fists. Cool. Just cool. And what did Europe have? Knights in shining armour. Pffffffft.

But modern Japan is cool too...they have robot dogs and nintendo and stuff. And they still like sumo!! No other country has a bunch of lardarses pushing eachother around in front of crowds. (Mcdonalds doesn't count)

Hmm...i'm forgetting something. Oh yeah, it's probably full of hot women who want to screw my brains out.

u r a genius. yes, only smart/tough people run their airplanes into ships. samurai were great! especially when they spent all their time murdered unarmed peasants! and ninjas! woohoo! lets sit in a toilet full of shite for 3 days, and then we can stab some minor general up the ass with a sword! then kill ourselves. id love to be a ninja.

and yes, all japanese have robot dogs to do their bidding. even the homeless guys.

:roll: no sense of humour.

i was joking and i knew u were. :roll: nobody could seriously think that i didnt laugh my ass off reading ur post. :lol:

I don't care. Japan is still cool and always have been.

Yes, even the evil fascist WW2 Japan had the cool factor. What other country is stylish enough to use their planes as bombs? I don't see US Pilots slamming their B-52's into Saddam's palace or Osama's cave. Why not? 'Cause they're a bunch of pansies. Despite rumours saying that Japanese arent as well endowed as western men, they sure as hell have bigger balls. I mean come on, they were ready to fight until they were annihilated, but the US had to play unfair and blow up two cities with one bomb. They only surrendered cause the Allies cheated and thought "Well, we could fry their women and children, or we could come face to face with an army of insane guys with swords and guns who will kick our arses...i want my mummy." I bet the Japanese would have invaded anyway in that situation because they like a good fight.

Medieval Japan is awesome too. Samurai! Katanas! and then when theyre finished cutting people in half from head to groin with one insane sword strike, they go and put their Kimonos on, drink green tea and talk about poetry and other nice things like that. Stylish...Oh and Ninjas!!! Ninjas are awesome even though they don't have cool swords like Samurai. Then theres the Karate dudes that can knock out eyeballs and rupture internal organs with their fists. Cool. Just cool. And what did Europe have? Knights in shining armour. Pffffffft.

But modern Japan is cool too...they have robot dogs and nintendo and stuff. And they still like sumo!! No other country has a bunch of lardarses pushing eachother around in front of crowds. (Mcdonalds doesn't count)

Hmm...i'm forgetting something. Oh yeah, it's probably full of hot women who want to screw my brains out.

u r a genius. yes, only smart/tough people run their airplanes into ships. samurai were great! especially when they spent all their time murdered unarmed peasants! and ninjas! woohoo! lets sit in a toilet full of shite for 3 days, and then we can stab some minor general up the ass with a sword! then kill ourselves. id love to be a ninja.

and yes, all japanese have robot dogs to do their bidding. even the homeless guys.

:roll: no sense of humour.

i was joking and i knew u were. :roll: nobody could seriously think that i didnt laugh my ass off reading ur post. :lol:

Hehehe, well that clears that up then :lol:

and the pit of death does not have a samurai in it because it is a PIT OF DEATH. PURE DEATH!

and the pit of death does not have a samurai in it because it is a PIT OF DEATH. PURE DEATH!

Hmm...well is death in the form a demonic super saiyan samurai chick with blue hair in school uniform driving an old mitsubishi, and when she runs me over she tries to tentacle rape me or put a sword up my ass?

Please don't throw me in there :shock:

dear god, its much much worse... you cant imagine, actually- u seriously cant imagine.

dear god, its much much worse... you cant imagine, actually- u seriously cant imagine.

I can't think of many things worse than being run over than anally violated with a tentacled schoolgirl, unless of course its KAIBO, the Killer AIBO, but i'll take your word for it.

Oh no. Its an eternity of watching Pokemon isn't it. OH DEAR GOD NO!

*Runs*

an eternity of watching pokemon in the whistling language of the canary islands is only the first part...

Japan is also full of weird TV shows about lighting petrol-covered rags on peoples chest and sticking frozen fruit down the contestants underwear. :?

They also have a great train service, I hear.

yeah, the trains are nice. one of the wierdest shows i saw was a whole talk show devouted to an idol`s breasts.

yeah, the trains are nice. one of the wierdest shows i saw was a whole talk show devouted to an idol`s breasts.

Weird. :?

I hear Japanese train drivers ahve killed themselves because they turned up at their station. One of my college teachers went to japan once and he reckons the trains in one area were coming like once every two minutes!

i dunno about the suicide, but the trains do come often. not to many ppl have cars (compared to the west, gas is just insanely expensive here), and so public transportation is good but expensive. taxis, buses, trains, etc.

cool. Do you see many people with comic books, or just the occasional few? I heard people of all ages read different types of comic.

yes, i see TONS of people with manga (comics). old, young, schoolgirls, buisnessmen, etc. some are ok, but i dont really like them that much. the occasional anime movie is ok, but enough is enough.

{{oops, thats my puppet}}

ermm.. my bf has just gone to japan last march under federal sponsorship to study engineering there. is that relevant? :P

yes it is relevent. 2 things, where is he in japan and where do u live?

oops, sorry, had to restart my pc like 3 times. anyway, he's near tokyo and im from malaysia.. he's gonna be there for 4 years :(

yeah, the trains are nice. one of the wierdest shows i saw was a whole talk show devouted to an idol`s breasts.

Is that the show where she blew out candles by slapping them together and creating a draught?
That was WILD

Yay! Go Japan! Go Niigata! Go ALBIREX!!!! We all know, Andrew. Japan isn't full of those hot chicks, because we haven't been getting laid near enough for comfort. So yes, Japan-o-philes are the worst scourge of the earth, but we know the solution. I say it almost every time we see any foreigners in MY city. Just kill em. Kill em all...

anybody with a brain knows that Japan is not some technological wonder of a country. aren't some of the areas over there really rural?


So I like one or two animes and sushi. Doesn't make me a Japanophile


However I have reason to believe this one kid in my drafting class is (i should tell you he's NOT of any Asian ethnicity). He has a coupla T-shirts w/anime on them, and has also made one or two refrences to how Japanese schools are diff than here, so . . .

A country which harvests whales, still has capital punishment and which permits almost no immigration can hardly be called a "paradise" can it?

Still, there is very much about Japan and its people I respect and admire. In my job I get to meet people from many countries and my dealings with Japanese are often the most pleasant.

I agree, there's nothing special about Japan. Other than the anime. And I seriously doubt everyone there watches anime

Oh, and they messed with my Latina music singer...Paulina Rubio and her music video.

Do you know how pathetic it is to watch a a latina sing spanish with all these japanese references and japanese text popping in the screen?



Now, I only put up with Japan because they're the ones that make my video games...sadly. Hell, I'll learn Japanese so I can play Metal Gear Solid 3 before it comes out here. But....no....I couldn't. :x

you think that somehow japan is a futuristic paradise full of hot japanese girls that want to screw your brains out.

Well I had a girl friend who came from there and she was hot. She also.....never mind.

http://japantoday.com/dbfiles/picture/harajuku.5B0.jpg
Reason 35,875 to be afraid of Japan (http://japantoday.com/e/?content=picture&id=1196)

I was going to find a pic of a hot anime girl and post something along the lines of 'But...dont all Japanese women look like this?', but the only pics that worked were hentais :P

Actually, many "futurists" amongst others, believe that Japan's current cultural mix of old and new, and integration of technology into culture is what the rest of the western world will look like down the road. There certainly are far fewer taboos (at least amongst the more recent generations) than in Japan's Western counterparts.

This topic reminds me of my eternity project to learn to read Japanese so I can read all to cool manga there is...

But I wouldn't want to live in Japan; it's over-crowded, the culture is too different for me and they have earthquakes and tsunamis. Oh, and volcanoes nearby, which usually account for the other two catastrophes as well.

I am studying japanese but not because i'm "otaku", which I hate with a passion. I can read some japanese

Actually, many "futurists" amongst others, believe that Japan's current cultural mix of old and new, and integration of technology into culture is what the rest of the western world will look like down the road. There certainly are far fewer taboos (at least amongst the more recent generations) than in Japan's Western counterparts.

Some futurists are very, very wrong. Japan may have a small mix of new, but it's still mostly old. You have to consider the fact that this is a country where none but the sluttiest (sorry, Andrew, she really is) people will not HUG in public. A country where, to most extent, foreign people are snubbed and looked down upon, for no other reason than being different. Do you know what it's like to speak a language, but people will only attempt to speak to you in your native tongue, in spite of the fact that you greet them in theirs, are in their country, and they have no idea how to communicate in your language? You certainly could say that Japan is somewhat like the western world will be down the road, but that's a frightening concept; that we would allow ourselves to let our attitudes revert to the way they were half a century ago.

a slut, but a sexy 1.

hey doj, i decided to stop at the internet cafe cuz last time it took me 2 hours to get home. damn buses!

A country which harvests whales, still has capital punishment and which permits almost no immigration can hardly be called a "paradise" can it?

Still, there is very much about Japan and its people I respect and admire. In my job I get to meet people from many countries and my dealings with Japanese are often the most pleasant.

Well, I'm not one for harvesting whales, but I see nothing wrong with punishing criminals and preserving your gene pool

seph, are you a nazi? dont you like, hate asians too?

seph, are you a nazi? dont you like, hate asians too?

I'm not technically a Nazi, I just believe in preserving biodiversity in all life forms, if it should be done in animals, and is even openly encouraged, why not use it in humans?

so i shouldnt fcuk a japanese chick? tisk tisk, thats not cool at all.

sure, fcuk her if you wish, just don't get her pregnant :P

ahhh. got it.

Now all we have to do is wait for Pet or Bottle to say "Ah, but weren't you the one saying 'abstinance is the only way'?"

The Japs make excellent cars and motorcycles, as well as electronics. Other than that, I don't really care about them.. I'd imagine that living in Japan would be somewhat hellish.. We must all beware of Japan though, they're tenacious, smart, and vicious bastards, if anything.

They have a different culture and it is no stranger than any other. Any culture viewed from the outside and with the influnces of your own culture on you will appear strange.
Thier culture is no better or worse than ours, just different. The problem is in the west we always think our way is the best way and if you disagree there must be something wrong with you. Not a view I sign up to.
As to Nazi's hating Asians. I don't think there is any historical basis for this. The Germans did not intern Asians as a matter of course durig the war, that was left to the US (strange they never interned people of German descent). Nutter Hitler was all about purity of the race.
Babbled enough now..

Andrew, you should burn in all of the seven, sweet hells. Get a bus schedule next time...Get two, I need one. Just get on the bus instead, idiot.